DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/04/2004    Duedate: 05/17/2004

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-491

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VAPID VANNA
SPRINGBORN (358)
(10-5147) [14-9-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VAPID VANNA                    JOLTEON
SPRINGBORN (358)               LIGHTNING DECK (488)
(10-5147) [14-9-0,132]         (10-5180) [7-2-0,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CLEO                           QUANTUM
THE MOONDOGS (97)              QUBIT (464)
(10-4996) [15-30-2,89]         (10-5246) [7-5-0,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)      45
2. SPRINGBORN (358)            41      ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
3. FLAGG'S FAMILY (509)        35      Unchartered Team
4. LIGHTNING DECK (488)        32
5. HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)       29      HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)      3   2  0 60.0   1/ 2 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)   10  4 0
 2- 3 FARSCAPE (425)            32  23  1 58.2   2/ 4 SIR AGLIO (296)           9  4 0
 3/ 2 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)     15  11  2 57.7   3/10*LIGHTNING DECK (488)      8  3 1
 4/ 4 TERRAPIN STATION (189)   479 354 22 57.5   4- 1 THOROUGHBREDS (469)       7  3 1
 5/ 5 SIR AGLIO (296)          634 476 28 57.1   5/ 6 QUBIT (464)               7  4 0
 6/ 9 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)    31  24  2 56.4   6/ 8 BLOODSHED (502)           7  8 1
 7/ 1*FLAGG'S FAMILY (509)       5   4  1 55.6   7/ 5 THE MOONDOGS (97)         7  8 0
 8- 7 VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)     23  19  0 54.8   8/ 3 TERRAPIN STATION (189)    6  4 1
 9- 8 THOROUGHBREDS (469)       45  38  3 54.2   9/14 SPRINGBORN (358)          6  9 0
10/11*LIGHTNING DECK (488)      18  16  4 52.9  10/12*FLAGG'S FAMILY (509)      5  4 1
11/10 QUBIT (464)              404 364 13 52.6  11- 9 VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)     4  2 0
12/13 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)     279 343 19 44.9  12/11 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      4  8 0
13/14 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)      128 161  7 44.3  13/ 7 MEGAWARRIORS (47)         4 10 0
14/16 SPRINGBORN (358)         310 408 20 43.2  14/15 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)     4 10 0
15/15 MEGAWARRIORS (47)        116 154  7 43.0  15/ 0*HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)     3  2 0
16/17 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)     68  96  7 41.5  16/13 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)       2  6 0
17/18 THE MOONDOGS (97)        210 359  9 36.9  17/19 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)     1  2 0
18/19 BLOODSHED (502)           20  35  2 36.4  18-20*T. CITY (492)             1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20*T. CITY (492)              3   6  1 33.3  19-18 FARSCAPE (425)            0  2 0
20/ 0*EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)      0   2  0  0.0  20/ 0*EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 494): SMEDS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 379): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 495): HUSBAND of DIFFERENT HATS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 494): FRIED TWINKIE of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 497): MEDUSA of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 490): VAPID VANNA of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 454): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 431): YANKEE DAN of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 380): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 180): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 168): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): AKLAR of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 373): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 494): KING'S TEN (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 379): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 498): THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 495): CLASSIC BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 494): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 497): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 495): FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 490): THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 481): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 480): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 454): THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 431): none
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 380): FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 180): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 168): COLOUR GUARDS (Captain Crayola, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 373): BLACK PRIMER (

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
              (turn 497): WHIP SCORPION of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 494): CHASM OF IGNORANCE of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (Neon Necromancer)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
                           JERICO of MORGAN'S BOYS (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
               (turn 479): KITTY CHOWDER of CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
                  (turn 444): HARI CANE of JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): AKLAR of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
                   (turn 329): DAWNRACER of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

*snap* *snap*  Extra cushions for my cushy, knave (this is a biiigggg chair) and let
the cycles celebrations commence.  It's a full itinerary for the new leader of
Kolact's fighting elite.  (me)  There's the parades, (in my honor) my speech to the
Amalgamation of Vestal Virgins, (on the benefits of vapidity and the lifestyle
enhancements therein) dedication of the new pier, invites to the opera house, guest
Gran-dame at the Forgotten Trident's "ladies <cough> night".  (maybe I'll invite the
Virgins and watch the fur fly)  Noblesse oblige, and I am in the juxtaposition of a
whirl-wind of activities, and intend to live it to it's fullest.  Life is real, life
is earnest...and as such I am, very proudly... -- Vapid Vanna, Duelmistress with a
"Hey na-nonny and a Hot cha-cha!!!"

