DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/05/2005    Duedate: 04/18/2005

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-515

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SIX DEMON BAG
BIG TROUBLE (408)
(10-4028) [20-17-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SIX DEMON BAG                  ANN OREXIA
BIG TROUBLE (408)              EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
(10-4028) [20-17-0,126]        (10-5409) [5-2-0,59]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE UPRIGHT MAN                ELLIS DEE
ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)          EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
(10-5185) [21-21-0,100]        (10-5463) [1-0-0,11]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SPRINGBORN (358)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPRINGBORN (358)            41
2. MANAGERY (524)              24      KING NIXON (522)
3. THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)       22      Unchartered Team
4. EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)       21
5. KING NIXON (522)            17      EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 KING NIXON (522)          43  31  4 58.1   1/ 3 SPRINGBORN (358)         10  5 2
 2- 2 TERRAPIN STATION (189)   537 398 23 57.4   2/ 1 BIG TROUBLE (408)         9  6 2
 3/ 3 SIR AGLIO (296)          684 516 31 57.0   3/ 5 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)     6  3 0
 4/ 7*EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)     10   8  0 55.6   4/ 8 BLOODSHED (502)           6  9 1
 5/ 4 QUBIT (464)              451 403 15 52.8   5/ 2 QUBIT (464)               5  5 0
 6- 5 MONGREL HORDE (371)      204 184 12 52.6   6/ 9*MANAGERY (524)            5  7 1
 7/ 6 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)     25  24  2 51.0   7/10 THE MOONDOGS (97)         5  9 0
 8- 8*THE KLK (519)              6   6  0 50.0   8/11*EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)     4  2 0
 9/ 9 BIG TROUBLE (408)         85  93  5 47.8   9/12 KING NIXON (522)          4  5 0
10/10 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)     261 287 17 47.6  10/15 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)     3  0 0
11-11 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)     306 358 20 46.1  11/ 6 SIR AGLIO (296)           3  1 0
12/12 BLOODSHED (502)           53  67  5 44.2  12-13*THE FELLOWSHIP (523)      3  2 1
13/13 SPRINGBORN (358)         369 469 23 44.0  13-16*THE KLK (519)             2  0 0
14/14 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)    112 154 10 42.1  14- 7 MONGREL HORDE (371)       2  2 0
15-18*THE FELLOWSHIP (523)      11  17  2 39.3  15- 4 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      2  3 0
16/16*MANAGERY (524)             9  15  2 37.5  16/18 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)      1  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17/19 THE MOONDOGS (97)        248 440 10 36.0  17-14 TERRAPIN STATION (189)    1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out KOLACT to see 
what's new.  Too bad, BIG TROUBLE, but SPRINGBORN was just too good to be stopped.  
The guys at ALASTARIAN IDOL like really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this turn, 
moving up by 5.  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 3 after going 
3-1-0.  Keep it up, THE MOONDOGS!  MVP award for ANT?  MANAGERY's proud of him after 
beating POSITIVE FURY and getting 22 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
POSITIVE FURY got smashed by ANT, and lost 19 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster 
is being unfair?  I think SIX DEMON BAG should let SIR PLUTZ be Duelmaster for a 
while, without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  PRAETORIAN GUARD was KOLACT's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why KING 
NIXON's been avoiding PRAETORIAN GUARD so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?  Like, is DOGMA popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of 
KOLACT!  He's got a 11-13-2, is that good?  GUTBOY FISHFOOT must not be a good enough 
fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged ONE-MAN ARMY.  9 is a big difference.  
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought GUTBOY FISHFOOT showed great skill and 
promise when he overcame ONE-MAN ARMY.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!  
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  It was kind of sad, seeing old RAPID 
BLINKER stumbling around the arena, before DOGMA finished him off.  Oh well!  It was 
totally gross when DOGMA killed RAPID BLINKER.  Blood and itty bitty body bits all 
over the place!  Things weren't too happy at BIG TROUBLE, either.  Like was that some 
Bloodfeud, or what?  (DOGMA vs. RAPID BLINKER, that is.) Enough already!  All I've 
heard lately is "Will TERRAPIN STATION Bloodfeud WOLFRAVEN of CLAN BATTLEAXE to 
revenge REVERIE's death?"  I mean, who cares?  IVAN MASHMINAPLP really fought hard 
against SASQUACH.  That'll teach MANAGERY not to go and kill any of SPRINGBORN's guys 
again, huh!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  KOLACT is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIX DEMON BAG 4028           20  17  0   126       BIG TROUBLE (408)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUARD DOG 4314               14   9  2   110       MONGREL HORDE (371)
 BAILEY O'BEAD 5253           20  21  0   109       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 STORMBLADE 2210              21  26  1   104       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185         21  21  0   100       ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
