DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/19/2012    Duedate: 07/02/2012

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-693

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLYDE
THE CLUB (559)
(10-5980) [18-9-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              FUNKY FLOYD
                               FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
                               (10-6084) [3-1-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MONZAR ORBISAR                 SHAWN CARTER
THE MOONDOGS (97)              JAY-Z (563)
(10-6004) [11-19-0,67]         (10-6012) [12-8-1,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE CLUB (559)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ABOMINATION (393)           43
2. THE CLUB (559)              42      THE CLUB (559)
3. JAY-Z (563)                 15      Unchartered Team
4. FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)       10
5. BACON MAKIN' (550)           7      FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559)            86  44  2 66.2   1/ 2 THE CLUB (559)           11  4 0
 2/ 2 VIKINGS (34)             242 192 16 55.8   2/ 1 VIKINGS (34)              8  7 1
 3/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550)       151 121  5 55.5   3/ 3*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)     6  7 0
 4/ 4 ABOMINATION (393)        266 257 16 50.9   4/ 6 THE MOONDOGS (97)         6  8 0
 5/ 5 JAY-Z (563)               38  39  3 49.4   5/ 4 ABOMINATION (393)         6  9 1
 6/ 6 THE MOONDOGS (97)        674 875 15 43.5   6/ 5 JAY-Z (563)               3  7 1
 7/ 7*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)     17  24  0 41.5   7/ 7 BACON MAKIN' (550)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                               NOT MUCH TIME IS LEFT
                                        to
                          ENTER THE TURF WAR COMPETITION
                                        and
                                  TEAMS ARE NEEDED

     The Turf War is coming.  The Turf War is coming.  TW8 will begin in DM47 the
first turn following the Philadelphia Face.  Mark July 27 on your calendar.  There is
only one turn left between now and The Wars -- the one on July 3.  Sign up.  Find a
team.  Choose a captain.  Get confirmed.  And send in your two rollup certs.  You can
do it all in the July 3 newsletter.  DO NOT MISS OUT ON THIS COMPETITION AND THE
PRIZES!
     The status of the current entries (as of June 5) is as follows:

M*MBO (Master Darque)           Dec  Conf  CertsIn
Ottodrome (Otto X)               y     y     y
Bubba's TW Army (Bubbagnoosh)    y     y     y
Darque Forces (Master Darque)    y     y     y
Fast Food (Madwand)              y     y     y

OZ FEAST LE BANANA (Mannequin)  Dec  Conf  Certs In
Second Bananas (Mannequin)       y     y     y
Mystic Orc Feast (Slugbait)      y     y     y
Land of Oz (Oz)                  y     y     y
Les Turfistes (Le Pentarque)     y     y     y

CLUB FED (Vae Victus)           Dec  Conf  CertsIn
In Qeternum (Vae Victus)         y     y     y
Obsidian Order (Skaven)          y     y     y
Devil's Rejects (Lucifer)        N     N     y
Real Men Wear Pink (Glitter Boy) y     y     N

LBA (Assur)                     Dec  Conf  CertsIn
Bash Bros Park (Assur)           y     y     y
Shewish Buffet (OAB)             y     y     y
Horny Goat -X (Grimm)            N     N     N

     Perhaps you have not seen the rules for TW8, which has been posted in all
newsletters?  Here they are.

                                *TURF WAR 8 RULES*

Starting July 30 2012 (12 turns)
Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47)
newsletter.
        2.  Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
        3.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification must
occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participants declaration.
(Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack of Captain
confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate.  (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already
submitted by Captain.  Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the
winning pool of prizes.)
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.  Announcement made
on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter.  NO EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or
subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No arena multiple teams
or aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate manager
disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to
take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other
team warriors).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not
properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1.  In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the
Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn
3.  All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification,
and Gift Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of
the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final.
(Note: the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if
any, are required from the moderators.)

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                                   Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge (up or within same class) +2     -2     +5       -5
Down Challenge "Challenger"         -2     -2     -5       -5
Down Challenge "Challenged"         +2      0     +5       -5
Match Up                            +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down)    +2     -5     +5      -10 
Champion **                         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*                        +10     -5     xx       xx
Tournament Death***                                        -3
Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage ****
Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage ****
    * After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins.
    ** Champions double applies to his score only - not to opponent.
    *** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death
or death in a tournament or graduation.  There must be a maximum of five only on a
team at any point and time.  (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)
Points awarded for team tournament participation are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2
entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants.  A TV scores 7
points or a TC scores 15 points.   Death in a tournament results in a -3 score.
    ***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd
(etc).  (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its
possible fights.)  Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc)
for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc).  (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must
have fought 75% of its possible fights.)

