DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/04/2013    Duedate: 06/17/2013

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-718

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VENUS
THE MENTORS (242)
(10-4103) [16-11-1,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VENUS                          POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MENTORS (242)              
(10-4103) [16-11-1,122]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEIMOON FARR                   HASTIGHET
THE MOONDOGS (97)              VIKINGS (34)
(10-5985) [18-39-0,93]         (10-6092) [6-8-0,34]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MENTORS (242)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE CLUB (559)              52
2. VIKINGS (34)                33      VIKINGS (34)
3. THE MOONDOGS (97)           25      Unchartered Team
4. THE MENTORS (242)           17
5. GLORY HOUNDS (213)          13      POP STARS (501)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 CON MANCHIES (459)        12   6  1 66.7   1/ 2 THE MENTORS (242)        10  5 1
 2/ 3 VIKINGS (34)             278 216 16 56.3   2/ 6 VIKINGS (34)              9  6 0
 3/ 2 THE CLUB (559)           131 102  4 56.2   3/ 3 ABOMINATION (393)         7  8 0
 4/ 4 THE MENTORS (242)        192 157 23 55.0   4/ 7 THE CLUB (559)            7  8 0
 5/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (374)      218 190 11 53.4   5/ 9 JAY-Z (563)               6  7 1
 6/ 6 ABOMINATION (393)        328 319 22 50.7   6/ 1 THIRSTY THUGS (374)       6  9 0
 7/ 8 JAY-Z (563)               87  88  6 49.7   7- 4 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    5  4 0
 8/ 7 GLORY HOUNDS (213)        37  38  4 49.3   8/ 5 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  5 10 2
 9/ 9 THE MOONDOGS (97)        727 947 15 43.4   9/ 8 THE MOONDOGS (97)         5 10 0
10/10 THE MENTORS' TOY B (497)  43  67  4 39.1  10/10 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      4  7 0
11/12 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      17  31  1 35.4  11/11 GLORY HOUNDS (213)        1  4 0
12-11 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    20  37  0 35.1  12-12 CON MANCHIES (459)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 728): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 611): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 729): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 724): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 733): HARRY of BRAIN (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 719): CRUSHING BRATZ of NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 718): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 684): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 673): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (?, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 617): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 562): CARLESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 610): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 728): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 611): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 729): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 724): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 733): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 719): NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 718): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 684): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 673): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 617): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 562): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 610) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): EL PRESIDENTE of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 718): STOUT of BREAKERS (Lord Z, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (?, mgr.)
               (turn 665): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KOLACT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, THIRSTY THUGS, since THE 
MENTORS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If this keeps up, 
THIRSTY THUGS, you'll have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 5 in the 
rankings?  VIKINGS turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 2nd place rank in the listings this 
turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see NIKKITA win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, NIKKITA beat MORE MONN and MORE MONN lost 24 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster HUMAN CENTIPEDE challenged this turn.  And 
if variety is the spice of life, KOLACT may be getting bland, as VENUS stays top dog 
in the city.  Don Corleone's, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From KOLACT's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  KOLACT, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
ANTHROPOS KRATOS the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was THE MENTORS' TOY BOX.  Ha ha ha ha!  HILLARY was challenged more times this turn 
than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for KOLACT's 
morgue.  More variety.  JAY-Z has cause to pause today, as EL PRESIDENTE was sent to 
the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.  So, 
THIRSTY THUGS, just going to let BEACHCOMBER rot in peace are we?  Bye bye Bloodfeud, 
hello gloating arrogant NIKKITA.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the KOLACT arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of KOLACT.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in 
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENUS 4103                   16  11  1   122       THE MENTORS (242)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIKKITA 5261                 11  13  2   103       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
-CHIEF GREASY HAIR 4686       11   3  1   103       CON MANCHIES (459)
 HAMMER 1827                  17  13  3   101       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 JUNIOR 6153                   9   1  0    97       THE CLUB (559)
 DEIMOON FARR 5985            18  39  0    93       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 H TO THE IZZO 6015           17  19  0    92       JAY-Z (563)
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027         22  23  2    91       ABOMINATION (393)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORE MONN 6111               15  10  2    80       ABOMINATION (393)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHERING IDIOT 6105         8   3  0    63       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
-GNAEUS MAGNUS 3836            7   3  0    58       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AMICUS CURIAE 3872            6   6  0    56       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
 DARK MOON DOWN 6124          10  13  0    55       THE MOONDOGS (97)
-VINDICATOR 5844               3   0  0    49       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 COUNT BLYTHE 6196             5   3  0    43       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 HREIDMAR THE RED 6148         5   2  0    43       VIKINGS (34)
 MONETTE 6161                  9   4  0    35       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 SY FY 6232                    4   1  0    35       ABOMINATION (393)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HASTIGHET 6092                6   8  0    34       VIKINGS (34)
 MADER 6172                    6   2  0    34       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 STOR ULREN 6112               4   1  0    34       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DROCK 6213                    4   3  2    33       THE MENTORS (242)
 DARWIN 6236                   3   1  0    32       THE MENTORS (242)
-SLITHER 6104                  7   3  0    31       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
 2012 6150                     7   7  0    29       ABOMINATION (393)
-GOY 3950                      5   4  0    29       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
 KRAKO 6162                    3   0  0    28       THE CLUB (559)
 CICERO 2499                   3   4  0    26       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 TIC TAC 6259                  1   1  1    25       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220          2   2  0    24       JAY-Z (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEFIANX 1829                  4   8  1    21       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 SURFER ON ACID 6238           3   1  1    19       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 BUELLER 6260                  1   1  0    19       THE MENTORS (242)
 PURPLE HOOTER 6195            3   5  0    18       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 ROK REDBEARD 6216             2   1  0    17       VIKINGS (34)
 SALTY DOG 6239                2   2  0    17       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 SELENA BRIGHT 6207            4   4  0    16       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 BLITZKRIEG 2384               3   6  0    15       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 THE PLUMBER 6268              1   0  0    15       THE CLUB (559)
 SYZYGY 6271                   1   0  0    15       THE MOONDOGS (97)
 ETHER 6221                    2   4  0    13       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 GREEDO SHOT 1ST 6233          0   4  0    11       ABOMINATION (393)
 YOUNG HOV 6219                2   2  0    10       JAY-Z (563)
-WIPES WITH HAND 4685          1   3  0    10       CON MANCHIES (459)
-COTIA MORTIS 6250             1   1  0     8       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-MAMBA 6226                    1   1  0     8       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
 HILLARY 6261                  1   1  0     7       THE MENTORS (242)
 TICKLE MIONSTER 6258          1   1  0     4       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)
 HOT WHEEL 6270                0   1  0     1       THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (497)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOVITO 6205             1  2 0 JAY-Z 563            SURFER ON ACID 6238   715   
GOON 6269               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         SPYMASTER             718  NONE
GOON 6267               0  1 0 THE CLUB 559         BANDIT PRINCE         718  NONE
MOONEYE 6139            8  7 0 THE MOONDOGS 97      DROCK 6213            717   
BEACHCOMBER 4135       17  9 0 THIRSTY THUGS 374    NIKKITA 5261          714  NOT REVENGED
HROALDR 6215            0  3 0 VIKINGS 34           WURM KIN              718  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Venus -- Well I must say I didn't expect THAT result.  I'll be ready for you next
time...I hope. -- Human Centipede

