DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/22/2012    Duedate: 06/04/2012

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-691

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ULF SUNDERHELM
VIKINGS (34)
(10-5888) [15-5-2,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ULF SUNDERHELM                 PARTY FLOYD
VIKINGS (34)                   FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
(10-5888) [15-5-2,144]         (10-5169) [5-0-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MONZAR ORBISAR                 JAGABORG
THE MOONDOGS (97)              VIKINGS (34)
(10-6004) [11-17-0,70]         (10-5925) [8-1-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE CLUB (559)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE CLUB (559)              38
2. FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)       30      THE CLUB (559)
3. THE MOONDOGS (97)           26      Unchartered Team
4. JAY-Z (563)                 14
5. VIKINGS (34)                 3      FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559)            79  41  2 65.8   1/ 4 THE CLUB (559)            8  2 0
 2/ 2 VIKINGS (34)             236 188 15 55.7   2/ 3 JAY-Z (563)               7  4 2
 3/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550)       150 120  5 55.6   3/ 1 VIKINGS (34)              7  8 0
 4/ 4 JAY-Z (563)               37  33  3 52.9   4/ 5*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)     6  8 0
 5/ 5 ABOMINATION (393)        261 252 15 50.9   5/ 2 ABOMINATION (393)         5 10 1
 6/ 6 THE MOONDOGS (97)        670 870 15 43.5   6/ 7 THE MOONDOGS (97)         4 11 0
 7/ 7*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)     13  19  0 40.6   7/ 6 BACON MAKIN' (550)        2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): RAZE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
                           TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
                  (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to VIKINGS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the THE CLUB stable. 
Coming up with a solid 4-1-0 outing, THE CLUB has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  
Hey everybody, watch out for IAYELLE ORBIN, who flew up 24 points in the rankings 
after mashing SKYHAWK like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was CIRIC, who dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say 
the least) bout with BONNIE.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody 
knuckles was JAY-Z's JIGGA, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by ULF 
SUNDERHELM.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at 
bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid FLOYD ANONYMOUS, please raise you 
hand.  Wow.  Does KOLACT really have that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, 
but catch ABOMINATION's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at 
running from FLOYD ANONYMOUS.  And who is this MONZAR ORBISAR you ask, with 70 points 
and a 11-17-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  BATIATUS of ABOMINATION had 
better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a challenge which he lost. 
I thought BATIATUS showed great skill and promise when he was defeated by PARTY 
FLOYD.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  For those of you who missed it, Death 
showed up, grabbed EUTHERINE PLANEDA by the ear and took her away to a place where 
she won't need a coat.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in 
the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KOLACT have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULF SUNDERHELM 5888          15   5  2   144       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAGABORG 5925                 8   1  0    95       VIKINGS (34)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONNIE 5979                  17   8  0    87       THE CLUB (559)
 CLYDE 5980                   16   9  0    87       THE CLUB (559)
 IAYELLE ORBIN 5986           17  13  0    85       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 JIGGA 6014                    8   8  0    78       JAY-Z (563)
 FROST/NIXON 5970             18  11  0    71       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 CIRIC 970                    16  17  2    70       VIKINGS (34)
 MONZAR ORBISAR 6004          11  17  0    70       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 SKYHAWK 1228                 18  11  0    69       VIKINGS (34)
 MUGSY 6029                    6   2  0    68       THE CLUB (559)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAWN CARTER 6012            12   6  1    63       JAY-Z (563)
 PARTY FLOYD 5169              5   0  0    63       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
 DORA T. EXPLORA 6007         13  12  0    60       ABOMINATION (393)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EL PRESIDENTE 6016            9  10  2    56       JAY-Z (563)
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027         10   8  1    54       ABOMINATION (393)
 DEIMOON FARR 5985             9  21  0    48       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 BATIATUS 5992                10   9  0    47       ABOMINATION (393)
 BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168           3   4  0    45       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
-HOVA 6013                     4   2  0    44       JAY-Z (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUNKY FLOYD 6084              2   0  0    23       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-H TO THE IZZO 6015            4   7  0    22       JAY-Z (563)
 ROCKY 6060                    2   0  0    21       THE CLUB (559)
 HOWYL MONSON 6052             4   3  0    15       THE MOONDOGS (97)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA 39 6086              0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      HIGH ELF              691  NONE
DA37 6076               1  1 1 ABOMINATION 393      STONE GOLEM           691  NONE
DEAD AGAIN 6087         0  1 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  SPYMASTER             691  NONE
WORTHLESS 5170          2  3 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  SHAWN CARTER 6012     689   
GOON 5 6089             0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         SHEWISH GIANT         691  NONE
EUTHERINE PLANED 6006   5 22 0 THE MOONDOGS 97      EL PRESIDENTE 6016    691   
GARTH MAUL 5926         1  7 0 VIKINGS 34           SPYMASTER             691  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ciric -- You are too short to be a REAL Viking.  I know how the stories go!  They're
tall and have horns and blond beards.  You need to grow more. -- Iayelle Orbin

Frost Nixon -- I hate when the weather changes like that.  It makes my bones ache. --
Monzar Orbisar

Party Floyd -- There was a party and I *missed* it? -- Eutherine Planeda

Big Head Floyd -- I kept thinking that if I could land a blow just RIGHT, your head
would pop like a balloon.  Not this time, but we'll see. -- Deimoon Farr

Hova -- Oh, well.  It isn't like a losing turn is UNUSUAL for us. -- Howyl Monson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA37 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
GARTH MAUL was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
GOON 5 was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA 39 was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena contest.
DEAD AGAIN was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
JAGABORG devastated FROST/NIXON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BATIATUS was devastated by PARTY FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HUMAN CENTIPEDE was overcome by MONZAR ORBISAR in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
FUNKY FLOYD won victory over HOWYL MONSON in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ULF SUNDERHELM vanquished JIGGA in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
CLYDE won victory over CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
CIRIC was overpowered by BONNIE in a 3 minute one-sided melee.
SKYHAWK was overpowered by IAYELLE ORBIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MUGSY devastated BIG HEAD FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DEIMOON FARR was demolished by SHAWN CARTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EUTHERINE PLANEDA was executed by EL PRESIDENTE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DORA T. EXPLORA defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 3 minute duel.
ROCKY overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  10 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  12 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  26 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  29 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 691 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ULF SUNDERHELM 5888        15   5  2  144 VIKINGS (34)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAGABORG 5925               8   1  0   95 VIKINGS (34)
TOTAL PARRY      BONNIE 5979                17   8  0   87 THE CLUB (559)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLYDE 5980                 16   9  0   87 THE CLUB (559)
SLASHING ATTACK  IAYELLE ORBIN 5986         17  13  0   85 THE MOONDOGS (97)
PARRY-LUNGE      SKYHAWK 1228               18  11  0   69 VIKINGS (34)
AIMED BLOW       PARTY FLOYD 5169            5   0  0   63 FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MONZAR ORBISAR 6004.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JAGABORG 5925.  The ten other most popular fighters were MONZAR ORBISAR 
6004, FUNKY FLOYD 6084, CLYDE 5980, PARTY FLOYD 5169, HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027, CIRIC 
970, DORA T. EXPLORA 6007, HOWYL MONSON 6052, ULF SUNDERHELM 5888, and BONNIE 5979.

The least popular fighter this week was DA37 6076.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DEIMOON FARR 5985, BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168, SKYHAWK 1228, JIGGA 6014, 
BATIATUS 5992, DEAD AGAIN 6087, GOON 5 6089, GARTH MAUL 5926, EUTHERINE PLANEDA 6006, 
and SHAWN CARTER 6012.