 SIR PLUTZ 5207               19  23  2    92       SIR AGLIO (296)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLAME SULTAN 5477            12   4  0    90       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
 DOGMA 5323                   11  13  2    90       BLOODSHED (502)
-CUTTHROAT 2019               14  25  2    89       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
-QAEDA, AL 5302               14  18  1    84       QUBIT (464)
-OCTAVIAN 5210                18   9  1    81       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
 QUADRICEPS 5326              18  17  0    79       QUBIT (464)
 WICKED SUNSHINE 5541         10   4  1    78       KING NIXON (522)
 WOLFRAVEN 5474               13  10  2    77       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
-SIR REALISTIC 5552            8   4  1    76       SIR AGLIO (296)
 SHARD 4213                   15  15  2    70       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
 GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543         13   2  0    69       KING NIXON (522)
-KOSIKA 5437                   9   3  1    68       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ART ERY 5324                 11  13  1    67       BLOODSHED (502)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE QUESTION 5557            10   4  0    66       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-WILD DOG 4330                12   8  0    61       MONGREL HORDE (371)
 ANN OREXIA 5409               5   2  0    59       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
 IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513        11   8  0    58       SPRINGBORN (358)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROJAN ROC 5364              11  22  0    55       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 ONE-MAN ARMY 5583             7   2  0    54       BIG TROUBLE (408)
 SILENT KNIGHT 5322           10  14  1    53       BLOODSHED (502)
-BISHOP 5567                   8   5  0    53       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
 SHADOW MIST 5638              4   0  0    47       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 HOOKFANG 5514                 7  10  0    43       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 MUTE SCREAM 5542              7   8  3    40       KING NIXON (522)
 SLIME GIGGLE 5540             7   8  0    39       KING NIXON (522)
 VIVID SLUR 5544               6   9  0    39       KING NIXON (522)
-MAD DOG 4670                  4   3  1    38       MONGREL HORDE (371)
 NEGATIVE FURY 5610            5   2  1    36       BIG TROUBLE (408)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SIR DA 5586                   5   2  0    32       SIR AGLIO (296)
 MAL ADY 5483                  4   7  1    32       BLOODSHED (502)
 ANT 5589                      3   3  0    31       MANAGERY (524)
-Z 5576                        4   2  1    30       THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
 SASQUACH 5593                 3   3  1    30       MANAGERY (524)
 LARRUPIN LARRY 5630           2   4  0    30       SPRINGBORN (358)
-KAIZAR 5459                   7   2  0    29       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
-TALON (BOOKIE) 5523           4   1  0    25       THE KLK (519)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAM FRANCISCO 5411            2   3  0    23       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
 KRANKY KARL 5673              1   0  1    18       SPRINGBORN (358)
-TREEBEARD 5631                3   1  0    17       THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
-GREY DOG 5639                 1   1  0    17       MONGREL HORDE (371)
-SUAVE 5183                    2   0  2    16       ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
-NEON NECROPHILLIAC 5607       1   0  0    15       THE KLK (519)
 POSITIVE FURY 5609            3   4  1    14       BIG TROUBLE (408)
-MEL FEASENS 5469              2   2  0    14       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
 GRASPING GREEN 5657           2   1  0    14       SPRINGBORN (358)
 GRIZZLY 5592                  2   4  1    11       MANAGERY (524)
 ELLIS DEE 5463                1   0  0    11       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
-AZRAEL 5521                   1   1  0     8       THE KLK (519)
-DAEGOL 5665                   1   0  0     8       THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
-DIGGIN DOG 5160               2   1  0     7       MONGREL HORDE (371)
-TAKE KO, TORA 5647            1   1  0     7       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 MELODY 5674                   1   0  0     6       SPRINGBORN (358)
 ACTAON 5648                   1   3  0     6       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-HOSSFATHER 5522               0   2  0     6       THE KLK (519)
-HERA 5621                     1   2  0     5       PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
-SKEL'RAN 5556                 1   2  0     5       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
 MOOSE 5656                    1   2  0     5       MANAGERY (524)
-GAFFER 5611                   0   5  0     5       THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
-JAWS 5590                     0   2  0     2       MANAGERY (524)
 DYING FOR LIFE 5675           0   1  0     1       BLOODSHED (502)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
RAPID BLINKER 4212    10  7 1 BIG TROUBLE 408       DOGMA 5323            515         
BLOODY MARY 5321      13 10 0 BLOODSHED 502         RAPID BLINKER 4212    514 JUST REV
LEGALOS 5574           2  4 1 THE FELLOWSHIP 523    METEORIC 5622         512 REVENGED

