DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/21/2003    Duedate: 11/03/2003

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-477

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FELICITAS
PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
(10-5021) [18-8-5,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRANDIOSE GRETA                STRAP ON
SPRINGBORN (358)               THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
(10-4932) [22-16-0,143]        (10-5254) [3-4-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRANDIOSE GRETA                MISSAE
SPRINGBORN (358)               WAR HAWKS (11)
(10-4932) [22-16-0,143]        (10-5027) [16-8-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MENTORS (242)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TERRAPIN STATION (189)      49
2. VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)       44      TERRAPIN STATION (189)
3. PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)        41      Unchartered Team
4. TOWNSVILLAINS (457)         34
5. THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)  29WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*CORMAITAHLS (481)          1   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE MENTORS (242)        10  5 1
 2/ 1*WAY OF THE SWORD C (490)   7   1  0 87.5   2/11 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      8  4 2
 3- 3*ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)      8   4  2 66.7   3/ 8 TERRAPIN STATION (189)    8  6 0
 4/ 5 TERRAPIN STATION (189)   454 336 21 57.5   4/ 2 THE MOONDOGS (97)         8  7 0
 5/ 6 SIR AGLIO (296)          595 450 25 56.9   5/12*WAY OF THE SWORD C (490)  7  1 0
 6/ 7 THE MENTORS (242)        155 127 15 55.0   6/ 7 SIR AGLIO (296)           7  8 0
 7/ 9 QUBIT (464)              372 344 12 52.0   7/ 9 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)       7  8 0
 8/10 WAR HAWKS (11)           260 270 15 49.1   8/10 MEGAWARRIORS (47)         6  8 1
 9/15 VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)     14  16  0 46.7   9/ 5 SPRINGBORN (358)          6  9 1
10/11 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)     256 308 19 45.4  10/ 3*LIGHTNING DECK (488)      5  7 2
11/12 SPRINGBORN (358)         285 363 20 44.0  11/ 4 QUBIT (464)               5  8 1
12/ 8*LIGHTNING DECK (488)       7   9  3 43.8  12/ 6*THE MACHINE (484)         5 10 1
13/14 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)      101 133  5 43.2  13/18 VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)     4  2 0
14/13 MEGAWARRIORS (47)         86 116  5 42.6  14/16*THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  3  7 0
15/16*THE MACHINE (484)         11  19  1 36.7  15-15*THE MAN EATERS (496)      3  7 0
16/18 THE MOONDOGS (97)        181 318  9 36.3  16-14*ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)     2  2 0
17/17*THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  12  22  0 35.3  17/13 WAR HAWKS (11)            2  3 0
18-19*THE MAN EATERS (496)       3   7  0 30.0  18-17*CORMAITAHLS (481)         1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*THE ROMAN SENATE (75)      1   3  0 25.0  19-19*ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (494)   1  8 1
20-20*ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (494)    1   8  1 11.1  20/ 0*THE ROMAN SENATE (75)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 480): CHYNA of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 365): FIERCE ONE-EYE of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 485): SANDMAN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 482): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 480): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 484): DELAPP of NIGHT TRAIN (BPR, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 481): ARROWROOT of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 476): FELICITAS of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 467): LILITH of THE SHADOWS (Goat, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 466): STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 440): KNOCKED UP! of UNKNOWNS (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 366): CHRISEIS of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 173): SLIPPERY NIPPLE of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 161): GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): BARROCH of SHEPHERDS from TALCAMA (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 480): HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 365): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 485): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 482): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 480): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 484): none
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 481): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 476): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 467): FEISTY POODLES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 466): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 440): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 418): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 366): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 173): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 161): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): none
