DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/20/2007 Duedate: 04/02/2007 KOLACT ARENA DM-10 TURN-566 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WALDO SPRINGBORN (358) (10-5763) [12-14-0,113] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WALDO POSITION IS EMPTY SPRINGBORN (358) (10-5763) [12-14-0,113] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite WANDA WALDO SPRINGBORN (358) SPRINGBORN (358) (10-5761) [15-12-1,92] (10-5763) [12-14-0,113] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE MOONDOGS (97) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SPRINGBORN (358) 23 2. THE MOONDOGS (97) 14 SIR AGLIO (296) 3. SIR AGLIO (296) 8 Unchartered Team 4. VIKINGS (34) 0 5. THE HAUNTED (541) 0 (-1) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 SIR AGLIO (296) 792 580 38 57.7 1/ 2 THE MOONDOGS (97) 9 6 0 2/ 2 QUBIT (464) 546 440 19 55.4 2/ 1 SPRINGBORN (358) 7 7 0 3- 3 VIKINGS (34) 152 139 11 52.2 3/ 3 SIR AGLIO (296) 4 2 0 4/ 4 SPRINGBORN (358) 493 598 30 45.2 4- 4 VIKINGS (34) 2 0 0 5/ 5 THE MOONDOGS (97) 345 577 11 37.4 5- 5*THE HAUNTED (541) 1 2 0 6- 6*THE HAUNTED (541) 5 9 1 35.7 6/ 6 QUBIT (464) 0 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Sir Cophagus -- Wanda's envious green shade is a perfect St Paddy's day kickoff. And while I normally refer to her as "that waste of smelling salts" somehow being Duelmaster wouldn't have the same fa-zaz without her to dangle it in front of. So lets hear it for Wanda...long may she eat my dust. Shhh, here she comes, I gotta strut...casually. -- Waldo, Duelmaster SPY REPORT I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit the road, Debby Tonte. KOLACT needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, SPRINGBORN, but THE MOONDOGS was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for SIR COPHAGUS? SIR AGLIO's proud of him after beating CYNICA and getting 11 points. Talk about yer big time losers! CYNICA got smashed by SIR COPHAGUS, and lost 8 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think WALDO should let SIR CUMFERENCE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me! AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All KOLACT ever talks about is fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I gotta leave. KOLACT is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WALDO 5763 12 14 0 113 SPRINGBORN (358) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SIR COPHAGUS 5723 24 17 2 101 SIR AGLIO (296) WANDA 5761 15 12 1 92 SPRINGBORN (358) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SIR CUMFERENCE 5744 23 9 0 88 SIR AGLIO (296) CYNICA 5730 15 25 0 82 THE MOONDOGS (97) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BORO 888 10 8 2 66 VIKINGS (34) MOTHBALL 5796 7 5 1 64 SPRINGBORN (358) QUIZNOS 5773 11 7 0 60 QUBIT (464) LIRVEL MOORN 5792 9 4 1 60 THE MOONDOGS (97) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CIRIC 970 7 2 2 40 VIKINGS (34) -KILIMANJARO 366 2 1 0 39 VIKINGS (34) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CHAGAN 1126 7 2 0 33 VIKINGS (34) NESTOR ORDH 5793 6 7 0 32 THE MOONDOGS (97) PERSEA QUELL 5807 3 1 0 24 THE MOONDOGS (97) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SKYHAWK 1228 2 0 0 23 VIKINGS (34) -QUIESCENT 5734 3 0 0 18 QUBIT (464) ICARUS 5809 2 0 0 16 THE MOONDOGS (97) -GRIMSTONE 5782 1 0 0 15 THE HAUNTED (541) -QWAP, AGAIN 5745 1 0 0 13 QUBIT (464) -SEVADE 5790 2 1 1 8 THE HAUNTED (541) -VORTAS 5789 2 1 0 7 THE HAUNTED (541) DAWN 5810 0 1 0 1 SPRINGBORN (358) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? SLOW-JOE 5808 0 1 0 SPRINGBORN 358 SHEWISH GIANT 523 566 NONE PERSONAL ADS Cynica -- That wasn't in the script. I need to get my clobberer checked. -- Mothball Quiznos -- Did you see that strutting pop-n-jay? Going to start bursting buttons pretty soon, he's so blown up with himself. ...Waldo! That's who. -- Wanda Mothball -- (sneezing) What's that supposed to be for? You do realize, don't you, that the only way a mothball can deter a moth is if you throw it and hit the darned moth squarely in the head with it. Or roundly in the head, depending, I suppose. -- Cynica P.S. And *I* am not a "motheaten" old fossil, you know! The Userous Merchant? Get serious here! -- Lirvel Moorn Mordant Deserter, is he? More like a Mordant Outcast, if you ask me. -- Nestor Ordh Have you ever asked yourself, Why does this Beggar Persist? It's got to be one of the mysteries of Life in Alastari. -- Persea Quell Should I have laughed? I mean, he was bleeding, and I thought that the situation called for a solemn front, you know? But if laughing is the right thing, then I'll laugh. I want to do all this stuff correctly. -- Icarus Kilimanjaro -- Oh, SOUTHERN Vikings. I see! Thanks. -- Nestor Ordh P.S. I can claim whatever I want? SERIOUSLY? Well, ahem, I've got a list here... starting with that cool helm you're wearing. Chagan -- I have no desire to claim a bout. Too uncomfortable. -- Nestor Ordh Waldo -- If that's what makes your socks roll up and down. -- Lirvel Moorn Sally? Sardine Sally? (shakes the shell and puts it back to his ear) Salllly? Darn, all I can hear is the sound of waves rushing back and forth. (straightens abruptly) Tell me that doesn't mean she drowned on her way to the Mainland! -- Actaon the worried LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SLOW-JOE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. WALDO viciously subdued SIR CUMFERENCE in a 6 minute veteran's Title duel. WANDA overpowered QUIZNOS in a 1 minute mismatched duel. CYNICA was devastated by SIR COPHAGUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. MOTHBALL was luckily beaten by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute competition. LIRVEL MOORN devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. NESTOR ORDH devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. PERSEA QUELL overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven melee. ICARUS won victory over DAWN in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |PARRY-STRIKE 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 3 - 0 79 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 6 - 1 68 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 - 0 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 12 - 0 48 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 12 - 0 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 1 48 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 | Turn 566 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW SIR COPHAGUS 5723 24 17 2 101 SIR AGLIO (296) PARRY-STRIKE WANDA 5761 15 12 1 92 SPRINGBORN (358) TOTAL PARRY SIR CUMFERENCE 5744 23 9 0 88 SIR AGLIO (296) BASHING ATTACK MOTHBALL 5796 7 5 1 64 SPRINGBORN (358) SLASHING ATTACK LIRVEL MOORN 5792 9 4 1 60 THE MOONDOGS (97) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is WANDA 5761. The most popular warrior this turn was WALDO 5763. The ten other most popular fighters were MOTHBALL 5796, NESTOR ORDH 5793, SIR COPHAGUS 5723, ICARUS 5809, SIR CUMFERENCE 5744, WANDA 5761, LIRVEL MOORN 5792, PERSEA QUELL 5807, DAWN 5810, and SLOW-JOE 5808. The least popular fighter this week was CYNICA 5730. The other ten least popular fighters were QUIZNOS 5773, SLOW-JOE 5808, DAWN 5810, PERSEA QUELL 5807, LIRVEL MOORN 5792, WANDA 5761, SIR CUMFERENCE 5744, ICARUS 5809, SIR COPHAGUS 5723, and NESTOR ORDH 5793. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: SIR COPHAGUS (10-5723) SIR AGLIO (296)