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BUTTERBUR 5666         0  1 0 THE FELLOWSHIP 523    GRIZZLY 5592          514         
MICKEY MITE 5473       2 17 0 THE MOONDOGS 97       QUO VADIS 5553        511 NONE    
METEORIC 5622          2  4 1 THE MOONDOGS 97       Z 5576                514         
QUID 5667              1  1 0 QUBIT 464             KRANKY KARL 5673      515         
MITZIE 5636            1  1 0 SPRINGBORN 358        SASQUACH 5593         512 JUST REV
REVERIE 5570           7  3 0 TERRAPIN STATION 189  WOLFRAVEN 5474        512         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Z -- Well, that was a meteoric death for Meteoric.  He's no loss. -- Nick, The
Moondogs
P.S.  And his replacement, unfortunately, is no gain.

Sir Plutz -- Do you suppose that rating is what I was waiting for?  Or just the two
more political points?  Whatever, it's a relief. -- Tycho

Still -- Tycho, a total parry, graduates as 11 12 17 9 21 7 7 SC mod/very low
responsiveness.  He is headed for a deservedly obscure retirement. -- Nick

Bishop -- Could I ask you to pray for me?  Or aren't you that kind of bishop? --
Trojan Roc
P.S.  And some, of course, refuse to pray for golems anyway....

The Question -- Was that, by any chance, the Answer? -- Bailey O'Bead

Sam Francisco -- I suppose you think just because you're TALL and MANLY-LOOKING, you
can get AWAY with comments like that!  But we've HEARD of you.  You have a
REPUTATION, you know! -- Actaon

Gaffer -- They come and they go.  I kinda liked Knot.  Mediocre 11s, one 18 and more
mediocre 11s. -- Larrupin Larry 

All -- Vacationing in the Poconos...except I live on the west coast of the island.
But it's the thought that counts. -- Still

28 March 2005
Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order
to continue playing?  Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with
case law or legal advice?  The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from
us once (though I recently had that decision overturned).  I believe it's only a
matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need
be.  I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated!  I
can be contacted at:
     Danny Warren
     #28341
     P.O. Box 250 
     Draper, UT  84070
     or:
     Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47

28 March 2005
Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest
contest ever to grace the arena sands!  Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got
it going on!  What is this contest?  It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!!
This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up
some of the slack.  Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?).  It's an
"alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time.
Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. --
Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances

28 March 2005
Contest Announcement
====================
It's finally here!  ScumFest 2005!  The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are
formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest
scum in all of Alastari!

