DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/03/2003    Duedate: 10/16/2003

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-473

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RED HOT
COLORIFIC (511)
(11-5625) [28-12-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RED HOT                        TALKHIS
COLORIFIC (511)                PATRONAS VERITAS (470)
(11-5625) [28-12-0,120]        (11-5143) [8-1-0,70]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SUMTHING PAINFUL               BIG LOU
U.B.O.S.M. (82)                MANIC MARVELS (456)
(11-4735) [19-18-0,115]        (11-4971) [7-2-0,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

'CROSSED UP (399)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DAMAGE, INC. (112)          53
2. MYTHICAL (485)              38      COLORIFIC (511)
3. WOLFBROTHERS (506)          36      Unchartered Team
4. VIEW ASKEW (453)            33
5. SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)     31      NEVERWAKE (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*G1 AUTOBOTS (521)          3   1  1 75.0   1/ 3 'CROSSED UP (399)        12  2 0
 2- 2*MIKE'S MORGUE (527)        5   2  0 71.4   2/ 6*NEVERWAKE (508)          10  5 2
 3- 3*SOLAPALOOZA (512)         14   6  0 70.0   3/11 NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (474)   9  4 0
 4/ 4 COLORIFIC (511)          130  60  3 68.4   4/ 1*PATRONAS VERITAS (470)    9  5 0
 5/ 7 BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)     21  11  2 65.6   5/ 2 U.B.O.S.M. (82)           9  6 1
 6/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)        850 508 31 62.6   6/14*BRAT PACK II (523)        8  7 2
 7/ 6 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)  100  66  3 60.2   7/ 7*ABC'S (480)               8  7 0
 8/23*NEVERWAKE (508)           12   8  2 60.0   8/15 ELFQUEST (515)            8  7 0
 9- 8*SAUCY'S ANGELS (488)      12   8  1 60.0   9/38 BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)     7  1 1
10/56*DEAD DOC TOADS (516)       7   5  0 58.3  10/28 MYTHICAL (485)            7  1 0
11/11 MANIC MARVELS (456)       28  21  0 57.1  11/26 COLORIFIC (511)           7  4 0
12/12 GIRO PELETON (436)       115  87 11 56.9  12/21*SHAOLIN-ISH (473)         7  5 0
13/14*SHAOLIN-ISH (473)         17  13  1 56.7  13/ 9 BULLDOGS (157)            7  6 1
14/30*MORAL FIBER (479)         14  11  3 56.0  14/12 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)  7  7 1
15/21*MENS REA (471)            21  17  2 55.3  15/23 CANNIBALZ (383)           7  7 0
16/20 MYTHICAL (485)           176 143  6 55.2  16/13*MORAL FIBER (479)         7  8 2
17-18*DRAGON JUNKIES S.S (498)  11   9  4 55.0  17/17*ANGLES OF DEATH (524)     7  8 1
18/19 BULLDOGS (157)           670 551 22 54.9  18/36 DAMAGE, INC. (112)        7  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)  51  42  2 54.8  19/24 SEER KING (402)           7  8 0
20/13*PATRONAS VERITAS (470)    24  20  0 54.5  20/ 8*FISH MONGERS III (502)    7  8 0
21/17 YOUNG JUSTICE (484)      119 100  9 54.3  21/16 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)     7  8 0
22-22 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (476)    54  46  8 54.0  22/33 VELVET GREEN (475)        6  3 0
23/16 SHADOWS (380)             48  42  1 53.3  23/19 GIRO PELETON (436)        6  6 0
24/25 ELFQUEST (515)           139 129  8 51.9  24/20 MANIC MARVELS (456)       6  7 0
25/28 NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (474)   83  79  4 51.2  25/56*SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)   5  2 0
26/27 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)   578 552 16 51.2  26-27*MIKE'S MORGUE (527)       5  2 0
27/26 CARNIVAL (379)            74  71  0 51.0  27/50*DEAD DOC TOADS (516)      5  4 0
28/36 WOLFBROTHERS (506)        67  66  5 50.4  28- 4*SOLAPALOOZA (512)         5  5 0
29/38 VELVET GREEN (475)        54  54  5 50.0  29/43 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)    5  7 0
30/54*SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)   16  16  0 50.0  30/41 CLUB HAMMER (491)         5  7 0
31/24*FISH MONGERS III (502)    10  10  0 50.0  31/10*MENS REA (471)            5  8 1
32/34*SNUGGLE BUNNEES (514)      6   6  0 50.0  32/25 VIC'S DUNGEON (522)       5  8 0
33-35 TUFT TUGGERS (305)       536 537 18 50.0  33/53 VIEW ASKEW (453)          5  9 0
34/37 IMMORTALS (85)           759 788 60 49.1  34-18*SAUCY'S ANGELS (488)      4  1 0
35/39 DAMAGE, INC. (112)       178 185 11 49.0  35/29 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)   4  3 0
36/42 VIC'S DUNGEON (522)       22  23  0 48.9  36/34 YA GOTTA WINCE... (497)   4  4 1
37/43 VIEW ASKEW (453)          51  55  2 48.1  37/40*SNUGGLE BUNNEES (514)     4  4 0
38/31*ABC'S (480)               12  13  0 48.0  38/44*PLATEMAIL POLITICS (499)  4  4 0
39/45 'CROSSED UP (399)        161 177  6 47.6  39/52 WOLFBROTHERS (506)        4  4 0
40/32*BRAT PACK II (523)        10  11  2 47.6  40-22 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)  4  6 2
41-44 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 113 125  6 47.5  41- 5*DRAGON JUNKIES S.S (498)  4  6 1
42/41 CANNIBALZ (383)          157 175 14 47.3  42/31*BAD HEIR DAY (463)        4  6 1
43/48 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)    204 234 10 46.6  43/46 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (272)  4  7 1
44-49 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)     19  22  0 46.3  44/62 ANIMAL FARM (510)         4  7 0
45/64*NOBODYS (486)              5   6  0 45.5  45-48*G1 AUTOBOTS (521)         3  1 1
46/50 SEER KING (402)           24  29  2 45.3  46-30 TUFT TUGGERS (305)        3  1 0
47/51 U.B.O.S.M. (82)          225 273 17 45.2  47/65*NOBODYS (486)             3  2 0
48/29 CLUB HAMMER (491)         14  17  1 45.2  48/39*SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)      3  5 1