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in KOLACT a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as THOROUGHBREDS is pushed out of top team by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE, who came 
from 2nd with a 4-0-0 this turn.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there 
are sorrows to drown for MEGAWARRIORS, whose 1-4-0 this turn dropped them by 6 into 
13th.  LIGHTNING DECK stable has parlayed this turn's 3-0-1 into a 7 space move up 
the rankings.  This brings them up to 3rd place.  Good work, guys!  The SPRINGBORN 
guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know 
where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, CLEO fought SIR INGOMYELIC and 
gained 15 points and contributed to THE MOONDOGS' 2-3-0.  KOSIKA has lost to HELL 
BLAZER, falling 12 points, while helping make PRAETORIAN GUARD a 1-2-0 turn.  The 
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and VAPID VANNA remains KOLACT's top 
warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team 
makes their losing fighters do dishes at Don Corleone's until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  MEGAWARRIORS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were KOLACT's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided MEGAWARRIORS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
THUNDERSTRIKERS' warrior CYCLONE.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the 
Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, FLAGG from MEGAWARRIORS challenged up 19 points to 
fight LUNELLE from the THE MOONDOGS stable.  FLAGG perhaps got his just desserts, 
seeing as he was beat by LUNELLE and ended up with 23 recognition points.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Kudos go out to REVENANT this turn, 
for revenging DEVIL'S ADVOCATE's bloodfeud against TERRAPIN STATION's warrior 
LONGFELLOW.  Well done.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of 
their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, KOLACT, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in KOLACT and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in KOLACT again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VAPID VANNA 5147             14   9  0   132       SPRINGBORN (358)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EYELASH VIPER 4436           13   5  0   125       VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)
 SIR PENT 5089                12  10  1   104       SIR AGLIO (296)
 OJO TANGO 5046               17  14  2   100       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
-REPENT 4992                  10   4  1    98       THOROUGHBREDS (469)
-SIR PRISE 3573               18  15  2    92       SIR AGLIO (296)
 PAPPY WHAPPY 5045            16  13  1    92       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 SULTAN OF SWING 5076         19  12  1    91       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-HOLY BULL 4974               11   4  1    91       THOROUGHBREDS (469)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEO 4996                    15  30  2    89       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 QUIETUS 5165                 12   7  1    88       QUBIT (464)
 LENNY BAXTER 5064            15  14  0    84       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 SIR OCCO 5079                17   9  0    82       SIR AGLIO (296)
-POINT GIVEN 4964              9   6  1    74       THOROUGHBREDS (469)
 SIR INGOMYELIC 5119          13  10  1    70       SIR AGLIO (296)
-DANTAVIUS 5270                8   3  1    70       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)
 TYCHO 4997                   12  33  0    69       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRACIE 5125                  13  12  1    65       SPRINGBORN (358)
 BLOODY MARY 5321              6   5  0    65       BLOODSHED (502)
 SIR PLUTZ 5207               10   8  1    61       SIR AGLIO (296)
-XTRA HEAT 4975                7   8  0    60       THOROUGHBREDS (469)
 SAFFIRE 5274                  7   5  1    57       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOLTEON 5180                  7   2  0    56       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
-GABOON VIPER 4438             6   6  0    56       VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)
 QUADRICEPS 5326               8   3  0    54       QUBIT (464)
 OCTAVIAN 5210                12   6  1    51       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
 LUNELLE 5252                 11   6  0    51       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 STORMBLADE 2210              10  14  1    51       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185         11   8  0    48       ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
 EX NIHILO 5407                3   0  1    48       FLAGG'S FAMILY (509)
 CYCLONE 2057                 11  10  0    47       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 CUTTHROAT 2019                9  14  2    47       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 QUANTUM 5246                  7   5  0    45       QUBIT (464)
 VULGAR 5251                   8   9  1    44       MEGAWARRIORS (47)
 GOGO PATROL 5228              8   7  0    40       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 THE UNKNOWN LU 4709           7   7  1    37       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
-GRAND SLAM 5382               5   2  0    34       THOROUGHBREDS (469)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIKACHU 5176                  4   1  1    33       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
 QAEDA, AL 5302                6   5  1    32       QUBIT (464)
 REVENANT 5430                 3   2  0    32       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)
 BAILEY O'BEAD 5253            7  10  0    31       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 DEEMONICA 5343                5   5  0    30       MEGAWARRIORS (47)
 SILENT KNIGHT 5322            4   7  1    30       BLOODSHED (502)
 DOGMA 5323                    3   8  0    30       BLOODSHED (502)
 ART ERY 5324                  3   8  1    28       BLOODSHED (502)
 CHINA DOLL 5287               7   4  0    27       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-ELECTRABUZZ 5242              5   2  2    27       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
 CHOBOJA SAMURAI 5365          4   5  0    25       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAGG 5381                    3   5  0    23       MEGAWARRIORS (47)
 DIABOLIC 5438                 3   1  0    23       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)
 HELL BLAZER 5446              2   0  0    23       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUMPING VIPER 4437            4   6  0    22       VENEMOUS VIPERS (437)
 TROJAN ROC 5364               6   3  0    21       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 LONGFELLOW 5419               3   2  1    21       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-JOHN CRICHTON 4269            2   2  0    21       FARSCAPE (425)
-SUAVE 5183                    2   0  2    16       ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
 CHINCHOU 5306                 1   0  0    15       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
 RUN ABOUT RON 5426            1   4  0    14       SPRINGBORN (358)
 AFFLICTION 5443               2   1  0    13       BLOODSHED (502)
 GYSHT ADLER 5458              1   0  0    13       FLAGG'S FAMILY (509)
-TOKYO 5205                    1   1  1    11       T. CITY (492)
 CHARLATAN 5453                1   0  0    11       HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)
-PA'U ZOTOH ZHAAN 4297         1   1  0    11       FARSCAPE (425)
 LADY DIVAN 5456               1   0  0    10       SPRINGBORN (358)
 HIRED GOON 5450               1   0  0    10       HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)
 FLAFFY 5454                   1   0  1     9       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
-MUMBAI 5239                   1   0  0     9       T. CITY (492)
 NOKANIA 5422                  1   4  0     7       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
 SAM FRANCISCO 5411            0   1  0     7       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
-QUAINT, TOO 5352              0   1  0     7       QUBIT (464)
 BLACKGUARD 5449               1   0  0     6       HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)
 KOSIKA 5437                   1   2  0     5       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
-SIKOZU 5428                   1   2  0     5       FARSCAPE (425)
-SYDNEY 5206                   1   1  0     4       T. CITY (492)
 PYRROLE 5408                  1   1  0     4       FLAGG'S FAMILY (509)
 POACHER 5451                  0   1  0     1       HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)
 BUSHWHACKER 5452              0   1  0     1       HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)
 DARK VIPER 5461               0   1  0     1       MEGAWARRIORS (47)
 FAC-TORY 5457                 0   1  0     1       SPRINGBORN (358)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
RUBICON 5271           4  6 0 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 498  LONGFELLOW 5419       489 JUST REV
GREG ARIUS 5412        0  1 0 EVERYDAY PEOPLE 510   STONE GOLEM 528       491 NONE    
ODONTOCETE 5406        0  1 0 FLAGG'S FAMILY 509    HIGH ELF 521          491 NONE    
HYRAX 5405             0  2 0 FLAGG'S FAMILY 509    FLAFFY 5454           491         
CHAOTIC EXP#1 5439     2  2 0 MEGAWARRIORS 47       ART ERY 5324          491         
NEVENGAR 491          13 15 0 MEGAWARRIORS 47       REPENT 4992           490         
DIE NASTY 5319         4  5 1 MEGAWARRIORS 47       SIR PLUTZ 5207        487 NOT REVE
RIVERWIND 2714         2 11 0 THUNDERSTRIKERS 220   EX NIHILO 5407        490         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

