DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/12/2007 Duedate: 06/25/2007
KOLACT ARENA
DM-10 TURN-572
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SIR CUMFERENCE
SIR AGLIO (296)
(10-5744) [26-12-0,90]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SIR CUMFERENCE POSITION IS EMPTY
SIR AGLIO (296)
(10-5744) [26-12-0,90]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CYNICA CYNICA
THE MOONDOGS (97) THE MOONDOGS (97)
(10-5730) [17-29-0,83] (10-5730) [17-29-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MOONDOGS (97)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MOONDOGS (97) 19
2. SIR AGLIO (296) 5 SIR AGLIO (296)
3. JGW BIO WARFARE (536) 0 Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE KNIGHTS (441) 0
5. QUBIT (464) -10 GRIJALVAS (461)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*DARQUE KNIGHTS (441) 5 1 1 83.3 1/ 2 THE MOONDOGS (97) 8 7 0
2/ 2 SIR AGLIO (296) 797 584 38 57.7 2/ 1 SPRINGBORN (358) 6 9 0
3/ 3 QUBIT (464) 549 443 19 55.3 3/ 3 SIR AGLIO (296) 4 0 0
4- 4*JGW BIO WARFARE (536) 1 1 1 50.0 4- 5*DARQUE KNIGHTS (441) 1 0 0
5/ 5 SPRINGBORN (358) 513 608 32 45.8 5- 6*JGW BIO WARFARE (536) 1 1 1
6/ 6 THE MOONDOGS (97) 360 592 11 37.8 6/ 4 QUBIT (464) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
All -- Annnnd that's a wrap! Many thanks to the Kolact Ladies' Auxiliary for this
bon-voyage buffet. I like the short spear shaped scones particularly. *ahem* It's
been inspirational being your Duelmistress. Defending the throne, receiving my due,
but I must be off to the Isle for to defend more than just Kolact but the whole of
Alastari with my unique abilities. That old corruptor old funky-hunky Waldo has
probably regressed the preparedness and skill levels of said defenders through his
corrupting life-style and larcenous ways, so it will be up to me to bring the true
professionalism side of the parry striker style back home to my new home. -- Wanda,
Duelmistress, Lady Protector
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Nothing is certain in KOLACT, with changing loyalties, changing
Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--THE MOONDOGS. THE MOONDOGS had cause
to celebrate, after PERSEA QUELL got 20 points by beating VETERAN MERCENARY. Win
some, lose some. Speaking of which, LIRVEL MOORN was winsome, after beating QUIZNOS
and seeing him lose 10 points. Well, Duelmaster WANDA Dark Arena Challenged DARK
ARENA's BLACK ORC. Is a 20-12-1 good enough? The crowds were amazed this turn, as
BLACK ORC killed the Duelmaster, WANDA, leaving SPRINGBORN in mourning. The audience
got their money's worth, as they witnessed SIR CUMFERENCE attain the throne at the
cost of WANDA's life! Word has it one team in KOLACT is taking speech lessons to try
to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas?
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen
into an unconscious stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in KOLACT is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. KOLACT, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at
Don Corleone's. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIR CUMFERENCE 5744 26 12 0 90 SIR AGLIO (296)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIRVEL MOORN 5792 12 7 1 88 THE MOONDOGS (97)
CYNICA 5730 17 29 0 83 THE MOONDOGS (97)
PERSEA QUELL 5807 8 2 0 82 THE MOONDOGS (97)
QUIZNOS 5773 14 10 0 75 QUBIT (464)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAWN 5810 5 2 1 58 SPRINGBORN (358)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NESTOR ORDH 5793 9 10 0 38 THE MOONDOGS (97)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUFFALO BOB 5816 5 1 0 29 SPRINGBORN (358)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ICARUS 5809 4 4 0 20 THE MOONDOGS (97)
-QUIESCENT 5734 3 0 0 18 QUBIT (464)
SIR TIFIABLE 5825 2 0 0 15 SIR AGLIO (296)
-QWAP, AGAIN 5745 1 0 0 13 QUBIT (464)
-BARON BLOOD 4491 3 1 0 11 DARQUE KNIGHTS (441)
-ENDOPLASMIC 5737 1 0 1 11 JGW BIO WARFARE (536)
-ROCKO 4492 2 0 1 10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (441)
-NUCLEUS 5735 0 1 0 7 JGW BIO WARFARE (536)
BAYFRONT BETTY 5829 0 1 0 1 SPRINGBORN (358)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WANDA 5761 20 13 1 SPRINGBORN 358 BLACK ORC 522 572 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
IMOGENE 5828 0 2 0 SPRINGBORN 358 DARK CHAMPION 526 572 NONE
THE KRAKEN 5826 0 1 0 SPRINGBORN 358 ENDOPLASMIC 5737 570
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Wanda, PS 12(+1)-6-9-17-11-13-17 SS MD/VL. Hmmm...can't recall the last time
I had a fighter rate in all six categories. Didn't master in any of them, jack-of-
all-trades and all that. But did see riposting as a leg up. -- Still, the Distiller
Lirvel Moorn -- Did you notice that "back-attcha" learn? Few more of those
and...there's a scary thought. -- Dawn
Icarus -- Brought me down to earth. Those stratospheric rises have their price.
