DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/02/2006 Duedate: 05/15/2006
KOLACT ARENA
DM-10 TURN-543
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
QUO VADIS
QUBIT (464)
(10-5683) [15-1-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
QUO VADIS KALASASAYA
QUBIT (464) CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
(10-5683) [15-1-0,134] (10-5765) [1-0-0,20]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SIR BROKE STROKER CYNICA
SIR AGLIO (296) THE MOONDOGS (97)
(10-5623) [16-8-0,92] (10-5730) [8-9-0,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SIR AGLIO (296)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHILDREN OF INTI (539) 54
2. QUBIT (464) 22 SIR AGLIO (296)
3. SIR AGLIO (296) 16 Unchartered Team
4. THE MOONDOGS (97) 12
5. SPRINGBORN (358) 10 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*CHILDREN OF INTI (539) 4 1 3 80.0 1/ 3 SIR AGLIO (296) 9 3 0
2/ 1 SIR AGLIO (296) 754 560 36 57.4 2/ 2 QUBIT (464) 8 1 0
3/ 2 QUBIT (464) 512 425 18 54.6 3/ 1 SPRINGBORN (358) 8 7 1
4/ 0 THE FELLOWSHIP (523) 46 45 7 50.5 4/ 0*CHILDREN OF INTI (539) 4 1 3
5/ 3 SPRINGBORN (358) 442 535 27 45.2 5/ 4 THE MOONDOGS (97) 4 11 0
6/ 4 THE MOONDOGS (97) 291 518 10 36.0 6/ 0 THE FELLOWSHIP (523) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): STELLA ARTOIS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): NORTHERN PALADIN of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): EQUITES VIRTUS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): IZZI'S CORPSE of HOUSE OF RATS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for KOLACT. Like, SPRINGBORN had to be so
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SIR AGLIO! Way to go SIR AGLIO!
What was the name of that team who got 3-0-0 this turn for a total 512-425-18 you
ask? (Sure) QUBIT's their name, and fighting's their game! I talked to CHILDREN OF
INTI's manager before the fights. He said, "We're gonna do good." And look at this:
4-1-3! Psychic, or what! MVP award for KALASASAYA? CHILDREN OF INTI's proud of her
after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 20 points. Talk about yer big time
losers! MR SHRDLU got smashed by QUASIMODO, and lost 7 points! This Duelmaster is
like something else! QUO VADIS stopped ACTAON dead in his tracks! I hear the top
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters
for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff.
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUO VADIS 5683 15 1 0 134 QUBIT (464)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIR ENDER 5721 17 3 1 108 SIR AGLIO (296)
Z 5576 13 6 3 96 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
SIR BROKE STROKER 5623 16 8 0 92 SIR AGLIO (296)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUASIMODO 5684 12 3 1 88 QUBIT (464)
SADIE 5718 13 8 1 84 SPRINGBORN (358)
ACTAON 5648 12 20 0 74 THE MOONDOGS (97)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUIP 5668 14 6 1 65 QUBIT (464)
MR SHRDLU 5742 8 5 0 65 SPRINGBORN (358)
ESTRELLA 5681 11 16 0 61 THE MOONDOGS (97)
SIR COPHAGUS 5723 10 8 1 61 SIR AGLIO (296)
TREEBEARD 5631 12 5 1 60 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CYNICA 5730 8 9 0 46 THE MOONDOGS (97)
MOONDAY 5687 8 19 0 43 THE MOONDOGS (97)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALDO 5763 2 1 0 28 SPRINGBORN (358)
-DEAGOL 5665 6 7 1 26 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
WANDA 5761 3 1 1 26 SPRINGBORN (358)
SARDINE SALLY 5760 3 1 0 26 SPRINGBORN (358)
-BUTTERBUR 5680 6 6 1 25 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
SIR CUMFERENCE 5744 7 2 0 24 SIR AGLIO (296)
FRODO 5686 6 6 0 24 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KALASASAYA 5765 1 0 0 20 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
-QUIESCENT 5734 3 0 0 18 QUBIT (464)
YAMPELLER 5768 1 0 1 14 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
-QWAP, AGAIN 5745 1 0 0 13 QUBIT (464)
CABEZALARGA 5769 1 0 1 10 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
PACARITAMBO 5766 1 0 1 9 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUENQO 5767 0 1 0 1 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 504 0 1 0 1 PACARITAMBO 5766 543 NONE
MORDANT DESERTER 504 0 1 0 1 YAMPELLER 5768 543 NONE
MORDANT DESERTER 504 0 1 0 1 CABEZALARGA 5769 543 NONE
ARISTORKUS 5764 0 3 0 THE MOONDOGS 97 WANDA 5761 543
SYD TUBULAR 5689 13 9 0 SPRINGBORN 358 QUIP 5668 539 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Quo Vadis -- You learned all that from little ole me? Don't know whennnn I've found