49/47*ANGLES OF DEATH (524)      9  11  1 45.0  49/49*OLD BOYS CLUB (483)       3  5 1
50/55 YA GOTTA WINCE... (497)   17  21  2 44.7  50/45 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       3  9 0
51/53*BAD HEIR DAY (463)        17  21  2 44.7  51/35 YOUNG JUSTICE (484)       3 11 0
52/58*ERRATA (372)              10  13  0 43.5  52-51*DARK WIND (509)           2  1 0
53/46*SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)      15  20  1 42.9  53/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)     2  3 2
54/33*THAT ARUAKI TEAM (416)     5   7  1 41.7  54/59 IMMORTALS (85)            2  3 0
55/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)      2   3  2 40.0  55/42*ERRATA (372)              2  5 0
56/63*PLATEMAIL POLITICS (499)   5   8  0 38.5  56/32 CARNIVAL (379)            2  5 0
57/ 9*OLD BOYS CLUB (483)        3   5  1 37.5  57-37 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (476)    2  8 1
58-61*DARK WIND (509)            3   5  0 37.5  58/67 SHADOWS (380)             2 10 0
59/62 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      172 292  3 37.1  59/47*..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)    2 13 0
60/65 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (272)  16  31  1 34.0  60-57 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)     1  1 0
61/ 0*CHIVAL-R-US (472)          7  18  0 28.0  61/ 0*INGROWN TOENAIL (517)     1  4 1
62/66*..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)     6  19  1 24.0  62/ 0*QUASI-LEGAL OPS (530)     1  4 0
63/67*THE IMPERIALS (489)        6  24  1 20.0  63/ 0*CHIVAL-R-US (472)         1  4 0
64/ 0*INGROWN TOENAIL (517)      2   8  1 20.0  64/64*SKASMONAUTS (495)         1  6 0
65/ 0*QUASI-LEGAL OPS (530)      1   4  0 20.0  65/63*THE IMPERIALS (489)       0 15 0
66/68*SKASMONAUTS (495)          3  14  1 17.6  66/ 0*SERVANTS OF KIARRA (529)  0  3 0
67/ 0*SERVANTS OF KIARRA (529)   0   3  0  0.0  67/55*THAT ARUAKI TEAM (416)    0  2 0
68-69*KILLIANS GANG (520)        0   1  0  0.0  68-68*KILLIANS GANG (520)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Turn Four, fight fans.
     Little time for a rundown this week, but we have our first tallies here in the
MBN race:  SALUODEL'S DAD easily killed SLOWBURN 5873 in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
Excellent!  Guardian records first blood!  Will you have something for us to read
next turn?  We're listening....
     Now, without further ado....

 - Murder by Numbers -
set 4 - turn 473
eligible: turn 474

4928  4498  4097  4933  4948  5623  5687
5532  5196  5524  5077  5839  4501  5161
5726  4334  5471  5726  5374  5473  5835
5152  4000  5262  5470  5812  5864  5535
5472

     -- Frothingslosh Syndicate

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Aruaki Clanhold #119 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Tobir:

     Karanjal of Zorpunt held the invitation to adventure while Daisy January swung
the hammer with more determination than skill.  He would have felt safer if HE had
been the one with the hammer, but there was no arguing with a determined woman who
didn't want to listen.  But if "safe" had been something that really mattered to him,
he'd never have become a gladiator.
     "You really expect someone to respond to this...invitation to disaster?" he
asked.
     "Not anyone with YOUR attitude.  It's an invitation to ADVENTURE.  To explore
the whole issue of why Krael is attacking coastal towns.  And yes," Daisy said
calmly, "I DO expect people to respond."  She glanced over her shoulder at him, then
stepped away from the wall.  "You should know how bored warriors can get on the Isle,
after all.
     Karanjal shrugged, but he could hardly argue with that.  "You'd better have a
definite plan," he warned her.
     "I do.  I'll tell you about it over lunch."  She set off briskly toward a small
cafe the gladiators in Tobir favored.
     "Tell me while we walk," he suggested.  "I can't bear to wait that long."
     "Ha ha.  Like this was some huge city that it would take more than ten minutes
to walk across."  She frowned straight ahead, then shrugged slightly.  "Okay.  This
won't be the first time gladiators have investigated Krael, you know.  There was a
group from Point and Iaye that set out to do that several years ago--"
     "I don't think I ever heard of that," Karanjal admitted.  "What happened?"
     "It was hard to find out."  She ducked under the awning that protected the front
of the cafe and made for a booth against the far wall.  When Karanjal slid in across
from her, she said, "I had a hard time finding any information about it--"  To the
waiter she said, "Pizza with everything, I don't want to piss off the pizza guys."
     Her companion frowned.  "Is this a joke?"
     "Hey, the Pizza Guys here in Tobir carry swords!  I don't want them mad at me!"
     "If you say so.  What about Krael?"
     "I did manage to find one of the gladiators that went on that expedition, and he
said--well, he said a lot of stuff, but the important thing was that some kind of
time shift occurred, and when they came back to OUR time from the last days of Krael,
someone from then came too."
     "Oh...shoot," Karanjal said softly.  "I don't like where I think this is going.
There were a lot of wizards in Krael, especially in the 'last days'.  If one of THEM
came to our time...."
     "Exactly.  Quite a possible adventure, don't you think?"

           + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Andorians Abroad #16 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Possibly Zuwayza:

     It seemed to take Tankesh forever to fall out of the Gate, his motion slowed to
the point where he wasn't even sure he was moving at all.  And then there was a sort
of soundless click, and the floor came up fast and hard, knocking the breath out of
him as he hit and rolled.
