DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/23/2013    Duedate: 05/06/2013

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-715

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NIKKITA
THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
(10-5261) [10-11-2,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NIKKITA                        SLITHERING IDIOT
THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)     SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
(10-5261) [10-11-2,119]        (10-6105) [6-2-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEIMOON FARR                   PEANUT
THE MOONDOGS (97)              THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
(10-5985) [18-36-0,90]         (10-6186) [1-5-0,9]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MOONDOGS (97)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)      39
2. THIRSTY THUGS (374)         38      THE CLUB (559)
3. THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)  38      Unchartered Team
4. THE CLUB (559)              21
5. ABOMINATION (393)           18      SERPENTS' HOLD (570)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559)           124  94  4 56.9   1/ 1 THE MOONDOGS (97)        10  5 0
 2/ 2 THE MENTORS (242)        182 152 22 54.5   2/ 2 THIRSTY THUGS (374)       9  6 2
 3/ 4 THIRSTY THUGS (374)      212 181 11 53.9   3/ 5 ABOMINATION (393)         7  7 0
 4- 7 PSYCHLOS (9)              27  26  3 50.9   4/ 4 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  6  6 1
 5/ 8 ABOMINATION (393)        321 311 22 50.8   5/ 8 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    4  2 0
 6/ 6 JAY-Z (563)               81  81  5 50.0   6/ 3 JAY-Z (563)               4  7 0
 7/ 9 THE MOONDOGS (97)        722 937 15 43.5   7/ 9 THE CLUB (559)            3  6 0
 8/11 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  38  57  2 40.0   8/ 7 THE MENTORS (242)         2  4 1
 9/10*SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      13  24  1 35.1   9/ 6*SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      2 10 0
10/12 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    15  33  0 31.3  10-12 PSYCHLOS (9)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 725): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 608): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 730): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 726): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 721): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): VINNIE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 716): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 681): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 670): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 614): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 559): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 607): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 725): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 608): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 730): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 726): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 721): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 716): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 681): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 670): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 614): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 559): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 607) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
               (turn 702): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): FLAP JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 681): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
               (turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
                           KARLIGRENA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive 
observation?) as ANTHROPOS KRATOS can attest...  Good things come to those who fight 
well, as THIRSTY THUGS can attest, moving up by 0.  ANTHROPOS KRATOS had cause to 
celebrate, after GNAEUS MAGNUS got 24 points by beating SLITHERING IDIOT.  A certain 
someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 19 points to 
GNAEUS MAGNUS.  (Discrete enough, SLITHERING IDIOT?) What can be a greater victory?  
NIKKITA has taken hers place as the top, as KOLACT's new Duelmaster.  So who's the 
team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR 
stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of THE MOONDOGS, alone and unchallenged.  The 
warriors of THE MOONDOGS found their efforts at combat frustrated as ANTHROPOS KRATOS 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, DROCK is the most 
challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in KOLACT is the highlight of my life.  As the seasons 
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave 
this place.  KOLACT, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at 
Don Corleone's.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIKKITA 5261                 10  11  2   119       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAP ON 5254                13   8  0   101       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027         21  21  2    98       ABOMINATION (393)
 VENUS 4103                   13  11  1    94       THE MENTORS (242)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEIMOON FARR 5985            18  36  0    90       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 H TO THE IZZO 6015           15  18  0    90       JAY-Z (563)
 MORE MONN 6111               13   9  2    88       ABOMINATION (393)
 EL PRESIDENTE 6016           19  24  2    83       JAY-Z (563)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GNAEUS MAGNUS 3836            6   2  0    65       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONETTE 6161                  8   2  0    53       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-SPELIF 6                      8   3  1    49       PSYCHLOS (9)
 MADER 6172                    5   0  0    48       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 SLITHERING IDIOT 6105         6   2  0    42       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
 JUNIOR 6153                   6   1  0    40       THE CLUB (559)
 DARK MOON DOWN 6124           8  12  0    36       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-KORACK 9                      7   3  0    36       PSYCHLOS (9)
-PASCON 8                      7   4  2    35       PSYCHLOS (9)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMICUS CURIAE 3872            4   6  0    33       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
 MOONEYE 6139                  8   5  0    31       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 GOY 3950                      4   3  0    29       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 6104                  6   2  0    28       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
 2012 6150                     6   5  0    26       ABOMINATION (393)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220          1   0  0    20       JAY-Z (563)
 ETHER 6221                    1   2  0    19       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 PURPLE HOOTER 6195            3   2  0    17       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 COUNT BLYTHE 6196             3   2  0    16       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
-YOUNG HOV 6219                1   0  0    15       JAY-Z (563)
 DROCK 6213                    2   2  1    13       THE MENTORS (242)
 SELENA BRIGHT 6207            3   2  0    11       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 SURFER ON ACID 6238           1   0  1     9       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 PEANUT 6186                   1   5  0     9       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
-CHAR 301                      1   4  0     9       PSYCHLOS (9)
 SY FY 6232                    1   1  0     7       ABOMINATION (393)
 GREEDO SHOT 1ST 6233          0   1  0     7       ABOMINATION (393)
 SALTY DOG 6239                1   0  0     6       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 TICKLE MONSTER 6231           0   1  0     5       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 DARWIN 6236                   0   1  0     1       THE MENTORS (242)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
4TH EDITION D&D 6179    1  3 0 ABOMINATION 393      DROCK 6213            713  REVENGED
MUZLYMB XTRMIST 6102    9 10 0 ABOMINATION 393      NIKKITA 5261          711  REVENGED
HOVITO 6205             1  2 0 JAY-Z 563            SURFER ON ACID 6238   715   
BYE 6237                0  1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 570   HIGH ELF              715  NONE
SIM CHAY 6228           0  2 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 570   ARENAMASTER FILI      715  NONE
GOON 6241               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         HIGH ELF              715  NONE
GOON 6240               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         WURM KIN              715  NONE
BEACHCOMBER 4135       17  9 0 THIRSTY THUGS 374    NIKKITA 5261          714   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pagan -- Welcome back to the war! -- Chase (Mgr. of Abomination)

