DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/05/2005 Duedate: 04/18/2005 KOLACT ARENA DM-10 TURN-515 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SIX DEMON BAG BIG TROUBLE (408) (10-4028) [20-17-0,126] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SIX DEMON BAG ANN OREXIA BIG TROUBLE (408) EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) (10-4028) [20-17-0,126] (10-5409) [5-2-0,59] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite THE UPRIGHT MAN ELLIS DEE ALASTARIAN IDOL (489) EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) (10-5185) [21-21-0,100] (10-5463) [1-0-0,11] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SPRINGBORN (358) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SPRINGBORN (358) 41 2. MANAGERY (524) 24 KING NIXON (522) 3. THUNDERSTRIKERS (220) 22 Unchartered Team 4. EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) 21 5. KING NIXON (522) 17 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 KING NIXON (522) 43 31 4 58.1 1/ 3 SPRINGBORN (358) 10 5 2 2- 2 TERRAPIN STATION (189) 537 398 23 57.4 2/ 1 BIG TROUBLE (408) 9 6 2 3/ 3 SIR AGLIO (296) 684 516 31 57.0 3/ 5 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220) 6 3 0 4/ 7*EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) 10 8 0 55.6 4/ 8 BLOODSHED (502) 6 9 1 5/ 4 QUBIT (464) 451 403 15 52.8 5/ 2 QUBIT (464) 5 5 0 6- 5 MONGREL HORDE (371) 204 184 12 52.6 6/ 9*MANAGERY (524) 5 7 1 7/ 6 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489) 25 24 2 51.0 7/10 THE MOONDOGS (97) 5 9 0 8- 8*THE KLK (519) 6 6 0 50.0 8/11*EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) 4 2 0 9/ 9 BIG TROUBLE (408) 85 93 5 47.8 9/12 KING NIXON (522) 4 5 0 10/10 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197) 261 287 17 47.6 10/15 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489) 3 0 0 11-11 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6) 306 358 20 46.1 11/ 6 SIR AGLIO (296) 3 1 0 12/12 BLOODSHED (502) 53 67 5 44.2 12-13*THE FELLOWSHIP (523) 3 2 1 13/13 SPRINGBORN (358) 369 469 23 44.0 13-16*THE KLK (519) 2 0 0 14/14 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220) 112 154 10 42.1 14- 7 MONGREL HORDE (371) 2 2 0 15-18*THE FELLOWSHIP (523) 11 17 2 39.3 15- 4 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6) 2 3 0 16/16*MANAGERY (524) 9 15 2 37.5 16/18 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197) 1 5 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 17/19 THE MOONDOGS (97) 248 440 10 36.0 17-14 TERRAPIN STATION (189) 1 7 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out KOLACT to see what's new. Too bad, BIG TROUBLE, but SPRINGBORN was just too good to be stopped. The guys at ALASTARIAN IDOL like really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this turn, moving up by 5. One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 3 after going 3-1-0. Keep it up, THE MOONDOGS! MVP award for ANT? MANAGERY's proud of him after beating POSITIVE FURY and getting 22 points. Talk about yer big time losers! POSITIVE FURY got smashed by ANT, and lost 19 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think SIX DEMON BAG should let SIR PLUTZ be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? PRAETORIAN GUARD was KOLACT's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why KING NIXON's been avoiding PRAETORIAN GUARD so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is DOGMA popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of KOLACT! He's got a 11-13-2, is that good? GUTBOY FISHFOOT must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged ONE-MAN ARMY. 9 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought GUTBOY FISHFOOT showed great skill and promise when he overcame ONE-MAN ARMY. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. It was kind of sad, seeing old RAPID BLINKER stumbling around the arena, before DOGMA finished him off. Oh well! It was totally gross when DOGMA killed RAPID BLINKER. Blood and itty bitty body bits all over the place! Things weren't too happy at BIG TROUBLE, either. Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what? (DOGMA vs. RAPID BLINKER, that is.) Enough already! All I've heard lately is "Will TERRAPIN STATION Bloodfeud WOLFRAVEN of CLAN BATTLEAXE to revenge REVERIE's death?" I mean, who cares? IVAN MASHMINAPLP really fought hard against SASQUACH. That'll teach MANAGERY not to go and kill any of SPRINGBORN's guys again, huh! Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do? I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. KOLACT is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SIX DEMON BAG 4028 20 17 0 126 BIG TROUBLE (408) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GUARD DOG 4314 14 9 2 110 MONGREL HORDE (371) BAILEY O'BEAD 5253 20 21 0 109 THE MOONDOGS (97) STORMBLADE 2210 21 26 1 104 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220) THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185 21 21 0 100 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489) SIR PLUTZ 5207 19 23 2 92 SIR AGLIO (296) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BLAME SULTAN 5477 12 4 0 90 TERRAPIN STATION (189) DOGMA 5323 11 13 2 90 BLOODSHED (502) -CUTTHROAT 2019 14 25 2 89 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220) -QAEDA, AL 5302 14 18 1 84 QUBIT (464) -OCTAVIAN 5210 18 9 1 81 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6) QUADRICEPS 5326 18 17 0 79 QUBIT (464) WICKED SUNSHINE 5541 10 4 1 78 KING NIXON (522) WOLFRAVEN 5474 13 10 2 77 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197) -SIR REALISTIC 5552 8 4 1 76 SIR AGLIO (296) SHARD 4213 15 15 2 70 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197) GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543 13 2 0 69 KING NIXON (522) -KOSIKA 5437 9 3 1 68 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ART ERY 5324 11 13 1 67 BLOODSHED (502) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -THE QUESTION 5557 10 4 0 66 TERRAPIN STATION (189) -WILD DOG 4330 12 8 0 61 MONGREL HORDE (371) ANN OREXIA 5409 5 2 0 59 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513 11 8 0 58 SPRINGBORN (358) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TROJAN ROC 5364 11 22 0 55 THE MOONDOGS (97) ONE-MAN ARMY 5583 7 2 0 54 BIG TROUBLE (408) SILENT KNIGHT 5322 10 14 1 53 BLOODSHED (502) -BISHOP 5567 8 5 0 53 TERRAPIN STATION (189) SHADOW MIST 5638 4 0 0 47 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220) HOOKFANG 5514 7 10 0 43 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220) MUTE SCREAM 5542 7 8 3 40 KING NIXON (522) SLIME GIGGLE 5540 7 8 0 39 KING NIXON (522) VIVID SLUR 5544 6 9 0 39 KING NIXON (522) -MAD DOG 4670 4 3 1 38 MONGREL HORDE (371) NEGATIVE FURY 5610 5 2 1 36 BIG TROUBLE (408) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SIR DA 5586 5 2 0 32 SIR AGLIO (296) MAL ADY 5483 4 7 1 32 BLOODSHED (502) ANT 5589 3 3 0 31 MANAGERY (524) -Z 5576 4 2 1 30 THE FELLOWSHIP (523) SASQUACH 5593 3 3 1 30 MANAGERY (524) LARRUPIN LARRY 5630 2 4 0 30 SPRINGBORN (358) -KAIZAR 5459 7 2 0 29 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6) -TALON (BOOKIE) 5523 4 1 0 25 THE KLK (519) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SAM FRANCISCO 5411 2 3 0 23 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) KRANKY KARL 5673 1 0 1 18 SPRINGBORN (358) -TREEBEARD 5631 3 1 0 17 THE FELLOWSHIP (523) -GREY DOG 5639 1 1 0 17 MONGREL HORDE (371) -SUAVE 5183 2 0 2 16 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489) -NEON NECROPHILLIAC 5607 1 0 0 15 THE KLK (519) POSITIVE FURY 5609 3 4 1 14 BIG TROUBLE (408) -MEL FEASENS 5469 2 2 0 14 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) GRASPING GREEN 5657 2 1 0 14 SPRINGBORN (358) GRIZZLY 5592 2 4 1 11 MANAGERY (524) ELLIS DEE 5463 1 0 0 11 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) -AZRAEL 5521 1 1 0 8 THE KLK (519) -DAEGOL 5665 1 0 0 8 THE FELLOWSHIP (523) -DIGGIN DOG 5160 2 1 0 7 MONGREL HORDE (371) -TAKE KO, TORA 5647 1 1 0 7 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220) MELODY 5674 1 0 0 6 SPRINGBORN (358) ACTAON 5648 1 3 0 6 THE MOONDOGS (97) -HOSSFATHER 5522 0 2 0 6 THE KLK (519) -HERA 5621 1 2 0 5 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6) -SKEL'RAN 5556 1 2 0 5 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197) MOOSE 5656 1 2 0 5 MANAGERY (524) -GAFFER 5611 0 5 0 5 THE FELLOWSHIP (523) -JAWS 5590 0 2 0 2 MANAGERY (524) DYING FOR LIFE 5675 0 1 0 1 BLOODSHED (502) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? RAPID BLINKER 4212 10 7 1 BIG TROUBLE 408 DOGMA 5323 515 BLOODY MARY 5321 13 10 0 BLOODSHED 502 RAPID BLINKER 4212 514 JUST REV LEGALOS 5574 2 4 1 THE FELLOWSHIP 523 METEORIC 5622 512 REVENGED THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BUTTERBUR 5666 0 1 0 THE FELLOWSHIP 523 GRIZZLY 5592 514 MICKEY MITE 5473 2 17 0 THE MOONDOGS 97 QUO VADIS 5553 511 NONE METEORIC 5622 2 4 1 THE MOONDOGS 97 Z 5576 514 QUID 5667 1 1 0 QUBIT 464 KRANKY KARL 5673 515 MITZIE 5636 1 1 0 SPRINGBORN 358 SASQUACH 5593 512 JUST REV REVERIE 5570 7 3 0 TERRAPIN STATION 189 WOLFRAVEN 5474 512 PERSONAL ADS Z -- Well, that was a meteoric death for Meteoric. He's no loss. -- Nick, The Moondogs P.S. And his replacement, unfortunately, is no gain. Sir Plutz -- Do you suppose that rating is what I was waiting for? Or just the two more political points? Whatever, it's a relief. -- Tycho Still -- Tycho, a total parry, graduates as 11 12 17 9 21 7 7 SC mod/very low responsiveness. He is headed for a deservedly obscure retirement. -- Nick Bishop -- Could I ask you to pray for me? Or aren't you that kind of bishop? -- Trojan Roc P.S. And some, of course, refuse to pray for golems anyway.... The Question -- Was that, by any chance, the Answer? -- Bailey O'Bead Sam Francisco -- I suppose you think just because you're TALL and MANLY-LOOKING, you can get AWAY with comments like that! But we've HEARD of you. You have a REPUTATION, you know! -- Actaon Gaffer -- They come and they go. I kinda liked Knot. Mediocre 11s, one 18 and more mediocre 11s. -- Larrupin Larry All -- Vacationing in the Poconos...except I live on the west coast of the island. But it's the thought that counts. -- Still 28 March 2005 Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order to continue playing? Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with case law or legal advice? The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from us once (though I recently had that decision overturned). I believe it's only a matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need be. I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated! I can be contacted at: Danny Warren #28341 P.O. Box 250 Draper, UT 84070 or: Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47 28 March 2005 Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest contest ever to grace the arena sands! Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got it going on! What is this contest? It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!! This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up some of the slack. Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?). It's an "alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time. Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. -- Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances 28 March 2005 Contest Announcement ==================== It's finally here! ScumFest 2005! The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest scum in all of Alastari! Who: All Scum in Alastari What: Scum Fest 2005! Where: Talahya When: May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499 Rules ====== The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at the end of the 10th round. Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order): - Head to Head Record - Win/Loss Percentage - Average Fight Length (We'll go into overtime if they're still tied) There are no other rules. A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to accomplish his goal. Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc. Anything goes! To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter, declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants. You may enter the competition up until Turn 494. Prizes will be announced after the competition begins. The point of the contest is to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize. Good luck and Happy Scumming! -- Manager LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DOGMA barely slew RAPID BLINKER in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight. GUTBOY FISHFOOT outwaited ONE-MAN ARMY in a monotonous 20 minute Challenge duel. ANN OREXIA viciously subdued SILENT