     Voices speaking akkhadic, upper-class accents.  Shouting.  No time to sort
things out.  Gasping for breath but too well-trained to pause, he rolled to his feet
with his sword out, ending crouched and ready for anything.  By the grace of all the
gods, he was face to face with the Karnhorn vizier, Khannarth.  The man who had
betrayed his city and his ruler, plotted with the Satrap's First Wife to turn over
the Zuwayza to the minions of Inzolas, tried to have the Satrap's Second Wife and
Tankesh killed.....  Ah, it was GOOD to be here, now, and ready.
     The Vizier was looking past him and commanding someone to "get him!"
     Right, voices, plural.  Other people in the room.  Probably guards.  Tankesh
took a quick slash at the retreating Vizier; not a killing blow, but he felt the
resistance of clothing and flesh.  Continued the motion into a turn.  Right, guards.
Two...three.  Startled by his arrival out of nowhere, not expecting him to come
around so fast.  The first man would never have a chance to adjust his thinking; the
slash aimed at HIM gutted him and nearly cut him in two.  The second was a little
farther back.  He might recover, if he got the bleeding stopped in time.  But with
only one hand left to use, that wasn't likely.  Shocked by the unexpected and extreme
violence, he was out of the fight.  Khannarth was screaming orders behind him, and
the third man was leveling his spear for a charge.  Stupid weapon to carry indoors,
maybe it was tradition, maybe it was just ornamental, didn't matter.
     Tankesh edged to the right, drawing the spearman's attention with him.  When the
man was fully committed, all his momentum focused into the charge, Tankesh ducked to
the left.  Tripped over his first victim but rolled and came up again, whacked the
spear in two in passing, kicked the man in the belly as his charge brought him within 
range, and turned to face Khannarth again.
     The Vizier was holding his robes against a bleeding chest wound with one hand
and tugging on a bell-pull with the other.  Tankesh lunged closer and cut through
bell rope.
     And then froze as a man with a cocked and ready crossbow appeared in the doorway
behind the Vizier.  More than one man, and several with crossbows.  Karnhorns, of
course.  Damn.  They were all dressed alike, no doubt a uniform, but not the same as
worn by the three guards he'd just dealt with.  Khannarth began babbling out
accusations and orders.
     The first of the newcomers silenced him with a curt word.  "You will BOTH
explain yourself to the Exalted Satrap, may His justice be swift and sure," the man
said.  He gestured them out into the hallway with his crossbow.  "Now."

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ARUAK CITY.  Too bad, PATRONAS VERITAS, 
but 'CROSSED UP was just too good to be stopped.  BEAVERS ARE FOR had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 3-0-0 and wound up as 9th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did MYTHICAL really go up by 18?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  COLORIFIC had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 2-2-0 and wound up as 11th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DAMAGE, INC. 
really go up by 18?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--FISH MONGERS III got 2-3-0 and 
dropped 12.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  VELVET GREEN had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 22nd team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did SINCE YOU'RE GONE really go up by 31?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DEAD DOC TOADS had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 4-1-0 and wound up as 27th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did GERFEL'S FRIENDS really go up by 14?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  CLUB HAMMER had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-4-0 and wound up as 30th team!  Really, just how far can one team 
drop in one round?  MENS REA dropped 21, which I think's more than all the other 
teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did VIEW ASKEW really go up by 20?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  WOLFBROTHERS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 39th team!  See if 
I even talk to any of those losers in BAD HEIR DAY again!  Didja see where they got 
1-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ANIMAL FARM 
really go up by 18?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
NOBODYS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 
47th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--YOUNG JUSTICE got 1-4-0 
and dropped 16.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can 
one team drop in one round?  ERRATA dropped 13, which I think's more than all the 
other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in CARNIVAL again!  
Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about 
a real loser?  Listen to this--..*..SUNGOD..*.. got 0-5-0 and dropped 12.  Didn't see 
much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in THAT 
ARUAKI TEAM again!  Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta 
fights!  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 4 after going 4-1-0.  
Keep it up, NEVERWAKE!  Oh wow!  Like loser city for SERVANTS OF KIARRAN (0-3-0)!  
But it was their first fight, so let's have a little spympathy...  MVP award for 
CONNOR MACLEOD?  SCARLET KNIGHTS II's proud of him after beating DARKMANE and getting 
27 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  DARKMANE's match with CONNOR MACLEOD cost 
her a loss of 24 points!  NEVILLE thinks his 17-17-1 and studly character is good 
enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  This Duelmaster is like something 
else!  VAJRA VALMEJAR stopped NEVILLE dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that 
said ARUAK CITY's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't look 
at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of VELVET GREEN must be getting lonely.  They were the 
most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why COLORIFIC's been avoiding VELVET GREEN so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?  Like, is FIRE popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of ARUAK CITY!  He's got a 1-4-0, is that good?  See if I ever talk to GOLDEN 
MOMENT again!  RICK DERRIS was so low when She challenged she.  Hhmph!  Is this how 
COLORIFIC advances, by having their members (GOLDEN MOMENT) fight people that are 
really below them (RICK DERRIS)?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think 
ONEWOLF feels about being challenged by RED HOT, 57 points above him?  A lotta people 
lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, when RED HOT challenged ONEWOLF, 57 points below 
and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!  For sure, I was holding my breath when I 
found out HERMES challenged FREEDOM HOLES.  After all, haven't MYTHICAL and BAD HEIR 
DAY had a long standing duel in ARUAK CITY?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or 
anything, but FREEDOM HOLES wants me to write about it since he was subdued by 
HERMES.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Everyone has problems, but why did MENS 
REA send HOOK ECHO to the Dark Arena?  It had a 4-1-1, and I thought it looked neat 
on the sands...  D'ya think 70 MPH ROAD RASH is feeling guilty for killing BRAT PACK 
II's PROBLEM CHILD, a mere boy?  Naah, I doubt it.  What a bummer deal for WIGGLE!  
