DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/03/2013    Duedate: 12/16/2013

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-731

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SALTY DOG
THIRSTY THUGS (374)
(10-6239) [11-6-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SALTY DOG                      SAUSAGE STUFFING
THIRSTY THUGS (374)            TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
(10-6239) [11-6-0,112]         (10-6117) [5-2-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAMMER                         COUNT BLYTHE
GLORY HOUNDS (213)             THIRSTY THUGS (374)
(10-1827) [21-18-3,90]         (10-6196) [13-8-0,57]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MENTORS (242)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JAY-Z (563)                 40
2. THE MENTORS (242)           22      VIKINGS (34)
3. THIRSTY THUGS (374)         19      Unchartered Team
4. TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)   10
5. SERPENTS' HOLD (570)         8      ORL 2013V (577)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ORL 2013V (577)            6   1  0 85.7   1/ 1 THE MENTORS (242)        10  5 1
 2/ 2*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)   5   2  0 71.4   2/ 2 JAY-Z (563)               9  3 0
 3- 3 TERRAPIN STATION (189)   543 408 23 57.1   3/ 7 THIRSTY THUGS (374)       7  6 0
 4- 4 THE CLUB (559)           151 116  5 56.6   4/ 4 VIKINGS (34)              5  7 0
 5/ 5 VIKINGS (34)             297 233 16 56.0   5- 3*CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)      4  0 0
 6/ 6 THE MENTORS (242)        223 188 25 54.3   6/ 5 GLORY HOUNDS (213)        4  8 0
 7/ 7 THIRSTY THUGS (374)      253 216 11 53.9   7/11*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)  2  0 0
 8- 8 ABOMINATION (393)        355 347 26 50.6   8- 9 THE CLUB (559)            2  1 0
 9/ 9 JAY-Z (563)              114 112  7 50.4   9/13 RAGE AGAINST (574)        2  1 0
10/10 GLORY HOUNDS (213)        44  49  4 47.3  10/10*ORL 2013V (577)           2  1 0
11/11 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      26  35  1 42.6  11- 8 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    2  8 0
12-12*CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)      10  14  1 41.7  12/12 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)      1  2 0
13-13 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)    44  70  1 38.6  13-14 TERRAPIN STATION (189)    1  4 0
14/14 RAGE AGAINST (574)         5   8  0 38.5  14- 6 ABOMINATION (393)         1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 741): BOBO THE DOG BOY of CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 624): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 737): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 746): ATHELAS of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 730): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 732): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 731): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 697): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 686): ARGONATH of PILLAR OF KINGS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 679): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 630): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 741): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 624): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 737): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 746): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 730): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 732): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 731): MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 697): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 686): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 679): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 630): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): THE UPTIGHT MAN of OUT OF PROZAC (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 731): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 697): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for KOLACT.  Uncool, ABOMINATION.  I mean 
0-0-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training 
practice!  The guys at THIRSTY THUGS like really pulled together to get a 2-2-0 this 
turn, moving up by 4.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, JAY-Z!  'Cause 
they got 4-0-0 and moved up to 2nd!  MVP award for YOUNG HOV?  JAY-Z's proud of him 
after beating HAMMER and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  DROCK 
got smashed by ALLY YEAR MONEY, and lost 8 points!  And I was just getting used to 
the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome SALTY DOG.  Aren't THIRSTY THUGS 
proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't 
ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  THE MENTORS was KOLACT's most avoided team.  Is there some award 
for that?  I don't know what VIKINGS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from THE MENTORS, that's fer sher.  Like, is HASTIGHET popular, 
or what?  He was challenged the most in all of KOLACT!  He's got a 11-15-0, is that 
good?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out BUELLER challenged 
HASTIGHET.  After all, haven't THE MENTORS and VIKINGS had a long standing duel in 
KOLACT?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but HASTIGHET wants me to write 
about it since he was bested by BUELLER.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All KOLACT ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALTY DOG 6239               11   6  0   112       THIRSTY THUGS (374)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUNIOR 6153                  12   2  0   105       THE CLUB (559)
-THE QUESTION 5557            14   5  0   103       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-KRAKO 6162                    9   1  0    94       THE CLUB (559)
 HILLARY 6261                  9   6  0    91       THE MENTORS (242)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMMER 1827                  21  18  3    90       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 SLITHERING IDIOT 6105        17   7  0    88       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
 HREIDMAR THE RED 6148        11   5  0    87       VIKINGS (34)
-2012 6150                    13  12  2    84       ABOMINATION (393)
 YOUNG HOV 6219               10   7  0    84       JAY-Z (563)
 BUELLER 6260                  8   7  0    84       THE MENTORS (242)
 ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220          9   8  0    81       JAY-Z (563)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HASTIGHET 6092               11  15  0    64       VIKINGS (34)
 SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117         5   2  0    63       TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
-BISHOP 5567                  10   6  0    62       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-AMICUS CURIAE 3872           10  14  1    61       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-GOY 3950                     12   9  0    59       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
 SURFER ON ACID 6238          11   6  1    59       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 DROCK 6213                    8  11  2    58       THE MENTORS (242)
 COUNT BLYTHE 6196            13   8  0    57       THIRSTY THUGS (374)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURPLE HOOTER 6195           10  11  0    51       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 JOBS 6297                     5   3  1    50       THE MENTORS (242)
-VINDICATOR 5844               3   0  0    49       GLORY HOUNDS (213)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCRAPY DORK 6294              6   1  0    47       ORL 2013V (577)
 DARWIN 6236                   8   7  0    43       THE MENTORS (242)
-TOMMY GUN 6280                4   2  0    43       THE CLUB (559)
-IRON MAN 2 6277               5   5  0    41       ABOMINATION (393)
 CICERO 2499                   5   5  0    39       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 DAGG AXELJORG 6289            5   1  0    39       VIKINGS (34)
-STUBBED TOES 6144             3   0  0    36       RAGE AGAINST (574)
 VATOS LOCOS 6266              6   4  1    35       JAY-Z (563)
 ROK REDBEARD 6216             4   4  0    35       VIKINGS (34)
 TEMPE POSTMASTER 6141         2   8  0    34       RAGE AGAINST (574)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLEO MOORE 6299               2   2  1    32       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-SLITHER 6104                  7   3  0    31       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
-NAEVIA 6313                   3   1  0    30       ABOMINATION (393)
-THE PLUMBER 6268              5   4  1    28       THE CLUB (559)
 55 IN A 54 6275               4   7  0    28       JAY-Z (563)
-RITA HAYWORTH 6310            4   0  0    28       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-BETTY WHITE 6309              2   2  0    28       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
 DEFIANX 1829                  4  11  1    24       GLORY HOUNDS (213)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLITZKRIEG 2384               4   8  0    20       GLORY HOUNDS (213)
 ADALBJORN 6281                1   1  0    16       VIKINGS (34)
-ZENOBIA SEPTIIIMA 6323        1   1  0    12       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-JANE RUSSELL 6321             1   0  0    11       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-KATE UPTON 6322               1   0  0    11       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-MAMBA 6226                    1   1  0     8       SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
-PULSO 6314                    0   4  0     6       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-FAT PAULIE 6320               1   0  0     5       THE CLUB (559)
-SEPTIMA ZENOBIA 6324          0   2  0     4       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-MASS EFFECT 3 6326            0   1  0     1       ABOMINATION (393)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SY FY 6232              9  7 0 ABOMINATION 393      JOBS 6297             729   
GNAEUS MAGNUS 3836     13  7 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS 392 2012 6150             728   
MESSOREM 6276           4  4 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS 392 VATOS LOCOS 6266      727  NOT REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUELLER devastated HASTIGHET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DROCK was vanquished by ALLY YEAR MONEY in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
JOBS subdued CICERO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DARWIN was viciously subdued by COUNT BLYTHE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SAUSAGE STUFFING savagely defeated PURPLE HOOTER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ADALBJORN was viciously subdued by TEMPE POSTMASTER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HREIDMAR THE RED was overpowered by SALTY DOG in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
SLITHERING IDIOT overpowered SURFER ON ACID in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
HILLARY won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute duel.
HAMMER was savagely defeated by YOUNG HOV in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
SCRAPY DORK savagely defeated ROK REDBEARD in a 4 minute gruesome match.
VATOS LOCOS savagely defeated BLITZKRIEG in a 5 minute brutal fight.
DAGG AXELJORG demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
DEFIANX was subdued by 55 IN A 54 in a 2 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  34 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        24 -  17 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  24 -  3      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  24 -  3      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  22 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  21 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  16 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  12 -  0      14  |

