DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/24/2008    Duedate: 07/07/2008

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-599

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

N.I.B.
SABBATH (545)
(10-5860) [9-3-1,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

N.I.B.                         POSITION IS EMPTY
SABBATH (545)                  
(10-5860) [9-3-1,96]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LUNAR COYOTE                   OZZY
THE MOONDOGS (97)              SABBATH (545)
(10-5849) [8-9-0,33]           (10-5857) [8-3-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SABBATH (545)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SABBATH (545)               36
2. THE MOONDOGS (97)           15      SABBATH (545)
3. CHESS PIECES 10 (547)        0      Unchartered Team
4. VIKINGS (34)                 0
                                       INDIGO INCAS (311)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CHESS PIECES 10 (547)      6   1  0 85.7   1/ 1 SABBATH (545)            13  2 0
 2/ 2 SABBATH (545)             43  14  3 75.4   2/ 2 THE MOONDOGS (97)         7  8 0
 3- 3 VIKINGS (34)             160 144 11 52.6   3- 3*CHESS PIECES 10 (547)     2  0 0
 4/ 4 THE MOONDOGS (97)        433 654 11 39.8   4- 4 VIKINGS (34)              1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 599): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 482): DOLOVOR of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 607): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 603): DIAPERED ZALGOR of BABY BROTHERS (Mad Max, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 602): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 606): OL SMOKEY of THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 604): OLIANDER of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 598): DIO of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 590): BOTHACH of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 589): NEVERMOOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 563): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 553): MATTEO of BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 248): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 540): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): VOICES IN MY HEAD of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 222): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 437): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 199): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 481): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 599): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 482): SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 607): GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 603): REDLEGS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 602): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 606): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 604): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 598): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 590): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 589): DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 563): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 553): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 248): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 440): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 234): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 222): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 437): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 199): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 481) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 601): CLANK of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 589): SHEWISH CORSAIR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 589): NEVERMOOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
               (turn 588): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
                           RUDE BUDDHA of MINISTRY OF SKA (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 563): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 553): MATTEO of BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Stupid Mercenary, no can fight.  Duelmster throne shiny.  Dio thinks he likes.

                            Dio

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in KOLACT!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for IRON MAN?  
SABBATH's proud of him after beating REESE SILEEN and getting 24 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  REESE SILEEN got smashed by IRON MAN, and lost 19 points!  Our 
last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE, and DIO has made 
the way for a new Duelmaster!  N.I.B. of SABBATH takes DIO's place.  (But seriously, 
who could ever take the place of DIO?  Oh, all right.) Is the Duelmaster really being 
a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  VIKINGS was 
KOLACT's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why SABBATH's been avoiding VIKINGS so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 N.I.B. 5860                   9   3  1    96       SABBATH (545)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OZZY 5857                     8   3  0    88       SABBATH (545)
 DIO 5859                      9   2  0    83       SABBATH (545)
-CIRIC 970                     9   3  2    68       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON MAN 5856                 8   3  1    66       SABBATH (545)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARPIG 5858                   9   3  1    55       SABBATH (545)
-BORO 888                     10  11  2    51       VIKINGS (34)
-CHAGAN 1126                   9   2  0    44       VIKINGS (34)
 REESE SILEEN 5852            11   4  0    43       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-ROOK 5870                     3   0  0    35       CHESS PIECES 10 (547)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUNAR COYOTE 5849             8   9  0    33       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 DEIMOS 5876                   4   2  0    30       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 JOLEEN KRUZ 5883              2   1  0    27       THE MOONDOGS (97)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORBIN PAES 5877               2   2  0    22       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-SKYHAWK 1228                  3   1  0    21       VIKINGS (34)
-QUEEN 5869                    2   0  0    17       CHESS PIECES 10 (547)
-BISHOP 5868                   1   0  0     9       CHESS PIECES 10 (547)
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 5850          1   0  0     7       VIKINGS (34)
-KING 5867                     0   1  0     5       CHESS PIECES 10 (547)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Reese Sileen -- Just lucky I guess! -- Ozzy

Lunar Coyote -- Iron man shiny! -- Dio

Sabbath -- Despite the brief activity of other teams, it looks like we're back to
just you and me.  Oh, well, not many surprises ahead. -- Jorja

Warpig -- Oh, that went well!  I kind of wish we were in Caleam, where I could delve
into the possibilities of barbecued pig and stuff.  Just ordinary pig, you know, not
LONG pig. -- Reese Sileen
P.S.  Actually, I was just thinking that some barbecue, the real stuff, not gooey
sauce, would be delicious.  Maybe I'll have to look into this....

Iron Man -- Darn, I must not be using that magnet right.  Gotta work on that. --
Lunar Coyote

Convicted Thief?  Why should I be nice to him? -- Joleen Kruz

The Persistent Beggar was really annoying, but the arenamaster stepped in before I
could kill him. -- Deimos

I believe Joleen was correct about this thief.  A creature of dubious worth. -- Orbin
Paes
P.S.  Certainly worthless as a gladiator!

Nib -- Eh? -- Reese Sileen

31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on.  It has been a while since the last
get together (several years).  It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also.  We just have to do it.  All alliances are welcome.  Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together.  I'll even buy the first round.  So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIO was bested by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
OZZY vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
N.I.B. demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
REESE SILEEN was devastated by IRON MAN in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
WARPIG demolished LUNAR COYOTE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DEIMOS vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JOLEEN KRUZ overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ORBIN PAES overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW         6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  12 -  1      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 599 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  N.I.B. 5860                 9   3  1   96 SABBATH (545)
BASHING ATTACK   OZZY 5857                   8   3  0   88 SABBATH (545)
STRIKING ATTACK  WARPIG 5858                 9   3  1   55 SABBATH (545)
WALL OF STEEL    REESE SILEEN 5852          11   4  0   43 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUNAR COYOTE 5849.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OZZY 5857.  The ten other most popular fighters were N.I.B. 5860, IRON MAN 
5856, DEIMOS 5876, JOLEEN KRUZ 5883, DIO 5859, REESE SILEEN 5852, WARPIG 5858, ORBIN 
PAES 5877, LUNAR COYOTE 5849, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was LUNAR COYOTE 5849.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ORBIN PAES 5877, WARPIG 5858, REESE SILEEN 5852, DIO 5859, 
JOLEEN KRUZ 5883, DEIMOS 5876, IRON MAN 5856, N.I.B. 5860, OZZY 5857, and  0.