Deimoon Farr -- Didn't learn from your last ass whoopin' eh?  You are a glutton for
punishment.  Or are you just suicidal?  Either way thanks for all the learns. --
Mormon

Darwin -- That was terrible! -- 2012

Wipes With Hand -- Guess your gonna have to learn to wipe with your other hand now
eh? -- Sy Fy

Stor Ulren -- I'm getting closer to that D.A. appointment my manager has ALMOST
scheduled for me.  Thanks. -- Greedo Shot 1st

Our congratulations to El Presidente. -- Jorja and the Moondogs

More Moon -- What were YOU thinking, accusing me of challenging?  I am sure I have
never issued a challenge in my entire dueling career. -- Deimoon Farr

Mader -- I am glad to have provided you with your first loss.  You will be a better
duelist for it.  Well, probably, and at least a better man. -- Dark Moon Down, who
knows that into each life a certain amount of rain must fall (preferably not through
holes in the roof)

Drock -- Well, damn. -- ghost of Mooneye, now eclipsed

And for the rest... eh. -- the other Moondogs, too lazy to howl at the moon tonight
(and besides, it won't rise for hours yet)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EL PRESIDENTE viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HROALDR was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
GOON was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOON was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
VENUS overpowered HUMAN CENTIPEDE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
JUNIOR devastated DEIMOON FARR in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
MADER was devastated by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HREIDMAR THE RED slimly won victory over DROCK in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
ETHER lost to 2012 in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ROK REDBEARD unbelievably bested HILLARY in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
SURFER ON ACID won victory over SELENA BRIGHT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DARWIN luckily beat ALLY YEAR MONEY in a popular 4 minute beginner's Challenge match.
SALTY DOG was savagely defeated by KRAKO in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
MORE MONN was handily defeated by NIKKITA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
H TO THE IZZO was savagely defeated by HAMMER in a 4 minute veteran's brawl.
COUNT BLYTHE was defeated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 4 minute duel.
DARK MOON DOWN bested CICERO in a 2 minute duel.
MONETTE overcame TIC TAC in a 2 minute master vs. amateur bout.
STOR ULREN bested GREEDO SHOT 1ST in a 1 minute fight.
HASTIGHET savagely defeated PURPLE HOOTER in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
SY FY overpowered DEFIANX in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLITZKRIEG was viciously subdued by BUELLER in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
YOUNG HOV slimly won victory over HOT WHEEL in a 2 minute novice's match.
TICKLE MIONSTER was overcome by THE PLUMBER in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
SYZYGY bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  21 -  2      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        23 -  25 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  12 -  2      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  40 -  4      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  28 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  36 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  20 -  1      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  21 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  12 -  0      25  |

Turn 718 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3                                       2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     VENUS 4103                 16  11  1  122 THE MENTORS (242)
BASHING ATTACK   HAMMER 1827                17  13  3  101 GLORY HOUNDS (213)
WALL OF STEEL    JUNIOR 6153                 9   1  0   97 THE CLUB (559)
STRIKING ATTACK  MORE MONN 6111             15  10  2   80 ABOMINATION (393)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHERING IDIOT 6105       8   3  0   63 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
PARRY-LUNGE      COUNT BLYTHE 6196           5   3  0   43 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEIMOON FARR 5985.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HASTIGHET 6092.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUELLER 6260, 
HAMMER 1827, ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220, H TO THE IZZO 6015, COUNT BLYTHE 6196, HILLARY 
6261, SURFER ON ACID 6238, KRAKO 6162, YOUNG HOV 6219, and THE PLUMBER 6268.

The least popular fighter this week was DEFIANX 1829.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PURPLE HOOTER 6195, SALTY DOG 6239, SELENA BRIGHT 6207, MADER 6172, 
DEIMOON FARR 5985, HUMAN CENTIPEDE 6027, GOON 6269, GOON 6267, HROALDR 6215, and 
TICKLE MIONSTER 6258.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

EL PRESIDENTE (10-6016) JAY-Z (563)