Turn 731 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SALTY DOG 6239             11   6  0  112 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
LUNGING ATTACK   HILLARY 6261                9   6  0   91 THE MENTORS (242)
BASHING ATTACK   HAMMER 1827                21  18  3   90 GLORY HOUNDS (213)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHERING IDIOT 6105      17   7  0   88 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
SLASHING ATTACK  YOUNG HOV 6219             10   7  0   84 JAY-Z (563)
PARRY-LUNGE      BUELLER 6260                8   7  0   84 THE MENTORS (242)
WALL OF STEEL    SCRAPY DORK 6294            6   1  0   47 ORL 2013V (577)
TOTAL PARRY      DARWIN 6236                 8   7  0   43 THE MENTORS (242)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAMMER 1827.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
COUNT BLYTHE 6196.  The ten other most popular fighters were SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117, 
JOBS 6297, YOUNG HOV 6219, ROK REDBEARD 6216, VATOS LOCOS 6266, 55 IN A 54 6275, ALLY 
YEAR MONEY 6220, TEMPE POSTMASTER 6141, SALTY DOG 6239, and HILLARY 6261.

The least popular fighter this week was BLITZKRIEG 2384.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HREIDMAR THE RED 6148, ADALBJORN 6281, PURPLE HOOTER 6195, DARWIN 6236, 
DROCK 6213, HASTIGHET 6092, DEFIANX 1829, HAMMER 1827, SURFER ON ACID 6238, and 
CICERO 2499.

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium