DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 01/17/2012 Duedate: 01/30/2012 KOLACT ARENA DM-10 TURN-682 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WILD THINGS BACON MAKIN' (550) (10-5942) [22-13-0,107] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WILD THINGS POSITION IS EMPTY BACON MAKIN' (550) (10-5942) [22-13-0,107] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MONZAR ORBISAR MONZAR ORBISAR THE MOONDOGS (97) THE MOONDOGS (97) (10-6004) [9-10-0,52] (10-6004) [9-10-0,52] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ABOMINATION (393) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) 31 2. JAY-Z (563) 25 BACON MAKIN' (550) 3. BACON MAKIN' (550) 17 Unchartered Team 4. THE MOONDOGS (97) 17 5. THE CLUB (559) 0 BREVITY (255) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 THE CLUB (559) 61 30 2 67.0 1/ 2 ABOMINATION (393) 7 8 0 2/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550) 144 116 5 55.4 2/ 3 JAY-Z (563) 6 4 0 3/ 5 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) 19 17 1 52.8 3/ 5 BACON MAKIN' (550) 5 2 0 4/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD! (558) 19 18 0 51.4 4/ 7 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) 5 3 0 5/ 6 ABOMINATION (393) 240 228 13 51.3 5- 1 THE CLUB (559) 4 6 0 6/ 7 JAY-Z (563) 20 19 1 51.3 6/ 4 THE MOONDOGS (97) 4 11 0 7- 8 REIGN OF PAIN (560) 35 44 4 44.3 7- 6 REIGN OF PAIN (560) 3 2 1 8/ 9 THE MOONDOGS (97) 659 837 15 44.1 8/ 8 SERPENTS HOLD! (558) 2 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 692): TAI of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 575): GNU I KNEW of GNU TEAM (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 697): HERMOD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 669): BRAVE 2 of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 693): 8 BALL of POOL PARTY (Buri, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 688): FLASHER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 297): NIKKI NAILS of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 681): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 683): LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 682): RED HOUSE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 648): RHAKARAS of TEMPLE OF STEEL (Frenzy, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 637): VONSITAN KORV of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 630): HENDRIX of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 581): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 526): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 245): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 574): THUNDER BUG of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 692): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 575): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 697): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 669): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 693): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 688): SOUL STRIPPERS II (Savory Jack, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 297): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 681): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 683): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 682): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 648): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 637): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 630): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 581): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 526): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 245): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 574) PUNCHILINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 692): JOSH of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 696): LOABAL DOMINATION OF STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 669): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 687): KAIARI of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Savory Jack, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 681): BLAKSKUL of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 580): WHAT of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 525): GILFMET IVERS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of KOLACT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, THE CLUB, since ABOMINATION took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. If this keeps up, THE CLUB, you'll have to shine swords instead of use them. A drop of 4 in the rankings? EVERYDAY PEOPLE turned their 2-1-0 turn into a 4th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ANN OREXIA win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, ANN OREXIA beat ADDAI and ADDAI lost 12 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, SCARFACE has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as WILD THINGS takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha! Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. KOLACT, I am losing what little hope I had in you. THE CLUB the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like EVERYDAY PEOPLE avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of KOLACT. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WILD THINGS 5942 22 13 0 107 BACON MAKIN' (550) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SCARFACE 5965 14 5 2 110 THE CLUB (559) CENSORSHIP 5949 13 6 0 96 ABOMINATION (393) ANN OREXIA 5409 9 4 1 95 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TROG 5936 18 20 1 88 ABOMINATION (393) ADDAI 5951 19 14 0 82 SERPENTS HOLD! (558) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME IAYELLE ORBIN 5986 13 8 0 64 THE MOONDOGS (97) -SHEN 6000 6 8 2 64 REIGN OF PAIN (560) -BONNIE 5979 13 5 0 59 THE CLUB (559) FROST/NIXON 5970 12 8 0 57 BACON MAKIN' (550) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CLYDE 5980 9 9 0 54 THE CLUB (559) MONZAR ORBISAR 6004 9 10 0 52 THE MOONDOGS (97) SHAWN CARTER 6012 7 2 0 48 JAY-Z (563) SAM FRANCISCO 5411 5 5 0 46 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) BATIATUS 5992 5 5 0 38 ABOMINATION (393) DEIMOON FARR 5985 8 13 0 37 THE MOONDOGS (97) EL PRESIDENTE 6016 5 5 1 37 JAY-Z (563) -TEA LEAF 6023 7 1 0 34 REIGN OF PAIN (560) DORA T. EXPLORA 6007 7 9 0 34 ABOMINATION (393) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JIGGA 6014 3 4 0 33 JAY-Z (563) EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006 5 13 0 28 THE MOONDOGS (97) HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027 4 5 0 28 ABOMINATION (393) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CHICKEN WING 6028 3 2 0 26 REIGN OF PAIN (560) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HOVA 6013 2 2 0 21 JAY-Z (563) H TO THE IZZO 6015 3 6 0 19 JAY-Z (563) -JERRY MANDER 5413 1 0 0 17 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) -MEL FEASENS 5469 2 4 0 16 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510) -MUGSY 6029 2 2 0 8 THE CLUB (559) GAEVAHN NAELLE 6030 1 4 0 7 THE MOONDOGS (97) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? ANIMAL HOUSE 5957 12 16 0 BACON MAKIN' 550 SHEN 6000 680 FIRST CLASS 6019 1 5 0 BACON MAKIN' 550 ALL THINGS LOST 5913 678 NOT REVENGED ELLIS DEE 5463 2 3 0 EVERYDAY PEOPLE 510 SHEWISH GIANT 682 NONE PERSONAL ADS Tony Soprano -- Do you really suck so bad that you didn't teach me anything?!? Except that you're easy to knock down and make cry like a little girl!!! -- (Fat Girl) Thong... err Trog Scarface -- I can't believe you actually beat me. I'll be ready for you next time. -- Censorship El Presidente -- I now see why you are named for the cheapest of all tequila's. -- Batiatus Mugsy -- You had me beat until you went for that death blow. -- Dora T. Explora Frost/Nixon -- I hate scummers. -- Human Centipede Deimoon Farr -- Why, yes. Yes, I am!!! -- Batiatus Batiatus -- Certainly not! I have no wish to fall down quickly. -- Eutherine Planeda Batiatus -- Maybe you should try Preparation H? -- Deimoon Farr Wild Things -- You're so wild on the sands, it's alarming! -- Iayelle Orbin P.S. Probably your red hair. Shawn Carter -- Not the way I wanted that to go, but there it is. -- Deimoon Farr Sam Francisco -- I was doing fine until the earth moved. Ook. -- Eutherine Planeda H to the Izzo -- If you say so. I thought it rather a good fight. -- Monzar Orbisar Jerry Mander -- I won't vote for you, regardless! -- Gaevahn Naelle LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ELLIS DEE was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. ANN OREXIA won victory over ADDAI in a 1 minute expert's Challenge battle. SAM FRANCISCO demolished DEIMOON FARR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. TROG was devastated by WILD THINGS in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight. CENSORSHIP demolished IAYELLE ORBIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition. BATIATUS was savagely defeated by MONZAR ORBISAR in a exciting 3 minute struggle. SHAWN CARTER handily defeated HUMAN CENTIPEDE in a 1 minute uneven fight. EL PRESIDENTE lost to FROST/NIXON in a 5 minute duel. HOVA was unbelievably bested by DORA T. EXPLORA in a 3 minute fight. EUTHERINE PLANEDA was vanquished by JIGGA in a 1 minute one-sided duel. H TO THE IZZO savagely defeated GAEVAHN NAELLE in a action packed 3 minute gory match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 1 - 0 83 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 13 - 0 66 | |BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 14 - 0 59 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 16 - 1 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 0 48 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 29 - 2 46 | |AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 29 - 1 46 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 17 - 0 32 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 682 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK WILD THINGS 5942 22 13 0 107 BACON MAKIN' (550) LUNGING ATTACK CENSORSHIP 5949 13 6 0 96 ABOMINATION (393) AIMED BLOW ADDAI 5951 19 14 0 82 SERPENTS HOLD! (558) TOTAL PARRY FROST/NIXON 5970 12 8 0 57 BACON MAKIN' (550) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MONZAR ORBISAR 6004. The most popular warrior this turn was MONZAR ORBISAR 6004. The ten other most popular fighters were GAEVAHN NAELLE 6030, BATIATUS 5992, EL PRESIDENTE 6016, HOVA 6013, CENSORSHIP 5949, H TO THE IZZO 6015, SAM FRANCISCO 5411, WILD THINGS 5942, SHAWN CARTER 6012, and ELLIS DEE 5463. The least popular fighter this week was FROST/NIXON 5970. The other ten least popular fighters were TROG 5936, ADDAI 5951, EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006, IAYELLE ORBIN 5986, DEIMOON FARR 5985, JIGGA 6014, DORA T. EXPLORA 6007, HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027, ANN OREXIA 5409, and ELLIS DEE 5463. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: WILD THINGS (10-5942) BACON MAKIN' (550) MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLVIII PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DARK GUARDIAN 2212 (121-91-2) 4 3 0 THE BEARS MIPHON 2706 (263-152-4) 2 3 0 LIQUID CARNAGE CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SCARFACE 5965 (14-5-2) 1 3 0 THE CLUB ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TONY SOPRANO 6002 (13-3-0) 0 2 0 DEAD THE CLUB INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168 (2-2-0) 0 3 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MUGSY 6029 (2-2-0) 4 3 0 THE CLUB HOVA 6013 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 JAY-Z PARTY FLOYD 5169 (2-0-0) 0 3 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS