DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/06/2010    Duedate: 07/19/2010

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-642

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE GRINCH
ABOMINATION (393)
(10-4335) [11-4-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE GRINCH                     AWOKE ON IMPACT
ABOMINATION (393)              DREAD EMPIRE (554)
(10-4335) [11-4-0,100]         (10-5914) [3-2-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LIA HOBERN                     FLATLINERS
THE MOONDOGS (97)              BACON MAKIN' (550)
(10-5889) [11-11-0,50]         (10-5898) [11-8-1,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MOONDOGS (97)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ABOMINATION (393)           60
2. BACON MAKIN' (550)          27      BACON MAKIN' (550)
3. DREAD EMPIRE (554)           6      Unchartered Team
4. TOONS O DOOM (551)           5
5. THE MOONDOGS (97)          -40      DREAD EMPIRE (554)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BACON MAKIN' (550)        49  38  5 56.3   1/ 1 THE MOONDOGS (97)         9  6 0
 2/ 2 ABOMINATION (393)        151 143  8 51.4   2/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550)        8  6 0
 3/ 4*DREAD EMPIRE (554)         3   3  0 50.0   3/ 2 ABOMINATION (393)         8  7 0
 4/ 3 THE MOONDOGS (97)        562 736 13 43.3   4/ 5*DREAD EMPIRE (554)        1  3 0
 5/ 5 TOONS O DOOM (551)        16  33  3 32.7   5/ 4 TOONS O DOOM (551)        1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 652): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 535): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 658): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 629): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 653): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 648): JOHN HUSTON of THE DIRECTORS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 257): SUZIE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 641): FRIDAY THE 13TH of BACON MAKIN' (?, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 643): STEELEY SHADOW of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 642): ANGEL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 610): ELLIRIN IMBRAY of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 274): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 590): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 541): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 258): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 249): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 486): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 225): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 534): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 652): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 535): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 658): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 629): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 653): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 648): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 657): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 641): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 643): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 642): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 610): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 274): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 590): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 541): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 258): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 249): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 486): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 225): STATES (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 534) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 658): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 653): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
               (turn 652): MOTHER-IN-LAW of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 640): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 641): STOWAWAY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 641): MORBID CRUSADER of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     You naughty camp counselors let it happen, now I will kill you all... errr I
mean it is a great honour to be Duel Master after Demon.  I'll try and fill his
shoes... by killing all the naughty camp counselors.

-- Friday the 13th

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  It's a proud 
day for the ABOMINATION stable, as their warrior, THE GRINCH, ascended the 
Duelmaster's throne.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KOLACT arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad THE MOONDOGS?  Big bad THE MOONDOGS.  Big 
bad THE MOONDOGS.  KOLACT's afraid of the big bad THE MOONDOGS.  Tra la la la la!  
For those of you who like math, try this one:  THE MOONDOGS + Weapons That go Boom = 
ABOMINATION + Avoid City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of TOM, who was 
this week's most challenged warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, 
WIZARDS! went after FERRIN MONDOR, who was higher by 19 points.  Well, when the dust 
settled, WIZARDS! won victory over FERRIN MONDOR.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the KOLACT giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE GRINCH 4335              11   4  0   100       ABOMINATION (393)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899         14   5  1    83       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 GOLDILOCKS 4334              12   3  0    83       ABOMINATION (393)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRESDENE ARCT 5924            5   1  0    64       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 TREMORS 5896                 12   7  3    61       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 FOOTLOOSE 5895                9  10  0    61       BACON MAKIN' (550)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WIZARDS! 5921                 6   4  0    56       ABOMINATION (393)
 FLATLINERS 5898              11   8  1    51       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 LIA HOBERN 5889              11  11  0    50       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 LUNELLE MERRIN 5887          12  11  0    47       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 FERRIN MONDOR 5901           10   6  0    36       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 TOM 5893                      6  13  2    34       TOONS O DOOM (551)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIMOON TERRAT 5920            4   7  1    32       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 JERRY 5892                    6  13  0    31       TOONS O DOOM (551)
 AWOKE ON IMPACT 5914          3   2  0    24       DREAD EMPIRE (554)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 G.I. JANE 5922                2   5  0    20       ABOMINATION (393)
 QUEENS LOGIC 5927             1   1  0    13       BACON MAKIN' (550)
-ALL THINGS LOST 5913          0   1  0     7       DREAD EMPIRE (554)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA15 5928               0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      ARENAMASTER FILI      642  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Stone Golem -- I had you.  I SO had you.  Lucky bastich!!! -- "The Imortal" Demon

