DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/07/2013 Duedate: 05/20/2013 KOLACT ARENA DM-10 TURN-716 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS HUMAN CENTIPEDE ABOMINATION (393) (10-6027) [22-21-2,109] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader HUMAN CENTIPEDE SLITHERING IDIOT ABOMINATION (393) SERPENTS' HOLD (570) (10-6027) [22-21-2,109] (10-6105) [6-3-0,39] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite DEIMOON FARR KRAKO THE MOONDOGS (97) THE CLUB (559) (10-5985) [18-37-0,91] (10-6162) [1-0-0,15] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE CLUB (559) 56 2. ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) 53 THE CLUB (559) 3. THE MENTORS (242) 40 Unchartered Team 4. ABOMINATION (393) 33 5. VIKINGS (34) 31 SERPENTS' HOLD (570) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 THE CLUB (559) 126 97 4 56.5 1/ 5 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) 8 3 0 2/ 0 VIKINGS (34) 271 213 16 56.0 2/ 3 ABOMINATION (393) 8 6 0 3/ 2 THE MENTORS (242) 185 154 22 54.6 3/ 2 THIRSTY THUGS (374) 7 8 1 4/ 3 THIRSTY THUGS (374) 214 184 11 53.8 4/ 1 THE MOONDOGS (97) 7 8 0 5/ 5 ABOMINATION (393) 324 313 22 50.9 5/ 4 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497) 6 7 2 6/ 6 JAY-Z (563) 82 85 5 49.1 6/ 6 JAY-Z (563) 5 8 0 7/ 7 THE MOONDOGS (97) 723 941 15 43.4 7/ 8 THE MENTORS (242) 4 6 0 8/ 8 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497) 40 60 3 40.0 8/ 7 THE CLUB (559) 4 7 0 9/10 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) 19 34 0 35.8 9/ 9*SERPENTS' HOLD (570) 3 10 0 10/ 9*SERPENTS' HOLD (570) 14 28 1 33.3 10/ 0 VIKINGS (34) 2 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 726): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 609): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 703): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 727): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 722): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 731): OZAWINDIB of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 715): NIKKITA of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 717): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 716): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 671): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 664): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 615): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 293): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 560): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 608): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 726): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 2 NIANIA (turn 609): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 731): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 703): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 727): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 722): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 731): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 715): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 717): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 716): RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 671): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 664): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 615): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 293): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 286): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 560): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 608) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 726): BLACK LUCK of BLACK JUNTA (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 609): KESTRALINE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) SMEG MAGGOD of DARK BLADES (Madwand, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 703): PUY of TEERAK HA (LHI, mgr.) (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 715): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 715): FLAP JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 681): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 663): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal) SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. ANTHROPOS KRATOS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. Coming up with a solid 4-1-0 outing, ANTHROPOS KRATOS has advanced 4 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for JUNIOR, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing MONETTE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. MONETTE was beat by JUNIOR and drops 15 points. In front of all the crowds, HUMAN CENTIPEDE took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff? Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid ABOMINATION, please raise you hand. Wow. Does KOLACT really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause THE MENTORS beats feet every time ABOMINATION smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well just about everybody wants a piece of VENUS, who was this week's most challenged warrior. VENUS of THE MENTORS had better have a good reason for challenging down 11 points in a challenge which she won. I thought VENUS showed great skill and promise when she defeated EL PRESIDENTE. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). STRAP ON defied all odds and slew HIGH ELF in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as HIGH ELF's meat is notoriously tough. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh? Well, there's the manager of the KOLACT giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027 22 21 2 109 ABOMINATION (393) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VENUS 4103 14 11 1 102 THE MENTORS (242) MORE MONN 6111 14 9 2 100 ABOMINATION (393) H TO THE IZZO 6015 16 18 0 92 JAY-Z (563) DEIMOON FARR 5985 18 37 0 91 THE MOONDOGS (97) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NIKKITA 5261 10 12 2 89 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497) EL PRESIDENTE 6016 19 25 2 84 JAY-Z (563) GNAEUS MAGNUS 3836 7 2 0 71 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JUNIOR 6153 7 1 0 61 THE CLUB (559) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MADER 6172 6 0 0 53 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497) AMICUS CURIAE 3872 5 6 0 45 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) GOY 3950 5 3 0 43 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SLITHERING IDIOT 6105 6 3 0 39 SERPENTS' HOLD (570) MONETTE 6161 8 3 0 38 THE MOONDOGS (97) DARK MOON DOWN 6124 8 13 0 37 THE MOONDOGS (97) HREIDMAR THE RED 6148 4 1 0 37 VIKINGS (34) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MOONEYE 6139 8 6 0 30 THE MOONDOGS (97) COUNT BLYTHE 6196 4 2 0 27 THIRSTY THUGS (374) STOR ULREN 6112 2 1 0 25 VIKINGS (34) 2012 6150 6 6 0 24 ABOMINATION (393) DROCK 6213 3 2 1 24 THE MENTORS (242) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HASTIGHET 6092 4 8 0 22 VIKINGS (34) SLITHER 6104 6 3 0 21 SERPENTS' HOLD (570) SELENA BRIGHT 6207 4 2 0 21 THE MOONDOGS (97) SY FY 6232 2 1 0 18 ABOMINATION (393) SURFER ON ACID 6238 2 0 1 17 THIRSTY THUGS (374) PURPLE HOOTER 6195 3 3 0 16 THIRSTY THUGS (374) COTIA MORTIS 6250 1 0 0 16 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) KRAKO 6162 1 0 0 15 THE CLUB (559) ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220 1 1 0 14 JAY-Z (563) MAMBA 6226 1 0 0 14 SERPENTS' HOLD (570) DARWIN 6236 1 1 0 11 THE MENTORS (242) GREEDO SHOT 1ST 6233 0 2 0 8 ABOMINATION (393) YOUNG HOV 6219 1 1 0 7 JAY-Z (563) ETHER 6221 1 3 0 6 THIRSTY THUGS (374) HROALDR 6215 0 1 0 5 VIKINGS (34) SALTY DOG 6239 1 1 0 4 THIRSTY THUGS (374) ROK REDBEARD 6216 0 1 0 1 VIKINGS (34) JED 6249 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS' HOLD (570) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? 4TH EDITION D&D 6179 1 3 0 ABOMINATION 393 DROCK 6213 713 REVENGED DBLEPEE 6251 0 1 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS 392 BANDIT PRINCE 716 NONE HOVITO 6205 1 2 0 JAY-Z 563 SURFER ON ACID 6238 715 VATOS LOCOS 6245 0 1 0 JAY-Z 563 WURM KIN 716 NONE BYE 6248 0 1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 570 ARENAMASTER FILI 716 NONE GOON 6244 0 1 0 THE CLUB 559 SHEWISH GIANT 716 NONE GOON 6243 0 1 0 THE CLUB 559 MOUNTAIN TROLL 716 NONE GOON 6242 0 1 0 THE CLUB 559 ARENAMASTER FILI 716 NONE DA6 6246 0 1 0 THE MENTORS 242 MOUNTAIN TROLL 716 NONE DA7 6247 0 1 0 THE MENTORS 242 HIGH ELF 716 NONE PEANUT 6186 1 6 0 THE MENTORS' TOY 497 SHEWISH GIANT 716 NONE TICKLE MONSTER 6231 0 2 0 THE MENTORS' TOY 497 BLACK ORC 716 NONE BEACHCOMBER 4135 17 9 0 THIRSTY THUGS 374 NIKKITA 5261 714 PERSONAL ADS Slithering Idiot [2 Turns Ago] -- You are FAST backed up with that FE. I'll see you later. -- G.M. Slithering Idiot -- Looks like we got matched up AGAIN, but this time I took honors. -- G.M. Selena Bright [2 Turns Ago] -- I'm a killer. -- A.C. Monette -- I should have expected the Weapon to Bounce of your armor... I'll be ready next time. -- A.C. DMobster [2 Turns Ago] -- Now THAT was a cool fight, between Goy & Ether! Almost took top Popular warrior for that round except Human Centipede (who even lost) must have been Brawling to win the popularity. -- PAGAN CHASE [2 Turns Ago] -- Looks like your Team is popular... Avoids are a sign of respect. -- PAGAN SyFy -- Looks like I can PARRY! My manager professes Intentae interficiat, but warned me not to back off next time. -- GoY KOLACT Managers -- Mors Non Habet Gratiam. -- PAGAN Venomous Concubine -- You are the most inept of the standby computer warriors!!! -- Human Centipede Worse than the Osksi Noble? Convicted Assassin -- So you not only failed as an assassin you also failed as a gladiator! Maybe suicide is the answer!! -- Mormon But what is the question? Peanut -- That little pig sticker of yours didn't work. Why don't you try a REAL man's