DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/07/2004    Duedate: 09/20/2004

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-500

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SIR INGOMYELIC
SIR AGLIO (296)
(10-5119) [18-14-1,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SIR INGOMYELIC                 WICKED SUNSHINE
SIR AGLIO (296)                KING NIXON (522)
(10-5119) [18-14-1,120]        (10-5541) [2-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE UPRIGHT MAN                FEAR FOOL
ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)          MEGAWARRIORS (47)
(10-5185) [13-15-0,54]         (10-5504) [2-2-0,23]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SIR AGLIO (296)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLITZKRIEG (521)            43
2. BLOODSHED (502)             40      DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)
3. DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)      39      Unchartered Team
4. TERRAPIN STATION (189)      39
5. THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)       39      KING NIXON (522)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*KING NIXON (522)           8   2  1 80.0   1/ 1 SIR AGLIO (296)          11  4 0
 2- 2 THE JERKS (508)           26  13  0 66.7   2/ 2 QUBIT (464)              10  2 0
 3/ 3 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)    54  29  3 65.1   3/ 4 MEGAWARRIORS (47)         9  6 0
 4- 4*HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)     13   8  1 61.9   4/12*KING NIXON (522)          8  2 1
 5/ 5 TERRAPIN STATION (189)   496 372 23 57.1   5/ 7 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)    8  2 1
 6/ 6 SIR AGLIO (296)          657 494 28 57.1   6/ 5 BLOODSHED (502)           8  7 0
 7/ 7 QUBIT (464)              429 380 14 53.0   7/ 8 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)       6  7 0
 8- 8 LIGHTNING DECK (488)      25  25  4 50.0   8- 6 THE JERKS (508)           5  1 0
 9-10*EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)      2   2  0 50.0   9/15 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)     5  7 0
10/ 9 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)     17  18  2 48.6  10/ 9 TERRAPIN STATION (189)    5  8 0
11/11 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)     245 267 16 47.9  11/10 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)      5 10 2
12/14 BLOODSHED (502)           45  55  4 45.0  12/ 3 SPRINGBORN (358)          5 10 0
13/13 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)      146 182  8 44.5  13/11 THE MOONDOGS (97)         4 11 0
14/15 SPRINGBORN (358)         331 432 21 43.4  14-14 LIGHTNING DECK (488)      3  6 0
15/16 DARK CREATION (210)       94 131 13 41.8  15/18 DARK CREATION (210)       3 12 0
16/17 MEGAWARRIORS (47)        131 183  7 41.7  16-16*EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)     2  0 0
17/18 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)     81 121  9 40.1  17-17*HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)     1  1 0
18/19 THE MOONDOGS (97)        224 390  9 36.5  18/19 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)     1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*BLITZKRIEG (521)           0   5  0  0.0  19/ 0*BLITZKRIEG (521)          0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     WHAT am I DOING way up here?!  I'm spaz'n out, that's why!  My challenge goes out 
to the piker, Vulgar.  He deserves it and besides, I may actually have a slim chance 
of beating him.  You all really didn't expect me to go after a 9-0-0, 105 point 
tourney lunger, Cup O'Pizza, or the 4-kill Ranvenar, now did ya?  Now THOSE dudes 
REALLY make me tremble!

