DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/09/2013    Duedate: 04/22/2013

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-714

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VINNIE
THE CLUB (559)
(10-6128) [11-2-1,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NIKKITA                        SLITHERING IDIOT
THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)     SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
(10-5261) [9-11-2,115]         (10-6105) [6-1-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEIMOON FARR                   HUMAN CENTIPEDE
THE MOONDOGS (97)              ABOMINATION (393)
(10-5985) [18-35-0,93]         (10-6027) [20-21-2,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MOONDOGS (97)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JAY-Z (563)                 45
2. THE CLUB (559)              31      THE CLUB (559)
3. THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)  29      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS' HOLD (570)        25
5. ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)      21      SERPENTS' HOLD (570)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559)           123  92  4 57.2   1/ 1 THE MOONDOGS (97)        10  5 0
 2/ 3 THE MENTORS (242)        181 150 22 54.7   2/ 2 THIRSTY THUGS (374)       8  7 2
 3- 4 BACON MAKIN' (550)       158 133  5 54.3   3/ 7 JAY-Z (563)               6  4 0
 4/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (374)      208 180 10 53.6   4/ 3 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  5  7 1
 5- 6 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)     29  27  1 51.8   5/ 5 ABOMINATION (393)         5  9 0
 6/ 9 JAY-Z (563)               81  78  5 50.9   6/ 6*SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      4  9 0
 7- 7 PSYCHLOS (9)              27  26  3 50.9   7/ 4 THE MENTORS (242)         3  3 2
 8/ 8 ABOMINATION (393)        318 309 22 50.7   8/ 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    2  1 0
 9/10 THE MOONDOGS (97)        719 935 15 43.5   9/10 THE CLUB (559)            2  7 0
10/12*SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      13  20  1 39.4  10-11 BACON MAKIN' (550)        1  0 0
11/11 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  35  55  2 38.9  11- 9 EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)     1  1 0
12/ 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    13  32  0 28.9  12-12 PSYCHLOS (9)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 724): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 729): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 701): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 725): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 720): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 713): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): COCKEYED UMBRELLA of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): LIL' JACK HORNER of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): SHLITZ of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 724): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 729): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 701): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 725): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 720): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 713): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of KOLACT.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  What's a move up by 4 
you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to JAY-Z. 
THE MENTORS' TOY BOX had cause to celebrate, after NIKKITA got 47 points by beating 
BEACHCOMBER.  MOONEYE certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to 
SLITHER and losing 5 points in the process!  Like a flirtacious debutante, KOLACT's 
Duelmaster STRAP ON found herself the woman of the hour, being "invited to dance" 2 
times!  You could cut the tension with a scimitar as VINNIE of THE CLUB met the 
Duelmaster.  What can be a greater victory?  VINNIE has taken his place as the top, 
as KOLACT's new Duelmaster.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable 
walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in KOLACT avoid ABOMINATION.  Like a pup with its tail between its 
legs, THE CLUB scurried away from ABOMINATION.  Oh, the shame!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Admittedly Death waits for no one, but me thinks ROMEO of THE MENTORS (2-0-2) 
is being sent off a little prematurely.  Hey THIRSTY THUGS!  Is there some deep dark, 
unmentionable secret as to why ABANDON ALL... has been sent to the Dark Arena?   
2-0-2 isn't so shabby!  The warriors at THIRSTY THUGS stable were more sober than 
usual, after BEACHCOMBER's demise at the hands of NIKKITA.  NIKKITA, don't make any 
long term plans!  Justice was served as 2012 fought DROCK in bloodfeud.  Well done, 
ABOMINATION!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in KOLACT is the highlight of my life.  More important 
duties call me.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINNIE 6128                  11   2  1   113       THE CLUB (559)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIKKITA 5261                  9  11  2   115       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 H TO THE IZZO 6015           15  17  0    99       JAY-Z (563)
 DEIMOON FARR 5985            18  35  0    93       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-CRAVER 5193                  12   2  1    93       THE MENTORS (242)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAP ON 5254                12   8  0    90       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027         20  21  2    89       ABOMINATION (393)
-VENUS 4103                   12  11  1    84       THE MENTORS (242)
-SAM FRANCISCO 5411            9   8  0    84       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
 EL PRESIDENTE 6016           19  23  2    82       JAY-Z (563)
 MORE MONN 6111               12   9  2    79       ABOMINATION (393)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHERING IDIOT 6105         6   1  0    61       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
-GUIDO 5316                    5   2  2    60       THE MENTORS (242)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONETTE 6161                  7   2  0    51       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-SPELIF 6                      8   3  1    49       PSYCHLOS (9)
 DARK MOON DOWN 6124           8  11  0    44       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 GNAEUS MAGNUS 3836            5   2  0    41       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
 SLITHER 6104                  6   1  0    37       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
-KORACK 9                      7   3  0    36       PSYCHLOS (9)
-PASCON 8                      7   4  2    35       PSYCHLOS (9)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MADER 6172                    4   0  0    32       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMICUS CURIAE 3872            4   5  0    29       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-JUNIOR 6153                   5   1  0    27       THE CLUB (559)
 MOONEYE 6139                  7   5  0    26       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 2012 6150                     5   5  0    24       ABOMINATION (393)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220          1   0  0    20       JAY-Z (563)
 PURPLE HOOTER 6195            3   1  0    19       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 GOY 3950                      3   3  0    18       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
 SY FY 6232                    1   0  0    16       ABOMINATION (393)
 YOUNG HOV 6219                1   0  0    15       JAY-Z (563)
 DROCK 6213                    2   1  1    13       THE MENTORS (242)
-CHAR 301                      1   4  0     9       PSYCHLOS (9)
 COUNT BLYTHE 6196             2   2  0     8       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 SELENA BRIGHT 6207            2   2  0     8       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 PEANUT 6186                   1   4  0     7       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 HOVITO 6205                   1   1  0     6       JAY-Z (563)
 ETHER 6221                    0   2  0     2       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
-SHEENA LIKYUE 6073            0   2  0     2       EVERYDAY PEOPLE (510)
 SIM CHAY 6228                 0   1  0     1       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
4TH EDITION D&D 6179    1  3 0 ABOMINATION 393      DROCK 6213            713  JUST REVENGED
MUZLYMB XTRMIST 6102    9 10 0 ABOMINATION 393      NIKKITA 5261          711  REVENGED
BYE 6229                0  1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 570   BLACK ORC             714  NONE
GOON 6235               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         HIGH ELF              714  NONE
GOON 6234               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         HIGH ELF              714  NONE
ROMEO 6203              2  1 2 THE MENTORS 242      ARENAMASTER FILI      714  NONE
CERISA BRIGHT 6100      5 13 0 THE MOONDOGS 97      VINNIE 6128           710  NOT REVENGED
ABANDON ALL... 6212     2  1 2 THIRSTY THUGS 374    DARK CHAMPION         714  NONE
BEACHCOMBER 4135       17  9 0 THIRSTY THUGS 374    NIKKITA 5261          714   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Drock -- Right!  I'm gonna get you for that!!  No...wait... -- Ghost of 4th Edition
D&D

