DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/22/2006 Duedate: 09/04/2006
KOLACT ARENA
DM-10 TURN-551
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHIEF GREASY HAIR
CON MANCHIES (459)
(10-4686) [11-3-1,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHIEF GREASY HAIR NAPOLEON
CON MANCHIES (459) HISTORY BOOKS (483)
(10-4686) [11-3-1,103] (10-5143) [1-2-0,13]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
QUIP WALDO
QUBIT (464) SPRINGBORN (358)
(10-5668) [19-9-2,78] (10-5763) [5-6-0,78]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
QUBIT (464)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPRINGBORN (358) 62
2. CON MANCHIES (459) 34 CON MANCHIES (459)
3. INFECTIOUS (372) 12 Unchartered Team
4. SIR AGLIO (296) 11
5. HISTORY BOOKS (483) 9 HISTORY BOOKS (483)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 CON MANCHIES (459) 12 5 1 70.6 1/ 1 QUBIT (464) 7 2 0
2/ 1 SIR AGLIO (296) 773 569 37 57.6 2/ 2 SIR AGLIO (296) 6 2 0
3/ 2 QUBIT (464) 531 430 19 55.3 3/ 4 SPRINGBORN (358) 6 9 0
4/ 4 INFECTIOUS (372) 25 30 2 45.5 4/ 3 THE MOONDOGS (97) 2 12 0
5/ 3 SPRINGBORN (358) 458 559 28 45.0 5/ 0 CON MANCHIES (459) 1 0 0
6/ 5 THE MOONDOGS (97) 305 542 10 36.0 6/ 6*HISTORY BOOKS (483) 1 0 0
7/ 6*HISTORY BOOKS (483) 1 2 0 33.3 7/ 5 INFECTIOUS (372) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
KOLACT. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for SARDINE SALLY, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after
mashing QUIP like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a basher in
the top ten was ESTRELLA, who dropped 17 points after a disappointing (to say the
least) bout with SADIE. In front of all the crowds, CHIEF GREASY HAIR took the
Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Can you believe they are
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Remember: alliances are great,
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KOLACT have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHIEF GREASY HAIR 4686 11 3 1 103 CON MANCHIES (459)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SADIE 5718 15 14 2 94 SPRINGBORN (358)
SARDINE SALLY 5760 8 4 0 91 SPRINGBORN (358)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUIP 5668 19 9 2 78 QUBIT (464)
WALDO 5763 5 6 0 78 SPRINGBORN (358)
QUASIMODO 5684 18 5 1 76 QUBIT (464)
ESTRELLA 5681 15 20 0 73 THE MOONDOGS (97)
ACTAON 5648 14 26 0 68 THE MOONDOGS (97)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIR COPHAGUS 5723 14 12 1 63 SIR AGLIO (296)
WANDA 5761 8 4 1 63 SPRINGBORN (358)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIR CUMFERENCE 5744 14 3 0 55 SIR AGLIO (296)
CYNICA 5730 9 16 0 43 THE MOONDOGS (97)
-JIMMY PLAGUE 3496 4 6 0 40 INFECTIOUS (372)
LAUGHTER 5401 3 3 0 40 INFECTIOUS (372)
CALLISTO 5770 5 3 0 35 THE MOONDOGS (97)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUIZNOS 5773 3 0 0 24 QUBIT (464)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-QUIESCENT 5734 3 0 0 18 QUBIT (464)
NAPOLEON 5143 1 2 0 13 HISTORY BOOKS (483)
-QWAP, AGAIN 5745 1 0 0 13 QUBIT (464)
-WIPES WITH HAND 4685 1 2 0 5 CON MANCHIES (459)
TIUSDAY 5785 0 2 0 2 THE MOONDOGS (97)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MOONDAY 5687 10 21 0 THE MOONDOGS 97 QUIP 5668 547 NOT REVE
BLANKITY BLANK 5786 0 1 0 SPRINGBORN 358 SPYMASTER 524 551 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Actaon -- I don't think I can hit any harder...but I can try. <grin> Maybe a bigger
hitter's in order. -- Sardine Sally
Quip -- How'd you do that? You shouldn't be able to do that. I'll have to talk to
the boss about firing up the jets another notch or two. Get both engines really
blasting. Look you up on the flip-side when I'm shining. -- Waldo
Cynica -- "Wonderfull" I'm thinking about monikerizing up to "Wanda the Wonderfull".
Or maybe "Wanda the Wicked". OOOooooOOooo...... -- Wanda
Quasimodo -- Somehow, I'm not surprised you sneaked in and won that. Way to go!
Write a column. -- Estrella, very glad not to be writing a column herself (I have
trouble with the columnar form and usually end up with a pediment instead)
Sardine Sally -- You came out onto the sands, and I said to myself, "There's
something fishy about that woman." And by golly, I was right! It's your tendency to
squeeze yourself into small spaces, crowding others closely, I think. -- Actaon
P.S. Not to mention the oil.
Wanda -- I suspect, and call me cynical if you must but at your own risk, that there
is a "wand" concealed about you somewhere. That performance was, after all, nearly
magical. -- Cynica, grudgingly accepting her loss
Sir Cumference -- And around and around we go. Again. -- Callisto
Quiznos -- Don't think it will always be that easy! You have the experience edge
over me, but I'll CATCH UP. -- Tiusday
P.S. Not many people could make me feel short, but you managed.
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLANKITY BLANK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
QUASIMODO was devastated by CHIEF GREASY HAIR in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
WANDA was demolished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ESTRELLA was devastated by SADIE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
QUIP was defeated by SARDINE SALLY in a 2 minute match.
ACTAON was bested by WALDO in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
SIR COPHAGUS overpowered CALLISTO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SIR CUMFERENCE outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a 13 minute competition.
CYNICA lost to LAUGHTER in a 1 minute duel.
NAPOLEON vanquished TIUSDAY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
QUIZNOS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 3 - 1 81 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 3 - 1 79 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 10 - 2 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 20 - 2 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 551 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CHIEF GREASY HAIR 4686 11 3 1 103 CON MANCHIES (459)
WALL OF STEEL SARDINE SALLY 5760 8 4 0 91 SPRINGBORN (358)
SLASHING ATTACK QUIP 5668 19 9 2 78 QUBIT (464)
AIMED BLOW SIR COPHAGUS 5723 14 12 1 63 SIR AGLIO (296)
PARRY-STRIKE WANDA 5761 8 4 1 63 SPRINGBORN (358)
TOTAL PARRY SIR CUMFERENCE 5744 14 3 0 55 SIR AGLIO (296)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is QUIP 5668. The most popular warrior this turn was
WALDO 5763. The ten other most popular fighters were SARDINE SALLY 5760, CHIEF
GREASY HAIR 4686, QUIP 5668, SIR COPHAGUS 5723, LAUGHTER 5401, QUIZNOS 5773,
QUASIMODO 5684, SADIE 5718, NAPOLEON 5143, and BLANKITY BLANK 5786.
The least popular fighter this week was SIR CUMFERENCE 5744. The other ten least
popular fighters were TIUSDAY 5785, CYNICA 5730, CALLISTO 5770, ACTAON 5648, ESTRELLA
5681, WANDA 5761, BLANKITY BLANK 5786, NAPOLEON 5143, SADIE 5718, and QUASIMODO 5684.