KNIGHT in a 2 minute gory Challenge match. GRASPING GREEN vanquished MOOSE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. SIX DEMON BAG overpowered SIR PLUTZ in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight. STORMBLADE slimly lost to TYCHO in a 8 minute bloody veteran's duel. BAILEY O'BEAD overpowered QUADRICEPS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. THE UPRIGHT MAN overpowered SHARD in a 1 minute uneven melee. WICKED SUNSHINE viciously subdued M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute gruesome duel. ART ERY was defeated by WOLFRAVEN in a popular 1 minute expert's duel. IVAN MASHMINAPLP savagely defeated SASQUACH in a action packed 2 minute gory match. MUTE SCREAM was savagely defeated by SHADOW MIST in a 2 minute brutal match. TROJAN ROC unbelievably bested LARRUPIN LARRY in a 8 minute mismatched conflict. MAL ADY slimly lost to HOOKFANG in a 2 minute bout. POSITIVE FURY was handily defeated by ANT in a 5 minute one-sided conflict. SLIME GIGGLE was defeated by NEGATIVE FURY in a 4 minute gruesome struggle. VIVID SLUR handily defeated GRIZZLY in a 1 minute mismatched bout. QUID was butchered by KRANKY KARL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. ACTAON was savagely defeated by ELLIS DEE in a exciting 6 minute novice's match. MELODY savagely defeated DYING FOR LIFE in a 2 minute bloody amateur's conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 25 - 14 - 1 64 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 6 - 0 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 32 - 4 54 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 49 - 4 51 | |AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 41 - 41 - 1 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 32 - 4 48 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 33 - 3 45 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 37 - 0 44 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 8 - 0 38 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 14 - 1 30 | Turn 515 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 5 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK SIX DEMON BAG 4028 20 17 0 126 BIG TROUBLE (408) AIMED BLOW WOLFRAVEN 5474 13 10 2 77 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197) TOTAL PARRY GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543 13 2 0 69 KING NIXON (522) BASHING ATTACK IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513 11 8 0 58 SPRINGBORN (358) WALL OF STEEL SHADOW MIST 5638 4 0 0 47 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185. The most popular warrior this turn was ELLIS DEE 5463. The ten other most popular fighters were IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513, LARRUPIN LARRY 5630, MELODY 5674, ANN OREXIA 5409, STORMBLADE 2210, WICKED SUNSHINE 5541, SLIME GIGGLE 5540, SIX DEMON BAG 4028, BAILEY O'BEAD 5253, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 5185. The least popular fighter this week was GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543. The other ten least popular fighters were ONE-MAN ARMY 5583, POSITIVE FURY 5609, MOOSE 5656, TROJAN ROC 5364, ACTAON 5648, QUID 5667, GRIZZLY 5592, ANT 5589, SHARD 4213, and QUADRICEPS 5326. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: SIX DEMON BAG (10-4028) BIG TROUBLE (408) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: TYCHO (10-4997) THE MOONDOGS (97) HOLD THE DATES! (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI) Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis! Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005. It will be at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy. The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released! Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. See you there! Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe! Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006. It will be held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as last year by popular request. Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!), 1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation soon before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.) Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!