DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/03/2013 Duedate: 12/16/2013
KOLACT ARENA
DM-10 TURN-731
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SALTY DOG
THIRSTY THUGS (374)
(10-6239) [11-6-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SALTY DOG SAUSAGE STUFFING
THIRSTY THUGS (374) TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
(10-6239) [11-6-0,112] (10-6117) [5-2-0,63]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HAMMER COUNT BLYTHE
GLORY HOUNDS (213) THIRSTY THUGS (374)
(10-1827) [21-18-3,90] (10-6196) [13-8-0,57]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MENTORS (242)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. JAY-Z (563) 40
2. THE MENTORS (242) 22 VIKINGS (34)
3. THIRSTY THUGS (374) 19 Unchartered Team
4. TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571) 10
5. SERPENTS' HOLD (570) 8 ORL 2013V (577)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*ORL 2013V (577) 6 1 0 85.7 1/ 1 THE MENTORS (242) 10 5 1
2/ 2*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571) 5 2 0 71.4 2/ 2 JAY-Z (563) 9 3 0
3- 3 TERRAPIN STATION (189) 543 408 23 57.1 3/ 7 THIRSTY THUGS (374) 7 6 0
4- 4 THE CLUB (559) 151 116 5 56.6 4/ 4 VIKINGS (34) 5 7 0
5/ 5 VIKINGS (34) 297 233 16 56.0 5- 3*CHUCK'S PINUPS (578) 4 0 0
6/ 6 THE MENTORS (242) 223 188 25 54.3 6/ 5 GLORY HOUNDS (213) 4 8 0
7/ 7 THIRSTY THUGS (374) 253 216 11 53.9 7/11*TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571) 2 0 0
8- 8 ABOMINATION (393) 355 347 26 50.6 8- 9 THE CLUB (559) 2 1 0
9/ 9 JAY-Z (563) 114 112 7 50.4 9/13 RAGE AGAINST (574) 2 1 0
10/10 GLORY HOUNDS (213) 44 49 4 47.3 10/10*ORL 2013V (577) 2 1 0
11/11 SERPENTS' HOLD (570) 26 35 1 42.6 11- 8 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) 2 8 0
12-12*CHUCK'S PINUPS (578) 10 14 1 41.7 12/12 SERPENTS' HOLD (570) 1 2 0
13-13 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392) 44 70 1 38.6 13-14 TERRAPIN STATION (189) 1 4 0
14/14 RAGE AGAINST (574) 5 8 0 38.5 14- 6 ABOMINATION (393) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 741): BOBO THE DOG BOY of CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 624): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 737): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 746): ATHELAS of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 730): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 732): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 731): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 697): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 686): ARGONATH of PILLAR OF KINGS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 679): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 630): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 741): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 624): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 737): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 746): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 730): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 732): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 731): MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 697): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 686): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 679): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 630): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): THE UPTIGHT MAN of OUT OF PROZAC (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 731): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 697): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for KOLACT. Uncool, ABOMINATION. I mean
0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training
practice! The guys at THIRSTY THUGS like really pulled together to get a 2-2-0 this
turn, moving up by 4. Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, JAY-Z! 'Cause
they got 4-0-0 and moved up to 2nd! MVP award for YOUNG HOV? JAY-Z's proud of him
after beating HAMMER and getting 21 points. Talk about yer big time losers! DROCK
got smashed by ALLY YEAR MONEY, and lost 8 points! And I was just getting used to
the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome SALTY DOG. Aren't THIRSTY THUGS
proud. (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't
ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. THE MENTORS was KOLACT's most avoided team. Is there some award
for that? I don't know what VIKINGS' been doing. They certainly haven't been
accepting many fights from THE MENTORS, that's fer sher. Like, is HASTIGHET popular,
or what? He was challenged the most in all of KOLACT! He's got a 11-15-0, is that
good? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out BUELLER challenged
HASTIGHET. After all, haven't THE MENTORS and VIKINGS had a long standing duel in
KOLACT? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but HASTIGHET wants me to write
about it since he was bested by BUELLER. Satisfied?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All KOLACT ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SALTY DOG 6239 11 6 0 112 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JUNIOR 6153 12 2 0 105 THE CLUB (559)
-THE QUESTION 5557 14 5 0 103 TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-KRAKO 6162 9 1 0 94 THE CLUB (559)
HILLARY 6261 9 6 0 91 THE MENTORS (242)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAMMER 1827 21 18 3 90 GLORY HOUNDS (213)
SLITHERING IDIOT 6105 17 7 0 88 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
HREIDMAR THE RED 6148 11 5 0 87 VIKINGS (34)
-2012 6150 13 12 2 84 ABOMINATION (393)
YOUNG HOV 6219 10 7 0 84 JAY-Z (563)
BUELLER 6260 8 7 0 84 THE MENTORS (242)