                                          -- Sir Ingomyelic, the spastic

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out KOLACT to see 
what's new.  Uncool, SPRINGBORN.  I mean 0-5-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to 
fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  KING NIXON like really fought hard to 
move up to 4th from 12th.  Way to go!  One team deserves special mention 'cause they 
moved up 0 after going 3-0-0.  Keep it up, QUBIT!  MVP award for MAL ADY?  
BLOODSHED's proud of her after beating QUARTERMASTER and getting 20 points.  Like, 
VULGAR must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the Duelmaster from SIR AGLIO.  Does this 
guy have a death wish or what!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  SIR 
INGOMYELIC stopped VULGAR dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  BLOODSHED was 
the most avoided team.  Is a 45-55-4 record really that scary?  I don't know what 
TOWNSVILLAINS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 
BLOODSHED, that's fer sher.  Can SIR AGLIO's SIR OCCO be more popular than me?  He 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  I'm not so sure STORMBLADE 
knew all the facts when he challenged RANVENAR of DARK CREATION.  I saw STORMBLADE 
stumbling and dribbling at Don Corleone's last week...  STORMBLADE was so studly out 
there in the sands!  Beating RANVENAR and getting 25 points.  THUNDERSTRIKERS must be 
proud, for sure!  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out WOLFRAVEN 
challenged RUN ABOUT RON.  After all, haven't CLAN BATTLEAXE and SPRINGBORN had a 
long standing duel in KOLACT?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but RUN 
ABOUT RON wants me to write about it since he lost to WOLFRAVEN.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All KOLACT ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  I hear MEGAWARRIORS sent FLAGG to the Dark Arena.  What, is that 
like not well-lit, or what?  It was kind of sad, seeing old HAWKWIND stumbling around 
the arena, before REVENANT finished him off.  Oh well!  Hey you guys, don't you think 
your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR INGOMYELIC 5119          18  14  1   120       SIR AGLIO (296)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUANTUM 5246                 15   6  0   109       QUBIT (464)
 SIR OCCO 5079                22  13  0   106       SIR AGLIO (296)
 RANVENAR 1801                21  26  4   105       DARK CREATION (210)
 DANTAVIUS 5270               13   4  1   105       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)
-CUP O'PIZZA 5397              9   0  0   105       THE JERKS (508)
 SAFFIRE 5274                 12   6  1   104       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)
 STORMBLADE 2210              13  20  1    98       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 OJO TANGO 5046               19  20  2    94       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 BLOODY MARY 5321             12   8  0    93       BLOODSHED (502)
 PAPPY WHAPPY 5045            19  18  1    91       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VULGAR 5251                  14  12  1    91       MEGAWARRIORS (47)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAVARE 1978                  18  19  1    90       DARK CREATION (210)
 GRACIE 5125                  19  15  1    89       SPRINGBORN (358)
 LUNELLE 5252                 15  11  0    87       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 SILENT KNIGHT 5322           10  10  1    84       BLOODSHED (502)
-CYCLONE 2057                 15  14  0    80       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 TYCHO 4997                   13  41  0    80       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-JOLTEON 5180                 11   2  0    80       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
 GOGO PATROL 5228             13  11  0    79       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
-THE UNKNOWN LU 4709          10  11  1    78       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 ART ERY 5324                  9  11  1    77       BLOODSHED (502)
 REVENANT 5430                 8   2  1    71       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHARD 4213                    8   7  2    66       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
 SIR PLUTZ 5207               13  14  1    64       SIR AGLIO (296)
 BAILEY O'BEAD 5253           12  14  0    64       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 HELL BLAZER 5446              7   1  0    62       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)
-CUTTHROAT 2019               10  17  2    59       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 DEEMONICA 5343                8  11  0    58       MEGAWARRIORS (47)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASHLII 4187                  13   7  1    54       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185         13  15  0    54       ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
 QUADRICEPS 5326              13   7  0    54       QUBIT (464)
 LADY DIVAN 5456               6   4  0    49       SPRINGBORN (358)
 WOLFRAVEN 5474                5   3  1    46       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
 QAEDA, AL 5302                9  11  1    45       QUBIT (464)
-ELECTRABUZZ 5242              6   3  2    45       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
 DOGMA 5323                    7  13  1    41       BLOODSHED (502)
-ENGINEER FRED 5491            3   1  0    40       THE JERKS (508)
-PIKACHU 5176                  5   2  1    38       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
 SUGAR MAGNOLIA 5476           3   5  0    38       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
 TROJAN ROC 5364               9   9  0    36       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 RUN ABOUT RON 5426            5   9  0    36       SPRINGBORN (358)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUSHWHACKER 5452              4   2  0    33       HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)
 MAL ADY 5483                  3   4  1    31       BLOODSHED (502)
-QUAINT, TOO 5352              3   5  1    30       QUBIT (464)
-CAT JUGGLER 5424              2   2  0    30       THE JERKS (508)
 QUARTERMASTER 3580            5   5  3    29       DARK CREATION (210)
 BLAME SULTAN 5477             2   1  0    29       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-HIRED GOON 5450               3   1  0    28       HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)
 BANE 5505                     3   1  0    27       MEGAWARRIORS (47)
 ST STEPHEN 5478               6   2  0    24       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
 ARKANE SLAYBACK 3651          4   3  1    24       DARK CREATION (210)
-POACHER 5451                  2   2  0    24       HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEAR FOOL 5504                2   2  0    23       MEGAWARRIORS (47)
-SAM FRANCISCO 5411            1   1  0    23       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
-ANN OREXIA 5409               1   0  0    21       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
 WICKED SUNSHINE 5541          2   0  0    20       KING NIXON (522)
 HOOKFANG 5514                 2   2  0    18       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
-OPTI-GRAB 5492                2   1  0    17       THE JERKS (508)
-SUAVE 5183                    2   0  2    16       ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
 GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543          2   0  0    16       KING NIXON (522)
 SLIME GIGGLE 5540             2   0  0    15       KING NIXON (522)
 IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513         2   2  0    14       SPRINGBORN (358)
 MUTE SCREAM 5542              2   0  1    13       KING NIXON (522)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHANTOM 5554                  1   0  0    13       DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)
-BLACKGUARD 5449               3   1  1    12       HIGHWAY ROBBERS (513)
 MICKEY MITE 5473              1   7  0    10       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 BERSERK 5503                  2   2  0     8       TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
 SIR EBRAL 5551                1   0  0     8       SIR AGLIO (296)
 BIG JOB 5531                  1   2  0     8       SPRINGBORN (358)
 SIR REALISTIC 5552            1   0  0     6       SIR AGLIO (296)
 GABRIELLE FAIRBORNE 5537      0   1  0     5       BLITZKRIEG (521)
 RAYNESTORM 5532               0   3  0     3       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 VIVID SLUR 5544               0   2  0     2       KING NIXON (522)
 LIUSK 5555                    0   1  0     1       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
-ZAPDOS 5545                   0   1  0     1       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
 SKEL'RAN 5556                 0   1  0     1       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
 PIANO MAN 5535                0   1  0     1       BLITZKRIEG (521)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GUMBO 5536             0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG 521        STONE GOLEM 528       500 NONE    
BLACK JACK 5534        0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG 521        DARK CHAMPION 526     500 NONE    
GILLETTE 5533          0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG 521        MUTE SCREAM 5542      500         
HAWKWIND 2643          8 13 1 DARK CREATION 210     REVENANT 5430         500         
CHINCHOU 5306          2  3 0 LIGHTNING DECK 488    SHARD 4213            498 REVENGED
FLAGG 5381             4 13 0 MEGAWARRIORS 47       DARK CHAMPION 526     500 NONE    
PETUNIA 5481           0  3 0 SPRINGBORN 358        MAL ADY 5483          496 REVENGED
ACK!! 5548             0  1 0 TERRAPIN STATION 189  ARENAMASTER FILIA 525 500 NONE    
BLAH!! 5547            0  1 0 TERRAPIN STATION 189  WURM KIN 529          500 NONE    
CHOBOJA SAMURAI 5365   7  8 2 THUNDERSTRIKERS 220   WOLFRAVEN 5474        497 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cup O'Pizza -- Just as a matter of academic curiosity, will an undefeated record mean 
anything if it's all against the same warrior? -- Tycho

