DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/08/2012    Duedate: 05/21/2012

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-690

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ULF SUNDERHELM
VIKINGS (34)
(10-5888) [14-5-2,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ULF SUNDERHELM                 BIG HEAD FLOYD
VIKINGS (34)                   FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
(10-5888) [14-5-2,138]         (10-5168) [3-3-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MONZAR ORBISAR                 EL PRESIDENTE
THE MOONDOGS (97)              JAY-Z (563)
(10-6004) [10-17-0,64]         (10-6016) [8-10-1,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VIKINGS (34)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VIKINGS (34)                53
2. FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)       50      VIKINGS (34)
3. ABOMINATION (393)           42      Unchartered Team
4. JAY-Z (563)                  5
5. BACON MAKIN' (550)           2      FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 THE CLUB (559)            75  40  2 65.2   1/ 3 VIKINGS (34)              8  7 0
 2/ 3 VIKINGS (34)             234 185 15 55.8   2/ 4 ABOMINATION (393)         7  8 1
 3/ 2 BACON MAKIN' (550)       150 119  5 55.8   3/ 2 JAY-Z (563)               6  5 1
 4/ 5 JAY-Z (563)               35  32  2 52.2   4- 1 THE CLUB (559)            5  3 0
 5/ 6 ABOMINATION (393)        260 248 15 51.2   5/ 8*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)     4  6 0
 6/ 7 THE MOONDOGS (97)        668 867 15 43.5   6/ 6 BACON MAKIN' (550)        3  0 0
 7/ 8*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)     11  17  0 39.3   7/ 5 THE MOONDOGS (97)         3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 700): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 583): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 701): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 696): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 705): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 689): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 691): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOLL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 656): BEEF of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 638): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 582): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 700): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 583): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 701): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 696): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 705): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 689): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 691): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 656): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 638): DELVERS (Harby or Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 589): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 582) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
              (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          DARK SARCASM of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
               (turn 676): RAIGHNALL of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                            PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOLL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
               (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome KOLACT.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have 
I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Biff!  Pow!  KOLACT watched 
with glee as THE CLUB got knocked off top spot by VIKINGS!  Ya gotta be quick on yer 
feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  FLOYD ANONYMOUS 
is now ranked 5th with a 3-2-0 turn.  What's with CIRIC?  He actually beat THE 
MOONDOGS' IAYELLE ORBIN, and walked away with 21 more points from the fight.  Laughs 
were big at VIKINGS while they watched CIRIC clobber IAYELLE ORBIN.  She lost 19 
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Try as he might, JIGGA 
wasn't good enough at persuading ULF SUNDERHELM to step down from the Duelmaster's 
throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
KOLACT thinks JAY-Z and their 35-32-2 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, 
give up...  The bums at VIKINGS couldn't face the challenges from JAY-Z!  No excuse 
for that!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Who will dare fight DA37, after she returned from the Dark 
Arena?  (For the record 1-0-1 is 33, and has she points) Many a warrior has met his 
fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
KOLACT is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't 
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULF SUNDERHELM 5888          14   5  2   138       VIKINGS (34)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLYDE 5980                   15   9  0    85       THE CLUB (559)
 CIRIC 970                    16  16  2    84       VIKINGS (34)
 FROST/NIXON 5970             18  10  0    82       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 SKYHAWK 1228                 18  10  0    81       VIKINGS (34)
 JIGGA 6014                    8   7  0    80       JAY-Z (563)
 JAGABORG 5925                 7   1  0    77       VIKINGS (34)
-BONNIE 5979                  16   8  0    70       THE CLUB (559)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONZAR ORBISAR 6004          10  17  0    64       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 IAYELLE ORBIN 5986           16  13  0    61       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-MUGSY 6029                    5   2  0    61       THE CLUB (559)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027         10   7  1    56       ABOMINATION (393)
 DORA T. EXPLORA 6007         12  12  0    55       ABOMINATION (393)
 SHAWN CARTER 6012            11   6  1    55       JAY-Z (563)
 BATIATUS 5992                10   8  0    55       ABOMINATION (393)
 BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168           3   3  0    51       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
 EL PRESIDENTE 6016            8  10  1    48       JAY-Z (563)
 DEIMOON FARR 5985             9  20  0    47       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 PARTY FLOYD 5169              4   0  0    47       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
 HOVA 6013                     4   2  0    44       JAY-Z (563)
 EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006        5  21  0    36       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA37 6076                     1   0  1    33       ABOMINATION (393)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 H TO THE IZZO 6015            4   7  0    22       JAY-Z (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWYL MONSON 6052             4   2  0    21       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-ROCKY 6060                    1   0  0    13       THE CLUB (559)
 FUNKY FLOYD 6084              1   0  0    11       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
 GARTH MAUL 5926               1   6  0     9       VIKINGS (34)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA38 6077               0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      MOUNTAIN TROLL        690  NONE
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DA37 6076             690  NONE
DEAD 2 6085             0  1 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  DARK CHAMPION         690  NONE
DEAD ONE 6083           0  1 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  STONE GOLEM           690  NONE
WORTHLESS 5170          2  3 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  SHAWN CARTER 6012     689   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants from Kolact.  The others, too, probably, but here,
we only salute the Kolactans. -- the Moondogs

