DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2013    Duedate: 04/08/2013

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-713

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STRAP ON
THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
(10-5254) [12-7-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STRAP ON                       SLITHERING IDIOT
THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)     SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
(10-5254) [12-7-0,109]         (10-6105) [5-1-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEIMOON FARR                   SLITHER
THE MOONDOGS (97)              SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
(10-5985) [17-35-0,86]         (10-6104) [5-1-0,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MOONDOGS (97)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THIRSTY THUGS (374)         41
2. THE CLUB (559)              34      THE CLUB (559)
3. THE MOONDOGS (97)           26      Unchartered Team
4. THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)  25
5. ABOMINATION (393)           18      SERPENTS' HOLD (570)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559)           122  90  4 57.5   1/ 2 THE MOONDOGS (97)         9  6 0
 2- 3 VIKINGS (34)             269 210 16 56.2   2/ 7 THIRSTY THUGS (374)       8  7 2
 3/ 4 THE MENTORS (242)        181 148 22 55.0   3/ 3 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  7  7 1
 4- 5 BACON MAKIN' (550)       158 133  5 54.3   4/ 6 THE MENTORS (242)         5  2 3
 5/ 6 THIRSTY THUGS (374)      207 176 10 54.0   5/ 4 ABOMINATION (393)         5 10 0
 6- 7 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)     29  27  1 51.8   6/ 1*SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      4 10 0
 7/ 0 PSYCHLOS (9)              27  26  3 50.9   7/ 8 JAY-Z (563)               3  6 0
 8/ 9 ABOMINATION (393)        316 307 22 50.7   8- 9 VIKINGS (34)              2  1 0
 9/ 8 JAY-Z (563)               77  77  5 50.0   9- 5 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)     2  2 0
10/11 THE MOONDOGS (97)        716 933 15 43.4  10/10 THE CLUB (559)            2  7 0
11/12 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  34  53  1 39.1  11-11 BACON MAKIN' (550)        1  1 0
12/10*SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      11  18  1 37.9  12/ 0 PSYCHLOS (9)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 606): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 728): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 714): THE DUBLINER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 679): THE FLYEST of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 661): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): HELPER of VENTURE BROS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 606): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 728): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 714): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 679): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 661): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 711): FROST/NIXON of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KOLACT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, SERPENTS' HOLD, since THE 
MOONDOGS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Now keep the 
taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for SERPENTS' HOLD, whose 
0-4-0 this turn dropped them by 5 into 6th.  Ha!  THIRSTY THUGS turned their 4-1-1 
turn into a 2nd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you 
get put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch THE MOONDOGS' heads swell from their 4-1-0 
this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see MONETTE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, PURPLE HOOTER beat PEANUT and PEANUT lost 6 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, ANN OREXIA has lost the Title of 
Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as STRAP ON takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. 
Heh, heh.  Don Corleone's, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From KOLACT's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  THIRSTY THUGS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
it looks like THE MENTORS' TOY BOX avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of 
would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, DEIMOON FARR 
was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Whoa!  I'll even buy ABANDON ALL... a drink tonight!  
Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  Gee, 
PSYCHLOS, ain't it past due for sending THELMAR Dark Arena?  What took ol' '3-8-0' so 
long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the KOLACT arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAP ON 5254                12   7  0   109       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINNIE 6128                  10   2  1    97       THE CLUB (559)
 H TO THE IZZO 6015           14  17  0    95       JAY-Z (563)
-CRAVER 5193                  12   2  1    93       THE MENTORS (242)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEACHCOMBER 4135             17   8  0    90       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027         20  20  2    89       ABOMINATION (393)
 DEIMOON FARR 5985            17  35  0    86       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-VENUS 4103                   12  11  1    84       THE MENTORS (242)
-SAM FRANCISCO 5411            9   8  0    84       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
 MORE MONN 6111               12   8  2    82       ABOMINATION (393)
 EL PRESIDENTE 6016           19  22  2    81       JAY-Z (563)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIKKITA 5261                  8  11  1    68       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUIDO 5316                    5   2  2    60       THE MENTORS (242)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABANDON ALL... 6212           2   0  2    56       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
-ROMEO 6203                    2   0  2    56       THE MENTORS (242)
 SLITHERING IDIOT 6105         5   1  0    53       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
-SPELIF 6                      8   3  1    49       PSYCHLOS (9)
 MONETTE 6161                  6   2  0    41       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 DARK MOON DOWN 6124           7  11  0    37       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-KORACK 9                      7   3  0    36       PSYCHLOS (9)
-PASCON 8                      7   4  2    35       PSYCHLOS (9)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MADER 6172                    4   0  0    32       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 MOONEYE 6139                  7   4  0    31       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-JUNIOR 6153                   5   1  0    27       THE CLUB (559)
 SLITHER 6104                  5   1  0    26       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
-HASTIGHET 6092                4   7  0    26       VIKINGS (34)
-HREIDMAR THE RED 6148         3   1  0    25       VIKINGS (34)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 2012 6150                     4   5  0    18       ABOMINATION (393)
 DROCK 6213                    2   0  1    18       THE MENTORS (242)
 PURPLE HOOTER 6195            2   1  0    15       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 COUNT BLYTHE 6196             2   1  0     9       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 SELENA BRIGHT 6207            2   1  0     9       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-CHAR 301                      1   4  0     9       PSYCHLOS (9)
-STOR ULREN 6112               1   1  0     8       VIKINGS (34)
 PEANUT 6186                   1   3  0     6       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
-SHEENA LIKYUE 6073            0   2  0     2       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
 ETHER 6221                    0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 HOVITO 6205                   0   1  0     1       JAY-Z (563)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
4TH EDITION D&D 6179    1  3 0 ABOMINATION 393      DROCK 6213            713   
DA 47 6227              0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      SPYMASTER             713  NONE
MUZLYMB XTRMIST 6102    9 10 0 ABOMINATION 393      NIKKITA 5261          711  REVENGED
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           ABANDON ALL... 6212   713  NONE
HOVA 6013               6  4 0 JAY-Z 563            MORE MONN 6111        709  NOT REVENGED
THELMAR 10              3  9 0 PSYCHLOS 9           DARK CHAMPION         713  NONE
BYE 6225                0  1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 570   SPYMASTER             713  NONE
SEE YA 6224             0  1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 570   BANDIT PRINCE         713  NONE
GOON 6223               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         SHEWISH GIANT         713  NONE
GOON 6222               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         ARENAMASTER FILI      713  NONE
GIGGLE STIX 6214        0  2 0 THE MENTORS' TOY 497 ARENAMASTER FILI      713  NONE
CERISA BRIGHT 6100      5 13 0 THE MOONDOGS 97      VINNIE 6128           710   
SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117   3  2 0 TURKEY DAY MASSA 571 GUIDO 5316            709  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