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 479): DIESEL of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 483): ASHANTI of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 480): TENACIOUS of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 475): QUIBBLE of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 466): ADAM AND STINK of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
               (turn 465): SARA DIVINE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
                           MONSOON of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 439): BLONDIE of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
                               WHAT'S UP, DUCK? of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 172): JOEY ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 160): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
                               DADDY of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KOLACT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If this keeps up, LIGHTNING DECK, 
you'll have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 7 in the rankings?  
PRAETORIAN GUARD turned their 3-1-1 turn into a 2nd place rank in the listings this 
turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch 
VENEMOUS VIPERS' heads swell from their 3-0-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, 
big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see BLING BLING win a 
fight and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, CASIMIR beat VENUS and VENUS lost 16 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  FELICITAS Dark Arena Challenged MOUNTAIN TROLL 
for KOLACT's Title this turn, and guess what happened?  And if variety is the spice 
of life, KOLACT may be getting bland, as FELICITAS stays top dog in the city.  Don 
Corleone's, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From KOLACT's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  THE 
MENTORS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like TOWNSVILLAINS avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, SULTAN OF SWING was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now look at this.  GRANDIOSE GRETA challenged 
down 59 against QUBIT's QUONSET.  What a weasel!  And golly gee, GRANDIOSE GRETA 
subdued QUONSET.  Aren't we all surprised and impressed?  And we have SULTAN OF SWING 
in a challenge, going down 12 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought SULTAN OF 
SWING showed great skill and promise when he beat TYCHO.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Whoa!  I'll even buy FELICITAS a drink tonight!  
Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on hers good side!  It's 
about time QUIETUS got beat for picking on warriors like STRAP ON.  Bravo, THE 
MENTORS' TOY BOX.  See you at Don Corleone's.  We're all going to die in the end, so 
why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in KOLACT to get a drink than Don Corleone's!  
Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  
Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FELICITAS 5021               18   8  5   124       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRANDIOSE GRETA 4932         22  16  0   143       SPRINGBORN (358)
 HOTTA WATTA 5038             18   5  0   110       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 MISSAE 5027                  16   8  0   101       WAR HAWKS (11)
 BLING BLING 5084             12   5  0    97       TERRAPIN STATION (189)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUNCHIES 5053                15   8  0    92       TERRAPIN STATION (189)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEPLER 4625                  16  40  2    90       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 SHYLAYLA MINOR 5066          12   7  0    90       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
 EYELASH VIPER 4436            9   5  0    90       VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)
 CASIMIR 457                  16  19  0    84       MEGAWARRIORS (47)
 QUICKSAND 4989               17  12  0    79       QUBIT (464)
 SIR INGOMYELIC 5119           8   2  1    77       SIR AGLIO (296)
 QUONSET 4990                 18  10  0    76       QUBIT (464)
 LENNY BAXTER 5064            11   8  0    73       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 SIR PRISE 3573               12  10  1    68       SIR AGLIO (296)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SULTAN OF SWING 5076         11   8  1    64       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
 VENUS 4103                    8   4  1    60       THE MENTORS (242)
 SIR OCCO 5079                 8   4  0    60       SIR AGLIO (296)
 PAPPY WHAPPY 5045            10   9  0    59       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 CLEO 4996                    12  19  2    57       THE MOONDOGS (97)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OJO TANGO 5046               11   8  1    54       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 STRAP ON 5254                 3   4  0    49       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 MARCUS 4149                   6   2  0    47       THE MENTORS (242)
 TYCHO 4997                    7  24  0    45       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 CRAVER 5193                   5   1  0    45       THE MENTORS (242)
 NEVENGAR 491                  6   9  0    41       MEGAWARRIORS (47)
 GRACIE 5125                   4   7  1    37       SPRINGBORN (358)
 RAVAGE 5213                   4   1  1    36       THE MACHINE (484)
 GABRIEL 4147                  6   2  0    34       THE MENTORS (242)
