DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/24/2012    Duedate: 05/07/2012

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-695

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

G-STRING
HOT STUFF (504)
(9-5560) [14-2-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

G-STRING                       POSITION IS EMPTY
HOT STUFF (504)                
(9-5560) [14-2-0,113]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLUE STREAK                    JED TARRAN DAPP
BLUE MOON (381)                BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5574) [17-16-0,68]          (9-5597) [14-9-0,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLUE MOON (381)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLUE MOON (381)             34
2. THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)       19      HOT STUFF (504)
3. HOT STUFF (504)             17      Unchartered Team
4. PAPERBOYS (502)              1
5. BATTEL BLADES (516)          0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 HOT STUFF (504)          110  61 10 64.3   1/ 1 BLUE MOON (381)           7  8 1
 2/ 1 QUEEN (522)               27  15  0 64.3   2/ 5 THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)     5  2 0
 3- 3 BATTEL BLADES (516)       16  14  0 53.3   3/ 2 HOT STUFF (504)           4  1 0
 4/ 4 THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)     63  71  2 47.0   4- 4 BATTEL BLADES (516)       3  1 0
 5/ 5 BLUE MOON (381)          806 930 25 46.4   5/ 3 QUEEN (522)               3  3 0
 6/ 6 PAPERBOYS (502)            4  36  0 10.0   6/ 6 PAPERBOYS (502)           0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 694): TIGHT BLOUSE of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 696): ITCHY FROGGY of KAOS FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 623): FLOYD CASTAWAY of ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 690): HONEYSUCKLE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 692): GOLD CHARM of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 684): BOROMIR of IN MIDDLE EARTH (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 685): WATER WORKS of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 344): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 682): CAPTAIN KIRK of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 678): DEE N. EMMI of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 675): SHELLBACK of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 667): MONKEY MAN of REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 626): KIRVINJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 320): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 314): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 301): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 557): LEEYLAYLA NORIN of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 542): FALKYNOR of THE WILLBURYS 13 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 524): HORSE D'OEUVRE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 519): ON THE CORNER of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 480): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 474): LEAPS INTO THE AIR of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 466): CALEAM CHOWDER of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 583): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 694): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 696): BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 623): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 690): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 693): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 684): 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 685): MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 344): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 682): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 678): THE CRIMSON CUP (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 675): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 667): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 626): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 320): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 314): OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 301): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 557): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 542): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 524): STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 519): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 480): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 474): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 466): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 583): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 694): TIGHT BLOUSE of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
              (turn 693): FREE WHEEL of THE WILLBURYS 9 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 695): ANTIPHON of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 690): HONEYSUCKLE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 689): SHANK of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 683): ZOMBIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 682): MISS CONDUCT of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
              (turn 681): CASIMIR PULASKI of BOHICA (Scruffy Puff, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 678): ABSOLUTION of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 557): LEEYLAYLA NORIN of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 519): ON THE CORNER of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                  (turn 518): IN YOUR FACE of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                              KORDAL T'ROHN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 474): LEAPS INTO THE AIR of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZUKAL.  The guys at THE WILLBURYS 9 like 
really pulled together to get a 2-1-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for 
BLAMMO?  BLUE MOON's proud of him after beating WE WILL ROCK YOU and getting 20 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  BO RHAP got smashed by KERNAL, and lost 6 
points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  TIGHT BLOUSE stopped BLUE STREAK 
dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  
Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  THE WILLBURYS 9 was the most 
avoided team.  Is a 63-71-2 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors 
are HOT STUFF?  THE WILLBURYS 9, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get 
them to accept an invitation!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZUKAL ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  BLAMMO of BLUE MOON wasn't planning on killing WE WILL ROCK YOU, 
I bet.  Now he has to worry about being Bloodfeuded, and getting put on lists...  
What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  ZUKAL is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 G-STRING 5560                14   2  0   113       HOT STUFF (504)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILK GARTER 5536             12   9  1   106       HOT STUFF (504)
 BLAMMO 5571                  20  15  1   104       BLUE MOON (381)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADYHAWKE 4289               11   9  0    86       THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)
-KATANA 5570                   8   5  0    79       BATTEL BLADES (516)
-SURADNA 4368                  8   2  0    74       THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)
 BLUE STREAK 5574             17  16  0    68       BLUE MOON (381)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JED TARRAN DAPP 5597         14   9  0    65       BLUE MOON (381)
-MIDNIGHT 5568                 8   2  0    63       BATTEL BLADES (516)
 BLUE FUNK 5589               15  14  2    61       BLUE MOON (381)
 NERISA TEAL 5616              7   3  0    61       BLUE MOON (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THROUGH THE WINDOW 5398       4  36  0    48       PAPERBOYS (502)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KERNAL 4629                   4   2  0    33       THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BICYCLE RACE 5609             3   0  0    33       QUEEN (522)
-PINK PANTIES 5615             3   1  0    32       HOT STUFF (504)
 BO RHAP 5613                  6   6  0    24       QUEEN (522)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATOMIC BUFFALO TURD 5620      1   2  0     9       THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)
 RED KIMONA 5628               0   1  0     5       HOT STUFF (504)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605   8  4 0 QUEEN 522            BLAMMO 5571           695   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Through the Window -- Well, darn.  (I'd say something stronger, but Jorja assures me
that the lightning pigeons won't like it.  Weird.)  I guess we just have to keep
pouring the skills onto you and hope some soak in, then. -- Blue Streak