Pikachu -- And you did.  I'm vulnerable to picks, I'm afraid.  It goes with having a 
stony nature. -- Trojan Roc

Berserk -- Somehow, I didn't expect you to be a cute little girl.  And you're Ratani, 
too, doesn't that mean you're just a werecat who hasn't changed shape yet?  Come over 
to visit me in the Infirmary, and I'll scratch behind your ears, and you can purr and 
make me feel better. -- Mickey Mite

Sir Prise -- Well, I am.  I didn't expect to defeat you, and so quickly and simply!  
Maybe you've relaxed a little since getting your graduation notice?  For which, by the 
way, I heartily congratulate you and your graduating companions.  "Class of 499"? -- 
Lunelle

Cyclone -- You simply blew me away. -- Bailey O'Bead

Wow!  What's a guy got to do to win the fans here in Kolact?  One has to wonder if 
there isn't any foul play going on... -- The Upright Man

Ranvenar -- I can only hope you're graduating sooner rather than later.  I keep 
telling Assur that I'll get that poplarity award next turn and so far, he's believed 
me, buthe's a tough master and eventually, his patience will run out!  In the 
meantime, I'll do everything in my power to catch you the old fashioned way! -- TUM

All -- Greetings Kolact Gladiators!  We are proud to join thy humble sands in personal 
combat.  We come from a land of plenty, where all things are right and good in the 
world.  Our quest is to uncover secret election documents hidden somewhere in this 
arena.  Respectfully submitted. -- Mr. Twister, mgr. of team King Nixon

Demonica -- OOO la la, I feel so wicked.  There's nothing like demoness-blood to bring 
out the irresponsibilities in a lady. -- Lady Divan

St. Stephen -- *Urf* *Urf* *Urf* -- Big Job

Wolfraven -- Hot-cha, that was a good fight. -- Ron

Zapdas -- Earnin my keep. -- Ivan

The Unknown Lu -- I consider myself pretty much an under-the-radar type, but I still 
like to be known. -- Gracie

Lunelle -- Impressive fighting, dear, and nice learns, too. -- Sir Prise (d), again, 
and for the last time: Sultan is retiring me

Bloody Mary -- Your number of learns in that last fight was DISGUSTING. -- Sir Pent

Ojo Tango -- Almost had me.  You would have been Duelmaster instead of me.  Try me 
again sometime. -- Sir Ingomyelic

Flagg -- All that fight proved is that I'm barely better...er, not as big a loser as 
you. -- Qaeda, Al

Still -- Awesome point gain! -- Sultan

All -- I see we have another 4-1 first turn newbies on our hands.  Welcome aboard, 
King Nixon. -- Sultan, mgr. of...oh, never mind, I'm sure you know

Matrix -- I wish!  It's Dee 4, Al 1.  My only win was a fluke on one of your 
challenges. -- Sultan

The Upright Man -- Just when you SHOULD have gotten Popularity Leader, along comes a 
truly deserving recipient, Ranvenar.  Sucks to be you! -- Quietus

Stormblade -- A decade ago a warrior by the name of Chainsaw fought in Kolact arena.  
That warrior now exists in Ranvenar.  Perhaps that knowledge will make your loss a 
little more palpable.  These re-animated warriors tend to retain a few memories. Could 
be that's how he knew how to defeat you. -- Herbert Philip Lovecraft West

Mal -- Short fight, but good.  Thought you had me! -- Fear Fool (yes, I was!)

Cheeto -- Call me, brother CHAOS. -- Matrix

KLK -- Which teams are you? -- Matrix

Welcome new managers, to Kolact! -- Matrix

Sultan -- Would like to meet you.  Do you plan to attend a Face anytime soon? -- 
Matrix