He just barely was getting his "fighter feet" but got kill by VORTEX of DAMAGE, INC.! 
Those're the breaks, I guess.  STAR CRUSHER really fought hard against THE WHOLE 
ARENA.  That'll teach THAT ARUAKI TEAM not to go and kill any of MENS REA's guys 
again, huh!  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (THE IRON YUPPIE vs. SALVODELI'S 
DAD, that is.) Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED HOT 5625                 28  12  0   120       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARRY POTTER 4497            19  10  0   130       GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
 SECRET 5302                  29  10  0   115       YOUNG JUSTICE (484)
 SUMTHING PAINFUL 4735        19  18  0   115       U.B.O.S.M. (82)
 GOLDEN MOMENT 5622           17   2  1   113       COLORIFIC (511)
-RON WEASLEY 4500             21  10  0   107       GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
 HUSHPUPPY 4045               20  14  0   105       BULLDOGS (157)
 KAHVI 5690                   12   6  0   105       ELFQUEST (515)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SEGALLION SUNDANCER 4600     14  12  1   101       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
 ONEWOLF 5505                 13   1  0    95       WOLFBROTHERS (506)
 B.S. 4301                    18   5  1    94       BULLDOGS (157)
 DREIHDENSMURF 4821           21  12  0    92       U.B.O.S.M. (82)
 NEVILLE 4498                 17  17  1    91       GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK OUT 5623               17   4  0    90       COLORIFIC (511)
-INGRATE WHITE CREEP 4377     10   6  0    90       CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
 EVENING 4015                 12   4  0    88       SHADOWS (380)
 CONNOR MACLEOD 5532          12   7  0    87       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
 ORANGE OSPREY 5550           12   5  2    86       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 NUBIAN GOD 4933              11  11  1    86       VIEW ASKEW (453)
 CRISSY 4993                  11   7  1    86       VIEW ASKEW (453)
 RICK DERRIS 4932             13  10  0    82       VIEW ASKEW (453)
-TONY MCALPINE 4948           12  10  1    81       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
-WIND RUNNER 5510             10   4  0    81       WOLFBROTHERS (506)
 MAGENTA MANTICORE 5551       11   5  0    80       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-BACK-DOOR ANGEL 5198         12   6  1    77       VELVET GREEN (475)
 SAVOLDELLI 4967               7   3  1    76       GIRO PELETON (436)
-THAAR HAMARHAND 5209         12   8  1    75       KNIGHTS OF GLORY (476)
-ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 4856       12  15  0    74       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
 SKYWISE 5687                 10   7  0    73       ELFQUEST (515)
 PURPLE PASSION 5624          18  17  1    72       COLORIFIC (511)
-HADES 5338                   12   6  0    70       MYTHICAL (485)
 TALKHIS 5143                  8   1  0    70       PATRONAS VERITAS (470)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE GREAT SAMARITAN 4782     14  17  0    66       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
 WALL OF GLASS 5534           12   7  0    66       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
 DARIUSZ GIL 5028              9   2  0    66       'CROSSED UP (399)
 DARKMANE 4097                 8   5  0    65       SHADOWS (380)
-CHERRY CHEETAH 5549           8   3  0    65       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 PRISM EYESBRITE 5531         10   9  1    64       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
 ERITHE ENDIREDRE 5141         5   4  0    61       PATRONAS VERITAS (470)
-LAND OF FLUSH 4373            7  10  0    60       CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
-BONDAGE 5819                  7   3  0    60       VIC'S DUNGEON (522)
 IRON MAGRU 5397               8   2  0    59       CLUB HAMMER (491)
-MAKING HATS 5096              5   1  0    59       BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)
-LOWELL DARNO 4594            15  12  0    58       IMMORTALS (85)
 KEDRO 4871                   13  16  0    58       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 STEEL MONKEY 5196             8   6  0    58       VELVET GREEN (475)
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 4992         12   7  0    57       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
 LOOKING AT 5094               6   1  0    57       BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANN GRANDE 4991              11   5  0    56       'CROSSED UP (399)
 AXIOM 3918                    6   1  0    56       ERRATA (372)
 FRED WEASLEY 4956            11   5  0    54       GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
 BARK 4177                    10  11  0    54       BULLDOGS (157)
-VICTOR O'TOOLE 5204           6   6  0    54       KNIGHTS OF GLORY (476)
 FUZZBALL 5101                 5   3  0    50       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
-LORD BENNETT 4974             9   1  0    49       MANIC MARVELS (456)
 THE IRON YUPPIE 3954          7   4  0    49       DAMAGE, INC. (112)
 BIG LOU 4971                  7   2  0    48       MANIC MARVELS (456)
 NILA SUNDANCER 4872           9  20  0    47       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-MIRAGE 2996                   6   2  0    47       WORTHLESS MANAGERS (272)
 SERENITY 4449                13   7  0    46       CANNIBALZ (383)
 ANDRIS NAUDUZS 5118           6   2  0    46       GIRO PELETON (436)
-DOUBLE JOINTER 4887           9   8  0    45       CARNIVAL (379)
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 4951       11  11  0    44       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
 DOG-TIRED 4467                6   3  0    43       BULLDOGS (157)