This week's fights look a lot like last week's fights, and we just don't much feel
like talking about them.  It's probably the rain.  Shorts out thinking.  Or drowns
it.  Two-three, coulda been worse.  So, to those we fought, we say, "Good fight." --
We Moondogs Who Fought You

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD 2 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DEAD ONE was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA37 luckily killed HIGH ELF in a action packed 4 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA38 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
JAGABORG demolished BATIATUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CIRIC overpowered IAYELLE ORBIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ULF SUNDERHELM devastated JIGGA in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
FROST/NIXON unbelievably bested MONZAR ORBISAR in a 4 minute expert's melee.
SKYHAWK vanquished SHAWN CARTER in a 2 minute uneven fight.
PARTY FLOYD vanquished EUTHERINE PLANEDA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEIMOON FARR was handily defeated by BIG HEAD FLOYD in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
EL PRESIDENTE was savagely defeated by DORA T. EXPLORA in a 5 minute match.
HUMAN CENTIPEDE devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HOWYL MONSON was devastated by HOVA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
H TO THE IZZO viciously subdued GARTH MAUL in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
FUNKY FLOYD bested PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW         9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  10 -  1      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  12 -  1      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  28 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  18 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  29 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 690 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ULF SUNDERHELM 5888        14   5  2  138 VIKINGS (34)
TOTAL PARRY      FROST/NIXON 5970           18  10  0   82 BACON MAKIN' (550)
PARRY-LUNGE      SKYHAWK 1228               18  10  0   81 VIKINGS (34)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAGABORG 5925               7   1  0   77 VIKINGS (34)
SLASHING ATTACK  IAYELLE ORBIN 5986         16  13  0   61 THE MOONDOGS (97)
LUNGING ATTACK   SHAWN CARTER 6012          11   6  1   55 JAY-Z (563)
AIMED BLOW       PARTY FLOYD 5169            4   0  0   47 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MONZAR ORBISAR 6004.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EL PRESIDENTE 6016.  The ten other most popular fighters were H TO THE IZZO 
6015, MONZAR ORBISAR 6004, FUNKY FLOYD 6084, DEAD ONE 6083, JAGABORG 5925, SHAWN 
CARTER 6012, PARTY FLOYD 5169, DEIMOON FARR 5985, BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168, and DEAD 2 
6085.

The least popular fighter this week was HOWYL MONSON 6052.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FROST/NIXON 5970, IAYELLE ORBIN 5986, DA37 6076, GARTH MAUL 
5926, DORA T. EXPLORA 6007, EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006, JIGGA 6014, BATIATUS 5992, DA38 
6077, and HOVA 6013.