a loss so flattering. Oh, those inspirational new strats I'd previously
proclaimed...those weren't them. <grin> -- Sadie
Aristorkus -- How about that tourney? You never know what a fool you can be until
you travel to the tourney. I speak now in the supposition that you haven't been to
the tourney and are not now already a fool. -- Sardine Sally
Sir Cumference -- You off-shore island you, giving the reef an inferiority complex
like that. You better beat it, I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an
office building where you're standing. Ha! -- Wanda
Estrella -- Buck up, lassie. You're well into the far turn, coming around the bend
and heading for the home stretch. Besides, cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a
college education. (SC) No, I don't know what that means. It's supposed to be
ethereal, figure I'll sound intellectually minded. -- Mr. Shrdlu
Sir Broke Stroker -- Ouch, you broke my stroke, sir, and I couldn't get it back. --
Actaon
Mr Shrdlu-O -- I take the O back from you, foul fink! You are no kind of gentleman
and don't DESERVE to have a spare O. -- O-Estrella
Quip -- Yes, yes, no doubt. But I don't have time for that today. I gave one of my
Os to Mr Shrdlu, who clearly needed another vowel, it was stolen by my teammate O-
Estrella in a fit of pique, and I must retrieve it. And since no one seems to be
appreciating it properly, I will KEEP it myself. -- Monoday
Sir Cophagus -- I've been having that kind of problem, too, but mint seems to help.
-- Cynica
Sardine Sally -- You have a bathtub full of FISH? Huh. I had been wondering about
that smell.... -- Aristorkus
Ed. -- O-futures...what a terrible thought! What will this do to our alphabetic
economy? It could become an ecnmy! -- Monoday
As long as the other vowels don't start getting hoarded.... -- Ed.
11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins: I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust. I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action. Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
QUO VADIS devastated ACTAON in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SIR ENDER vanquished SADIE in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
MR SHRDLU was overpowered by QUASIMODO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SIR BROKE STROKER devastated TREEBEARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
Z demolished SIR COPHAGUS in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
QUIP overpowered MOONDAY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CYNICA viciously subdued WALDO in a popular 5 minute gruesome competition.
ESTRELLA vanquished SIR CUMFERENCE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SARDINE SALLY viciously subdued FRODO in a 4 minute gruesome fight.
WANDA slaughtered ARISTORKUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KALASASAYA overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PACARITAMBO slew MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute novice's match.
QUENQO was devastated by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
YAMPELLER murdered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CABEZALARGA killed MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 3 - 1 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 3 - 1 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 8 - 2 64 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 14 - 0 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 7 - 0 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 6 - 2 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 12 - 15 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 543 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK QUO VADIS 5683 15 1 0 134 QUBIT (464)
LUNGING ATTACK SIR ENDER 5721 17 3 1 108 SIR AGLIO (296)
BASHING ATTACK SIR BROKE STROKER 5623 16 8 0 92 SIR AGLIO (296)
SLASHING ATTACK QUIP 5668 14 6 1 65 QUBIT (464)
AIMED BLOW SIR COPHAGUS 5723 10 8 1 61 SIR AGLIO (296)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SIR BROKE STROKER 5623. The most popular warrior
this turn was CYNICA 5730. The ten other most popular fighters were WALDO 5763, SIR
ENDER 5721, SARDINE SALLY 5760, FRODO 5686, QUO VADIS 5683, Z 5576, QUIP 5668,
CABEZALARGA 5769, SIR BROKE STROKER 5623, and ESTRELLA 5681.
The least popular fighter this week was QUENQO 5767. The other ten least popular
fighters were PACARITAMBO 5766, ARISTORKUS 5764, SIR CUMFERENCE 5744, MOONDAY 5687,
SIR COPHAGUS 5723, TREEBEARD 5631, MR SHRDLU 5742, ACTAON 5648, YAMPELLER 5768, and
WANDA 5761.