 SIR PENT 5089                 2   6  0    34       SIR AGLIO (296)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GABOON VIPER 4438             3   5  0    33       VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)
 QUIETUS 5165                  3   2  1    28       QUBIT (464)
 NIKKITA 5261                  3   4  0    28       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
-ARNIE SWARTZ 5220             1   0  1    27       ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (494)
 GOGO PATROL 5228              2   1  0    26       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 OBELISK 5138                  5   5  0    24       TERRAPIN STATION (189)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185          4   1  0    23       ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
 JOLTEON 5180                  3   1  0    23       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
 VAPID VANNA 5147              4   5  0    22       SPRINGBORN (358)
 LUNELLE 5252                  3   0  0    21       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 ZOMANY 5190                   2   0  0    21       WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)
 JUMPING VIPER 4437            2   4  0    21       VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)
 MYBAV 5191                    2   0  0    20       WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)
 AWNT 5188                     2   0  0    20       WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)
 BAILEY O'BEAD 5253            2   1  0    20       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 MONSTER 5248                  2   1  1    19       THE MENTORS (242)
 CHINA DOLL 5287               1   0  0    19       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
 OCTAVIAN 5210                 2   2  1    18       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
-PIKACHU 5176                  2   0  1    17       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
-SUAVE 5183                    2   0  2    16       ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
-SHARIMUN 5238                 1   1  0    15       THE MAN EATERS (496)
-VELSAERT 5129                 1   0  0    14       CORMAITAHLS (481)
 OXX 5153                      3   3  0    12       THE MACHINE (484)
 GRAVEL GUS 5181               2   5  0    11       SPRINGBORN (358)
 VULGAR 5251                   2   1  1    10       MEGAWARRIORS (47)
 ELECTRABUZZ 5242              2   1  2     9       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
 TOUDSHY 5187                  1   1  0     8       WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)
 DIE NO MIGHT 5269             1   1  0     7       MEGAWARRIORS (47)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REMUS 582                     1   0  0     7       THE ROMAN SENATE (75)
 SIR PLUTZ 5207                1   4  0     7       SIR AGLIO (296)
 BRASSY BENNY 5280             1   1  1     5       SPRINGBORN (358)
 ENTITY 5250                   1   2  0     5       THE MACHINE (484)
-GLUTEUS MAXIMUS 580           0   1  0     5       THE ROMAN SENATE (75)
-TREVINNA 5237                 1   1  0     4       THE MAN EATERS (496)
 QUANTUM 5246                  0   2  0     2       QUBIT (464)
 ROMULUS 579                   0   2  0     2       THE ROMAN SENATE (75)
-BALISTIA BASHFUL 5221         0   2  0     2       ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (494)
-LADY AZULA 5264               0   1  0     1       THE MAN EATERS (496)
-LADY JUSTICE 5265             0   1  0     1       THE MAN EATERS (496)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
MAJOR PAIN 5224        0  2 0 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS 494 VULGAR 5251           476         
JOLLY 5184             2  3 0 ALASTARIAN IDOL 489   BRASSY BENNY 5280     476         
MOUNTAIN TROLL 520     0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          FELICITAS 5021        477 NONE    
HELMET 5283            0  1 0 LIGHTNING DECK 488    BANDIT PRINCE 527     477 NONE    
RED LIGHTNING 5151     2  4 0 THE MACHINE 484       WURM KIN 529          477 NONE    
SAVAGE 5212            1  4 0 THE MACHINE 484       DARK CHAMPION 526     477 NONE    
SPARE PARTS 5150       0  2 0 THE MACHINE 484       SUAVE 5183            473 NONE    
MATRIX 5227            0  1 0 THE MACHINE 484       PIKACHU 5176          474         
BLACK WIDOW 5234       0  1 0 THE MAN EATERS 496    ELECTRABUZZ 5242      475         
SERENA 5235            1  1 0 THE MAN EATERS 496    ELECTRABUZZ 5242      476         
LADY NETLREAME 5236    0  1 0 THE MAN EATERS 496    RAVAGE 5213           475         
PANDANGO 3134          1  4 0 MEGAWARRIORS 47       OCTAVIAN 5210         475         
BARBIE LEG 5286        0  1 0 THE MENTORS' TOY  497 SHEWISH GIANT 523     477 NONE    
YOYO 5284              0  1 0 THE MENTORS' TOY  497 BANDIT PRINCE 527     477 NONE    
MELTED ARMYMAN 5285    0  1 0 THE MENTORS' TOY  497 STONE GOLEM 528       477 NONE    
HYATT 5259             4  2 0 THE MENTORS' TOY  497 QUIETUS 5165          476 JUST REV
SEPTIMVS 5266          0  1 0 PRAETORIAN GUARD 6    BLACK ORC 522         477 NONE    
QUAQSIMOTO 5043        9  2 0 QUBIT 464             TORLEC 5018           474 REVENGED
EXEDUS 5081            5  5 0 WAR HAWKS 11          SULTAN OF SWING 5076  474 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- The next time I laugh at someone who has to move their office...slap me.
Geez, whatta lotta work.  And 5 grocery bags full of...crap.  Holiday decorations,
books, personal stuff...crap.  <grin>  My how it accumulates. -- Still

