DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/27/2006 Duedate: 07/10/2006
KOLACT ARENA
DM-10 TURN-547
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
QUO VADIS
QUBIT (464)
(10-5683) [19-1-0,156]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
QUO VADIS NAPOLEON
QUBIT (464) HISTORY BOOKS (483)
(10-5683) [19-1-0,156] (10-5143) [0-1-0,3]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SIR BROKE STROKER WALDO
SIR AGLIO (296) SPRINGBORN (358)
(10-5623) [19-9-0,97] (10-5763) [3-4-0,38]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
QUBIT (464)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPRINGBORN (358) 32
2. INFECTIOUS (372) 19 SIR AGLIO (296)
3. QUBIT (464) 14 Unchartered Team
4. HISTORY BOOKS (483) 3
5. CHILDREN OF INTI (539) 0 HISTORY BOOKS (483)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*CHILDREN OF INTI (539) 12 3 3 80.0 1/ 1 QUBIT (464) 8 1 1
2/ 2 SIR AGLIO (296) 764 566 36 57.4 2/ 3 SIR AGLIO (296) 8 4 0
3/ 3 QUBIT (464) 523 426 19 55.1 3/ 4 THE MOONDOGS (97) 7 8 0
4- 4 THE FELLOWSHIP (523) 49 45 7 52.1 4/ 5 SPRINGBORN (358) 6 9 1
5/ 5 SPRINGBORN (358) 450 547 28 45.1 5- 2*CHILDREN OF INTI (539) 4 1 0
6/ 6 INFECTIOUS (372) 23 29 2 44.2 6- 6 THE FELLOWSHIP (523) 3 0 0
7/ 7 THE MOONDOGS (97) 300 529 10 36.2 7/ 7 INFECTIOUS (372) 1 4 0
8/ 0*HISTORY BOOKS (483) 0 1 0 0.0 8/ 0*HISTORY BOOKS (483) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
KOLACT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-1 is nice,
but don't get cocky, SPRINGBORN, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.
Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see WANDA win a fight and gain 20 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, KHALHUMS DWARF beat SIR ENDER and SIR ENDER lost 10 points.
You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, KOLACT may be getting
bland, as QUO VADIS stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Whoa! I'll even buy SADIE a drink
tonight! Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on hers good
side! And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, MOONDAY of THE MOONDOGS
has added the final loss to his 10-20-0. Tee hee! We're all going to die in the
end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in KOLACT to get a drink than Don Corleone's!
Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.
Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUO VADIS 5683 19 1 0 156 QUBIT (464)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUASIMODO 5684 16 3 1 111 QUBIT (464)
-Z 5576 14 6 3 106 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
SIR BROKE STROKER 5623 19 9 0 97 SIR AGLIO (296)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACTAON 5648 13 23 0 90 THE MOONDOGS (97)
SIR ENDER 5721 19 5 1 87 SIR AGLIO (296)
SADIE 5718 14 11 2 83 SPRINGBORN (358)
-TREEBEARD 5631 13 5 1 82 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
QUIP 5668 17 7 2 77 QUBIT (464)
ESTRELLA 5681 13 18 0 69 THE MOONDOGS (97)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR SHRDLU 5742 9 8 0 61 SPRINGBORN (358)
SARDINE SALLY 5760 6 2 0 57 SPRINGBORN (358)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIR CUMFERENCE 5744 11 2 0 49 SIR AGLIO (296)
SIR COPHAGUS 5723 11 11 1 47 SIR AGLIO (296)
WANDA 5761 5 3 1 46 SPRINGBORN (358)
-JIMMY PLAGUE 3496 4 6 0 40 INFECTIOUS (372)
CYNICA 5730 8 13 0 38 THE MOONDOGS (97)
WALDO 5763 3 4 0 38 SPRINGBORN (358)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FRODO 5686 7 6 0 32 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
-DEAGOL 5665 6 7 1 26 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
-CABEZALARGA 5769 3 0 1 26 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
-BUTTERBUR 5680 6 6 1 25 THE FELLOWSHIP (523)
CALLISTO 5770 4 0 0 25 THE MOONDOGS (97)