Kung-Fu Master -- Trying to win by smashing various parts of your body into my
weapons may not be the way. -- Human Centipede

Convicted Assasin -- Too bad you weren't convicted to death.  Stupid 'ssasin! --
MorMon

Mooneye -- You know what you can do with that little "spear" of yours. -- 2012

Serial Censor Hal -- 2 straight turns in a row you "edit" our messages & claim
malfunction?!?  You suck sir!!! -- Chase (Mgr. of Abomination)

     Well, you seem to have intimidated it this time!

PAGAN Cometh!

Vinnie -- How embarrassing that I wasn't up to that.  Good work on your part, though.
-- Deimoon Farr

Slither -- Think of me as your friend, providing you with the much-needed balance of
a loss on your record. -- Dark Moon Down

2012 -- A slim victory is better than none, especially with tax day coming up. --
Mooneye

Oh, a Fratsfa Slave.  Of course I defeated HIM. -- Monette

Ether -- I've been practicing not-breathing.  It helps, but it's tricky. -- Selene
Bright

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROMEO was butchered by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ABANDON ALL... was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
GOON was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BYE was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
GOON was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
2012 subdued DROCK in a 6 minute Bloodfeud competition.
VINNIE devastated STRAP ON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
H TO THE IZZO narrowly defeated HUMAN CENTIPEDE in a popular 4 minute master's brawl.
BEACHCOMBER was slaughtered by NIKKITA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DEIMOON FARR won victory over MORE MONN in a action packed 1 minute expert's fight.
EL PRESIDENTE was narrowly defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MONETTE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GNAEUS MAGNUS was demolished by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DARK MOON DOWN bested CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gory veteran vs. amateur battle.
SLITHER overcame MOONEYE in a 1 minute gory conflict.
GOY won victory over ETHER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
AMICUS CURIAE handily defeated SELENA BRIGHT in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
COUNT BLYTHE was devastated by SY FY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PEANUT was subdued by PURPLE HOOTER in a 5 minute novice's bout.
HOVITO beat SIM CHAY in a 1 minute amateur's fight.
ALLY YEAR MONEY devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
YOUNG HOV overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  19 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  23 -  4      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  25 -  5      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  34 -  4      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  19 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  18 -  2      22  |

Turn 714 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  VINNIE 6128                11   2  1  113 THE CLUB (559)
SLASHING ATTACK  STRAP ON 5254              12   8  0   90 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SLITHERING IDIOT 6105       6   1  0   61 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
WALL OF STEEL    MONETTE 6161                7   2  0   51 THE MOONDOGS (97)
LUNGING ATTACK   SLITHER 6104                6   1  0   37 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEIMOON FARR 5985.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOY 3950, H 
TO THE IZZO 6015, PEANUT 6186, ETHER 6221, PURPLE HOOTER 6195, VINNIE 6128, DEIMOON 
FARR 5985, MORE MONN 6111, MONETTE 6161, and SLITHER 6104.

The least popular fighter this week was SIM CHAY 6228.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COUNT BLYTHE 6196, SELENA BRIGHT 6207, MOONEYE 6139, GNAEUS MAGNUS 
3836, BEACHCOMBER 4135, DROCK 6213, 2012 6150, GOON 6234, BYE 6229, and GOON 6235.