DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/27/2009    Duedate: 11/09/2009

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-624

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ORBIN PAES
THE MOONDOGS (97)
(10-5877) [17-12-0,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ORBIN PAES                     POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MOONDOGS (97)              
(10-5877) [17-12-0,91]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORBIN PAES                     LIA HOBERN
THE MOONDOGS (97)              THE MOONDOGS (97)
(10-5877) [17-12-0,91]         (10-5889) [4-0-0,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MOONDOGS (97)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MOONDOGS (97)           53
2. Toons o Doom (551)          26      THE MOONDOGS (97)
3. Bacon Makin' (550)          20      Unchartered Team
4. VIKINGS (34)                 0
5. ARNIE'S CREW (192)           0      Toons o Doom (551)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*Toons o Doom (551)         3   2  0 60.0   1/ 1 THE MOONDOGS (97)        11  4 0
 2- 1 ARNIE'S CREW (192)       119  92 16 56.4   2- 3 ARNIE'S CREW (192)        4  1 1
 3- 2 VIKINGS (34)             181 152 13 54.4   3- 2 VIKINGS (34)              3  0 0
 4/ 3 THE MOONDOGS (97)        518 691 12 42.8   4/ 0*Toons o Doom (551)        3  2 0
 5/ 0*Bacon Makin' (550)         2   3  1 40.0   5/ 0*Bacon Makin' (550)        2  3 1
 6- 4*VILLA GANG (428)           0   1  0  0.0   6- 4*VILLA GANG (428)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 633): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 516): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 639): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (?.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 634): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 638): KRONOS GRIMHOLD of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 624): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 623): FATHOM JUMPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 595): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): BENT FENDER of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 571): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 522): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 251): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 239): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 633): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 516): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 639): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 634): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 637): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 624): ODIN'S CHOSEN (Heathen Hatebreed, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 623): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 595): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 571): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 523): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 251): EXTRADITION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 239): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): SPLIT II (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 631): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 613): LOVARNO of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 633): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 637): BALDASSARE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 622): THE CLOSER of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 622): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 571): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                           MODEL PRISONER of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     A Convicted Assassin.  Damn.  He probably set me up for graduation deliberately.
I'm not ready.  I'm just getting comfortable here.  I don't want to go!

                                       Deimos

P.S.  A DAGGER?  They want me to take on Convicted Assassins armed with battle axes
with a DAGGER?

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
KOLACT.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for LIA HOBERN, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after 
mashing CAPTURED ORC like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Going for the gusto 
and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was KOLACT's KHALHUMS DWARF, who was 
turned away from the Duelmastership by DEIMOS.  Advice to bashers--never force 
anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KOLACT arena.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little 
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the KOLACT giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORBIN PAES 5877              17  12  0    91       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHAGAN 1126                  13   3  0    85       VIKINGS (34)
-CIRIC 970                    10   6  2    72       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 5850          7   1  0    63       VIKINGS (34)
-VALERIA 2423                  5   4  1    60       ARNIE'S CREW (192)
-RUNNING MAN II 2418           8   3  1    57       ARNIE'S CREW (192)
-ULF SUNDERHELM 5888           4   0  1    57       VIKINGS (34)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKYHAWK 1228                  7   3  0    48       VIKINGS (34)
 LIA HOBERN 5889               4   0  0    45       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 MOON-EYE 5884                 8   6  0    40       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUNIOR 3577                   3   2  0    31       ARNIE'S CREW (192)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUNELLE MERRIN 5887           4   1  0    13       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-PREDATOR 3691                 1   2  0    13       ARNIE'S CREW (192)
 TREMORS 5896                  1   0  1    11       Bacon Makin' (550)
-PUMPING IRON 3720             1   0  1    11       ARNIE'S CREW (192)
 TOM 5893                      1   0  0    11       Toons o Doom (551)
 DAPPY DUCK 5894               1   0  0     8       Toons o Doom (551)
 FLATLINERS 5898               1   0  0     6       Bacon Makin' (550)
 JERRY 5892                    1   0  0     5       Toons o Doom (551)
 FOOTLOOSE 5895                0   1  0     1       Bacon Makin' (550)
 APOLLO13 5897                 0   1  0     1       Bacon Makin' (550)
 FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899          0   1  0     1       Bacon Makin' (550)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUGS BUNNY 5891               0   1  0     1       Toons o Doom (551)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TITANIA ULMER 5885      1  2 1 THE MOONDOGS 97      ULF SUNDERHELM 5888   620  NOT REVENGED
ELMER FUDD 5890         0  1 0 Toons o Doom 551     TREMORS 5896          624   
KATIE PMS WITCH 4302    0  1 0 VILLA GANG 428       PUMPING IRON 3720     623   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, I guess it was good of Deimos to soften up the Assassin. -- Orbin Paes

Running Man II -- It makes me tired just watching you. -- Moon-Eye

Predator -- Ah, but I am not prey. -- Lia Hobern

Junior -- Oh, well.  I suppose with a name like that, you just naturally try harder.
-- Lunelle Merrin

Deimos -- It was suggested that I offer you the Moon.  I don't think so.  You'd just
howl at it.  How about a ticket for the mainland, so you don't have to row for your
passage? -- Arenamaster Filiaril

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEIMOS devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
ORBIN PAES handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
LIA HOBERN vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
MOON-EYE subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome competition.
LUNELLE MERRIN defeated FRIDAY THE 13TH in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
ELMER FUDD was butchered by TREMORS in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
BUGS BUNNY lost to FLATLINERS in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
JERRY unbelievably bested FOOTLOOSE in a action packed 5 minute beginner's fight.
TOM overpowered APOLLO13 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DAPPY DUCK overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   2 -  0      85  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   2 -  2      85  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -   6 -  2      73  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  1      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 624 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ORBIN PAES 5877            17  12  0   91 THE MOONDOGS (97)
STRIKING ATTACK  LIA HOBERN 5889             4   0  0   45 THE MOONDOGS (97)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOON-EYE 5884               8   6  0   40 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORBIN PAES 5877.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LIA HOBERN 5889.  The ten other most popular fighters were FOOTLOOSE 5895, 
MOON-EYE 5884, LUNELLE MERRIN 5887, FLATLINERS 5898, TOM 5893, ORBIN PAES 5877, 
TREMORS 5896, DAPPY DUCK 5894, ELMER FUDD 5890, and FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899.

The least popular fighter this week was APOLLO13 5897.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JERRY 5892, BUGS BUNNY 5891, FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899, ELMER FUDD 5890, 
DAPPY DUCK 5894, TREMORS 5896, ORBIN PAES 5877, TOM 5893, FLATLINERS 5898, and 
LUNELLE MERRIN 5887.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DEIMOS (10-5876) THE MOONDOGS (97)