Sir Prise -- Not the skill haul you'd been led to expect...up-challenging with
reckless abandon and all.  Besides you're imped-a-menting my dosin of the Q-boys from
the Q-bit. -- Grandiose Greta

Oxx -- Amigo!!!  You get the idea I was a waitin on a fighter of your prowess and
disposition to waltz ona to the sands.  I mean reeeeeally waitin. -- Gracie

Jolly -- *OOOf* that rictus-grin you left your physical side with isa hauntin my
dreams.  You should hope the undertaker kin do something. -- Brassy

Nikkita -- Good work, makin me look like chopped liver...literally.  I guess it's
back to the longsword for me. -- Gus

Marcus -- Well, I know I fight for the honorable side.  Enemies can't be friends. --
Vanna

Sultan -- Yes, Grandiose's time is coming, her being so popular and all.  But, it's
hard to imagine her graduating.  She is one of a seldom seen breed who insist on
being run, unqualifying reasons not with standing, and I do (sorta) listen to my
fighters (sometimes)  In this case, eh, why not?  Home arena, home experiments. --
Still

Sir Occo -- Why'd you have to go blow me away like that?  Because I don't think
Nick's happy with me, and I've got this feeling that sending warriors to the Dark
Arena is like murder (in more ways than one): the first one is hardest, and the more
he does it, the easier it'll be.  I'm all for a manager without crippling
psychological blocks, but some serve a useful purpose. -- Tycho the worried but not
enough to practice harder
P.S.  Besides, if he asks, I'll say I didn't have a chance, because it was a classic
style match.  Yeah, that's what I'll say.

Bling Bling -- Tycho isn't the only one who's worried, but some of us are making a
little more effort. -- Kepler

Eyelash Viper -- Now my eyelashes are all swollen! -- Cleo

Entity -- Odd, is it not, that I'm the one who is a golem?  By your name and
especially team name, I would have expected you to be. -- Lunelle
P.S.  I don't know how I came to be a golem.  Perhaps there is something my mother
hasn't told me....

Lady Justice -- Good girl! -- Bailey o'Bead

Kep -- Anytime!  My pleasure!  Just doing my part to keep you around! -- CAS

Bead -- If I could find "your death," I do believe I'd use it to better my rankings.
-- OXX

Gradie -- Damn! -- OXX

Abysmal Behaviors -- OUCH!  Sorry. -- Vulgar

Come on Ladies!  Give a guy a break! -- Ravage

PIKACHU!  Where ARE you! -- The Machine

Feel Good -- You actually will after this turn. -- M.W.

Great -- Not much on the grandiose learns, are you? -- Sir Prise

Tycho -- Sir Occo may have laughed, but I didn't. -- Sultan

Nevengar -- I won the battle of the losers. -- Sir Pent

Gogo Patrol -- Hey!  Watch it!  I almost died! -- Sir Pluta

Felicitas -- Couldn't muster another kill? -- Quibble

Ghost of Hyatt -- Sorry, dude.  I was a bit brutal there, wasn't I? -- Quietus

29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks.  The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FELICITAS viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena Title fight.
RED LIGHTNING was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SAVAGE was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BARBIE LEG was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
HELMET was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEPTIMVS was narrowly killed by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
YOYO was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MELTED ARMYMAN was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DIE NO MIGHT was unbelievably bested by OCTAVIAN in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
HOTTA WATTA won victory over MISSAE in a popular 3 minute expert's Challenge duel.
GRANDIOSE GRETA vanquished QUONSET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CASIMIR overpowered VENUS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
CRAVER defeated SIR PENT in a 1 minute Challenge match.
STRAP ON demolished QUIETUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SULTAN OF SWING devastated TYCHO in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
NEVENGAR overpowered MONSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
OBELISK was overpowered by GABOON VIPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JUMPING VIPER devastated OXX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SIR PLUTZ was overpowered by AWNT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
GOGO PATROL devastated BRASSY BENNY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VULGAR was demolished by GABRIEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KEPLER was overpowered by BLING BLING in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
QUICKSAND was bested by SHYLAYLA MINOR in a 2 minute veteran's contest.
MUNCHIES defeated LENNY BAXTER in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
SIR PRISE was handily defeated by EYELASH VIPER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SIR OCCO defeated GRACIE in a popular 2 minute gory match.
SIR INGOMYELIC vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OJO TANGO won victory over NIKKITA in a 2 minute fight.
CLEO was defeated by MARCUS in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
PAPPY WHAPPY vanquished JOLTEON in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
RAVAGE overpowered GRAVEL GUS in a 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
VAPID VANNA overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ELECTRABUZZ was overcome by CHINA DOLL in a 1 minute novice's fight.
QUANTUM was demolished by ZOMANY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ENTITY was overpowered by MYBAV in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LUNELLE subdued TOUDSHY in a 2 minute gory beginner's contest.
BAILEY O'BEAD devastated ROMULUS in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         AIMED BLOW        33 -  25 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  52 -  8      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  16 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  27 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  35 -  2      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  35 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  30 -  3      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  36 -  5      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  12 -  0      25  |

Turn 477 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  9     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  6         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FELICITAS 5021             18   8  5  124 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     GRANDIOSE GRETA 4932       22  16  0  143 SPRINGBORN (358)
TOTAL PARRY      HOTTA WATTA 5038           18   5  0  110 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
PARRY-LUNGE      MISSAE 5027                16   8  0  101 WAR HAWKS (11)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLING BLING 5084           12   5  0   97 TERRAPIN STATION (189)
WALL OF STEEL    SHYLAYLA MINOR 5066        12   7  0   90 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
AIMED BLOW       QUICKSAND 4989             17  12  0   79 QUBIT (464)
BASHING ATTACK   PAPPY WHAPPY 5045          10   9  0   59 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
SLASHING ATTACK  MARCUS 4149                 6   2  0   47 THE MENTORS (242)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRANDIOSE GRETA 4932.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MISSAE 5027.  The ten other most popular fighters were SIR OCCO 5079, DIE NO 
MIGHT 5269, SULTAN OF SWING 5076, FELICITAS 5021, QUICKSAND 4989, NIKKITA 5261, 
MARCUS 4149, PAPPY WHAPPY 5045, SEPTIMVS 5266, and CASIMIR 457.

The least popular fighter this week was ROMULUS 579.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ENTITY 5250, ELECTRABUZZ 5242, GRAVEL GUS 5181, KEPLER 4625, SIR PLUTZ 
5207, OXX 5153, OBELISK 5138, MONSTER 5248, SIR PENT 5089, and QUONSET 4990.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

GRANDIOSE GRETA (10-4932) SPRINGBORN (358)