H to the Izzo -- I'm not sure how you survived that ass whoopin' I layed on you.  I
beat you like a red-headed stepchild pinata.  Rematch? -- Human Centipede

Deimoon Farr -- Thought I had you when I jumped you.  Thanks for all the learns. --
Mormon

Drock -- That's what you get for killing my teammate.  And don't be trying to send me
your infirmary bill like "other" managers have tried before. -- 2012

Count Blythe -- I just LOVE fighting glass-jawed warriors!  Thanks for making my
first round in Kolact so easy. -- Sy Fy

2012 -- Toast marshmallows? -- Mooneye

Pagan -- Greetings. -- Jorja, the Moondogs

More Monn -- But, alas, not enough more. -- Deimoon Farr

Hot dog!  Two standbys!  Are we lucky, or what? -- Monette and Dark Moon Down

Slither -- Well!  See if I let YOU have any of my marshmallows! -- Mooneye

Amicus Curiae -- I've never found ANYONE at court to be MY friend, and you just
reinforced that judgment. -- Selena Bright

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIM CHAY was butchered by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOON was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BYE was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
GOON was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STRAP ON viciously subdued H TO THE IZZO in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
MADER devastated DARK MOON DOWN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
ETHER overpowered DROCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
DEIMOON FARR was bested by NIKKITA in a 1 minute veteran's Title competition.
MORE MONN vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
HUMAN CENTIPEDE vanquished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EL PRESIDENTE was overpowered by VENUS in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
SLITHERING IDIOT was demolished by GNAEUS MAGNUS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MONETTE unbelievably bested AMICUS CURIAE in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle.
SLITHER was luckily beaten by JUNIOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
MOONEYE defeated PURPLE HOOTER in a 3 minute gory duel.
2012 bested PEANUT in a action packed 3 minute duel.
GOY overpowered SY FY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HOVITO was slain by SURFER ON ACID in a 1 minute novice's bout.
COUNT BLYTHE overpowered GREEDO SHOT 1ST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SELENA BRIGHT luckily beat TICKLE MONSTER in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
SALTY DOG savagely defeated DARWIN in a tiring 6 minute gruesome novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  18 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  28 -  5      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  24 -  4      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  36 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  18 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  20 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  17 -  2      26  |

Turn 715 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  STRAP ON 5254              13   8  0  101 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
PARRY-STRIKE     VENUS 4103                 13  11  1   94 THE MENTORS (242)
STRIKING ATTACK  MORE MONN 6111             13   9  2   88 ABOMINATION (393)
WALL OF STEEL    MONETTE 6161                8   2  0   53 THE MOONDOGS (97)
BASHING ATTACK   MADER 6172                  5   0  0   48 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHERING IDIOT 6105       6   2  0   42 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEIMOON FARR 5985.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PEANUT 6186.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOONEYE 6139, STRAP 
ON 5254, MORE MONN 6111, VENUS 4103, NIKKITA 5261, HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027, GNAEUS 
MAGNUS 3836, AMICUS CURIAE 3872, GOY 3950, and SALTY DOG 6239.

The least popular fighter this week was DARWIN 6236.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GREEDO SHOT 1ST 6233, PURPLE HOOTER 6195, DROCK 6213, DARK MOON DOWN 
6124, H TO THE IZZO 6015, GOON 6241, BYE 6237, GOON 6240, SIM CHAY 6228, and HOVITO 
6205.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STRAP ON (10-5254) THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)