DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/04/2012    Duedate: 12/17/2012

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-705

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHAWN CARTER
JAY-Z (563)
(10-6012) [21-11-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JAGABORG                       SAUSAGE STUFFING
VIKINGS (34)                   TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
(10-5925) [12-2-0,124]         (10-6117) [1-1-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEIMOON FARR                   HASTIGHET
THE MOONDOGS (97)              VIKINGS (34)
(10-5985) [15-29-0,74]         (10-6092) [2-3-0,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ABOMINATION (393)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE CLUB (559)              45
2. VIKINGS (34)                33      THE CLUB (559)
3. TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)   16      Unchartered Team
4. THE AGENCY (350)            15
5. JAY-Z (563)                  5TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559)           112  72  2 60.9   1/ 1 ABOMINATION (393)         9  6 1
 2/ 0 VIKINGS (34)             257 200 16 56.2   2/ 2 JAY-Z (563)               8  4 2
 3/ 2 LIGHTNING DECK (488)      42  34  4 55.3   3/ 3 THE MOONDOGS (97)         6  9 0
 4/ 3 BACON MAKIN' (550)       156 128  5 54.9   4/ 4 THE CLUB (559)            4 11 0
 5/ 0 THE AGENCY (350)         192 173  5 52.6   5/ 0 VIKINGS (34)              3  2 0
 6/ 4 JAY-Z (563)               65  60  5 52.0   6/ 5 LIGHTNING DECK (488)      3  3 0
 7/ 5 ABOMINATION (393)        300 283 21 51.5   7/ 6 BACON MAKIN' (550)        2  1 0
 8/ 8*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)   1   1  0 50.0   8/ 0 THE AGENCY (350)          1  0 0
 9/ 6 THE MOONDOGS (97)        697 912 15 43.3   9/ 8*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)  1  1 0
10- 7*CEREAL KILLERS (561)       0   5  0  0.0  10- 7*CEREAL KILLERS (561)      0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 715): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 598): PIGSKIN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 720): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 692): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 716): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 704): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 706): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 705): WHEELBARROW of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 671): SASSAFRAS LASS of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): EAGLE'S CLAW of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 653): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 604): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 715): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 598): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 720): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 692): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 716): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 720): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 706): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 705): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 671): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 653): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 604): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
                            BRANDY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 710): INK AND STEEL of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
                            ALUCARD of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 705): NEVER FOREVER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

First to my opponent Deimoon Farr. -- MAN I'm so good that sometimes I impress myself
& thanks for all the learns I will put them to good use.

To Kolact and my fellow gladiators. -- It's queen of the hill time!  Who has the
stones to come up here and try to knock me down?

THE Duelmaster,
Dora T Explora

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out KOLACT to see 
what's new.  MVP award for SAUSAGE STUFFING?  TURKEY DAY MASSACRE's proud of him 
after beating DARK MOON DOWN and getting 16 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
MOONEYE got smashed by HREIDMAR THE RED, and lost 11 points!  And I was just getting 
used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome SHAWN CARTER.  Aren't 
JAY-Z proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours 
sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of CEREAL KILLERS must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep 
dark secret why THE CLUB's been avoiding CEREAL KILLERS so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?  Like, is DEIMOON FARR popular, or what?  He was challenged the 
most in all of KOLACT!  He's got a 15-29-0, is that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All KOLACT ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people 
were snickering when JIGGA killed MONZAR ORBISAR.  So he had a 14-28-0, that's no 
excuse!  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's 
what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  KOLACT is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAWN CARTER 6012            21  11  1   115       JAY-Z (563)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAGABORG 5925                12   2  0   124       VIKINGS (34)
 JIGGA 6014                   15  15  2   103       JAY-Z (563)
 DORA T. EXPLORA 6007         24  15  3    98       ABOMINATION (393)
 DANIELLA PESTOVA 3888        12  10  0    95       THE AGENCY (350)
 FROST/NIXON 5970             24  19  0    94       BACON MAKIN' (550)
 EL PRESIDENTE 6016           16  17  2    92       JAY-Z (563)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CIRIC 970                    21  23  2    88       VIKINGS (34)
 MUGSY 6029                   14   7  0    85       THE CLUB (559)
 ELECTRABUZZ 5242             11   4  2    78       LIGHTNING DECK (488)
-KATE MOSS 3727               18  18  0    76       THE AGENCY (350)
 DEIMOON FARR 5985            15  29  0    74       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027         16  16  2    69       ABOMINATION (393)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 H TO THE IZZO 6015            9  14  0    63       JAY-Z (563)
 PIKACHU 5176                  9   5  1    60       LIGHTNING DECK (488)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUZLYMB XTRMIST 6102          7   6  0    54       ABOMINATION (393)
 VINNIE 6128                   5   1  0    47       THE CLUB (559)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOVA 6013                     4   3  0    40       JAY-Z (563)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORE MONN 6111                7   5  1    33       ABOMINATION (393)
-HEIDI KLUM 4077               3   3  0    27       THE AGENCY (350)
 SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117         1   1  0    27       TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
 CERISA BRIGHT 6100            4   9  0    26       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-VOLTEON 5587                  4   0  0    25       LIGHTNING DECK (488)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REBECCA ROMIJN 4086           2   3  0    19       THE AGENCY (350)
 DARK MOON DOWN 6124           4   6  0    18       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 HASTIGHET 6092                2   3  0    18       VIKINGS (34)
 STOR ULREN 6112               1   0  0    15       VIKINGS (34)
 HREIDMAR THE RED 6148         1   0  0    15       VIKINGS (34)
 JUNIOR 6153                   1   0  0    10       THE CLUB (559)
-LINDA EVANGELISTA 4098        1   1  0     8       THE AGENCY (350)
 MOONEYE 6139                  2   1  0     7       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 2012 6150                     0   1  0     1       ABOMINATION (393)
-TONY THE TIGER 5991           0   1  0     1       CEREAL KILLERS (561)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GOON 6152               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         BLACK ORC             705  NONE
GOON 6151               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         SHEWISH GIANT         705  NONE
LUCKY 6127              1  1 0 THE CLUB 559         DORA T. EXPLORA 6007  701  NOT REVENGED
ROCKY 6060             11  2 0 THE CLUB 559         DORA T. EXPLORA 6007  703   
MONZAR ORBISAR 6004    14 28 0 THE MOONDOGS 97      JIGGA 6014            705   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pikachu -- WOW!  That was a first class ass-whoopin'!  I look forward to our next
match. --  Human Centipede

