DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/10/2012    Duedate: 04/23/2012

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-694

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIGHT BLOUSE
HOT STUFF (504)
(9-5425) [15-3-3,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIGHT BLOUSE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
HOT STUFF (504)                
(9-5425) [15-3-3,115]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLUE STREAK                    JED TARRAN DAPP
BLUE MOON (381)                BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5574) [17-15-0,67]          (9-5597) [13-9-0,61]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLUE MOON (381)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. QUEEN (522)                 19
2. HOT STUFF (504)             17      QUEEN (522)
3. BATTEL BLADES (516)         14      Unchartered Team
4. PAPERBOYS (502)              1
5. THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)        0      RICHARD'S LIFE (385)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 QUEEN (522)               27  13  0 67.5   1/ 1 BLUE MOON (381)           7  8 0
 2/ 3 HOT STUFF (504)          108  60 10 64.3   2/ 2 HOT STUFF (504)           5  1 0
 3/ 4 BATTEL BLADES (516)       16  14  0 53.3   3/ 4 QUEEN (522)               4  2 0
 4- 5 THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)     61  70  2 46.6   4/ 5 BATTEL BLADES (516)       4  2 0
 5/ 6 BLUE MOON (381)          803 928 24 46.4   5- 3 THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)     3  1 0
 6/ 7 PAPERBOYS (502)            4  35  0 10.3   6/ 7 PAPERBOYS (502)           0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 693): FREE WHEEL of THE WILLBURYS 9 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 695): ANTIPHON of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 621): WOLFDOG of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 689): SHANK of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 691): GOLD CHARM of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 683): ZOMBIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 684): WATER WORKS of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 344): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 681): CAPTAIN KIRK of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 677): DEE N. EMMI of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 674): HEADLESS NORSEMAN of HALLOWIENERS (The Dark One)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 666): MONKEY MAN of REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 625): KIRVINJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 319): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 313): SALAD SLAYER of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 300): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 556): TIKI LA'BANE of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 541): ANON of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 523): HORSE D'OEUVRE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 518): IN YOUR FACE of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 479): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 473): LEAPS INTO THE AIR of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 465): CALEAM CHOWDER of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 582): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 693): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 695): BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 621): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 689): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 691): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 683): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 684): MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 344): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 681): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 677): COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 674): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 666): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 625): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 318): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 313): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 300): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 556): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 541): SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 523): STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 518): BASH BROS EVANGELIST (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 479): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 473): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 465): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 582): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 693): FREE WHEEL of THE WILLBURYS 9 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 695): ANTIPHON of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 621): WOLFDOG of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 689): SHANK of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 683): ZOMBIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 681): CASIMIR PULASKI of BOHICA (Scruffy Puff, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): PATRY TRAP of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 299): PURPLE ACE of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 555): DOBIE FROME of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 522): ANDRES of BOMB SQUAD (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 518): IN YOUR FACE of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                              KORDAL T'ROHN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 471): GREEN ROCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for WE WILL ROCK YOU, who flew up 13 points in the rankings after mashing 
BLUE STREAK like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't 
pay to walk out on the sands.  BLUE STREAK was overcame by WE WILL ROCK YOU and drops 
10 points.  Try as hard as the THE WILLBURYS 9 stable might, they were unable to find 
their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) FREE WHEEL before this week's fights.  In front of 
all the crowds, TIGHT BLOUSE took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give the 
bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid 
aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZUKAL arena.  Did you 
hear that BLUE MOON was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of BLUE MOON's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but 
catch PAPERBOYS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running 
from BLUE MOON.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've 
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIGHT BLOUSE 5425            15   3  3   115       HOT STUFF (504)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILK GARTER 5536             12   9  1   106       HOT STUFF (504)
 G-STRING 5560                13   2  0   104       HOT STUFF (504)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LADYHAWKE 4289               11   8  0    90       THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)
 WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605         8   3  0    88       QUEEN (522)
 BLAMMO 5571                  19  15  0    84       BLUE MOON (381)
 KATANA 5570                   8   5  0    79       BATTEL BLADES (516)
-SURADNA 4368                  8   2  0    74       THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)
 BLUE STREAK 5574             17  15  0    67       BLUE MOON (381)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIDNIGHT 5568                 8   2  0    63       BATTEL BLADES (516)
 JED TARRAN DAPP 5597         13   9  0    61       BLUE MOON (381)
 BLUE FUNK 5589               15  13  2    60       BLUE MOON (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NERISA TEAL 5616              6   3  0    53       BLUE MOON (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THROUGH THE WINDOW 5398       4  35  0    47       PAPERBOYS (502)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BICYCLE RACE 5609             3   0  0    33       QUEEN (522)
-PINK PANTIES 5615             3   1  0    32       HOT STUFF (504)
 BO RHAP 5613                  6   5  0    30       QUEEN (522)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KERNAL 4629                   3   2  0    17       THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)
-ATOMIC BUFFALO TURD 5620      0   2  0     2       THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

There is no corner to turn.  I still have a negative skill base and fighting in a
tourney would kill me.  Very, very, very dead. -- Window

Midnight -- Good challenge but be careful if I touch you, you might die. -- Window

Our congratulations to Free Wheel. -- Jorja and the Blue Moon

We Will Rock You -- Aha, but *I* will blow you away. -- Blammo

Ladyhawke -- I couldn't even see you down there.  Are you sure you're grown up? --
Blue Funk

That Venomous Concubine is just basically dangerous. -- Jed Tarran Dapp

Jed's a little freaked, I guess.  Some of us can handle the wench. -- Blue Streak

Oh, fuss.  The Ambitious Guard?  Big but not, um, well, I wasn't worried about him,
you know? -- Nerisa Teal

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THROUGH THE WINDOW was viciously subdued by JED TARRAN DAPP in a 3 minute fight.
TIGHT BLOUSE handily defeated BLAMMO in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
G-STRING devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
KATANA demolished BLUE FUNK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
WE WILL ROCK YOU vanquished BLUE STREAK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MIDNIGHT outlasted NERISA TEAL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brawl.
BO RHAP overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  13 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  10 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 694 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TIGHT BLOUSE 5425          15   3  3  115 HOT STUFF (504)
LUNGING ATTACK   G-STRING 5560              13   2  0  104 HOT STUFF (504)
BASHING ATTACK   BLAMMO 5571                19  15  0   84 BLUE MOON (381)
AIMED BLOW       KATANA 5570                 8   5  0   79 BATTEL BLADES (516)
TOTAL PARRY      MIDNIGHT 5568               8   2  0   63 BATTEL BLADES (516)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLUE STREAK 5574.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JED TARRAN DAPP 5597.  The ten other most popular fighters were NERISA TEAL 
5616, TIGHT BLOUSE 5425, G-STRING 5560, KATANA 5570, WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605, THROUGH 
THE WINDOW 5398, MIDNIGHT 5568, BO RHAP 5613, BLAMMO 5571, and BLUE FUNK 5589.

The least popular fighter this week was BLUE STREAK 5574.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLUE FUNK 5589, BLAMMO 5571, BO RHAP 5613, MIDNIGHT 5568, 
THROUGH THE WINDOW 5398, WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605, KATANA 5570, G-STRING 5560, TIGHT 
BLOUSE 5425, and NERISA TEAL 5616.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TIGHT BLOUSE (9-5425) HOT STUFF (504)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FREE WHEEL (9-2912) THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)