DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/22/2012 Duedate: 06/04/2012
KOLACT ARENA
DM-10 TURN-691
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ULF SUNDERHELM
VIKINGS (34)
(10-5888) [15-5-2,144]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ULF SUNDERHELM PARTY FLOYD
VIKINGS (34) FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
(10-5888) [15-5-2,144] (10-5169) [5-0-0,63]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MONZAR ORBISAR JAGABORG
THE MOONDOGS (97) VIKINGS (34)
(10-6004) [11-17-0,70] (10-5925) [8-1-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE CLUB (559)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE CLUB (559) 38
2. FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) 30 THE CLUB (559)
3. THE MOONDOGS (97) 26 Unchartered Team
4. JAY-Z (563) 14
5. VIKINGS (34) 3 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THE CLUB (559) 79 41 2 65.8 1/ 4 THE CLUB (559) 8 2 0
2/ 2 VIKINGS (34) 236 188 15 55.7 2/ 3 JAY-Z (563) 7 4 2
3/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550) 150 120 5 55.6 3/ 1 VIKINGS (34) 7 8 0
4/ 4 JAY-Z (563) 37 33 3 52.9 4/ 5*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) 6 8 0
5/ 5 ABOMINATION (393) 261 252 15 50.9 5/ 2 ABOMINATION (393) 5 10 1
6/ 6 THE MOONDOGS (97) 670 870 15 43.5 6/ 7 THE MOONDOGS (97) 4 11 0
7/ 7*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486) 13 19 0 40.6 7/ 6 BACON MAKIN' (550) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 701): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 706): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 678): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 702): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 697): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 706): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 690): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 692): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 691): RAZE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 639): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 590): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 701): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 584): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 706): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 678): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 702): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 697): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 706): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 690): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 692): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 691): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 657): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 639): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 590): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
(turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to VIKINGS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the THE CLUB stable.
Coming up with a solid 4-1-0 outing, THE CLUB has advanced 3 places in the rankings.
Hey everybody, watch out for IAYELLE ORBIN, who flew up 24 points in the rankings
after mashing SKYHAWK like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a
basher in the top ten was CIRIC, who dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say
the least) bout with BONNIE. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody
knuckles was JAY-Z's JIGGA, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by ULF
SUNDERHELM. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at
bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid FLOYD ANONYMOUS, please raise you
hand. Wow. Does KOLACT really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny,
but catch ABOMINATION's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at
running from FLOYD ANONYMOUS. And who is this MONZAR ORBISAR you ask, with 70 points
and a 11-17-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! BATIATUS of ABOMINATION had
better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a challenge which he lost.
I thought BATIATUS showed great skill and promise when he was defeated by PARTY
FLOYD. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). For those of you who missed it, Death
showed up, grabbed EUTHERINE PLANEDA by the ear and took her away to a place where
she won't need a coat. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in
the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KOLACT have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ULF SUNDERHELM 5888 15 5 2 144 VIKINGS (34)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAGABORG 5925 8 1 0 95 VIKINGS (34)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BONNIE 5979 17 8 0 87 THE CLUB (559)
CLYDE 5980 16 9 0 87 THE CLUB (559)
IAYELLE ORBIN 5986 17 13 0 85 THE MOONDOGS (97)
JIGGA 6014 8 8 0 78 JAY-Z (563)
FROST/NIXON 5970 18 11 0 71 BACON MAKIN' (550)
CIRIC 970 16 17 2 70 VIKINGS (34)
MONZAR ORBISAR 6004 11 17 0 70 THE MOONDOGS (97)
SKYHAWK 1228 18 11 0 69 VIKINGS (34)
MUGSY 6029 6 2 0 68 THE CLUB (559)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHAWN CARTER 6012 12 6 1 63 JAY-Z (563)
PARTY FLOYD 5169 5 0 0 63 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
DORA T. EXPLORA 6007 13 12 0 60 ABOMINATION (393)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EL PRESIDENTE 6016 9 10 2 56 JAY-Z (563)
HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027 10 8 1 54 ABOMINATION (393)
DEIMOON FARR 5985 9 21 0 48 THE MOONDOGS (97)
BATIATUS 5992 10 9 0 47 ABOMINATION (393)
BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168 3 4 0 45 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
-HOVA 6013 4 2 0 44 JAY-Z (563)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FUNKY FLOYD 6084 2 0 0 23 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-H TO THE IZZO 6015 4 7 0 22 JAY-Z (563)
ROCKY 6060 2 0 0 21 THE CLUB (559)
HOWYL MONSON 6052 4 3 0 15 THE MOONDOGS (97)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA 39 6086 0 1 0 ABOMINATION 393 HIGH ELF 691 NONE
DA37 6076 1 1 1 ABOMINATION 393 STONE GOLEM 691 NONE
DEAD AGAIN 6087 0 1 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486 SPYMASTER 691 NONE
WORTHLESS 5170 2 3 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486 SHAWN CARTER 6012 689
GOON 5 6089 0 1 0 THE CLUB 559 SHEWISH GIANT 691 NONE
EUTHERINE PLANED 6006 5 22 0 THE MOONDOGS 97 EL PRESIDENTE 6016 691
GARTH MAUL 5926 1 7 0 VIKINGS 34 SPYMASTER 691 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Ciric -- You are too short to be a REAL Viking. I know how the stories go! They're
tall and have horns and blond beards. You need to grow more. -- Iayelle Orbin
Frost Nixon -- I hate when the weather changes like that. It makes my bones ache. --
Monzar Orbisar
Party Floyd -- There was a party and I *missed* it? -- Eutherine Planeda
Big Head Floyd -- I kept thinking that if I could land a blow just RIGHT, your head
would pop like a balloon. Not this time, but we'll see. -- Deimoon Farr
Hova -- Oh, well. It isn't like a losing turn is UNUSUAL for us. -- Howyl Monson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA37 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
GARTH MAUL was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
GOON 5 was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA 39 was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena contest.
DEAD AGAIN was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
JAGABORG devastated FROST/NIXON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BATIATUS was devastated by PARTY FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HUMAN CENTIPEDE was overcome by MONZAR ORBISAR in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
FUNKY FLOYD won victory over HOWYL MONSON in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ULF SUNDERHELM vanquished JIGGA in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
CLYDE won victory over CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
CIRIC was overpowered by BONNIE in a 3 minute one-sided melee.
SKYHAWK was overpowered by IAYELLE ORBIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MUGSY devastated BIG HEAD FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DEIMOON FARR was demolished by SHAWN CARTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EUTHERINE PLANEDA was executed by EL PRESIDENTE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DORA T. EXPLORA defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 3 minute duel.
ROCKY overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 10 - 1 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 12 - 1 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 26 - 2 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 29 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 691 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK ULF SUNDERHELM 5888 15 5 2 144 VIKINGS (34)
STRIKING ATTACK JAGABORG 5925 8 1 0 95 VIKINGS (34)
TOTAL PARRY BONNIE 5979 17 8 0 87 THE CLUB (559)
LUNGING ATTACK CLYDE 5980 16 9 0 87 THE CLUB (559)
SLASHING ATTACK IAYELLE ORBIN 5986 17 13 0 85 THE MOONDOGS (97)
PARRY-LUNGE SKYHAWK 1228 18 11 0 69 VIKINGS (34)
AIMED BLOW PARTY FLOYD 5169 5 0 0 63 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MONZAR ORBISAR 6004. The most popular warrior this
turn was JAGABORG 5925. The ten other most popular fighters were MONZAR ORBISAR
6004, FUNKY FLOYD 6084, CLYDE 5980, PARTY FLOYD 5169, HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027, CIRIC
970, DORA T. EXPLORA 6007, HOWYL MONSON 6052, ULF SUNDERHELM 5888, and BONNIE 5979.
The least popular fighter this week was DA37 6076. The other ten least popular
fighters were DEIMOON FARR 5985, BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168, SKYHAWK 1228, JIGGA 6014,
BATIATUS 5992, DEAD AGAIN 6087, GOON 5 6089, GARTH MAUL 5926, EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006,
and SHAWN CARTER 6012.