Fratsfa Slave -- I so wanted to kill you when I saw our match-up.  At least slaves
are easier to kill than Dangerous Criminals!!! -- Muslim Extremist

Dark Moon Down -- Good thing I didn't kill you; the crows would be angry seeing as
you're tough meat.  Like round steak or the Templars in Assassins Creed 1. -- M Ormon

Arenamaster Filiaril -- Jokes on you!  I'm still alive!!  I'm IMMORTAL bi-atch!!! --
Batiatus

More Monn -- Certainly, but it beats having no job at all. -- Cerisa Bright

Dora T. Explora -- Whew!  I lucked out on that one!  I am not the material from which
duelmasters are made. -- Deimoon Farr, primarily glad to get out of doing a column
P.S.  You can call me "Professor Deimoon."

Electrabuzz -- That was shocking, simply shocking! -- Monzar Orbisar

More Monn -- Cerisa said it was my turn.  I'll make her sorry for that. -- Dark Moon
Down

Vinnie -- It makes a change. -- Cerisa Bright

Sausage Stuffing -- Too much sage, not enough garlic. -- Mooneye

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOON was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOON was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ELECTRABUZZ subdued DEIMOON FARR in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
PIKACHU was vanquished by MUGSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SAUSAGE STUFFING overpowered DARK MOON DOWN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DORA T. EXPLORA lost to SHAWN CARTER in a 1 minute master's Title fight.
JIGGA savagely slew MONZAR ORBISAR in a 2 minute gory master's brawl.
EL PRESIDENTE was handily defeated by JAGABORG in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FROST/NIXON vanquished H TO THE IZZO in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
DANIELLA PESTOVA vanquished CIRIC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HUMAN CENTIPEDE overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven match.
MUZLYMB XTRMIST beat THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute brutal fight.
MORE MONN was demolished by VINNIE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HASTIGHET was subdued by CERISA BRIGHT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
MOONEYE was beaten by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
STOR ULREN overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
2012 was devastated by JUNIOR in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  21 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  24 -  3      48  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  20 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 705 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SHAWN CARTER 6012          21  11  1  115 JAY-Z (563)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAGABORG 5925              12   2  0  124 VIKINGS (34)
TOTAL PARRY      DORA T. EXPLORA 6007       24  15  3   98 ABOMINATION (393)
BASHING ATTACK   MUGSY 6029                 14   7  0   85 THE CLUB (559)
SLASHING ATTACK  PIKACHU 5176                9   5  1   60 LIGHTNING DECK (488)
AIMED BLOW       MUZLYMB XTRMIST 6102        7   6  0   54 ABOMINATION (393)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEIMOON FARR 5985.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HASTIGHET 6092.  The ten other most popular fighters were SAUSAGE STUFFING 
6117, JIGGA 6014, ELECTRABUZZ 5242, SHAWN CARTER 6012, JAGABORG 5925, H TO THE IZZO 
6015, HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027, MUZLYMB XTRMIST 6102, VINNIE 6128, and DEIMOON FARR 5985.

The least popular fighter this week was 2012 6150.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MOONEYE 6139, CIRIC 970, FROST/NIXON 5970, EL PRESIDENTE 6016, DORA T. 
EXPLORA 6007, PIKACHU 5176, GOON 6152, GOON 6151, DARK MOON DOWN 6124, and JUNIOR 
6153.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DORA T. EXPLORA (10-6007) ABOMINATION (393)
MUGSY (10-6029) THE CLUB (559)