24 August 2004
                            Invitation to Newbie Managers
                                      by Hammer

     As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta 
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family.  Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the 
Vendetta Cartel.
     The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains; 
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the duelingland as 
Master Darque.
     Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran 
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate 
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie 
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
     1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications!   [Hammer is 
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are  living in 
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
     2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new  stables to be 
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a  Regular Arena!] 
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe  members of the 
Vendetta Cartel!
     3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the  Vendetta 
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills 
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves 
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
     The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective 
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant 
Enemies!
     Any prospective Probates who:
     1) seek to improve their managerial insights/abilities under the counsel of 
Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 
     2) desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a 
Few Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 
     3) who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see 
their manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney 
Newsletters as a member of the Vendetta Cartel 
MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
     Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide Hammer 
with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least favorite 
fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to verify in 
the online newsletters.
     Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta 
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to Hammer's 
purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All Arena Ad on 
a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
     -- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta 
Cartel Tarantula Tribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLAGG was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
GUMBO was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
BLACK JACK was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ACK!! was butchered by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BLAH!! was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
QUANTUM devastated LUNELLE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
VULGAR was devastated by SIR INGOMYELIC in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
DANTAVIUS viciously subdued GRACIE in a 1 minute expert's Challenge melee.
STORMBLADE overpowered RANVENAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
GOGO PATROL was overpowered by SIR OCCO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LADY DIVAN was beaten by HELL BLAZER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
DEEMONICA subdued THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
WOLFRAVEN bested RUN ABOUT RON in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
BANE slimly lost to QAEDA, AL in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
ST STEPHEN overcame IVAN MASHMINAPLP in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BLAME SULTAN vanquished BIG JOB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SAFFIRE viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
ART ERY was bested by PAPPY WHAPPY in a 2 minute brutal veteran's brawl.
SAVARE was subdued by OJO TANGO in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
SILENT KNIGHT savagely defeated TYCHO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute master's fight.
BLOODY MARY overpowered BAILEY O'BEAD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SIR PLUTZ was demolished by SHARD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
REVENANT dispatched HAWKWIND in a 2 minute fray.
ASHLII unbelievably bested DOGMA in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
QUADRICEPS defeated SUGAR MAGNOLIA in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TROJAN ROC luckily beat FEAR FOOL in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
QUARTERMASTER was demolished by MAL ADY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MICKEY MITE was vanquished by HOOKFANG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ARKANE SLAYBACK handily defeated VIVID SLUR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RAYNESTORM was vanquished by WICKED SUNSHINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BERSERK was savagely defeated by PHANTOM in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.
SLIME GIGGLE beat GABRIELLE FAIRBORNE in a 4 minute novice's match.
MUTE SCREAM slew GILLETTE in a action packed 1 minute novice vs. veteran upset bout.
GUTBOY FISHFOOT outwaited PIANO MAN in a unpopular 22 minute novice's duel.
SIR EBRAL outlasted SKEL'RAN in a exciting 7 minute amateur's match.
SIR REALISTIC overcame LIUSK in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         AIMED BLOW        31 -  23 -  5      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  34 -  2      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK   104 -  89 -  6      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  22 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  17 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  41 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  26 -  3      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  21 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  25 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  24 -  0      23  |

Turn 500 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SIR INGOMYELIC 5119        18  14  1  120 SIR AGLIO (296)
AIMED BLOW       SIR OCCO 5079              22  13  0  106 SIR AGLIO (296)
BASHING ATTACK   PAPPY WHAPPY 5045          19  18  1   91 TOWNSVILLAINS (457)
PARRY-STRIKE     VULGAR 5251                14  12  1   91 MEGAWARRIORS (47)
WALL OF STEEL    GRACIE 5125                19  15  1   89 SPRINGBORN (358)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LUNELLE 5252               15  11  0   87 THE MOONDOGS (97)
STRIKING ATTACK  REVENANT 5430               8   2  1   71 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (498)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHARD 4213                  8   7  2   66 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
TOTAL PARRY      ASHLII 4187                13   7  1   54 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FEAR FOOL 5504.  The ten other most popular fighters were SIR EBRAL 5551, 
THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185, SILENT KNIGHT 5322, DOGMA 5323, SAFFIRE 5274, GUMBO 5536, 
DANTAVIUS 5270, IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513, PHANTOM 5554, and FLAGG 5381.

The least popular fighter this week was PIANO MAN 5535.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543, SKEL'RAN 5556, BERSERK 5503, RAYNESTORM 5532, 
VIVID SLUR 5544, MICKEY MITE 5473, QUARTERMASTER 3580, SIR PLUTZ 5207, BAILEY O'BEAD 
5253, and BIG JOB 5531.

                FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MIPHON 2706 (159-87-2)                 8  3  0         LIQUID CARNAGE       
MILLER KNIGHT 3610 (99-80-5)           4  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        
SIR MOUNT 2951 (130-121-6)             4  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
DARING DOG 4033 (66-57-2)              3  3  0         MONGREL HORDE        
SIR DAR 2608 (165-97-5)                2  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
SIR IASIS 2730 (105-108-4)             1  4  0         SIR AGLIO            
SIR REPTITIOUS 2917 (129-125-6)        1  4  0         SIR AGLIO            

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DARK GUARDIAN 2212 (72-59-2)           6  3  1         MYTH AND MIGHT       
TOM COLLINS 4083 (48-64-5)             2  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        
DR. JONES 3820 (47-26-0)               0  5  0         TERRAPIN STATION     

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WHIRLING DOG 4177 (61-32-1)            7  3  0         MONGREL HORDE        
SIR VIVOR 4065 (82-41-0)               4  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
VERUCA SALT 3033 (36-26-1)             2  3  0         WENSINWASIN L.K.     
SIR CUITOUS 4514 (46-33-0)             1  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
SIR ENE 4360 (51-33-3)                 1  3  0         SIR AGLIO            