R.A. -- Ron -- (angrily) Pika-choooooooo! -- Pikachu

R.A. Ron -- That means, "pipe down, or after the tourney I'm going to give you the
what fer".  Pikachu and I are done until late July--the other guys will be fighting
though so perhaps you could take it up with them?? -- Electrabuzz

Sultan -- Floyd lets his thoughts be known through deeds not words.  Truly, he is a
man we can all admire and strive to emulate in our own daily lives.  You know...
"W.W.F.D.?" and so on and so forth.... -- D. Noble

Thouroughbreads -- Please excuse Electrabuzz' exuberance in his personal ad last
turn.  He's no looker either, to be sure, but your boys (and girls if applicable)
give new justification as to why our teams are called "stables". -- The rest of
Lightning Deck

The Upright Man -- I can't comment on your posture, but you certainly learn well! --
Tycho

Electrabuzz -- Note that "brilliant and masterful parry."  Am I good, or what? --
Lunelle, courting trouble

Pikachu -- Look, you little THING, just because I'm a golem, just because I'm a
damned orbiting ROCK, doesn't mean I don't have FEELINGS. -- Trojan Roc

Sikozu -- (taking a careful look)  Actually, if you'd stolen your daddy's armor, it
wouldn't have fitted across the front.  Good try, kid. -- Bailey O'Bead

Sir Pent -- (shrieking)  You're out to get me, aren't you?  Aaaaaaaah!  I hate
SNAKES! -- Cleo

TUM -- The Commission, ask in advance?  It is to laugh! -- Tycho
P.S.  Besides, you look good as a half elf.  Why fight it?