ALLY YEAR MONEY 6220 9 8 0 81 JAY-Z (563)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HASTIGHET 6092 11 15 0 64 VIKINGS (34)
SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117 5 2 0 63 TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
-BISHOP 5567 10 6 0 62 TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-AMICUS CURIAE 3872 10 14 1 61 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-GOY 3950 12 9 0 59 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
SURFER ON ACID 6238 11 6 1 59 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
DROCK 6213 8 11 2 58 THE MENTORS (242)
COUNT BLYTHE 6196 13 8 0 57 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PURPLE HOOTER 6195 10 11 0 51 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
JOBS 6297 5 3 1 50 THE MENTORS (242)
-VINDICATOR 5844 3 0 0 49 GLORY HOUNDS (213)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCRAPY DORK 6294 6 1 0 47 ORL 2013V (577)
DARWIN 6236 8 7 0 43 THE MENTORS (242)
-TOMMY GUN 6280 4 2 0 43 THE CLUB (559)
-IRON MAN 2 6277 5 5 0 41 ABOMINATION (393)
CICERO 2499 5 5 0 39 GLORY HOUNDS (213)
DAGG AXELJORG 6289 5 1 0 39 VIKINGS (34)
-STUBBED TOES 6144 3 0 0 36 RAGE AGAINST (574)
VATOS LOCOS 6266 6 4 1 35 JAY-Z (563)
ROK REDBEARD 6216 4 4 0 35 VIKINGS (34)
TEMPE POSTMASTER 6141 2 8 0 34 RAGE AGAINST (574)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CLEO MOORE 6299 2 2 1 32 CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-SLITHER 6104 7 3 0 31 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
-NAEVIA 6313 3 1 0 30 ABOMINATION (393)
-THE PLUMBER 6268 5 4 1 28 THE CLUB (559)
55 IN A 54 6275 4 7 0 28 JAY-Z (563)
-RITA HAYWORTH 6310 4 0 0 28 CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-BETTY WHITE 6309 2 2 0 28 CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
DEFIANX 1829 4 11 1 24 GLORY HOUNDS (213)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLITZKRIEG 2384 4 8 0 20 GLORY HOUNDS (213)
ADALBJORN 6281 1 1 0 16 VIKINGS (34)
-ZENOBIA SEPTIIIMA 6323 1 1 0 12 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-JANE RUSSELL 6321 1 0 0 11 CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-KATE UPTON 6322 1 0 0 11 CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
-MAMBA 6226 1 1 0 8 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
-PULSO 6314 0 4 0 6 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-FAT PAULIE 6320 1 0 0 5 THE CLUB (559)
-SEPTIMA ZENOBIA 6324 0 2 0 4 ANTHROPOS KRATOS (392)
-MASS EFFECT 3 6326 0 1 0 1 ABOMINATION (393)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SY FY 6232 9 7 0 ABOMINATION 393 JOBS 6297 729
GNAEUS MAGNUS 3836 13 7 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS 392 2012 6150 728
MESSOREM 6276 4 4 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS 392 VATOS LOCOS 6266 727 NOT REVENGED
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BUELLER devastated HASTIGHET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DROCK was vanquished by ALLY YEAR MONEY in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
JOBS subdued CICERO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DARWIN was viciously subdued by COUNT BLYTHE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SAUSAGE STUFFING savagely defeated PURPLE HOOTER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ADALBJORN was viciously subdued by TEMPE POSTMASTER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HREIDMAR THE RED was overpowered by SALTY DOG in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
SLITHERING IDIOT overpowered SURFER ON ACID in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
HILLARY won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute duel.
HAMMER was savagely defeated by YOUNG HOV in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
SCRAPY DORK savagely defeated ROK REDBEARD in a 4 minute gruesome match.
VATOS LOCOS savagely defeated BLITZKRIEG in a 5 minute brutal fight.
DAGG AXELJORG demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
DEFIANX was subdued by 55 IN A 54 in a 2 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 34 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 AIMED BLOW 24 - 17 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 24 - 3 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 24 - 3 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 22 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 21 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 16 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 12 - 0 14 |
Turn 731 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SALTY DOG 6239 11 6 0 112 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
LUNGING ATTACK HILLARY 6261 9 6 0 91 THE MENTORS (242)
BASHING ATTACK HAMMER 1827 21 18 3 90 GLORY HOUNDS (213)
AIMED BLOW SLITHERING IDIOT 6105 17 7 0 88 SERPENTS' HOLD (570)
SLASHING ATTACK YOUNG HOV 6219 10 7 0 84 JAY-Z (563)
PARRY-LUNGE BUELLER 6260 8 7 0 84 THE MENTORS (242)
WALL OF STEEL SCRAPY DORK 6294 6 1 0 47 ORL 2013V (577)
TOTAL PARRY DARWIN 6236 8 7 0 43 THE MENTORS (242)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAMMER 1827. The most popular warrior this turn was
COUNT BLYTHE 6196. The ten other most popular fighters were SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117,
JOBS 6297, YOUNG HOV 6219, ROK REDBEARD 6216, VATOS LOCOS 6266, 55 IN A 54 6275, ALLY
YEAR MONEY 6220, TEMPE POSTMASTER 6141, SALTY DOG 6239, and HILLARY 6261.
The least popular fighter this week was BLITZKRIEG 2384. The other ten least popular
fighters were HREIDMAR THE RED 6148, ADALBJORN 6281, PURPLE HOOTER 6195, DARWIN 6236,
DROCK 6213, HASTIGHET 6092, DEFIANX 1829, HAMMER 1827, SURFER ON ACID 6238, and
CICERO 2499.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium