DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/18/2008    Duedate: 03/31/2008

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-592

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ICARUS
THE MOONDOGS (97)
(10-5809) [16-12-0,88]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ICARUS                         N.I.B.
THE MOONDOGS (97)              SABBATH (545)
(10-5809) [16-12-0,88]         (10-5860) [4-1-1,59]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NESTOR ORDH                    IRON MAN
THE MOONDOGS (97)              SABBATH (545)
(10-5793) [20-19-0,79]         (10-5856) [3-1-0,17]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SABBATH (545)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SABBATH (545)               25
2. KOLACT KOLLISION (546)       0      THE MOONDOGS (97)
3. THE MOONDOGS (97)          -11      Unchartered Team

                                       SABBATH (545)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SABBATH (545)             18   4  2 81.8   1/ 1*SABBATH (545)            10  4 0
 2- 2*KOLACT KOLLISION (546)     2   3  1 40.0   2/ 2 THE MOONDOGS (97)         9  6 0
 3/ 3 THE MOONDOGS (97)        416 636 11 39.5   3- 3*KOLACT KOLLISION (546)    2  3 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 592): FEYEVER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 474): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 600): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 596): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 595): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 599): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 596): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 591): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 582): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 581): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 555): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 532): VIRTUOS VIXEN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 481): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 474): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 592): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 474): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 600): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 596): F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 595): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 599): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 596): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 591): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 582): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 581): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 555): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 532): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 481): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 474) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 592): FEYEVER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                            BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            MISS TEAK of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 599): FORLORN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 581): ZIGGY WOLFSBANE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 555): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 532): VIRTUOS VIXEN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 481): ENDLESS WATCH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     The Venomous Concubine.  I have nothing against her personally, she's certainly
a good looker if somewhat on the snappish side in her personality.  But as a title
match, it leaves something to be desired.

                                    Nestor Ordh

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KOLACT?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see WARPIG win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, REESE SILEEN beat 
DIO and DIO lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Our last turn's Duelmaster has 
lost, folks, lost to CONVICTED ASSASSIN, and NESTOR ORDH has made the way for a new 
Duelmaster!  With NESTOR ORDH clearing the throne, THE MOONDOGS of ICARUS takes a 
proud seat as KOLACT's new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition points.  Don 
Corleone's, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From KOLACT's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
KOLACT, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  THE MOONDOGS the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like SABBATH avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  
LUNAR COYOTE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for KOLACT's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in KOLACT to get a drink than Don Corleone's!  
Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  
Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ICARUS 5809                  16  12  0    88       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NESTOR ORDH 5793             20  19  0    79       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 N.I.B. 5860                   4   1  1    59       SABBATH (545)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OZZY 5857                     3   1  0    51       SABBATH (545)
 WARPIG 5858                   5   0  1    42       SABBATH (545)
 REESE SILEEN 5852             7   1  0    40       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUNAR COYOTE 5849             7   3  0    24       THE MOONDOGS (97)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIO 5859                      3   1  0    19       SABBATH (545)
 IRON MAN 5856                 3   1  0    17       SABBATH (545)
-COLLECTS THE RENT 5862        1   0  1    17       KOLACT KOLLISION (546)
-THE PARTY CRASHER 5863        1   0  0    15       KOLACT KOLLISION (546)
 PEN UMBROIL 5855              2   4  0    10       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-THE HEART BREAKER 5865        0   1  0     1       KOLACT KOLLISION (546)
-REVERSE THE CURSE 5861        0   1  0     1       KOLACT KOLLISION (546)
-ACCIDENTS HAPPEN 5864         0   1  0     1       KOLACT KOLLISION (546)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

N.I.B. -- Tchah.  You WOULD go and LOOM over me, wouldn't you?  It bugs me.  It
messes up my concentration, or I would have had your knees. -- Reese Sileen

Iron Man -- This rainy weather must be hard for you.  All that risk of rust, you
know, making the joints grind and stick.  Heck, mine do it without the iron. -- Pen
Umbroil

Did you know we imported our Kung-Fu Master from Xochithlan?  And he still isn't as
good as me. -- Icarus

Ozzy -- Not today.  It's raining, and there are even Flood Watches, as though anyone
wanted to watch a flood!  Gah. -- Lunar Coyote

Hammer -- Hammer, come out and play! -- Abraxis

Hammer -- Enlighten me, are we friends or foes these days?  I really don't know
anymore! -- Abraxis

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WARPIG devastated LUNAR COYOTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
IRON MAN outwaited PEN UMBROIL in a 7 minute gruesome Challenge battle.
NESTOR ORDH was demolished by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ICARUS bested M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute Title contest.
N.I.B. overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
REESE SILEEN devastated DIO in a 2 minute uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   3 -  0      82  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   2 -  2      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   6 -  2      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  15 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 592 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ICARUS 5809                16  12  0   88 THE MOONDOGS (97)
SLASHING ATTACK  N.I.B. 5860                 4   1  1   59 SABBATH (545)
STRIKING ATTACK  WARPIG 5858                 5   0  1   42 SABBATH (545)
WALL OF STEEL    REESE SILEEN 5852           7   1  0   40 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is NESTOR ORDH 5793.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IRON MAN 5856.  The ten other most popular fighters were ICARUS 5809, REESE 
SILEEN 5852, WARPIG 5858, N.I.B. 5860, LUNAR COYOTE 5849, NESTOR ORDH 5793, DIO 5859, 
PEN UMBROIL 5855,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PEN UMBROIL 5855.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIO 5859, NESTOR ORDH 5793, LUNAR COYOTE 5849, N.I.B. 5860, 
WARPIG 5858, REESE SILEEN 5852, ICARUS 5809, IRON MAN 5856,  0, and  0.