DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/10/2012    Duedate: 04/23/2012

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-688

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ULF SUNDERHELM
VIKINGS (34)
(10-5888) [12-5-2,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ULF SUNDERHELM                 POSITION IS EMPTY
VIKINGS (34)                   
(10-5888) [12-5-2,121]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MONZAR ORBISAR                 DORA T. EXPLORA
THE MOONDOGS (97)              ABOMINATION (393)
(10-6004) [9-16-0,43]          (10-6007) [11-11-0,53]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VIKINGS (34)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ABOMINATION (393)           40
2. VIKINGS (34)                29      THE CLUB (559)
3. BACON MAKIN' (550)          17      Unchartered Team
4. JAY-Z (563)                  9
5. THE MOONDOGS (97)            6      HITLIST 86 (445)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559)            71  39  2 64.5   1/ 2 VIKINGS (34)              7  8 0
 2/ 2 VIKINGS (34)             229 180 15 56.0   2/ 3 ABOMINATION (393)         6  9 0
 3/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550)       148 119  5 55.4   3/ 1 JAY-Z (563)               5  4 0
 4- 4 SERPENTS HOLD! (558)      23  19  0 54.8   4/ 4 THE CLUB (559)            4  6 0
 5/ 7 ABOMINATION (393)        256 242 14 51.4   5/ 5 THE MOONDOGS (97)         4 11 0
 6/ 6 JAY-Z (563)               30  29  1 50.8   6/ 8 BACON MAKIN' (550)        3  0 0
 7- 8 REIGN OF PAIN (560)       37  45  4 45.1   7- 6 SERPENTS HOLD! (558)      2  0 0
 8/ 9 THE MOONDOGS (97)        666 859 15 43.7   8- 9 REIGN OF PAIN (560)       2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 698): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 581): ROBOT CHICKEN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 703): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 675): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 699): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 694): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 703): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 687): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 689): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 687): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 654): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 587): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 279): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 272): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 532): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 580): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 698): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 581): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 703): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 675): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 699): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 694): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 703): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 687): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 689): NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 688): THE BOWLS (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 654): MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 636): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 587): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 279): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 272): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 532): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 580) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 703): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 686): WALLI WEEBLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
                   (turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
                           DEAD MAN WALKING of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to KOLACT once again!  Biff!  Pow!  KOLACT watched with glee as 
JAY-Z got knocked off top spot by VIKINGS!  What's with FROST/NIXON?  He actually 
beat THE CLUB's BONNIE, and walked away with 17 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at THE CLUB.  BONNIE lost 17 points to FROST/NIXON.  Some new strategies, 
perhaps?  Maybe BONNIE will provide more easy wins...  IAYELLE ORBIN was reminded on 
the sands why ULF SUNDERHELM is Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live 
subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
KOLACT thinks VIKINGS and their 229-180-15 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  Management must be dealin', as the boys at THE CLUB ain't 
reelin'!  VIKINGS' mad!  What do people see in IAYELLE ORBIN?  Hers 16-11-0?  THE 
MOONDOGS ain't talkin', but she's got 84 points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULF SUNDERHELM 5888          12   5  2   121       VIKINGS (34)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IAYELLE ORBIN 5986           16  11  0    84       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 SKYHAWK 1228                 17   9  0    82       VIKINGS (34)
 FROST/NIXON 5970             16  10  0    77       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 JIGGA 6014                    7   6  0    71       JAY-Z (563)
 JAGABORG 5925                 6   0  0    71       VIKINGS (34)
 CLYDE 5980                   14   9  0    68       THE CLUB (559)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHEN 6000                     7   8  2    66       REIGN OF PAIN (560)
 BONNIE 5979                  15   8  0    65       THE CLUB (559)
 CIRIC 970                    15  15  2    62       VIKINGS (34)
 BATIATUS 5992                 9   7  0    58       ABOMINATION (393)
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027          9   6  1    57       ABOMINATION (393)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAWN CARTER 6012            10   5  0    55       JAY-Z (563)
 DORA T. EXPLORA 6007         11  11  0    53       ABOMINATION (393)
-MUGSY 6029                    4   2  0    49       THE CLUB (559)
-TEA LEAF 6023                 8   1  0    48       REIGN OF PAIN (560)
 DEIMOON FARR 5985             9  18  0    45       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 MONZAR ORBISAR 6004           9  16  0    43       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 EL PRESIDENTE 6016            7   9  1    43       JAY-Z (563)
 EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006        5  19  0    34       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOVA 6013                     3   2  0    33       JAY-Z (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWYL MONSON 6052             3   1  0    22       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-CHICKEN WING 6028             3   3  0    21       REIGN OF PAIN (560)
-H TO THE IZZO 6015            3   7  0    16       JAY-Z (563)
 GARTH MAUL 5926               1   4  0     7       VIKINGS (34)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA 33 6064              0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      SHEWISH GIANT         688  NONE
DA 34 6065              0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      STONE GOLEM           688  NONE
GOON 4 6066             0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         BLACK ORC             688  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ulf Sunderhelm -- Thank you for making that fast.  I had this feeling that if it had
lasted longer than one minute, you'd have sundered MY helm, and helms are expensive.
-- Iayelle Orbin

Clyde -- Gods, you dwarves are PERVERSE! -- Monzar Orbisar

Batiatus -- You know, I could've gone all year without that experience.  I wouldn't
have missed it. -- Deimoon Farr

El Presidente -- It figures. -- Eutherine Planeda

Garth Maul -- You should be glad that I'm not "that" kind of guy, because I'm tempted
to kiss you on both cheeks.  Me the only winner on our team today!  This is
absolutely great.  Thanks a bunch. -- Howl Monson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOON 4 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA 34 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA 33 was savagely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
ULF SUNDERHELM overpowered IAYELLE ORBIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
BONNIE was unbelievably bested by FROST/NIXON in a 16 minute veteran's fight.
SKYHAWK devastated SHAWN CARTER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
JIGGA overpowered CIRIC in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CLYDE bested EL PRESIDENTE in a popular 1 minute gruesome competition.
JAGABORG vanquished DEIMOON FARR in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
HUMAN CENTIPEDE vanquished MONZAR ORBISAR in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
BATIATUS overpowered EUTHERINE PLANEDA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DORA T. EXPLORA overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute bloody one-sided match.
GARTH MAUL was handily defeated by HOWYL MONSON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  26 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  15 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  29 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -  14 -  0      18  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 688 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ULF SUNDERHELM 5888        12   5  2  121 VIKINGS (34)
SLASHING ATTACK  IAYELLE ORBIN 5986         16  11  0   84 THE MOONDOGS (97)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      SKYHAWK 1228               17   9  0   82 VIKINGS (34)
TOTAL PARRY      FROST/NIXON 5970           16  10  0   77 BACON MAKIN' (550)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAGABORG 5925               6   0  0   71 VIKINGS (34)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLYDE 5980                 14   9  0   68 THE CLUB (559)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MONZAR ORBISAR 6004.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DORA T. EXPLORA 6007.  The ten other most popular fighters were DA 33 6064, 
CLYDE 5980, JAGABORG 5925, HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027, SKYHAWK 1228, BATIATUS 5992, DA 34 
6065, ULF SUNDERHELM 5888, JIGGA 6014, and MONZAR ORBISAR 6004.

The least popular fighter this week was FROST/NIXON 5970.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BONNIE 5979, GARTH MAUL 5926, EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006, DEIMOON 
FARR 5985, EL PRESIDENTE 6016, CIRIC 970, SHAWN CARTER 6012, IAYELLE ORBIN 5986, GOON 
4 6066, and HOWYL MONSON 6052.