-MERLIN 3125                   5   1  1    43       WORTHLESS MANAGERS (272)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POLYESTER 5107                4   2  0    43       SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
-LONNIE JOHNSON 4965          11   9  0    42       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
 MORIAN 5839                   4   0  1    42       ANGLES OF DEATH (524)
-PRESIDENT CHIMP 5091          4   4  1    42       BAD HEIR DAY (463)
-YO-HO-HO 4865                10  10  0    40       CARNIVAL (379)
 STAR CRUSHER 5154             4   4  0    40       MENS REA (471)
 SNOOCHIE BOOCHIE 5540         3   2  0    40       VIEW ASKEW (453)
 SALENA WARSMITH 5524          3   1  0    40       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
 ON THE RACK 5824              6   6  0    39       VIC'S DUNGEON (522)
 TAI-CHIHUAHUA 5163            6   1  0    39       SHAOLIN-ISH (473)
 SPIRAL 5440                   4   2  0    39       VELVET GREEN (475)
 BODEL 4970                    3   6  0    39       MANIC MARVELS (456)
 REND 5050                     8   6  0    38       U.B.O.S.M. (82)
-NUGATORY 4867                 8  13  0    37       CARNIVAL (379)
 STILL LIFE 3953               5   6  1    37       DAMAGE, INC. (112)
 WANDA GOBY 5471               3   1  0    37       FISH MONGERS III (502)
 T.S. QUINT 5020               8   9  0    35       VIEW ASKEW (453)
 70 MPH ROAD RASH 5447         7   3  1    35       YA GOTTA WINCE... (497)
 GUMDROP 5104                  5   3  1    35       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
 FUR 5098                      6   1  1    34       BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)
 STRONGBOW 5686                4  10  0    34       ELFQUEST (515)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEEF BULLION 4501             5   4  3    33       BULLDOGS (157)
 #1 STUNNA 5152                5   3  1    33       MENS REA (471)
 STRATEGERY 5093               4   5  0    33       BAD HEIR DAY (463)
 WILDSIDE 5829                 2   3  0    33       BRAT PACK II (523)
-BRANFORD HAWKE 5077           5   4  0    32       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
 LETHANDER 5265                4   2  0    32       PATRONAS VERITAS (470)
 VORTEX 4000                   3   2  1    32       DAMAGE, INC. (112)
 BAD OMEN 3960                 5   4  0    31       DAMAGE, INC. (112)
 GANYMEDES 5800                4   0  0    31       MYTHICAL (485)
 PERNAK 4333                   8   3  0    30       SEER KING (402)
 FETISH 5821                   4   3  0    30       VIC'S DUNGEON (522)
 HERMES 5318                   2   1  0    30       MYTHICAL (485)
 EDDY DEVOS 5856               3   0  0    29       'CROSSED UP (399)
 KILL STEELE 5726              2   2  0    29       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
 DONT KILL ME 5262             4   2  1    28       U.B.O.S.M. (82)
 KEEPER OF SECRETS 5814        4   0  0    28       NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (474)
 CORINE DORLAND 5374           3   2  0    28       'CROSSED UP (399)
 JACKAL 5366                   3   0  0    28       NOBODYS (486)
 EQUALIZER 5835                3   1  0    27       CANNIBALZ (383)
 IVY 4972                      5   5  0    26       MANIC MARVELS (456)
 ANJA NOBUS 5249               4   3  0    26       'CROSSED UP (399)
 JUGULAR 5537                  4   0  0    26       NEVERWAKE (508)
 ROARK 5841                    3   1  0    26       ANGLES OF DEATH (524)
 LINERGES 4334                 4   7  0    25       SEER KING (402)
-COUP 5459                     3   0  0    25       PLATEMAIL POLITICS (499)
 ONYX OWL 5548                 4   4  0    24       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-WINTER DAWN 5500              3   4  1    24       WOLFBROTHERS (506)
 CHOPSTICK SURGEON 5649        3   1  0    24       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
 CRUEL INTENTIONS 5899         2   0  0    24       BRAT PACK II (523)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CREATURE 4532                 5   8  0    23       CANNIBALZ (383)
 LAISH 4352                    4   6  1    23       SEER KING (402)
 TECHNO-POP 5360               4   1  0    23       SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
 TOTALION 5648                 3   2  1    23       CLUB HAMMER (491)
 BUDDHA-BELCHES 5164           3   4  0    23       SHAOLIN-ISH (473)
 SALVODELI'S DAD 5867          2   1  1    23       BRAT PACK II (523)
 SILENCE 5665                  2   3  1    23       ..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)
 NIPPLE CLAMP 5861             2   1  0    23       VIC'S DUNGEON (522)
-RANDY RHOADS 5053             5   7  0    22       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KILLA KUPCAKE 5122            4   4  0    22       CARNIVAL (379)
 GARZELLI 5119                 3   5  0    22       GIRO PELETON (436)
 MORENO DI BAISE 5633          3   2  0    22       GIRO PELETON (436)
 ARUAKI TRAITOR 5795           3   1  0    22       MENS REA (471)
-KALIDOR THE BOLD 5244         3   1  0    22       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
-ROYAL OZ 4375                 2   6  0    22       CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
 VIRT-U-MATIC 5156             2   3  0    22       CHIVAL-R-US (472)
 MUSTY KOBOLD 5400             2   2  0    22       CLUB HAMMER (491)
-TROGLODYTE 5874               2   0  0    22       MIKE'S MORGUE (527)
 DOUBLE - TAP 5535             4   0  1    21       NEVERWAKE (508)
 DISCO 5111                    3   2  0    21       SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
 TITAN 5799                    3   1  0    21       MYTHICAL (485)
 YOUR KIDZ 5868                2   1  1    21       BRAT PACK II (523)
-CUDDLING 5095                 2   1  1    21       BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)
-ALL 4476                      2   0  0    21       THAT ARUAKI TEAM (416)
