DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/13/2010    Duedate: 04/26/2010

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-636

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAGAR BLUETOOTH
VIKINGS (34)
(10-5850) [18-1-1,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAGAR BLUETOOTH                POSITION IS EMPTY
VIKINGS (34)                   
(10-5850) [18-1-1,135]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LIA HOBERN                     LIA HOBERN
THE MOONDOGS (97)              THE MOONDOGS (97)
(10-5889) [8-8-0,39]           (10-5889) [8-8-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ABOMINATION (393)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BACON MAKIN' (550)          52
2. VIKINGS (34)                29      BACON MAKIN' (550)
3. TOONS O DOOM (551)          15      Unchartered Team
4. DREAD EMPIRE (554)           0
5. ABOMINATION (393)           -8      WHOA! JUMP BACK! (316)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*DREAD EMPIRE (554)         2   0  0  100   1/ 1 ABOMINATION (393)         9  6 1
 2/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550)        36  25  4 59.0   2/ 2 BACON MAKIN' (550)        7  6 0
 3/ 2 VIKINGS (34)             214 165 15 56.5   3/ 4 THE MOONDOGS (97)         5 10 0
 4/ 4 ABOMINATION (393)        131 133  8 49.6   4/ 6 TOONS O DOOM (551)        4  2 2
 5/ 5 THE MOONDOGS (97)        544 724 13 42.9   5/ 3 VIKINGS (34)              4  2 1
 6/ 6 TOONS O DOOM (551)        13  24  3 35.1   6- 5*DREAD EMPIRE (554)        1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 646): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 529): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 652): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 623): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 647): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 642): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 651): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 635): HAGAR BLUETOOTH of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 637): BUBBLY BAELZEBUB of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 636): GRANDADDY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 584): COLDFISHFINGER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 535): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 646): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 529): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 652): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 623): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 647): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 642): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 651): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 565): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 637): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 636): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 584): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 535): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): LHC (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 529): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 528): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 650): SALTILLA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 634): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 636): ADAM of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 535): SHALAITHA of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 534): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     And Chagan rides off into the Sunset.  His last three fights here were
surprisingly unsuccessful considering his previous career, yet on the whole it was
quite the run.
     And now it is my turn.  I have been his sidekick for a while, but now I get to
claim the throne for my own.  There isn't a lot to say, but I am pleased to be here.
I suspect there is only one opponent I can fight next turn and I welcome the fight.
Let's see if I deserve this seat.

Enjoy the fights!

Hagar Bluetooth, Duelmaster of Kolact

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KOLACT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see FOOTLOOSE win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
FOOTLOOSE beat LUNELLE MERRIN and LUNELLE MERRIN lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, KOLACT may be getting bland, as HAGAR 
BLUETOOTH stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I 
telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, KOLACT?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, FRIDAY THE 13TH was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and 
girls, MOON-EYE of THE MOONDOGS has added the final loss to his 14-11-0.  Tee hee!  
Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless 
cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 5850         18   1  1   135       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKYHAWK 1228                 14   5  0    93       VIKINGS (34)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ULF SUNDERHELM 5888           8   4  2    90       VIKINGS (34)
-CIRIC 970                    14  10  2    73       VIKINGS (34)
 DEMON 4176                   11  12  0    69       ABOMINATION (393)
 FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899         11   2  1    68       BACON MAKIN' (550)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATLINERS 5898               8   5  1    61       BACON MAKIN' (550)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDILOCKS 4334               7   2  0    50       ABOMINATION (393)
 FOOTLOOSE 5895                6   7  0    48       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 THE GRINCH 4335               6   3  0    47       ABOMINATION (393)
 TREMORS 5896                  9   4  2    40       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 LIA HOBERN 5889               8   8  0    39       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 FERRIN MONDOR 5901            7   3  0    39       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUNELLE MERRIN 5887           8   9  0    33       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOM 5893                      4   9  2    31       TOONS O DOOM (551)
-AWOKE ON IMPACT 5914          2   0  0    26       DREAD EMPIRE (554)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JERRY 5892                    5   8  0    23       TOONS O DOOM (551)
 WIZARDS! 5921                 2   2  0    17       ABOMINATION (393)
 SIMOON TERRAT 5920            1   4  1     8       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 G.I. JANE 5922                0   1  0     1       ABOMINATION (393)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      TOM 5893              636  NONE
OBAMA CARE 5919         1  1 1 ABOMINATION 393      SIMOON TERRAT 5920    632  REVENGED
JFK 5917                2  4 0 BACON MAKIN' 550     TOM 5893              634   
MOON-EYE 5884          14 12 0 THE MOONDOGS 97      HAGAR BLUETOOTH 5850  636   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wurm Kin -- Well, you shall get to see your family soon.  They will come out in
droves when you're 6 feet under to feast on your horrendous wurm flesh.  Have fun in
hell. -- Phlegm

Lunelle Merrin -- It's easier to win fights if you keep a good hold on your weapon.
-- Demon

Flatliners -- WOW!  Two weeks in a row now where someone actually got past my guard
and hit me.  I must say I am impressed. -- Goldilocks

Footloose -- I'm pretty good with that scimitar, neh?!? -- The Grinch

Tom -- I love fighting you.  Never seen anyone bring the whole armory into the arena
with them.  Keep up the good work. -- Wizards!

     You never know what you're going to want.

RUG #45983 -- That was not very nice of you.  Booooo on you!!! -- Chase (mgr. Of
Abomination)

Demon -- Maybe next time, I should bring holy water to the fight?  Of course, there's
always the question: holy to whom? -- Lunelle Merrin

Chagan -- That was actually a surprise, and a pleasant one, which is rare.  Fare you
well on the Isle. -- Moon-Eye

Friday the 13th -- I still say that's rank superstion. -- Lia Hobern

Tremors -- We accept that you make the weirdest bacon anyone ever heard of, but at
least you lose fights.  Finally. -- Ferrin Mondor

Jerry -- Go make bacon. -- Simoon Terrat

Demon -- That's the point of carrying a spare. -- Moon-Eye
P.S.  I can't always bring the spare into the fight fast enough, but when things are
going right, they're right.

The Grinch -- Totally, I am not a killer.  Always by intent I'm not, and so far in
practice I'm not. -- Ferrin Mondor
P.S.  Are you trying to commit suicide on my blade?

Wizards! -- Probably an input error. -- Simoon Terrat

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOLDILOCKS was outwaited by FRIDAY THE 13TH in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
THE GRINCH slimly won victory over LIA HOBERN in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
WIZARDS! was demolished by TREMORS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH delivered the death blow upon MOON-EYE in a 1 minute Title contest.
DEMON was demolished by SKYHAWK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LUNELLE MERRIN was vanquished by FOOTLOOSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
FERRIN MONDOR was devastated by FLATLINERS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JERRY overcame SIMOON TERRAT in a action packed 4 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
TOM assassinated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
G.I. JANE was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -   5 -  1      72  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   9 -  2      65  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  10 -  0      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  17 -  4      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 636 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    HAGAR BLUETOOTH 5850       18   1  1  135 VIKINGS (34)
PARRY-LUNGE      SKYHAWK 1228               14   5  0   93 VIKINGS (34)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899       11   2  1   68 BACON MAKIN' (550)
TOTAL PARRY      GOLDILOCKS 4334             7   2  0   50 ABOMINATION (393)
LUNGING ATTACK   TREMORS 5896                9   4  2   40 BACON MAKIN' (550)
BASHING ATTACK   FERRIN MONDOR 5901          7   3  0   39 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LIA HOBERN 5889.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LIA HOBERN 5889.  The ten other most popular fighters were SIMOON TERRAT 5920, 
FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899, THE GRINCH 4335, FOOTLOOSE 5895, TREMORS 5896, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 
5850, MOON-EYE 5884, SKYHAWK 1228, FLATLINERS 5898, and LUNELLE MERRIN 5887.

The least popular fighter this week was GOLDILOCKS 4334.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were G.I. JANE 5922, JERRY 5892, FERRIN MONDOR 5901, DEMON 4176, WIZARDS! 
5921, TOM 5893, LUNELLE MERRIN 5887, FLATLINERS 5898, SKYHAWK 1228, and MOON-EYE 
5884.