DMobster -- Welcome back to the war! -- Chase (mgr. of Abomination)

Hal -- Why are you cutting off messages?  Malfunctioning?  You start calling me Dave
or singing "Daisy Bell," I'm outta here. -- Chase

Silver Lotus -- Of course you are crushed.  I just stomped your skinny ass into the
arena sand. -- Mor Mon

Nikkita -- That'll teach you to kill my teammate. -- Human Centipede

Beachcomber -- Nimble little girly drink aren't you? -- Morm On

Mader -- Screw you and your stupid stick! -- 2012

Purple Hooter -- Looks like I'm go <cut off?> selection...again!?! -- 4th Edition D&D

     My best guess, and it's not a well-founded one, is that some control character
     embedded in your text has confused hal.  Sorry.

2012 -- Be traditional again. -- Mooneye

Our congratulations to Ann Orexia. -- Jorja and the Moondogs
P.S.  How about a feast to celebrate?

Ann Orexia -- Ah, the fourteenth win, eh?  Glad to oblige. -- Deimoon Farr

Peanut -- Now you're... peanut butter?  Euwh, not a pleasing image.  Maybe you're a
banana, instead. -- Monette

Slithering Idiot -- You probably have tentacles, too. -- Dark Moon Down

Oh, beggars.  Pfui. -- Mooneye

Ether -- You shouldn't have drunk all that FIRST.  I could hear you sloshing all
through the fight. -- Selena Bright

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ABANDON ALL... butchered HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THELMAR was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
GIGGLE STIX was easily killed by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA 47 was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BYE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEE YA was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
GOON was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GOON was assassinated by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
STRAP ON viciously subdued H TO THE IZZO in a 2 minute Challenge Title competition.
VINNIE vanquished DEIMOON FARR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HUMAN CENTIPEDE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
BEACHCOMBER defeated EL PRESIDENTE in a 2 minute expert's match.
MORE MONN overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLITHERING IDIOT was subdued by NIKKITA in a 1 minute competition.
DARK MOON DOWN unbelievably bested SLITHER in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
MOONEYE slimly won victory over 2012 in a 2 minute bloody bout.
MONETTE handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
4TH EDITION D&D was slain by DROCK in a 3 minute beginner's struggle.
COUNT BLYTHE overcame HOVITO in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
SELENA BRIGHT bested ETHER in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
PURPLE HOOTER beat PEANUT in a 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  19 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  21 -  3      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  23 -  6      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  36 -  4      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  23 -  0      30  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  17 -  2      23  |

Turn 713 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  STRAP ON 5254              12   7  0  109 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
STRIKING ATTACK  VINNIE 6128                10   2  1   97 THE CLUB (559)
LUNGING ATTACK   BEACHCOMBER 4135           17   8  0   90 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
PARRY-STRIKE     ABANDON ALL... 6212         2   0  2   56 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHERING IDIOT 6105       5   1  0   53 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
WALL OF STEEL    MONETTE 6161                6   2  0   41 THE MOONDOGS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEIMOON FARR 5985.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLITHER 6104.  The ten other most popular fighters were STRAP ON 5254, HUMAN 
CENTIPEDE 6027, BEACHCOMBER 4135, PEANUT 6186, ETHER 6221, THELMAR 10, NIKKITA 5261, 
DARK MOON DOWN 6124, MOONEYE 6139, and 4TH EDITION D&D 6179.

The least popular fighter this week was SLITHERING IDIOT 6105.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEIMOON FARR 5985, GOON 6223, BYE 6225, GIGGLE STIX 6214, 
PURPLE HOOTER 6195, DROCK 6213, 2012 6150, GOON 6222, SEE YA 6224, and DA 47 6227.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ANN OREXIA (10-5409) EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)