DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/03/2012    Duedate: 07/16/2012

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-694

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLYDE
THE CLUB (559)
(10-5980) [19-9-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLYDE                          POSITION IS EMPTY
THE CLUB (559)                 
(10-5980) [19-9-0,124]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MONZAR ORBISAR                 HOWYL MONSON
THE MOONDOGS (97)              THE MOONDOGS (97)
(10-6004) [11-20-0,58]         (10-6052) [6-4-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE CLUB (559)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE CLUB (559)              41
2. JAY-Z (563)                 24      THE CLUB (559)
3. VIKINGS (34)                19      Unchartered Team
4. ABOMINATION (393)            8
5. FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)        0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559)            91  44  2 67.4   1/ 1 THE CLUB (559)           12  3 0
 2/ 2 VIKINGS (34)             246 193 16 56.0   2/ 2 VIKINGS (34)             10  5 1
 3/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550)       151 122  5 55.3   3/ 5 ABOMINATION (393)         7  8 1
 4/ 4 ABOMINATION (393)        268 260 16 50.8   4/ 4 THE MOONDOGS (97)         5  9 0
 5/ 5 JAY-Z (563)               40  41  3 49.4   5- 3*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)     4  5 0
 6/ 6 THE MOONDOGS (97)        675 879 15 43.4   6/ 6 JAY-Z (563)               3  8 0
 7- 7*FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)     17  24  0 41.5   7/ 7 BACON MAKIN' (550)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 704): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 587): PAPEWAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 709): VELOVORINSAL NORS of GAMES LIBRARIANS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 681): VAR-KHAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 705): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 700): DAZEY MAY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 709): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 693): CLYDE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 695): BABY ON BOARD of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 694): GRASS SEED of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 660): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 649): LOGRANAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 642): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 593): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 282): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 275): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 538): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 251): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 586): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 704): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 587): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 709): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 681): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 705): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 700): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 709): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 693): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 695): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 694): THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 660): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 649): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 642): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 593): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 282): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 275): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 538): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 251): BASH BROS CABLE (Asssurnasirbanipal, mgr>)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 586) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 680): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 693): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 694): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 694): GRASS SEED of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 648): LION'S MANE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 593): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Advancing in 
the rankings was VIKINGS who went from last turn's 242-192-16, to this week's record 
of 246-193-16.  Hey everybody, watch out for EL PRESIDENTE, who flew up 18 points in 
the rankings after mashing HUMAN CENTIPEDE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  HUMAN CENTIPEDE was 
subdued by EL PRESIDENTE and drops 11 points.  Going for the gusto and coming up with 
aught but bloody knuckles was VIKINGS' JAGABORG, who was turned away from the 
Duelmastership by CLYDE.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day 
keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid VIKINGS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does KOLACT really have that many liars? 
Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch THE CLUB's act in the arena.  Those acrobats 
seem to be fairly deft at running from VIKINGS.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the KOLACT giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye. 
(Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLYDE 5980                   19   9  0   124       THE CLUB (559)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUGSY 6029                    9   2  0   102       THE CLUB (559)
 SKYHAWK 1228                 21  11  1   101       VIKINGS (34)
 JAGABORG 5925                10   2  0    98       VIKINGS (34)
 BONNIE 5979                  19   9  0    93       THE CLUB (559)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DORA T. EXPLORA 6007         16  12  0    83       ABOMINATION (393)
 JIGGA 6014                    9  10  0    83       JAY-Z (563)
 SHAWN CARTER 6012            13   8  1    81       JAY-Z (563)
 CIRIC 970                    18  18  2    80       VIKINGS (34)
 FROST/NIXON 5970             19  13  0    70       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 BATIATUS 5992                12  10  1    68       ABOMINATION (393)
 IAYELLE ORBIN 5986           17  16  0    67       THE MOONDOGS (97)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EL PRESIDENTE 6016           10  12  2    59       JAY-Z (563)
 MONZAR ORBISAR 6004          11  20  0    58       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 DEIMOON FARR 5985            11  22  0    58       THE MOONDOGS (97)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027         11  10  1    44       ABOMINATION (393)
-HOVA 6013                     4   3  0    40       JAY-Z (563)
 ROCKY 6060                    5   0  0    34       THE CLUB (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWYL MONSON 6052             6   4  0    29       THE MOONDOGS (97)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUNKY FLOYD 6084              3   1  0    22       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
 H TO THE IZZO 6015            4   8  0    20       JAY-Z (563)
-FLOYD THE HUTT 6088           2   0  0    18       FLOYD ANONYMOUS (486)
 SLIM 6091                     1   2  0    15       THE CLUB (559)
 MORE MONN 6111                1   0  0    14       ABOMINATION (393)
 HASTIGHET 6092                1   2  0    10       VIKINGS (34)
 CERISA BRIGHT 6100            1   1  0     4       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 MUZLYMB XTRMIST 6102          0   2  0     2       ABOMINATION (393)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BIG HEAD FLOYD 5168     4  5 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  BATIATUS 5992         693   
PARTY FLOYD 5169        5  2 0 FLOYD ANONYMOUS 486  SKYHAWK 1228          693   
EUTHERINE PLANED 6006   5 22 0 THE MOONDOGS 97      EL PRESIDENTE 6016    691   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ghost of Big Head Floyd -- Oops!  Sorry about that!!  Guess I don't know my own
strength!!! -- Batiatus

Monzar Orbisar -- Did you like my rope-a-dope routine?!? -- Dora T. Explora

El Presidente -- The next time you fight you may want to bring a man's weapon.  Not
that stupid toothpick. -- Human Centipede

Cerisa Bright -- Beginner's luck I say!!! -- Muzlymb Xtrmist

Our congratulations to Ulf Sunderhelm.  Lose the title and gain the world. -- Jorja
and the Moondogs

Rocky -- That was a horror show. -- Howyl Monson

Jagaborg -- Somehow, I wasn't surprised to lose that one. -- Iayelle Orbin

Dora T. Explora -- Is this still about that map?  I had it checked, and it's a
FORGERY. -- Monzar Orbisar
P.S.  But I have heard about a different map, if we can just ransom this guy out of
jail.

Eh, the Userous Merchant.  Bah.  Pooh. -- Deimoon Farr

Muzzy -- Um, how did you get that name?  It looks, well, abominable. -- Cerisa Bright

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLYDE bested JAGABORG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
JIGGA was vanquished by SKYHAWK in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
MUGSY vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DORA T. EXPLORA overpowered DEIMOON FARR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IAYELLE ORBIN was devastated by ULF SUNDERHELM in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BATIATUS was overpowered by BONNIE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
FROST/NIXON was viciously subdued by SHAWN CARTER in a 3 minute veteran's competition.
MONZAR ORBISAR was vanquished by CIRIC in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HUMAN CENTIPEDE was overpowered by EL PRESIDENTE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROCKY defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
HOWYL MONSON viciously subdued H TO THE IZZO in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
MUZLYMB XTRMIST was subdued by HASTIGHET in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
SLIM demolished CERISA BRIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MORE MONN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  13 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  10 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  24 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  11 -  2      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  27 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  10 -  0       9  |

Turn 694 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CLYDE 5980                 19   9  0  124 THE CLUB (559)
BASHING ATTACK   MUGSY 6029                  9   2  0  102 THE CLUB (559)
PARRY-LUNGE      SKYHAWK 1228               21  11  1  101 VIKINGS (34)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAGABORG 5925              10   2  0   98 VIKINGS (34)
TOTAL PARRY      BONNIE 5979                19   9  0   93 THE CLUB (559)
SLASHING ATTACK  IAYELLE ORBIN 5986         17  16  0   67 THE MOONDOGS (97)
WALL OF STEEL    ROCKY 6060                  5   0  0   34 THE CLUB (559)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MONZAR ORBISAR 6004.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HOWYL MONSON 6052.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHAWN CARTER 
6012, HASTIGHET 6092, BATIATUS 5992, ROCKY 6060, SKYHAWK 1228, MORE MONN 6111, CLYDE 
5980, JAGABORG 5925, MUGSY 6029, and BONNIE 5979.

The least popular fighter this week was CERISA BRIGHT 6100.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were H TO THE IZZO 6015, HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027, MONZAR ORBISAR 6004, 
IAYELLE ORBIN 5986, DEIMOON FARR 5985, DORA T. EXPLORA 6007, JIGGA 6014, SLIM 6091, 
MUZLYMB XTRMIST 6102, and EL PRESIDENTE 6016.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ULF SUNDERHELM (10-5888) VIKINGS (34)