DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/19/2013    Duedate: 12/02/2013

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HREIDMAR THE RED
VIKINGS (34)
(10-6148) [11-4-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HREIDMAR THE RED               SAUSAGE STUFFING
VIKINGS (34)                   TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
(10-6148) [11-4-0,105]         (10-6117) [4-2-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAMMER                         COUNT BLYTHE
GLORY HOUNDS (213)             THIRSTY THUGS (374)
(10-1827) [21-17-3,89]         (10-6196) [12-8-0,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MENTORS (242)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TERRAPIN STATION (189)      49
2. THE MENTORS (242)           29      TERRAPIN STATION (189)
3. JAY-Z (563)                 23      Unchartered Team
4. GLORY HOUNDS (213)          22
5. VIKINGS (34)                22      ORL 2013V (577)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ORL 2013V (577)            5   1  0 83.3   1/ 4 THE MENTORS (242)         8  7 1
 2/ 0*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)   4   2  0 66.7   2/ 3 JAY-Z (563)               7  5 0
 3/ 0 TERRAPIN STATION (189)   543 408 23 57.1   3- 1*CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)      6  3 0
 4- 2 THE CLUB (559)           151 116  5 56.6   4/ 5 VIKINGS (34)              5  4 0
 5/ 3 VIKINGS (34)             296 229 16 56.4   5/11 GLORY HOUNDS (213)        5  4 0
 6/ 4 THE MENTORS (242)        220 186 25 54.2   6- 2 ABOMINATION (393)         5  5 1
 7/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (374)      251 214 11 54.0   7/ 7 THIRSTY THUGS (374)       5  8 0
 8- 6 ABOMINATION (393)        355 347 26 50.6   8/ 8 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    4 10 0
 9/ 7 JAY-Z (563)              110 112  7 49.5   9- 6 THE CLUB (559)            2  1 0
10/ 8 GLORY HOUNDS (213)        44  45  4 49.4  10/ 9*ORL 2013V (577)           2  1 0
11/ 9 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      25  35  1 41.7  11/ 0*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)  1  0 0
12-10*CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)      10  14  1 41.7  12/10 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      1  2 0
13/11 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    44  70  1 38.6  13/12*RAGE AGAINST (574)        1  2 0
14/12*RAGE AGAINST (574)         4   8  0 33.3  14/ 0 TERRAPIN STATION (189)    1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 745): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 717): BRAN MAC MORN of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 741): NOSEY ROSIE of SHADY LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 736): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 729): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 678): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 574): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 622): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 745): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 717): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 741): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 736): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 729): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 678): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 574): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 622) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
                (turn 739): S... MC of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 740): KILLBY MARCH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of KOLACT.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Nothing is certain in 
KOLACT, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top 
team--THE MENTORS.  He who laughs last didn't get the joke.  Speaking of laughing at 
jokes, observe ABOMINATION.  Last week they got 0-0-0 to drop by 4!  What's a move up 
by 6 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to 
GLORY HOUNDS.  Good things come to those who fight well, as THIRSTY THUGS can attest, 
moving up by 0.  THE MENTORS had cause to celebrate, after DROCK got 19 points by 
beating SCRAPY DORK.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, DROCK was winsome, 
after beating SCRAPY DORK and seeing him lose 15 points.  In KOLACT, nothing is 
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, HREIDMAR THE RED.  
Word has it one team in KOLACT is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent 
to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     And how sociable are KOLACT's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like a horde of 
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in KOLACT avoid ANTHROPOS 
KRATOS.  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, VIKINGS scurried away from 
ANTHROPOS KRATOS.  Oh, the shame!  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and AMICUS 
CURIAE is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't ANTHROPOS KRATOS proud!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in KOLACT is the highlight of my life.  As if buffeted 
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Like a 
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid KOLACT farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HREIDMAR THE RED 6148        11   4  0   105       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUNIOR 6153                  12   2  0   105       THE CLUB (559)
 THE QUESTION 5557            14   5  0   103       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-KRAKO 6162                    9   1  0    94       THE CLUB (559)
 SALTY DOG 6239               10   6  0    93       THIRSTY THUGS (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMMER 1827                  21  17  3    89       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 HILLARY 6261                  8   6  0    87       THE MENTORS (242)
 HASTIGHET 6092               11  14  0    86       VIKINGS (34)
-2012 6150                    13  12  2    84       ABOMINATION (393)
 SLITHERING IDIOT 6105        16   7  0    80       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
 ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220          8   8  0    72       JAY-Z (563)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DROCK 6213                    8  10  2    66       THE MENTORS (242)
 YOUNG HOV 6219                9   7  0    63       JAY-Z (563)
 BISHOP 5567                  10   6  0    62       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
 BUELLER 6260                  7   7  0    62       THE MENTORS (242)
 SURFER ON ACID 6238          11   5  1    61       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 AMICUS CURIAE 3872           10  14  1    61       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
 GOY 3950                     12   9  0    59       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