-YAMPELLER 5768 3 0 1 25 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PACARITAMBO 5766 3 0 1 22 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
LAUGHTER 5401 1 2 0 19 INFECTIOUS (372)
-QUIESCENT 5734 3 0 0 18 QUBIT (464)
-KALASASAYA 5765 2 1 0 15 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
-QWAP, AGAIN 5745 1 0 0 13 QUBIT (464)
-QUENQO 5767 1 2 0 8 CHILDREN OF INTI (539)
NAPOLEON 5143 0 1 0 3 HISTORY BOOKS (483)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WURM KIN 529 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 SADIE 5718 547 NONE
PUSS 5771 0 1 0 INFECTIOUS 372 BANDIT PRINCE 527 547 NONE
MOONDAY 5687 10 21 0 THE MOONDOGS 97 QUIP 5668 547
ARISTORKUS 5764 0 3 0 THE MOONDOGS 97 WANDA 5761 543 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Just not my naturally gabby self this cycle. But I'm getting over it. --
Still
Quasimodo -- You're ugly and not NORMAL, and this is BAD. And then you defeated me,
and this is REALLY BAD. Damn. -- Actaon
Sir Cophagus -- No! I'm not ready for one of those. -- Estrella
P.S. Besides, if--and that's a big IF--I ever DO need one, I want something really
CLASSY. Marble, at least, not a crummy old hollowed-out log.
Wald- -- HA-O! I-o got-o it back-o from yu! -- Mnoday-O
This vowel napping certainly does confuse things, doesn't it? -- Ed.
Sir Cumference -- If you're making a crack about my waist, you can FORGET it. I
never waste anything. -- Cynica
Laughter -- Bwa-ha-ha! -- Callisto
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SADIE butchered WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
PUSS was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
QUO VADIS defeated ACTAON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Title duel.
QUASIMODO overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIR ENDER was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
SIR BROKE STROKER overpowered ESTRELLA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
QUIP slaughtered MOONDAY in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
MR SHRDLU defeated CYNICA in a 1 minute gory expert's duel.
WALDO was outlasted by SIR CUMFERENCE in a action packed 13 minute match.
SARDINE SALLY beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
SIR COPHAGUS was bested by WANDA in a 2 minute conflict.
LAUGHTER bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's battle.
CALLISTO bested NAPOLEON in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 2 - 1 89 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 3 - 1 79 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 15 - 1 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 10 - 2 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 2 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 18 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 547 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK QUO VADIS 5683 19 1 0 156 QUBIT (464)
LUNGING ATTACK QUASIMODO 5684 16 3 1 111 QUBIT (464)
BASHING ATTACK SIR BROKE STROKER 5623 19 9 0 97 SIR AGLIO (296)
SLASHING ATTACK QUIP 5668 17 7 2 77 QUBIT (464)
WALL OF STEEL SARDINE SALLY 5760 6 2 0 57 SPRINGBORN (358)
TOTAL PARRY SIR CUMFERENCE 5744 11 2 0 49 SIR AGLIO (296)
PARRY-STRIKE WANDA 5761 5 3 1 46 SPRINGBORN (358)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SIR BROKE STROKER 5623. The most popular warrior
this turn was WALDO 5763. The ten other most popular fighters were SIR ENDER 5721,
WANDA 5761, QUO VADIS 5683, SIR BROKE STROKER 5623, SADIE 5718, QUASIMODO 5684, MR
SHRDLU 5742, LAUGHTER 5401, QUIP 5668, and SARDINE SALLY 5760.
The least popular fighter this week was SIR CUMFERENCE 5744. The other ten least
popular fighters were CYNICA 5730, MOONDAY 5687, ACTAON 5648, PUSS 5771, NAPOLEON
5143, SIR COPHAGUS 5723, ESTRELLA 5681, CALLISTO 5770, SARDINE SALLY 5760, and QUIP
5668.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
QUO VADIS (10-5683) QUBIT (464)