DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/30/2011 Duedate: 09/12/2011 KOLACT ARENA DM-10 TURN-672 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SCARFACE THE CLUB (559) (10-5965) [8-3-2,104] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SCARFACE WORTHLESS THE CLUB (559) FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) (10-5965) [8-3-2,104] (10-5170) [2-1-0,34] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite FERRIN MONDOR CLYDE THE MOONDOGS (97) THE CLUB (559) (10-5901) [25-21-1,97] (10-5980) [4-5-0,26] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE CLUB (559) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) 39 2. REIGN OF PAIN (560) 35 THE CLUB (559) 3. THE CLUB (559) 32 Unchartered Team 4. EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) 15 5. ABOMINATION (393) 9 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559) 31 17 2 64.6 1/ 2 THE CLUB (559) 10 5 0 2/ 2 BACON MAKIN' (550) 126 100 5 55.8 2/ 1 THE MOONDOGS (97) 8 7 0 3/ 3 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) 14 12 1 53.8 3/ 4 ABOMINATION (393) 5 4 1 4/ 4 ABOMINATION (393) 219 208 12 51.3 4/ 6 REIGN OF PAIN (560) 5 5 0 5/ 5 SERPENTS HOLD! (558) 13 14 0 48.1 5/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550) 5 6 0 6/ 6 THE MOONDOGS (97) 643 803 15 44.5 6/ 5 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) 4 2 1 7/ 8*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) 6 8 0 42.9 7/ 8*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) 4 5 0 8/ 7 REIGN OF PAIN (560) 15 24 3 38.5 8/ 7 SERPENTS HOLD! (558) 1 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 682): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 565): I. M. WEASEL of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 687): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 659): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 683): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 678): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 287): ORSINIUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 673): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 672): SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 620): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 571): TAC TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 682): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 565): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 687): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 659): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 683): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 678): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 287): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 671): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 673): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 672): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 620): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 571): VENTUR BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 683): GIDGET IMER of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. I have done it!!! I have reclaimed the throne just in time to graduate. Good luck to all of you who will battle for the prize. I shall be heading for the Dark Arena to test my enormous skills against one of them critters that crawl around there. Good luck and good bye Kolact. Retirement here I come. I shall always remain your most humble Duelmaster, Caprica P.S. Have I ever mentioned that devil spawned show for which I am named? If you've never seen it, boy, are you lucky. My manager swears he has actually lost I.Q. points having watched that show. SPY REPORT So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and I'm going to give you a spy report!. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. THE CLUB now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. It looks like the guys(?) at FLOYD ANONYMOUS had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 7th place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for ANN OREXIA, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing KAMIKAZI KIM like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was EUTHERINE PLANEDA, who dropped 11 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with TONY SOPRANO. Unlike most arenas, CAPRICA managed to get his challenge off against the 0-0-0 MOUNTAIN TROLL. Well, everybody's pal CAPRICA moved his record to 15-7-3 by defeating MOUNTAIN TROLL in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition points. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KOLACT arena. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid BACON MAKIN', please raise you hand. Wow. Does KOLACT really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch EVERYDAY PEOPLE's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BACON MAKIN'. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, KAMIKAZI KIM would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). CAPRICA defied all odds and slew MOUNTAIN TROLL in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as MOUNTAIN TROLL's meat is notoriously tough. The audience likes blood and there was plenty of it covering KAMIKAZI KIM as he was driven to an early grave by ANN OREXIA of the EVERYDAY PEOPLE. Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SCARFACE 5965 8 3 2 104 THE CLUB (559) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FERRIN MONDOR 5901 25 21 1 97 THE MOONDOGS (97) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CENSORSHIP 5949 9 4 0 87 ABOMINATION (393) ANN OREXIA 5409 7 3 1 87 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TROG 5936 14 14 0 72 ABOMINATION (393) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BUGSY 5961 6 2 0 66 THE CLUB (559) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ANIMAL HOUSE 5957 10 10 0 56 BACON MAKIN' (550) WILD THINGS 5942 15 10 0 55 BACON MAKIN' (550) IAYELLE ORBIN 5986 8 3 0 51 THE MOONDOGS (97) ADDAI 5951 13 10 0 49 SERPENTS HOLD! (558) WORTHLESS 5170 2 1 0 34 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TONY SOPRANO 6002 6 1 0 33 THE CLUB (559) MONZAR ORBISAR 6004 5 4 0 29 THE MOONDOGS (97) BONNIE 5979 7 2 0 28 THE CLUB (559) -PARTY FLOYD 5169 2 0 0 28 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) SAM FRANCISCO 5411 3 4 0 27 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) CLYDE 5980 4 5 0 26 THE CLUB (559) SHEM 6000 2 4 1 26 REIGN OF PAIN (560) BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168 1 2 0 26 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) -ELLIS DEE 5463 2 1 0 25 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MASTER MU 6009 2 0 0 23 REIGN OF PAIN (560) DEIMOON FARR 5985 5 6 0 21 THE MOONDOGS (97) 20000 6020 1 0 0 20 REIGN OF PAIN (560) FROST/NIXON 5970 4 6 0 18 BACON MAKIN' (550) -MEL FEASENS 5469 2 3 0 15 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006 3 5 0 14 THE MOONDOGS (97) DORA T. EXPLORA 6007 3 4 0 13 ABOMINATION (393) MASKED FLOYD 6018 1 0 0 12 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) FIREFOX 5998 3 2 0 11 REIGN OF PAIN (560) -BATIATUS 5992 0 4 0 4 ABOMINATION (393) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DA FLOYD 6017 0 1 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486 BANDIT PRINCE 672 NONE KAMIKAZI KIM 5971 6 6 1 REIGN OF PAIN 560 ANN OREXIA 5409 672 PERSONAL ADS Scarface -- Careful with that thing. You could poke somebody's eye out with that thing. It's all fun & games till someone loses an eye. Then it's only a game "Find the Eye". -- (Fat Girl) Thong...err Trog Shem -- For a slasher you really aren't that good with slashing weapons. -- Dora T. Explora Caprica -- Well, it makes me feel useful. -- Ferrin Mondor Dora T. Explora -- Why should I care about some boots? -- Eutherine Planeda P.S. And I didn't "break" it, the darned thing came apart in my hands. Our congratulations to Caprica. -- Jorja and the Moondogs Bonnie -- Well, heck. I was hoping for a club sandwich. Which I suppose I got, the same way I might've gotten a knuckle sandwich. Goodbye, winning record. -- Deimoon Farr Ah! A standby. Makes a pleasant change to win easily. -- Ferrin Mondor Mel Feasens -- If you're an example of "everyday people," then I'm *glad* I won. Not that any other outcome was terribly likely, but still. -- Iayelle Orbin Frost/Nixon -- I know how to thaw frozen bacon, so no problem. -- Monzar Orbisar We can't have all these Cult Members running around. It's bad for our image. -- Eutherine Planeda P.S. Besides, he was trying to steal the map fragment I *found* in the sands a while back. Can't have that, either! LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CAPRICA butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight. DA FLOYD was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. SCARFACE overpowered FERRIN MONDOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title duel. ANN OREXIA butchered KAMIKAZI KIM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. SAM FRANCISCO was demolished by ANIMAL HOUSE in a 1 minute Challenge competition. DORA T. EXPLORA lost to MONZAR ORBISAR in a 2 minute Challenge fight. TONY SOPRANO devastated EUTHERINE PLANEDA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. WILD THINGS was handily defeated by BUGSY in a 1 minute uneven fight. TROG vanquished ADDAI in a 1 minute uneven duel. BONNIE was vanquished by IAYELLE ORBIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight. WORTHLESS luckily beat CLYDE in a exciting 3 minute fight. DEIMOON FARR was viciously subdued by SHEM in a popular 2 minute brutal bout. FROST/NIXON was demolished by BIG HEAD FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched competition. FIREFOX was bested by MASKED FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's battle. MASTER MU overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. 20000 overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 14 - 1 63 | |AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 13 - 1 55 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 22 - 1 55 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 16 - 1 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 2 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 6 - 0 45 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 17 - 25 - 1 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 - 0 0 | Turn 672 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK SCARFACE 5965 8 3 2 104 THE CLUB (559) LUNGING ATTACK ANN OREXIA 5409 7 3 1 87 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) STRIKING ATTACK BUGSY 5961 6 2 0 66 THE CLUB (559) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK WILD THINGS 5942 15 10 0 55 BACON MAKIN' (550) AIMED BLOW ADDAI 5951 13 10 0 49 SERPENTS HOLD! (558) TOTAL PARRY WORTHLESS 5170 2 1 0 34 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is FERRIN MONDOR 5901. The most popular warrior this turn was CLYDE 5980. The ten other most popular fighters were SHEM 6000, MONZAR ORBISAR 6004, ANIMAL HOUSE 5957, BUGSY 5961, IAYELLE ORBIN 5986, MASKED FLOYD 6018, SCARFACE 5965, ANN OREXIA 5409, TONY SOPRANO 6002, and TROG 5936. The least popular fighter this week was FROST/NIXON 5970. The other ten least popular fighters were ADDAI 5951, WILD THINGS 5942, EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006, DORA T. EXPLORA 6007, SAM FRANCISCO 5411, KAMIKAZI KIM 5971, FERRIN MONDOR 5901, DA FLOYD 6017, FIREFOX 5998, and BONNIE 5979. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: CAPRICA (10-5955) ABOMINATION (393)