DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/28/2005    Duedate: 07/11/2005

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-521

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WOLFRAVEN
CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
(10-5474) [17-12-2,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WOLFRAVEN                      TOUDSHY
CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)           WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)
(10-5474) [17-12-2,122]        (10-5187) [4-3-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

QUADRICEPS                     TOUDSHY
QUBIT (464)                    WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)
(10-5326) [22-19-1,103]        (10-5187) [4-3-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SPRINGBORN (358)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPRINGBORN (358)            49
2. THE MOONDOGS (97)           30      KING NIXON (522)
3. MANAGERY (524)              28      Unchartered Team
4. CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)        10
5. QUBIT (464)                 10WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WAY OF THE SWORD C (490)  14   8  0 63.6   1/ 1 SPRINGBORN (358)          9  6 0
 2/ 2 KING NIXON (522)          60  44  4 57.7   2/ 2 KING NIXON (522)          7  8 0
 3/ 3 SIR AGLIO (296)          693 529 32 56.7   3/ 5 QUBIT (464)               6  0 0
 4- 4 FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)   17  14  1 54.8   4/ 8 THE MOONDOGS (97)         6  3 0
 5/ 5 QUBIT (464)              461 407 16 53.1   5/ 4 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)      5  0 1
 6- 6 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)     28  26  2 51.9   6- 3 FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)   5  2 0
 7/ 7 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)      26  27  5 49.1   7/13 MANAGERY (524)            5  5 1
 8/ 8 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)     270 289 18 48.3   8/ 6 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)      4  6 0
 9/ 9 SPRINGBORN (358)         385 483 24 44.4   9/ 9 SIR AGLIO (296)           3  5 1
10/10 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)    118 168 10 41.3  10/10 THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)     3 10 0
11-11 DARK CREATION (210)      106 164 13 39.3  11-11 DARK CREATION (210)       2  3 0
12/12 THE MOONDOGS (97)        257 452 10 36.2  12/ 7*WAY OF THE SWORD C (490)  2  4 0
13/13 MANAGERY (524)            16  29  3 35.6  13-12 ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
KOLACT.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  It was 
a tough week for WAY OF THE SWORD C3, to drop 5 places in the rankings.  Coming up 
with a solid 4-0-1 outing, MANAGERY has advanced 6 places in the rankings.  Drawing 
on all of his experience as a 12-8-3 warrior, MUTE SCREAM went for the Duelmastership 
against WOLFRAVEN this week.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody 
knuckles was KING NIXON's MUTE SCREAM, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by 
WOLFRAVEN.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid SIR AGLIO, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does KOLACT really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try 
this one:  SIR AGLIO + Weapons That go Boom = THE FELLOWSHIP + Avoid City.  And who 
is this GUTBOY FISHFOOT you ask, with 63 points and a 16-5-0 record.  Ooh, the tales 
I could tell!  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, SYD TUBULAR went after 
TREEBEARD, who was higher by 20 points.  Well, when the dust settled, SYD TUBULAR 
subdued TREEBEARD.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' 
category, SIR DA was mashed by CUTTHROAT, who let SIR DA know that killing members of 
THUNDERSTRIKERS is a no-no.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time 
is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KOLACT have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOLFRAVEN 5474               17  12  2   122       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUADRICEPS 5326              22  19  1   103       QUBIT (464)
 QAEDA, AL 5302               18  20  1    99       QUBIT (464)
 SIR PLUTZ 5207               19  29  2    98       SIR AGLIO (296)
 IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513        15  10  1    96       SPRINGBORN (358)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SIR REALISTIC 5552           10   6  1    89       SIR AGLIO (296)
 MUTE SCREAM 5542             12   9  3    86       KING NIXON (522)