We congratulate Tight Blouse, but recommend gussets. -- Jorja and Blue Moon

Through the Window -- It's a wonder to me how you can teach so well if you don't have
many skills!  Good luck. -- Jed Tarran Dapp

Tight Blouse -- I couldn't find the buttons anywhere!  Is it sewn on? -- Blammo

Katana -- Tell me, in your day job, to you make philly steaks?  You certainly shaved
me thinly. -- Blue Funk

We Will Rock You -- Promises, promises.  I could use a good rocking chair right now.
Or even a hammock. -- Blue Streak

Midnight -- Ah... I got bored and my attention wandered? -- Nerisa Teal

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THROUGH THE WINDOW was viciously subdued by JED TARRAN DAPP in a 3 minute fight.
TIGHT BLOUSE handily defeated BLUE STREAK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
G-STRING vanquished LADYHAWKE in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
WE WILL ROCK YOU was slain by BLAMMO in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BLUE FUNK was devastated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
NERISA TEAL overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BO RHAP was overpowered by KERNAL in a 2 minute uneven melee.
ATOMIC BUFFALO TURD viciously subdued RED KIMONA in a 5 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  12 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  13 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 695 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   G-STRING 5560              14   2  0  113 HOT STUFF (504)
BASHING ATTACK   BLAMMO 5571                20  15  1  104 BLUE MOON (381)
PARRY-STRIKE     LADYHAWKE 4289             11   9  0   86 THE WILLBURYS 9 (257)
STRIKING ATTACK  JED TARRAN DAPP 5597       14   9  0   65 BLUE MOON (381)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLUE STREAK 5574.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JED TARRAN DAPP 5597.  The ten other most popular fighters were ATOMIC 
BUFFALO TURD 5620, WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605, NERISA TEAL 5616, KERNAL 4629, G-STRING 
5560, BLAMMO 5571, LADYHAWKE 4289, BO RHAP 5613, THROUGH THE WINDOW 5398, and BLUE 
STREAK 5574.

The least popular fighter this week was RED KIMONA 5628.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BLUE FUNK 5589, BLUE STREAK 5574, THROUGH THE WINDOW 5398, BO RHAP 
5613, LADYHAWKE 4289, BLAMMO 5571, G-STRING 5560, KERNAL 4629, NERISA TEAL 5616, and 
WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TIGHT BLOUSE (9-5425) HOT STUFF (504)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
INCISOR 5185 (66-72-1)                 5  3  0         FANGS                
MABUSHI 5548 (26-19-0)                 3  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 2      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHORT SKIRT 5510 (21-3-0)              2  2  0         HOT STUFF            
STRONG BAD 5140 (16-1-0)               2  3  0         HOMESTAR & CO        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SURADNA 4368 (8-2-0)                   4  3  0         THE WILLBURYS 9      
SILK GARTER 5536 (12-9-1)              3  3  0         HOT STUFF            

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PINK PANTIES 5615 (3-1-0)              8  3  0         HOT STUFF            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
IM THE TRIED & TRUE 5625 (0-0-0)       4  3  0         DEVIATION            
ODDLY ELEGANT 5624 (0-0-0)             4  3  0         DEVIATION            
RED KIMONA 5628 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         HOT STUFF            

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BILBO BAGGINNI 5508 (45-22-0)          3  3  0         MIDDLE ITALY         
GWEN RYDER 4867 (25-11-0)              2  3  0         DREAM PARK           

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
G-STRING 5560 (12-2-0)                 0  3  0         HOT STUFF