Such azzz...all of a sudden I'd apparently outpaced my base. -- Buffalo Bob
Cynica -- This is not a good thing.
Nestor Ordh -- Misdirection is a magicians (and a warriors) friend. Flattered though
I was. -- Dawn
Qwap, Again -- Even though I don't run here, every two weeks I look at the fight
results for this arena and wonder: Is this the turn that Qwap, Again" is going to
fight for the 2nd time?" For 36 turns I have been dissappointed. Kolact has not
seen an innovative fighter such as yourself since Turn 235. It's time for an encore!
-- Manager (A secret fan)
Sir Cumference -- Do you ever wish for other opponents, or is the lack of surprise to
be found in "old familiar faces" your favorite flavor? -- Cynica
Dawn -- Way too early for me to get up. How about if we both sleep in today? --
Lirvel Moorn
Captured Orc? But I don't want an orc. Although... he is a fine figure of a man.
And it's okay that he doesn't like hospitals, neither do I! Something in common
right there. Hmm. -- Persea Quell
Oh, heck, the Userous Merchant. But the check is in the mail! -- Nestor Rodh
P.S. Really!
Buffalo Bob...won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight...but
with that blow to the knee, you won't be dancing. -- Icarus
P.S. And you wouldn't be dancing with me anyway. I don't do that unisex stuff.
Dawn -- (earnestly) Count on me any time, ma'am. -- Nestor Ordh
Our congratulations to Wanda the Wonderful. -- the Moondogs
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WANDA was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
IMOGENE was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
QUIZNOS was subdued by LIRVEL MOORN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SIR CUMFERENCE bested CYNICA in a popular 6 minute veteran's Title contest.
PERSEA QUELL demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NESTOR ORDH was overpowered by DAWN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ICARUS was unbelievably bested by BUFFALO BOB in a 2 minute competition.
SIR TIFIABLE outlasted BAYFRONT BETTY in a crowd boring 11 minute beginner's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 4 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 5 - 1 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 10 - 1 66 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 572 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SIR CUMFERENCE 5744 26 12 0 90 SIR AGLIO (296)
SLASHING ATTACK LIRVEL MOORN 5792 12 7 1 88 THE MOONDOGS (97)
BASHING ATTACK QUIZNOS 5773 14 10 0 75 QUBIT (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CYNICA 5730. The most popular warrior this turn was
CYNICA 5730. The ten other most popular fighters were PERSEA QUELL 5807, ICARUS
5809, QUIZNOS 5773, LIRVEL MOORN 5792, DAWN 5810, BUFFALO BOB 5816, NESTOR ORDH 5793,
IMOGENE 5828, SIR CUMFERENCE 5744, and BAYFRONT BETTY 5829.
The least popular fighter this week was SIR TIFIABLE 5825. The other ten least
popular fighters were BAYFRONT BETTY 5829, SIR CUMFERENCE 5744, IMOGENE 5828, NESTOR
ORDH 5793, BUFFALO BOB 5816, DAWN 5810, LIRVEL MOORN 5792, QUIZNOS 5773, ICARUS 5809,
and PERSEA QUELL 5807.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
WANDA (10-5761) SPRINGBORN (358)