 PANDEMIC 5151                 4   4  0    20       MENS REA (471)
 FRUITY VIRTUES 5235           3   2  1    20       MORAL FIBER (479)
 ENRON 5213                    3   2  0    20       SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
-K. K. DOWNING 5655            2   2  1    20       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
 ABE LINCOLN 5238              2   3  0    20       ABC'S (480)
 MORPHEUS 5247                 3   4  0    19       NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (474)
 THE WHOLE ARENA 4475          2   2  1    19       THAT ARUAKI TEAM (416)
-STILLBORN AGAIN 5785          2   1  0    19       YA GOTTA WINCE... (497)
 MOOPIE PIE 5674               2   1  0    19       SNUGGLE BUNNEES (514)
 SUPERFICIAL HITMAN 5905       2   0  0    19       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
 THE CAPED COD 5470            4   0  0    18       FISH MONGERS III (502)
-THANK 5660                    4   0  0    18       SOLAPALOOZA (512)
 VIRTUE PUFFS 5233             3   2  1    18       MORAL FIBER (479)
 FUNK-SHUI 5161                3   4  1    18       SHAOLIN-ISH (473)
-AHLEETIA 5375                 3   1  0    17       SAUCY'S ANGELS (488)
-DOMINOE 5453                  2   2  1    17       DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
 POINTS OF THE LOTUS 5950      1   0  0    17       SHAOLIN-ISH (473)
-G1 BLUESTREAK 5809            1   0  0    17       G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
-MA'AM 5664                    3   1  0    16       SOLAPALOOZA (512)
 DAMASTES 4331                 3   7  0    16       SEER KING (402)
 MISMOSH 5144                  3   3  0    16       IMMORTALS (85)
-JULIANETTA 5378               3   1  0    16       SAUCY'S ANGELS (488)
 SPIRIT CHASER 5632            2   3  0    16       WOLFBROTHERS (506)
 PERSIANA JONES 5427           2   2  0    16       SKASMONAUTS (495)
 BROWNIE QUEEN 5239            2   3  0    16       ABC'S (480)
-YOU 5662                      3   1  0    15       SOLAPALOOZA (512)
 DOG FASHION 5240              2   3  0    15       ABC'S (480)
 BLOODLUST 5539                2   2  0    15       NEVERWAKE (508)
-GREEN WITH ENVY 5621          2   2  0    15       COLORIFIC (511)
 ATHENA 5320                   2   0  0    15       MYTHICAL (485)
 SEPHIROTH 5854                2   1  0    15       NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (474)
 BANG! 5363                    2   0  0    15       NOBODYS (486)
 STRATEGIC REPOSITION 5945     1   0  0    15       PLATEMAIL POLITICS (499)
 PROTOGENES 5250               4   2  0    14       SEER KING (402)
 VIRTUE CHARMS 5232            4   1  0    14       MORAL FIBER (479)
 CANDY MAKER 5237              4   1  0    14       ABC'S (480)
 MOLTEN METAL 5720             2   2  0    14       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
 STONEFACE 5100                4   1  0    13       IMMORTALS (85)
-TASSLES 5379                  2   2  1    13       SAUCY'S ANGELS (488)
-SKIRMISH 5457                 1   2  0    13       PLATEMAIL POLITICS (499)
 KILLER DEAL 5261              3   3  0    12       U.B.O.S.M. (82)
 EXECUTE 5668                  3   2  0    12       ..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)
 DERANGED 5538                 2   2  1    12       NEVERWAKE (508)
-GUN METAL 5451                2   2  1    12       DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
-TWO FINGERS 5789              2   1  0    12       VELVET GREEN (475)
-FENRIS 3916                   2   2  0    12       ERRATA (372)
-PROTON AGONIZER 5859          1   1  1    12       KNIGHTS OF GLORY (476)
 VIRTUE FLAKES 5234            3   2  0    11       MORAL FIBER (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREEDOM HOLES 5651            3   2  0    11       BAD HEIR DAY (463)
 MOONSHADOW 5680               2   4  0    11       ELFQUEST (515)
 GOURMET COWBOY 5224           2   5  0    11       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
 DIK-DIK 5850                  1   0  1    11       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
-G1 WINDCHARGER 5810           1   0  1    11       G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
 DIRTY SANCHEZ 5848            1   0  1    11       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
-REDRUM 5855                   1   1  0    11       SOLAPALOOZA (512)
-PAINFIRE 5541                 1   1  0    11       DARK WIND (509)
 CROW BAR 5721                 1   0  0    11       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
 NIGHTEYES 5957                1   0  0    11       SHADOWS (380)
-G1 SIDESWIPE 5811             1   0  0    11       G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
 T.U.M. 5901                   1   1  0    11       WORTHLESS MANAGERS (272)
-THIEVING SOUL 5752            1   1  0    11       DARK WIND (509)
 CLEARBROOK 5678               1   4  0    11       ELFQUEST (515)
-CHASTE RANGER 5377            3   1  0    10       SAUCY'S ANGELS (488)
-PALE STRIDER 5454             3   1  0    10       DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
-INIGO MONTOYA 5258            2   4  0    10       KNIGHTS OF GLORY (476)
 ODROS 5382                    2   4  0    10       THE IMPERIALS (489)
-CAPSTER 5071                  2   2  0    10       IMMORTALS (85)
-SON OF MYRMIDON 5889          1   0  0    10       MIKE'S MORGUE (527)
 SPICY VIRTUE SNAK 5159        2   3  0     9       CHIVAL-R-US (472)
 CONEY ISLAND 5236             2   3  0     9       ABC'S (480)
 SACCHI 5634                   2   3  0     9       GIRO PELETON (436)
 PUNCH GRAN CRU 5274           1   1  1     9       OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
 KOGRUHN 5380                  1   5  0     9       THE IMPERIALS (489)
 OPUS X 5276                   1   1  0     9       OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
 VINCENT 5729                  1   0  0     9       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
 DIAZINON 5812                 2   2  0     8       PATRONAS VERITAS (470)
 KIP HARDEE 5842               2   2  0     8       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-BAM 5663                      2   2  0     8       SOLAPALOOZA (512)
 NATIONAL BRAND 5275           1   1  0     8       OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
-WAYLAY 5877                   1   0  0     8       MIKE'S MORGUE (527)
 SHNOOGIEWOOGUMS 5675          1   2  0     8       SNUGGLE BUNNEES (514)
-EXCUSE ME EVERYONE 4478       1   0  0     8       THAT ARUAKI TEAM (416)
 TIMID PUPPY 5740              0   2  0     8       INGROWN TOENAIL (517)
 POOFIE 5673                   2   1  0     7       SNUGGLE BUNNEES (514)
 ICY TROUSERS 5741             1   1  1     7       INGROWN TOENAIL (517)
 NADINE 5671                   1   4  0     7       THE IMPERIALS (489)
 BOB HOPE 5631                 1   2  0     7       SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
 DEATH JESTER 5641             1   4  0     7       NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (474)
-KLASH 5875                    1   0  0     7       MIKE'S MORGUE (527)
 FIRE 5441                     1   4  0     7       CANNIBALZ (383)
 SKOAL VIR-CHEW TM 5158        1   4  0     7       CHIVAL-R-US (472)
-PEOPLE OF ARUAK 4477          0   1  0     7       THAT ARUAKI TEAM (416)
 DUMB ROCKY 5257               0   7  0     7       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 EL SCORCHO 5430               1   2  1     6       SKASMONAUTS (495)
-SKULL MASTER 5452             1   3  0     6       DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
 IMPULSE 5797                  1   3  0     6       YOUNG JUSTICE (484)
 BELLATRIX 5840                1   3  0     6       ANGLES OF DEATH (524)
-ELIZA PIGERON 5222            1   3  0     6       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
 WOODWORKING 5921              1   0  0     6       BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)
-VARESSA 5376                  1   3  0     6       SAUCY'S ANGELS (488)
 NERF KILLIN' 5834             1   3  0     6       ..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)
 NOUVEAU NECRON 5916           1   0  0     6       QUASI-LEGAL OPS (530)
 LEAD 5936                     1   0  0     6       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
 SILASH 5837                   1   3  0     6       ANGLES OF DEATH (524)
-FERONA HEARTFUL 5099          1   2  0     5       IMMORTALS (85)
 CTENO POMA 5864               1   2  0     5       FISH MONGERS III (502)
 SCARY GHOST 5853              1   0  0     5       NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (474)
 KHAKI KANGAROO 5547           1   0  0     5       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 SOEK 5646                     0   5  0     5       CLUB HAMMER (491)
 INVADING WARRIOR #1 5937      0   1  0     5       ..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)
 ALYOSHA 5737                  1   1  0     4       INGROWN TOENAIL (517)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RISE 5817                     1   1  0     4       ERRATA (372)
-VOID SMOKE 5545               1   1  0     4       DARK WIND (509)
-BONNIE RAITT 5790             1   1  0     4       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
-19SZ3DF 3920                  0   4  0     4       ERRATA (372)
-DEATHBRINGER 3919             0   4  0     4       ERRATA (372)
 BRIN SAUGER 5472              0   4  0     4       FISH MONGERS III (502)
-DISMEMBERS ONLY 5788          0   3  0     3       YA GOTTA WINCE... (497)
 FROTHINGSLOSH BOOBS 5642      0   3  0     3       THAT ARUAKI TEAM (416)
-DEBATE 5456                   0   3  0     3       PLATEMAIL POLITICS (499)
-ATOMIC ORANGE 5429            0   2  0     2       SKASMONAUTS (495)
 VIRTUE NUTS 5904              0   2  0     2       MORAL FIBER (479)
 HOT PANTS 5739                0   2  0     2       INGROWN TOENAIL (517)
 DRACO 5892                    0   2  0     2       ANGLES OF DEATH (524)
-A SMALL CIGAR 5653            0   2  0     2       VELVET GREEN (475)
 DRACO 5849                    0   1  0     1       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
 BLOOD MONKEY 5858             0   1  0     1       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
 SCRUMTRILESCENT 5956          0   1  0     1       SNUGGLE BUNNEES (514)
 SKAMAKAZE 5928                0   1  0     1       SKASMONAUTS (495)
 BALARK 5893                   0   1  0     1       SERVANTS OF KIARRAN (529)
 AANADIEN 5900                 0   1  0     1       PATRONAS VERITAS (470)
 WARDUKE 5930                  0   1  0     1       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
-PEASANT #2 5802               0   1  0     1       KILLIANS GANG (520)
-RINUS 5543                    0   1  0     1       DARK WIND (509)
-G1 IRON HIDE 5808             0   1  0     1       G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
-SCRAG 5878                    0   1  0     1       MIKE'S MORGUE (527)
 SNAGGLES 5852                 0   1  0     1       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
-DEVIL'S KNUCKLE 5544          0   1  0     1       DARK WIND (509)
 GRANITE IRONBEARD 5929        0   1  0     1       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
 VERMINAARD 5948               0   1  0     1       CLUB HAMMER (491)
 HOSTILE PACIFIST 5919         0   1  0     1       QUASI-LEGAL OPS (530)
 DONDAS 5952                   0   1  0     1       THE IMPERIALS (489)
 SCUMMIN DOWN THE MTN 5917     0   1  0     1       QUASI-LEGAL OPS (530)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
TANKESH 5938           0  1 0 ..*..SUNGOD..*.. 513  STONE GOLEM 494       473 NONE    
LUCIUS 5838            0  2 0 ANGLES OF DEATH 524   DOMINOE 5453          471         