weapon?!? -- 2012 Goy -- I think you found your favorite weapon! -- Sy Fy County Blythe -- My teammate Sy Fy said fighting you was going to be a cake walk. I'll have to have some words w/ her. -- Greedo Shot 1st Mormon -- Ah, but I was wearing a special hat. -- Deimoon Farr Our congratulations to Strap On. -- Jorja and the Moondogs Mader -- Than what? Oh... I thought it was two dees. Sorry. -- Dark Moon Down Nikkita -- I do like to lose to the best. -- Deimoon Farr Amicus Curiae -- Ha! -- Monette P.S. It wasn't my day to be witty. Purple Hooter -- It was the wavy pink stripes that got to me. -- Mooneye Tickle Monster -- That wasn't luck, it was desperation. -- Selena Bright LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STRAP ON butchered HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. PEANUT was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle. TICKLE MONSTER was slain by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel. GOON was assassinated by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight. DA6 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl. DA7 was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle. DBLEPEE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena competition. BYE was viciously butchered by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee. VATOS LOCOS was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. GOON was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. GOON was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. VENUS overpowered EL PRESIDENTE in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee. JUNIOR demolished MONETTE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match. NIKKITA was devastated by HUMAN CENTIPEDE in a 1 minute one-sided Title battle. MORE MONN devastated DEIMOON FARR in a 1 minute mismatched bout. H TO THE IZZO overcame VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute expert's fight. GNAEUS MAGNUS overpowered SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute uneven struggle. MADER handily defeated 2012 in a 1 minute mismatched bout. DARK MOON DOWN was bested by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute brawl. MOONEYE was overpowered by GOY in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout. SLITHER was overpowered by AMICUS CURIAE in a 1 minute mismatched fight. HASTIGHET was bested by COUNT BLYTHE in a popular 1 minute bout. SELENA BRIGHT vanquished SALTY DOG in a 1 minute one-sided match. DROCK viciously subdued ALLY YEAR MONEY in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel. PURPLE HOOTER was overpowered by STOR ULREN in a 2 minute one-sided match. SY FY defeated YOUNG HOV in a 2 minute novice's duel. GREEDO SHOT 1ST was overpowered by MAMBA in a 1 minute one-sided duel. DARWIN overpowered HROALDR in a 2 minute uneven match. SURFER ON ACID overpowered JED in a 1 minute uneven duel. ETHER was beaten by COTIA MORTIS in a 2 minute novice's fray. KRAKO viciously subdued ROK REDBEARD in a exciting 2 minute gory duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 8 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 19 - 1 60 | |LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 32 - 5 48 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 18 - 1 45 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 37 - 4 42 | |SLASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 26 - 3 41 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 13 - 21 - 0 38 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 9 - 0 36 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 22 - 0 31 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 17 - 2 29 | Turn 716 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 BASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 6 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027 22 21 2 109 ABOMINATION (393) PARRY-STRIKE VENUS 4103 14 11 1 102 THE MENTORS (242) STRIKING ATTACK MORE MONN 6111 14 9 2 100 ABOMINATION (393) WALL OF STEEL JUNIOR 6153 7 1 0 61 THE CLUB (559) LUNGING ATTACK GOY 3950 5 3 0 43 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) AIMED BLOW SLITHERING IDIOT 6105 6 3 0 39 SERPENTS' HOLD (570) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is DEIMOON FARR 5985. The most popular warrior this turn was PEANUT 6186. The ten other most popular fighters were KRAKO 6162, ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220, HASTIGHET 6092, STOR ULREN 6112, SY FY 6232, HROALDR 6215, COTIA MORTIS 6250, VENUS 4103, JUNIOR 6153, and MORE MONN 6111. The least popular fighter this week was PURPLE HOOTER 6195. The other ten least popular fighters were JED 6249, GREEDO SHOT 1ST 6233, SALTY DOG 6239, DARK MOON DOWN 6124, 2012 6150, DEIMOON FARR 5985, NIKKITA 5261, MONETTE 6161, EL PRESIDENTE 6016, and GOON 6243. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: STRAP ON (10-5254) THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)