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
QRAPPY 4761 (43-55-1)                  5  3  0         QUBIT                
SIR LY 4116 (43-31-0)                  5  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
SULTAN 4516 (29-8-1)                   2  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
QUID PRO QUO 4794 (29-18-1)            1  3  0         QUBIT                
SIR PLUS 4316 (32-26-1)                1  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
SIR VILE 4754 (27-27-1)                0  3  0         SIR AGLIO            

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HYBRID 4250 (9-5-0)                    3  3  0         BLADES OF ENTROPY    
QUIBBLE 4756 (23-46-0)                 1  3  0         QUBIT                
CASIMIR 457 (18-24-1)                  0  3  0         MEGAWARRIORS         
QUONSET 4990 (27-20-0)                 0  3  0         QUBIT                

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KERIDIL 4253 (9-6-1)                   3  3  1         BLADES OF ENTROPY    
NEMESIS 2676 (17-6-1)                  2  3  0         MYTH AND MIGHT       
GRIMMY BADGER 4217 (11-4-1)            0  3  0         GIFT OF GUARDIAN     

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
QUIETUS 5165 (16-7-1)                  4  3  0         QUBIT                
CYCLONE 2057 (14-12-0)                 1  3  0         THUNDERSTRIKERS      
VULGAR 5251 (12-10-1)                  1  3  0         MEGAWARRIORS         

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CUP O'PIZZA 5397 (6-0-0)              10  3  0         THE JERKS            
SAFFIRE 5274 (9-6-1)                   7  3  0         DEVIL'S ADVOCATE     
JOLTEON 5180 (10-2-0)                  4  3  0         LIGHTNING DECK       
QUAINT, TOO 5352 (2-4-1)               1  3  0         QUBIT                
DEEMONICA 5343 (6-9-0)                 0  3  0         MEGAWARRIORS         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REVENANT 5430 (5-2-0)                  7  3  0         DEVIL'S ADVOCATE     
ELECTRABUZZ 5242 (5-2-2)               4  3  0         LIGHTNING DECK       
HELL BLAZER 5446 (5-0-0)               3  3  0         DEVIL'S ADVOCATE     
CHINCHOU 5306 (2-2-0)                  2  3  0         LIGHTNING DECK       
PIKACHU 5176 (4-1-1)                   2  3  0         LIGHTNING DECK       
DIABOLIC 5438 (5-2-0)                  0  2  0  DEAD   DEVIL'S ADVOCATE     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANN OREXIA 5409 (0-0-0)                7  3  0         EVERYDAY PEOPLE      
BUSHWHACKER 5452 (2-2-0)               4  3  0         HIGHWAY ROBBERS      
POACHER 5451 (2-2-0)                   1  3  0         HIGHWAY ROBBERS      
BLACKGUARD 5449 (3-1-1)                0  3  0         HIGHWAY ROBBERS      
HIRED GOON 5450 (3-1-0)                0  3  0         HIGHWAY ROBBERS      
SAM FRANCISCO 5411 (0-1-0)             0  3  0         EVERYDAY PEOPLE      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUCKER PUNCH 5500 (0-0-0)              5  2  0  DEAD   SKA MADNESS          
STINKY SMURF 5487 (0-0-0)              6  3  0         LUROCIANS REVOLUTION 
DUELING SMURF 5484 (0-0-0)             5  3  0         LUROCIANS REVOLUTION 
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 5444 (0-0-0)        5  3  0         THE JERKS            
FEAR FOOL 5504 (0-0-0)                 5  3  0         MEGAWARRIORS         
BANE 5505 (0-0-0)                      4  3  0         MEGAWARRIORS         
AMPHAROS 5471 (0-0-0)                  2  2  0  DEAD   LIGHTNING DECK       
BLAME SULTAN 5477 (0-0-0)              2  3  0         TERRAPIN STATION     
PHANTASMA 5498 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         SKA MADNESS          
CHARLATAN 5482 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         HIGHWAY ROBBERS      
WHITE RIOT 5501 (0-0-0)                0  3  0         SKA MADNESS