Friday the 13th -- Good fight!  Even though I am still shocked you actually beat me.
-- Goldilocks
P.S.  Don't get too comftorable on that throne.

Ferrin Mondor -- Your manager must really pull his hair out when he reads your
fights. -- The Grinch

Awoke On Impact -- Now, that was too close. -- Wizards!

Flatliners -- Can't believe I almost died in the infirmary.  What the hell??? -- G.I.
Jane

Powers That Be -- Bet you think it's real funny with my new roll-up and all. -- Chase

     We look on it as a challenge for you. -- the RUGs

The Grinch -- Listen, you're falling down on the job.  There are santa-faces up
already!  Get with it, rip them down, hide them away! -- Ferrin Mondor

Jerry -- Bah, you aren't doomed enough yet.  Gotta work on that. -- Cresdene Arct

Tremors -- Like I'd let you anywhere near my bathtub! -- Lia Hobern
P.S.  You'd probably drop something at the wrong moment.

Footloose -- Hmm, I heard once of some guys who tied slabs of bacon to their feet and
skated on a huge griddle in order to grease it.  You one of them? -- Lunelle Merrin

Tom -- Bad cat! -- Simoon Terrat

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA15 was butchered by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WIZARDS! vanquished FERRIN MONDOR in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
G.I. JANE was narrowly defeated by TOM in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
FRIDAY THE 13TH was viciously subdued by THE GRINCH in a popular 3 minute Title fight.
GOLDILOCKS unbelievably bested CRESDENE ARCT in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
LUNELLE MERRIN was overpowered by FOOTLOOSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LIA HOBERN was defeated by TREMORS in a action packed 1 minute melee.
SIMOON TERRAT lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute duel.
FLATLINERS viciously subdued JERRY in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
AWOKE ON IMPACT defeated QUEENS LOGIC in a 3 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   7 -  1      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  11 -  4      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  15 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 642 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    THE GRINCH 4335            11   4  0  100 ABOMINATION (393)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899       14   5  1   83 BACON MAKIN' (550)
TOTAL PARRY      GOLDILOCKS 4334            12   3  0   83 ABOMINATION (393)
LUNGING ATTACK   CRESDENE ARCT 5924          5   1  0   64 THE MOONDOGS (97)
PARRY-STRIKE     WIZARDS! 5921               6   4  0   56 ABOMINATION (393)
PARRY-LUNGE      FLATLINERS 5898            11   8  1   51 BACON MAKIN' (550)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUNELLE MERRIN 5887        12  11  0   47 THE MOONDOGS (97)
BASHING ATTACK   FERRIN MONDOR 5901         10   6  0   36 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LIA HOBERN 5889.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FLATLINERS 5898.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE GRINCH 4335, 
CRESDENE ARCT 5924, AWOKE ON IMPACT 5914, TOM 5893, FOOTLOOSE 5895, QUEENS LOGIC 
5927, WIZARDS! 5921, G.I. JANE 5922, TREMORS 5896, and FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899.

The least popular fighter this week was JERRY 5892.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LUNELLE MERRIN 5887, SIMOON TERRAT 5920, FERRIN MONDOR 5901, DA15 5928, 
LIA HOBERN 5889, GOLDILOCKS 4334, FRIDAY THE 13TH 5899, TREMORS 5896, G.I. JANE 5922, 
and WIZARDS! 5921.