 CUTTHROAT 2019               16  28  2    82       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 Z 5576                        8   3  2    76       THE FELLOWSHIP (523)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WATSON 5091                   6   1  0    66       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
 GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543         16   5  0    63       KING NIXON (522)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLIME GIGGLE 5540            10  11  0    56       KING NIXON (522)
 TOUDSHY 5187                  4   3  0    51       WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)
 SIR DA 5586                   7   6  1    50       SIR AGLIO (296)
-SIR BROKE STROKER 5623        4   0  0    50       SIR AGLIO (296)
 SYD TUBULAR 5689              4   0  0    50       SPRINGBORN (358)
-HOGAN 4191                    4   0  0    43       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
-ARKANE SLAYBACK 3651          6  10  1    37       DARK CREATION (210)
 ACTAON 5648                   6   4  0    35       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 MELODY 5674                   5   2  0    35       SPRINGBORN (358)
-HOOKFANG 5514                 7  12  0    34       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TREEBEARD 5631                7   2  1    27       THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
 ESTRELLA 5681                 2   3  0    26       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 KRANKY KARL 5673              4   3  1    25       SPRINGBORN (358)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUIP 5668                     2   0  0    25       QUBIT (464)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIND SOLACE 5685             5   0  0    23       KING NIXON (522)
-COUPLES 4193                  4   2  0    22       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
-ZOMANY 5190                   3   1  0    22       WAY OF THE SWORD C3 (490)
 WATER BUG 5706                2   0  0    21       MANAGERY (524)
 SASQUACH 5593                 4   7  1    20       MANAGERY (524)
-LYCANTHROPE 5678              1   1  0    19       DARK CREATION (210)
-SUAVE 5183                    2   0  2    16       ALASTARIAN IDOL (489)
 TOAD 5705                     1   1  1    14       MANAGERY (524)
 FRODO 5686                    3   1  0    13       THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
 DEAGOL 5665                   3   3  0    12       THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
-MICKELSON 5637                1   0  0    12       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
-GUGE 5702                     1   0  0    11       DARK CREATION (210)
 BUTTERBUR 5680                2   3  1    10       THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
-KITE 5682                     1   3  0     9       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
-SIR VO 5645                   1   1  0     8       SIR AGLIO (296)
 SAVAGE FORCE 5704             2   1  0     7       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
 MOONDAY 5687                  1   4  0     7       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-MOOSE 5656                    1   4  0     7       MANAGERY (524)
 SMOKE 5690                    1   2  0     6       MANAGERY (524)
-TAKE KO, TORA 5647            1   3  0     6       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)
-SKEL'RAN 5556                 1   2  0     5       CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
-TASKMASTER 5677               0   2  0     2       DARK CREATION (210)
-XREAL GARN 5703               0   1  0     1       DARK CREATION (210)
 LED CHIM CHIM 5710            0   1  0     1       KING NIXON (522)
 CRAWLER 5709                  0   1  0     1       THUNDERSTRIKERS (220)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 503    0  1 0   1                   TOAD 5705             521 NONE    
ANT 5589               5  4 0 MANAGERY 524          IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513 518         
GRIZZLY 5592           2  6 1 MANAGERY 524          TREEBEARD 5631        517 NOT REVE
TROJAN ROC 5364       11 25 0 THE MOONDOGS 97       Z 5576                518         
MZ JOANSEY 5688        1  3 0 SPRINGBORN 358        WURM KIN 529          521 NONE    
GRASPING GREEN 5657    2  3 0 SPRINGBORN 358        BUTTERBUR 5680        517 REVENGED
SHADOW MIST 5638       4  4 0 THUNDERSTRIKERS 220   SIR DA 5586           520 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Toudshy -- Fellow in Riztab once used the fire'm-up phrase "It's clobberin time."  I
like that... "It's mashm-mum-in Time!"  "Mash'm-inum-mum Time."  mashumin-in time...
forget it. -- Ivan Mashminaplp

Deagol -- Are you one to be hypnotized by the enchanting, enthralling, serenading
tones of a silver-pick plucked dulcimer?  Would'cha be captivated by the back-alley
squeezings of a maple/oak concertina concert?  How about three kazoos and a
washboard...with bells on? -- Melody

Couples -- By Jing, just seeing you waltz into the arena kranks up the kranky.
Kranky's my middle name, ya know.  It's also my prefix and if I had an after-name
suffix, it'd be Kranky too. -- Kranky Karl K. Krankshaft, knk.

Butterbur -- Bloodfeud blood is thicker than your ordinary average everyday blood-on-
the-sands blood.  S'a well known fact.  It's like...fancy go-to-meetin blood. -- Syd
Tubular

Take Ko, Tora -- No, you may NOT take ko, unless Simon Sez. -- Actaon

Smoke -- I strongly advise against it, as it will shorten your wind, and in the
arena, your wind may be your life. -- Estrella

Savage Force -- I'm not surprised.  After all, you're a closet Aruaki, and everyone
knows what THEY are like. -- Moonday

Sid Tubular -- Sounds bad, especially since nobody has seen the Blessed Bagel in
months! -- Estrella

7 June 2005
I am in the process of moving house, and spotlight writing for the next two months
will be very hit-and-miss. -- the Scribe

27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance.  In other words, you have to choose!  If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both.  The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example.  If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MZ JOANSEY was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CUTTHROAT bested SIR DA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
MUTE SCREAM was demolished by WOLFRAVEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
TOUDSHY was unbelievably bested by GUTBOY FISHFOOT in a 7 minute Challenge contest.
SYD TUBULAR overpowered TREEBEARD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BLIND SOLACE won victory over FRODO in a 4 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
QUADRICEPS overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
QAEDA, AL viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute expert's melee.
SIR PLUTZ was overpowered by IVAN MASHMINAPLP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SLIME GIGGLE was overpowered by Z in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KRANKY KARL was overcome by ACTAON in a 2 minute bout.
MELODY overpowered DEAGOL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided match.
SASQUACH bested MOONDAY in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur battle.
BUTTERBUR outlasted CRAWLER in a 7 minute amateur's conflict.
ESTRELLA overpowered SAVAGE FORCE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
WATER BUG devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SMOKE beat LED CHIM CHIM in a 3 minute amateur's brawl.
TOAD butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  27 -  4      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  28 -  4      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  29 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  18 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  36 -  3      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  29 -  3      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  32 -  2      40  |

Turn 521 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WOLFRAVEN 5474             17  12  2  122 CLAN BATTLEAXE (197)
LUNGING ATTACK   QUADRICEPS 5326            22  19  1  103 QUBIT (464)
BASHING ATTACK   IVAN MASHMINAPLP 5513      15  10  1   96 SPRINGBORN (358)
STRIKING ATTACK  MUTE SCREAM 5542           12   9  3   86 KING NIXON (522)
TOTAL PARRY      GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543       16   5  0   63 KING NIXON (522)
SLASHING ATTACK  SIR DA 5586                 7   6  1   50 SIR AGLIO (296)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ACTAON 5648                 6   4  0   35 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is QUADRICEPS 5326.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOUDSHY 5187.  The ten other most popular fighters were QAEDA, AL 5302, MELODY 
5674, FRODO 5686, KRANKY KARL 5673, SASQUACH 5593, CUTTHROAT 2019, SYD TUBULAR 5689, 
QUADRICEPS 5326, Z 5576, and MOONDAY 5687.

The least popular fighter this week was GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BUTTERBUR 5680, SAVAGE FORCE 5704, CRAWLER 5709, DEAGOL 5665, 
SLIME GIGGLE 5540, SIR PLUTZ 5207, BLIND SOLACE 5685, MUTE SCREAM 5542, MZ JOANSEY 
5688, and TOAD 5705.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXIX

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MILLER KNIGHT 3610 (111-87-5)          6  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        
SIR MOUNT 2951 (140-130-6)             5  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
SIR DAR 2608 (177-104-5)               2  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
SIR IASIS 2730 (117-115-4)             1  4  0         SIR AGLIO            
MIPHON 2706 (159-87-2)                 0  5  0         LIQUID CARNAGE       

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DARK GUARDIAN 2212 (73-59-2)          10  3  0         MYTH AND MIGHT       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIR VIVOR 4065 (98-44-0)               8  3  0         SIR AGLIO            