Cyclone -- Your wish is my command.  Actually, I didn't have much to say about it:  I
was bloodfeuded by Vulgar. -- Sir Plutz

Matrix -- And I didn't avoid, either.  These things happen; humans are soooo
unreliable.  It's not a conspiracy. -- Sultan and Sir Plutz

Ghost of Nevengar -- Apparently, not enough defense against Repent. -- Sir
Ingomyelic, the spastic

Gracie -- Just trying to help you decide to try a different weapon. -- Quietus

Cleo -- (grin) -- Sir Pent

8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it.  Chaos is coming....

14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke.  He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos.  We shall indeed be better for his joining.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GREG ARIUS was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ODONTOCETE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
STORMBLADE was overcome by EX NIHILO in a 3 minute Bloodfeud match.
DEEMONICA was overpowered by SIR PLUTZ in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
REVENANT bested LONGFELLOW in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
LENNY BAXTER was overpowered by SIR PENT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OJO TANGO bested QUIETUS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
SIR INGOMYELIC was devastated by CLEO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SIR OCCO overpowered TYCHO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
THE UPRIGHT MAN was unbelievably bested by JOLTEON in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
DOGMA lost to CYCLONE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
FLAGG was overpowered by LUNELLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HELL BLAZER handily defeated KOSIKA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AFFLICTION was subdued by CHINA DOLL in a 1 minute amateur vs. master Challenge match.
NOKANIA was devastated by CHOBOJA SAMURAI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
VAPID VANNA devastated SULTAN OF SWING in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
PAPPY WHAPPY handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GRACIE savagely defeated QUANTUM in a action packed 7 minute gruesome struggle.
THE UNKNOWN LU was overpowered by SAFFIRE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CUTTHROAT was devastated by QUADRICEPS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OCTAVIAN luckily beat SILENT KNIGHT in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
GOGO PATROL was overpowered by BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VULGAR overpowered BAILEY O'BEAD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
QAEDA, AL subdued TROJAN ROC in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
DIABOLIC viciously subdued OSKSI NOBLE in a 3 minute bloody fray.
ART ERY savagely slew CHAOTIC EXP#1 in a 2 minute gruesome veteran vs. novice match.
PYRROLE was savagely defeated by CHARLATAN in a 7 minute gory beginner's fight.
HYRAX was slain by FLAFFY in a 1 minute beginner's match.
RUN ABOUT RON overpowered POACHER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
CHINCHOU beat BUSHWHACKER in a 2 minute fray.
SAM FRANCISCO was savagely defeated by BLACKGUARD in a 2 minute competition.
HIRED GOON overpowered FAC-TORY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LADY DIVAN handily defeated DARK VIPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GYSHT ADLER demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  18 -  1      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         LUNGING ATTACK   120 -  89 -  3      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  27 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  27 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  48 -  3      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        18 -  26 -  1      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  22 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  32 -  1      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  38 -  2      36  |

Turn 491 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  7     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VAPID VANNA 5147           14   9  0  132 SPRINGBORN (358)
SLASHING ATTACK  SIR PENT 5089              12  10  1  104 SIR AGLIO (296)
WALL OF STEEL    OJO TANGO 5046             17  14  2  100 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
BASHING ATTACK   PAPPY WHAPPY 5045          16  13  1   92 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
STRIKING ATTACK  SULTAN OF SWING 5076       19  12  1   91 TERRAPIN STATION (189)
AIMED BLOW       LENNY BAXTER 5064          15  14  0   84 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
TOTAL PARRY      JOLTEON 5180                7   2  0   56 LIGHTNING DECK (488)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LUNELLE 5252               11   6  0   51 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLEO 4996.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
QUANTUM 5246.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRACIE 5125, THE UPRIGHT MAN 
5185, OCTAVIAN 5210, EX NIHILO 5407, OJO TANGO 5046, ART ERY 5324, QUIETUS 5165, 
DOGMA 5323, BLOODY MARY 5321, and QAEDA, AL 5302.

The least popular fighter this week was PYRROLE 5408.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DARK VIPER 5461, FAC-TORY 5457, HYRAX 5405, BAILEY O'BEAD 5253, GOGO 
PATROL 5228, CUTTHROAT 2019, THE UNKNOWN LU 4709, NOKANIA 5422, AFFLICTION 5443, and 
KOSIKA 5437.