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Full Team:                                        +1
      1. A team which fights 4+ warriors (Includes DAing) gets a point
Full Alliance                                     +1
      2. An alliance were ALL teams get a Full Team point earns a point
Full Team/Alliance scores
      3. Will double for the last half (6 rounds) of TW8.
Style Master:                                     +2
      1. No matter how many stylemasters, an individual team can score only +2 per
         round.
Duelmaster:                                       +2
      1. Duelmaster points shall be earned separate of stylemaster points.

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
         (DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
     5.  A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that
         same turn.  (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring.)

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.
        3.  To score as a bloodfeud, then feud/death must have occurred totally
within the TW8.  (E.g. Feuds created prior to TW8 will not be deemed or scored as a
bloodfeud, but rather as a challenge or downchallenge.

Downchallenges:
        1.  A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior in a lower
class.  (Lower class is defined as lower than the identical class.  E.g. A challenger
champion class challenging a champion class is a down challenge.)
        2.  In TW8 a standard challenge is up (in recognition points), parallel or
within the identical class but lower recognition.
        3.  No challenge by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.  (This
rule supersedes all other downchallenge rules.)

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
        2.  Tournament Victors (live only) won during the course of the contest will
gain a one (1) time bonus of 7 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s)
wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions (live only) won during the course of the contest
will gain a one (1) time bonus of 15 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points awarded for tournament participation are are 1 for 1 entrant, 3
for 2 entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants.  A TV
scores 7 points additional or a TC scores 15 points additional.  Death in a
tournament results in an additional -3 score.
        5.  Points for entrants, TVs, TCs, and tournament deaths will be applied the
Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e.,
if the results post on North Fork turn 300, points will be credited on North Fork
turn 301 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance
for the Turf War VII.  The minimum is two (2).
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first FE turn (e.g. no arena or
tournament fights) only, of every warrior, without penalty.
        5.  If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the
arena is aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by
the gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be asked
to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.

Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest.  However, for TW8, a prize
(RU cert) will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager
that fights five fights and has the best w/l record that turn. (Tiebreakers are in
this order -- kills, recognition points earned.)  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the
competition.  It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift
Certificates.  Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance
to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

     All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for
the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.)
     The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning
alliance, and two additional for the captain of the alliance).
        3.  Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two skills per
warrior.
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied
to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from
RSI.
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

This contest will begin in late July 2012 following the Summer FTF.
                             **TW8 Revision 06-05-12**

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 703): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 586): PAPEWAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 708): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 680): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 704): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 699): ODD of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 708): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 692): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 694): BABY ON BOARD of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 693): FISH of THE BOWLS (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 659): BEEF of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 648): LION'S MANE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 641): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 592): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 537): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 251): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 585): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 703): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 586): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 708): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 680): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 704): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 699): MMM BEER (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 708): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 692): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 694): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 693): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 659): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 648): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 641): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 592): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 537): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 251): BASH BROS CABLE (Asssurnasirbanipal, mgr>)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 585) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 680): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 694): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                (turn 693): LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 648): LION'S MANE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to KOLACT once again!  Bein' on top is great while it lasts, 
VIKINGS.  But how many friends do you have now?  What's with JIGGA?  He actually beat 
VIKINGS' CIRIC, and walked away with 20 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at 
VIKINGS.  CIRIC lost 20 points to JIGGA.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe CIRIC 
will provide more easy wins...  Another fighter (CLYDE 18-9-0) challenged another 
Duelmaster (ULF SUNDERHELM 16-6-2).  Life goes on.  I'm sure KOLACT is excited about 
CLYDE, the new Duelmaster from THE CLUB.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many 
as I have...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your 
fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
VIKINGS.  The bums at THE CLUB couldn't face the challenges from VIKINGS!  No excuse 
for that!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  I like to see warriors put young whippersnappers in their 
place.  I guess you could say VIKINGS'SKYHAWK did just that.  Right FLOYD ANONYMOUS?  
We all knew it had to happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't stick around with a 
4-5-0, and BATIATUS easily took care of BIG HEAD FLOYD.  Here's some advice:  study 
your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
KOLACT is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't 
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLYDE 5980                   18   9  0   114       THE CLUB (559)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAGABORG 5925                10   1  0   114       VIKINGS (34)
 MUGSY 6029                    8   2  0    94       THE CLUB (559)
 JIGGA 6014                    9   9  0    92       JAY-Z (563)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULF SUNDERHELM 5888          16   6  2    89       VIKINGS (34)
 SKYHAWK 1228                 20  11  1    88       VIKINGS (34)
 BONNIE 5979                  18   9  0    85       THE CLUB (559)
 DORA T. EXPLORA 6007         15  12  0    77       ABOMINATION (393)
 FROST/NIXON 5970             19  12  0    73       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 CIRIC 970                    17  18  2    71       VIKINGS (34)
 BATIATUS 5992                12   9  1    70       ABOMINATION (393)
 IAYELLE ORBIN 5986           17  15  0    67       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 MONZAR ORBISAR 6004          11  19  0    67       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAWN CARTER 6012            12   8  1    64       JAY-Z (563)
 DEIMOON FARR 5985            11  21  0    63       THE MOONDOGS (97)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027         11   9  1    55       ABOMINATION (393)
 EL PRESIDENTE 6016            9  12  2    41       JAY-Z (563)
-HOVA 6013                     4   3  0    40       JAY-Z (563)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCKY 6060                    4   0  0    32       THE CLUB (559)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-H TO THE IZZO 6015            4   7  0    22       JAY-Z (563)
 FUNKY FLOYD 6084              3   1  0    22       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
 HOWYL MONSON 6052             5   4  0    20       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 FLOYD THE HUTT 6088           2   0  0    18       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
 CERISA BRIGHT 6100            1   0  0     5       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 HASTIGHET 6092                0   2  0     2       VIKINGS (34)
 SLIM 6091                     0   2  0     2       THE CLUB (559)
 MUZLYMB XTRMIST 6102          0   1  0     1       ABOMINATION (393)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA 42 6101              0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      SPYMASTER             693  NONE
BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168     4  5 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  BATIATUS 5992         693   
PARTY FLOYD 5169        5  2 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  SKYHAWK 1228          693   
WORTHLESS 5170          2  3 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  SHAWN CARTER 6012     689  NOT REVENGED
EUTHERINE PLANED 6006   5 22 0 THE MOONDOGS 97      EL PRESIDENTE 6016    691   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ciric -- Are both those cs in your name hard?  Or is the first one soft and sneaky?
-- Iayelle Orbin

Hova -- Splendid!  Only five times your visible fights, and the steward calls it
"uneven."  Little does he know! -- Deimoon Farr

Ulf Sunderhelm -- Interesting, I lose to the duelmaster and am the popularity leader?
Ah, but I always put on a good show.... -- Monzar Orbisar
P.S.  Although you couldn't prove that last by reading the fight transcript.

Funky Floyd -- A loss to keep you safe at the tourney. -- Howyl Monson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA 42 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CLYDE devastated ULF SUNDERHELM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
ROCKY overcame HOWYL MONSON in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
HASTIGHET was vanquished by FUNKY FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
JAGABORG overpowered IAYELLE ORBIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CIRIC was devastated by JIGGA in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MUGSY overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SKYHAWK put to death PARTY FLOYD in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DORA T. EXPLORA won victory over MONZAR ORBISAR in a 2 minute expert's duel.
BONNIE outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a 7 minute duel.
BATIATUS dispatched BIG HEAD FLOYD in a popular 1 minute fight.
FROST/NIXON luckily beat SHAWN CARTER in a popular 2 minute melee.
EL PRESIDENTE was overpowered by HUMAN CENTIPEDE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
DEIMOON FARR handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
FLOYD THE HUTT devastated SLIM in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CERISA BRIGHT overcame MUZLYMB XTRMIST in a popular 3 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  14 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  25 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  11 -  2      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  29 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  10 -  0       9  |

Turn 693 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CLYDE 5980                 18   9  0  114 THE CLUB (559)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAGABORG 5925              10   1  0  114 VIKINGS (34)
BASHING ATTACK   MUGSY 6029                  8   2  0   94 THE CLUB (559)
PARRY-LUNGE      SKYHAWK 1228               20  11  1   88 VIKINGS (34)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BONNIE 5979                18   9  0   85 THE CLUB (559)
SLASHING ATTACK  IAYELLE ORBIN 5986         17  15  0   67 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MONZAR ORBISAR 6004.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHAWN CARTER 6012.  The ten other most popular fighters were MUZLYMB XTRMIST 
6102, DEIMOON FARR 5985, BONNIE 5979, ROCKY 6060, JAGABORG 5925, SKYHAWK 1228, DORA 
T. EXPLORA 6007, MONZAR ORBISAR 6004, BATIATUS 5992, and HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027.

The least popular fighter this week was SLIM 6091.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EL PRESIDENTE 6016, IAYELLE ORBIN 5986, HASTIGHET 6092, ULF SUNDERHELM 
5888, DA 42 6101, FLOYD THE HUTT 6088, FROST/NIXON 5970, BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168, PARTY 
FLOYD 5169, and JIGGA 6014.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ULF SUNDERHELM (10-5888) VIKINGS (34)