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
QUID PRO QUO 4794 (37-28-1)            5  3  0         QUBIT                
NEMESIS 2676 (17-6-1)                  4  3  0         MYTH AND MIGHT       
QRAPPY 4761 (53-64-1)                  4  3  0         QUBIT                
QUIETUS 5165 (29-12-1)                 1  3  0         QUBIT                

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
QUIFF 4779 (17-8-0)                    6  3  0         QUBIT                
SIR OCCO 5079 (30-19-0)                4  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
MS. KRABAPPLE 4245 (0-4-0)             3  3  0         OTHER SIMPSONS III   
HYBRID 4250 (9-5-0)                    2  3  0         BLADES OF ENTROPY    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KERIDIL 4253 (9-6-1)                   9  3  1         BLADES OF ENTROPY    

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ART ERY 5324 (11-12-1)                 2  3  0         BLOODSHED            

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WICKED SUNSHINE 5541 (9-4-1)           3  3  0         KING NIXON           
SLIME GIGGLE 5540 (7-7-0)              2  3  0         KING NIXON           
VIVID SLUR 5544 (5-9-0)                2  3  0         KING NIXON           
GUTBOY FISHFOOT 5543 (12-2-0)          1  3  0         KING NIXON           
MUTE SCREAM 5542 (7-7-3)               1  3  0         KING NIXON           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHIEF GREASY HAIR 4686 (6-2-1)         4  3  0         CON MANCHIES         
WATSON 5091 (3-0-0)                    2  3  0         FEARSOME FIVESOME    
QUO VADIS 5553 (5-2-1)                 1  2  0  DEAD   QUBIT                

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AZRAEL 5521 (1-1-0)                    3  3  0         THE KLK              
HOSSFATHER 5522 (0-2-0)                3  3  0         THE KLK              
HOGAN 4191 (1-0-0)                     2  3  1         FEARSOME FIVESOME    
COUPLES 4193 (2-0-0)                   1  3  0         FEARSOME FIVESOME    
SIR BROKE STROKER 5623 (0-0-0)         1  3  0         SIR AGLIO            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GORLORN 5633 (0-0-0)                   6  3  0         CLAN BATTLEAXE       
SINNER POINT 5512 (0-0-0)              5  3  0         MAGIC CITY MAFIA     
MICKELSON 5637 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         FEARSOME FIVESOME    
NORMAN BATES 5612 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         PSYCHOTIC RAGE       

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIR ENE 4360 (58-45-3)                 0  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
SIR LY 4116 (48-36-0)                  0  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
SIR PLUS 4316 (33-35-1)                0  3  0         SIR AGLIO            

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
QUONSET 4990 (39-26-0)                 3  3  0         QUBIT                
SIR VILE 4754 (38-35-1)                1  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
QUIBBLE 4756 (29-53-0)                 0  3  0         QUBIT                

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STORMBLADE 2210 (21-25-1)              0  3  0         THUNDERSTRIKERS      

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SILENT KNIGHT 5322 (10-13-1)           1  3  0         BLOODSHED            
DOGMA 5323 (10-13-1)                   0  3  0         BLOODSHED            

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NICHLAUS 4190 (1-2-1)                  3  3  1  DEAD   FEARSOME FIVESOME    
ANT 5589 (2-3-0)                       1  3  0         MANAGERY             
SIR DA 5586 (5-2-0)                    1  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
MAL ADY 5483 (4-6-1)                   0  3  0         BLOODSHED            
SKEL'RAN 5556 (1-2-0)                  0  3  0         CLAN BATTLEAXE       

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHADOW MIST 5638 (3-0-0)               3  3  0         THUNDERSTRIKERS      
BURM N'HAMM 5510 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         MAGIC CITY MAFIA     
MANIC DEPRESSIVE 5529 (0-1-0)          2  3  0         PSYCHOTIC RAGE       

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
QUIP 5668 (0-0-0)                      1  3  0         QUBIT                
SIR VO 5645 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0         SIR AGLIO            
SQUALL 5651 (0-0-0)                    0  3  0         F.F. GREATS