 PURPLE HOOTER 6195           10  10  0    57       THIRSTY THUGS (374)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117         4   2  0    53       TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
 COUNT BLYTHE 6196            12   8  0    49       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
-VINDICATOR 5844               3   0  0    49       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 DARWIN 6236                   8   6  0    46       THE MENTORS (242)
 CICERO 2499                   5   4  0    43       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 JOBS 6297                     4   3  1    43       THE MENTORS (242)
-TOMMY GUN 6280                4   2  0    43       THE CLUB (559)
 SCRAPY DORK 6294              5   1  0    42       ORL 2013V (577)
-IRON MAN 2 6277               5   5  0    41       ABOMINATION (393)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROK REDBEARD 6216             4   3  0    36       VIKINGS (34)
-STUBBED TOES 6144             3   0  0    36       RAGE AGAINST (574)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VATOS LOCOS 6266              5   4  1    33       JAY-Z (563)
-CLEO MOORE 6299               2   2  1    32       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-SLITHER 6104                  7   3  0    31       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
 DAGG AXELJORG 6289            4   1  0    31       VIKINGS (34)
 TEMPE POSTMASTER 6141         1   8  0    31       RAGE AGAINST (574)
-NAEVIA 6313                   3   1  0    30       ABOMINATION (393)
-THE PLUMBER 6268              5   4  1    28       THE CLUB (559)
-RITA HAYWORTH 6310            4   0  0    28       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-BETTY WHITE 6309              2   2  0    28       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEFIANX 1829                  4  10  1    23       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 55 IN A 54 6275               3   7  0    20       JAY-Z (563)
 BLITZKRIEG 2384               4   7  0    19       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 ADALBJORN 6281                1   0  0    15       VIKINGS (34)
 ZENOBIA SEPTIIIMA 6323        1   1  0    12       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-JANE RUSSELL 6321             1   0  0    11       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-KATE UPTON 6322               1   0  0    11       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-MAMBA 6226                    1   1  0     8       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
 PULSO 6314                    0   4  0     6       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-FAT PAULIE 6320               1   0  0     5       THE CLUB (559)
 SEPTIMA ZENOBIA 6324          0   2  0     4       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-MASS EFFECT 3 6326            0   1  0     1       ABOMINATION (393)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SY FY 6232              9  7 0 ABOMINATION 393      JOBS 6297             729   
GNAEUS MAGNUS 3836     13  7 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS 392 2012 6150             728   
MESSOREM 6276           4  4 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS 392 VATOS LOCOS 6266      727   
BIG HIPPY 6199          0  1 0 TERRAPIN STATION 189 ARENAMASTER FILI      730  NONE
LOOKING 4A MIRAC 6188   0  2 0 TERRAPIN STATION 189 BLACK ORC             730  NONE
TENNESSE JED 6192       0  1 0 TERRAPIN STATION 189 BLACK ORC             730  NONE
ETHER 6221              5  9 0 THIRSTY THUGS 374    CLEO MOORE 6299       726  NOT REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOOKING 4A MIRACLE was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute fight.
TENNESSE JED was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BIG HIPPY was murdered by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JOBS was devastated by YOUNG HOV in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DROCK overpowered SCRAPY DORK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BUELLER overpowered AMICUS CURIAE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
DARWIN was bested by SURFER ON ACID in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
TEMPE POSTMASTER handily defeated DEFIANX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SALTY DOG was viciously subdued by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute gory Title duel.
SLITHERING IDIOT was vanquished by THE QUESTION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALLY YEAR MONEY was defeated by HAMMER in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
HASTIGHET overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
HILLARY overcame BISHOP in a exciting 1 minute contest.
GOY was subdued by PURPLE HOOTER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody veteran's brawl.
SAUSAGE STUFFING savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute duel.
COUNT BLYTHE savagely defeated ROK REDBEARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody brawl.
DAGG AXELJORG was defeated by CICERO in a 2 minute bout.
VATOS LOCOS savagely defeated ZENOBIA SEPTIIIMA in a 5 minute brutal bout.
BLITZKRIEG savagely defeated PULSO in a 4 minute bloody master vs. amateur fight.
55 IN A 54 overpowered SEPTIMA ZENOBIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ADALBJORN demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        25 -  18 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  38 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  25 -  3      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  26 -  4      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  22 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  22 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  16 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  13 -  0      19  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HREIDMAR THE RED 6148      11   4  0  105 VIKINGS (34)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE QUESTION 5557          14   5  0  103 TERRAPIN STATION (189)
STRIKING ATTACK  SALTY DOG 6239             10   6  0   93 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
BASHING ATTACK   HAMMER 1827                21  17  3   89 GLORY HOUNDS (213)
SLASHING ATTACK  YOUNG HOV 6219              9   7  0   63 JAY-Z (563)
PARRY-LUNGE      COUNT BLYTHE 6196          12   8  0   49 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
TOTAL PARRY      DARWIN 6236                 8   6  0   46 THE MENTORS (242)
WALL OF STEEL    SCRAPY DORK 6294            5   1  0   42 ORL 2013V (577)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAMMER 1827.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
COUNT BLYTHE 6196.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220, 
SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117, SURFER ON ACID 6238, GOY 3950, HAMMER 1827, DROCK 6213, VATOS 
LOCOS 6266, HREIDMAR THE RED 6148, HASTIGHET 6092, and HILLARY 6261.

The least popular fighter this week was ZENOBIA SEPTIIIMA 6323.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SEPTIMA ZENOBIA 6324, SLITHERING IDIOT 6105, DEFIANX 1829, 
DARWIN 6236, AMICUS CURIAE 3872, JOBS 6297, ADALBJORN 6281, PURPLE HOOTER 6195, 
BISHOP 5567, and SCRAPY DORK 6294.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DARK GUARDIAN 2212 (135-99-2)          4  3  0         THE BEARS            
MIPHON 2706 (292-170-4)                4  3  0         LIQUID CARNAGE       
MILLER KNIGHT 3610 (159-122-5)         3  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLAYER II 2125 (50-36-1)               0  5  0         THE MENTORS          

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OH WELL 2205 (41-37-4)                 4  3  0         THE MENTORS          
SLAYER 3 2530 (37-25-1)                1  3  0         THE MENTORS          
PROFESSOR GRIM 2613 (30-26-0)          0  2  0         THE MENTORS          

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STRAP ON 5254 (21-14-1)                3  3  0         THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 
BOONE 3812 (26-12-0)                   2  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        
VENUS 4103 (22-15-2)                   0  2  0         THE MENTORS          

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GOY 3950 (11-8-0)                      1  3  0         ANTHROPOS KRATOS     
PIKACHU 5176 (10-5-1)                  1  3  0         LIGHTNING DECK       
AMICUS CURIAE 3872 (10-12-1)           0  2  0         ANTHROPOS KRATOS     

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HREIDMAR THE RED 6148 (10-4-0)         1  3  0         VIKINGS              

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOT WHEEL 6270 (5-2-0)                 2  3  0         THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 
ROK REDBEARD 6216 (4-1-0)              2  3  0         VIKINGS              
VINDICATOR 5844 (3-0-0)                1  3  0         GLORY HOUNDS         

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ADALBJORN 6281 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         VIKINGS              
DAGG AXELJORG 6289 (4-0-0)             0  2  0         VIKINGS              
PULSO 6314 (0-2-0)                     0  2  0         ANTHROPOS KRATOS     

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZENOBIA SEPTIIIMA 6323 (0-0-0)         4  3  0         ANTHROPOS KRATOS     
HARVELL 6070 (0-0-0)                   1  1  0  DEAD   KHORS PRAETORIANS 79 
SEPTIMA ZENOBIA 6324 (0-0-0)           0  2  0         ANTHROPOS KRATOS     

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHUPACABRA 3827 (13-10-1)              8  3  0         TERRAPIN STATION     
BRIGANDIDGE 1392 (18-9-3)              2  3  0         WOLFRAVEN REAVERS    
KILIMANJARO 366 (4-1-0)                0  2  0         VIKINGS              
PROFESSOR GRIM II 2624 (16-6-1)        0  2  0         THE MENTORS          

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VINNIE 6128 (11-2-1)                   7  3  1         THE CLUB             
GABRIEL 4147 (10-3-0)                  2  3  0         THE MENTORS          
WHIRLING DEATH 1831 (7-3-0)            2  3  0         GLORY HOUNDS         
CRAVER 5193 (12-2-1)                   0  2  0         THE MENTORS          
TONY SOPRANO 6002 (13-3-0)             0  2  0         THE CLUB             
VENDETTA 2441 (5-4-0)                  0  2  0  DEAD   THE HOLY LEGION      

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BRAND 3340 (0-1-0)                     6  3  0         TERRAPIN STATION     

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117 (3-2-0)          8  3  0         TURKEY DAY MASSACRE  
WARREN PEACE 5410 (0-0-0)              2  3  0         EVERYDAY PEOPLE      

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TICKLE MONSTER 6258 (1-2-0)            3  3  0         THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 
DA 47 6227 (0-1-0)                     0  2  0         ABOMINATION          

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

    There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office.  There 
often was, but surely not now?  Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, 
frowned at them.
    A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter.  "I want a 
name-change," he said.  "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling 
Eyeball'?  My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
    A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him.  "And I am really tired of 
being known as 'DA Bait'."  She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood.  "I'd 
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
    The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to 
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and 
dangerous.
    Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success.  He raised his 
voice, too.  "We'll do it!  A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork 
lined up!  Two or three months, maybe--"
    The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
    "No, listen!  The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything 
straight.  You've got to be patient.  It WILL happen!"

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI