DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/20/2007    Duedate: 04/02/2007

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-566

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WALDO
SPRINGBORN (358)
(10-5763) [12-14-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WALDO                          POSITION IS EMPTY
SPRINGBORN (358)               
(10-5763) [12-14-0,113]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WANDA                          WALDO
SPRINGBORN (358)               SPRINGBORN (358)
(10-5761) [15-12-1,92]         (10-5763) [12-14-0,113]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MOONDOGS (97)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPRINGBORN (358)            23
2. THE MOONDOGS (97)           14      SIR AGLIO (296)
3. SIR AGLIO (296)              8      Unchartered Team
4. VIKINGS (34)                 0
5. THE HAUNTED (541)            0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SIR AGLIO (296)          792 580 38 57.7   1/ 2 THE MOONDOGS (97)         9  6 0
 2/ 2 QUBIT (464)              546 440 19 55.4   2/ 1 SPRINGBORN (358)          7  7 0
 3- 3 VIKINGS (34)             152 139 11 52.2   3/ 3 SIR AGLIO (296)           4  2 0
 4/ 4 SPRINGBORN (358)         493 598 30 45.2   4- 4 VIKINGS (34)              2  0 0
 5/ 5 THE MOONDOGS (97)        345 577 11 37.4   5- 5*THE HAUNTED (541)         1  2 0
 6- 6*THE HAUNTED (541)          5   9  1 35.7   6/ 6 QUBIT (464)               0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Sir Cophagus -- Wanda's envious green shade is a perfect St Paddy's day kickoff.  And
while I normally refer to her as "that waste of smelling salts" somehow being
Duelmaster wouldn't have the same fa-zaz without her to dangle it in front of.  So
lets hear it for Wanda...long may she eat my dust.  Shhh, here she comes, I gotta
strut...casually. -- Waldo, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  KOLACT needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, SPRINGBORN, 
but THE MOONDOGS was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for SIR COPHAGUS?  SIR 
AGLIO's proud of him after beating CYNICA and getting 11 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  CYNICA got smashed by SIR COPHAGUS, and lost 8 points!  Don't you think 
the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think WALDO should let SIR CUMFERENCE be 
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All KOLACT ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  KOLACT is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALDO 5763                   12  14  0   113       SPRINGBORN (358)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR COPHAGUS 5723            24  17  2   101       SIR AGLIO (296)
 WANDA 5761                   15  12  1    92       SPRINGBORN (358)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR CUMFERENCE 5744          23   9  0    88       SIR AGLIO (296)
 CYNICA 5730                  15  25  0    82       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BORO 888                     10   8  2    66       VIKINGS (34)
 MOTHBALL 5796                 7   5  1    64       SPRINGBORN (358)
 QUIZNOS 5773                 11   7  0    60       QUBIT (464)
 LIRVEL MOORN 5792             9   4  1    60       THE MOONDOGS (97)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CIRIC 970                     7   2  2    40       VIKINGS (34)
-KILIMANJARO 366               2   1  0    39       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHAGAN 1126                   7   2  0    33       VIKINGS (34)
 NESTOR ORDH 5793              6   7  0    32       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 PERSEA QUELL 5807             3   1  0    24       THE MOONDOGS (97)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKYHAWK 1228                  2   0  0    23       VIKINGS (34)
-QUIESCENT 5734                3   0  0    18       QUBIT (464)
 ICARUS 5809                   2   0  0    16       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-GRIMSTONE 5782                1   0  0    15       THE HAUNTED (541)
-QWAP, AGAIN 5745              1   0  0    13       QUBIT (464)
-SEVADE 5790                   2   1  1     8       THE HAUNTED (541)
-VORTAS 5789                   2   1  0     7       THE HAUNTED (541)
 DAWN 5810                     0   1  0     1       SPRINGBORN (358)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SLOW-JOE 5808          0  1 0 SPRINGBORN 358        SHEWISH GIANT 523     566 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cynica -- That wasn't in the script.  I need to get my clobberer checked. -- Mothball

Quiznos -- Did you see that strutting pop-n-jay?  Going to start bursting buttons
pretty soon, he's so blown up with himself.  ...Waldo!  That's who. -- Wanda

Mothball -- (sneezing)  What's that supposed to be for?  You do realize, don't you,
that the only way a mothball can deter a moth is if you throw it and hit the darned
moth squarely in the head with it.  Or roundly in the head, depending, I suppose. --
Cynica
P.S.  And *I* am not a "motheaten" old fossil, you know!

The Userous Merchant?  Get serious here! -- Lirvel Moorn

Mordant Deserter, is he?  More like a Mordant Outcast, if you ask me. -- Nestor Ordh

Have you ever asked yourself, Why does this Beggar Persist?  It's got to be one of
the mysteries of Life in Alastari. -- Persea Quell

Should I have laughed?  I mean, he was bleeding, and I thought that the situation
called for a solemn front, you know?  But if laughing is the right thing, then I'll
laugh.  I want to do all this stuff correctly. -- Icarus

Kilimanjaro -- Oh, SOUTHERN Vikings.  I see!  Thanks. -- Nestor Ordh
P.S.  I can claim whatever I want?  SERIOUSLY?  Well, ahem, I've got a list here...
starting with that cool helm you're wearing.

Chagan -- I have no desire to claim a bout.  Too uncomfortable. -- Nestor Ordh

Waldo -- If that's what makes your socks roll up and down. -- Lirvel Moorn

Sally?  Sardine Sally?  (shakes the shell and puts it back to his ear)  Salllly?
Darn, all I can hear is the sound of waves rushing back and forth.  (straightens
abruptly)  Tell me that doesn't mean she drowned on her way to the Mainland! --
Actaon the worried

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLOW-JOE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WALDO viciously subdued SIR CUMFERENCE in a 6 minute veteran's Title duel.
WANDA overpowered QUIZNOS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CYNICA was devastated by SIR COPHAGUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOTHBALL was luckily beaten by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute competition.
LIRVEL MOORN devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NESTOR ORDH devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
PERSEA QUELL overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ICARUS won victory over DAWN in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   3 -  0      79  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   6 -  1      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  11 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |

Turn 566 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SIR COPHAGUS 5723          24  17  2  101 SIR AGLIO (296)
PARRY-STRIKE     WANDA 5761                 15  12  1   92 SPRINGBORN (358)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR CUMFERENCE 5744        23   9  0   88 SIR AGLIO (296)
BASHING ATTACK   MOTHBALL 5796               7   5  1   64 SPRINGBORN (358)
SLASHING ATTACK  LIRVEL MOORN 5792           9   4  1   60 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WANDA 5761.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WALDO 5763.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOTHBALL 5796, NESTOR ORDH 
5793, SIR COPHAGUS 5723, ICARUS 5809, SIR CUMFERENCE 5744, WANDA 5761, LIRVEL MOORN 
5792, PERSEA QUELL 5807, DAWN 5810, and SLOW-JOE 5808.

The least popular fighter this week was CYNICA 5730.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were QUIZNOS 5773, SLOW-JOE 5808, DAWN 5810, PERSEA QUELL 5807, LIRVEL MOORN 
5792, WANDA 5761, SIR CUMFERENCE 5744, ICARUS 5809, SIR COPHAGUS 5723, and NESTOR 
ORDH 5793.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SIR COPHAGUS (10-5723) SIR AGLIO (296)