Who:  All Scum in Alastari
What:  Scum Fest 2005!
Where:  Talahya
When:  May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499

Rules
======
The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at
the end of the 10th round.

Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order):
- Head to Head Record
- Win/Loss Percentage
- Average Fight Length
(We'll go into overtime if they're still tied)

There are no other rules.  A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to
accomplish his goal.  Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc.
Anything goes!

To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter,
declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com

Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants.  You may enter the
competition up until Turn 494.

Prizes will be announced after the competition begins.  The point of the contest is
to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize.

Good luck and Happy Scumming!

-- Manager

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOGMA barely slew RAPID BLINKER in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
GUTBOY FISHFOOT outwaited ONE-MAN ARMY in a monotonous 20 minute Challenge duel.
ANN OREXIA viciously subdued SILENT KNIGHT in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
GRASPING GREEN vanquished MOOSE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SIX DEMON BAG overpowered SIR PLUTZ in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
STORMBLADE slimly lost to TYCHO in a 8 minute bloody veteran's duel.
BAILEY O'BEAD overpowered QUADRICEPS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE UPRIGHT MAN overpowered SHARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WICKED SUNSHINE viciously subdued M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
ART ERY was defeated by WOLFRAVEN in a popular 1 minute expert's duel.
IVAN MASHMINAPLP savagely defeated SASQUACH in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
MUTE SCREAM was savagely defeated by SHADOW MIST in a 2 minute brutal match.
TROJAN ROC unbelievably bested LARRUPIN LARRY in a 8 minute mismatched conflict.
MAL ADY slimly lost to HOOKFANG in a 2 minute bout.
POSITIVE FURY was handily defeated by ANT in a 5 minute one-sided conflict.
SLIME GIGGLE was defeated by NEGATIVE FURY in a 4 minute gruesome struggle.
VIVID SLUR handily defeated GRIZZLY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
QUID was butchered by KRANKY KARL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ACTAON was savagely defeated by ELLIS DEE in a exciting 6 minute novice's match.
MELODY savagely defeated DYING FOR LIFE in a 2 minute bloody amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        25 -  14 -  1      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  32 -  4      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  49 -  4      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  41 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  32 -  4      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  33 -  3      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  37 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  14 -  1      30  |

Turn 515 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SIX DEMON BAG 4028         20  17  0  126 BIG TROUBLE (408)
AIMED BLOW       WOLFRAVEN 5474             13  10  2   77 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
TOTAL PARRY      GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543       13   2  0   69 KING NIXON (522)
BASHING ATTACK   IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513      11   8  0   58 SPRINGBORN (358)
WALL OF STEEL    SHADOW MIST 5638            4   0  0   47 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ELLIS DEE 5463.  The ten other most popular fighters were IVAN MASHMINAPLP 
5513, LARRUPIN LARRY 5630, MELODY 5674, ANN OREXIA 5409, STORMBLADE 2210, WICKED 
SUNSHINE 5541, SLIME GIGGLE 5540, SIX DEMON BAG 4028, BAILEY O'BEAD 5253, and THE 
UPRIGHT MAN 5185.

The least popular fighter this week was GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ONE-MAN ARMY 5583, POSITIVE FURY 5609, MOOSE 5656, TROJAN ROC 
5364, ACTAON 5648, QUID 5667, GRIZZLY 5592, ANT 5589, SHARD 4213, and QUADRICEPS 
5326.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SIX DEMON BAG (10-4028) BIG TROUBLE (408)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TYCHO (10-4997) THE MOONDOGS (97)

                    HOLD THE DATES!  (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)

Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!  
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005.  It will be 
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  The rooms 
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released! 
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  See you there!

Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!), 
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's 
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your 
reservation soon before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)  
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!