DARTH PRETZEL 5089     3  3 1 BAD HEIR DAY 463      K. K. DOWNING 5655    471 REVENGED
PROBLEM CHILD 5863     2  1 0 BRAT PACK II 523      70 MPH ROAD RASH 5447 473         
EARTH 5443             2  3 0 CANNIBALZ 383         SHEWISH GIANT 489     473 NONE    
WIND 5442              0  1 0 CANNIBALZ 383         GUN METAL 5451        469 REVENGED
DARK HOME 5939         0  1 0 CARNIVAL 379          STONE GOLEM 494       473 NONE    
VALUES ADDED 5887      0  1 0 CHIVAL-R-US 472       MOUNTAIN TROLL 486    473 NONE    
IT'S HONOR-IFIC! 5888  0  1 0 CHIVAL-R-US 472       MOUNTAIN TROLL 486    473 NONE    
40OZ VIRTUE GULP 5160  2  2 0 CHIVAL-R-US 472       WINTER DAWN 5500      469 NOT REVE
BURRM 5647             1  1 0 CLUB HAMMER 491       BEEF BULLION 4501     470 JUST REV
DEATH INTENT 5886      0  1 0 CLUB HAMMER 491       G1 WINDCHARGER 5810   472         
BRITNEY #1 5959        0  1 0 DAMAGE, INC. 112      DEVELLAN JARA 491     473 NONE    
SLOWBURN 5873          0  2 0 DAMAGE, INC. 112      SALVODELI'S DAD 5867  472 JUST REV
APACHE 5450            3  1 2 DRAGON JUNKIES S. 498 TONY MCALPINE 4948    472         
ZIPPER 3935            1  1 0 ERRATA 372            TOTALION 5648         469 JUST REV
OXLY RHINCUS 5473      2  2 0 FISH MONGERS III 502  MORIAN 5839           473         
BOOTSTRAP RIBEYE 5650  0  2 0 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 253  FUR 5098              471         
CHARLIE WEASLEY 5801   2  2 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 418 GUMDROP 5104          473         
GLENN TIPTON 5656      0  1 0 THE HEADCUTTERS I 412 APACHE 5450           469 REVENGED
KYLA 5791              0  4 0 THE IMPERIALS 489     SPYMASTER 490         473 NONE    
ENDRUSAL 5383          1  1 0 THE IMPERIALS 489     TASSLES 5379          469 NOT REVE
KARIN 5935             0  1 0 INGROWN TOENAIL 517   DEVELLAN JARA 491     473 NONE    
STRIPEY 5851           0  1 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 526   ICY TROUSERS 5741     473         
HIRO JHAN TRI 5203     6  5 2 KNIGHTS OF GLORY 476  PRISM EYESBRITE 5531  472         
WINDBREAK 5167         0  5 0 KRILL CAVALRY 374     TUREYNULAL 5381       469 NONE    
DUGMO 5372             3  3 0 MANIC MARVELS 456     #1 STUNNA 5152        473         

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
HOOK ECHO 5155         4  2 1 MENS REA 471          DARK CHAMPION 492     473 NONE    
LIMP 5153              1  3 0 MENS REA 471          THE WHOLE ARENA 4475  469 JUST REV
MYRMIDON 5876          0  1 0 MIKE'S MORGUE 527     VIRTUE PUFFS 5233     471 REVENGED
CREAM OF VIRTUE 5231   1  2 1 MORAL FIBER 479       MERLIN 3125           471         
BODY BAG 5536          0  4 0 NEVERWAKE 508         STONE GOLEM 494       473 NONE    
MACANUDO 5273          0  1 0 OLD BOYS CLUB 483     PROTON AGONIZER 5859  472         
NEGOTIATE 5458         0  2 0 PLATEMAIL POLITIC 499 FRUITY VIRTUES 5235   471         
AWAITING REPLACE 5920  0  1 0 QUASI-LEGAL OPS 530   STONE GOLEM 494       473 NONE    
RYJA WAJACH 5918       0  1 0 QUASI-LEGAL OPS 530   BLACK ORC 488         473 NONE    
THUNDERSTORM 5879      1  2 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 375   YOUR KIDZ 5868        473         
CHAZZBOT 5880          0  2 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 375   DOUBLE - TAP 5535     472         
WARDUKE 5525           4  1 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS I 507 PRESIDENT CHIMP 5091  471         
CARUTH 5894            0  1 0 SERVANTS OF KIARR 529 DARK CHAMPION 492     473 NONE    
LODELL 5895            0  1 0 SERVANTS OF KIARR 529 DIK-DIK 5850          473         
FREAK 5958             0  1 0 SHADOWS 380           SPYMASTER 490         473 NONE    
BIG 5908               0  1 0 SHADOWS 380           BLACK ORC 488         473 NONE    
TOO MUCH VIRTUE 5949   0  1 0 SHAOLIN-ISH 473       STONE GOLEM 494       473 NONE    
BARMAID-PALMS-TI 5165  4  1 0 SHAOLIN-ISH 473       DONT KILL ME 5262     471         
SKABBE THE HUT 5927    0  1 0 SKASMONAUTS 495       WURM KIN 495          473 NONE    
CUDDLEBUG 5672         1  1 0 SNUGGLE BUNNEES 514   PUNCH GRAN CRU 5274   472         
DA 675 5951            0  1 0 SNUGGLEBUNNIES 465    SPYMASTER 490         473 NONE    
WIGGLE 5243            2  1 0 SNUGGLEBUNNIES 465    VORTEX 4000           473         
TEDDY BEAR 5103        2  5 0 SNUGGLEBUNNIES 465    DERANGED 5538         471         
SPLIT WIDE OPEN 5786   1  1 0 YA GOTTA WINCE... 497 BEEF BULLION 4501     471         
EATEN FROM INSID 5787  0  1 0 YA GOTTA WINCE... 497 APACHE 5450           470 NONE    
ROBIN 5906             0  1 0 YOUNG JUSTICE 484     BLACK ORC 488         473 NONE    
LEMMING 5947           0  1 0 YOUNG JUSTICE 484     WURM KIN 495          473 NONE    
WONDER GIRL 5946       0  1 0 YOUNG JUSTICE 484     DIRTY SANCHEZ 5848    473         
HARM 5796              0  1 0 YOUNG JUSTICE 484     SILENCE 5665          470 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kennelworth -- I find it sad that you have played so long and learned so little.
It's not about losing a warrior; it's about taking a fight not started by me to the
enemy.  I find it amusing that you Andorians call it a way of playing when in reality
it's more of an alliance, only most of you don't even realize you're being used by a
few "puppet master" tourney mangers to increase their odds of TCing by risking your
warriors while theirs hide and hit and run.  A few of you have been actively hunting
my warriors for years; in the old days I'd simply have trashed you all in the arenas,
but I grew jaded and let too many things slide without retribution.  As I've stated
several times, I'm back and I'm not the sleeping giant any more, I'm a wide awake
paying attention mega-manager and I'm not going anywhere.  And I will repay blood
with blood, so bring it, chump. -- Guardian

Adie -- I'm always up for a change of pace and am willing to try new things
(especially when it comes to beer).  As long as I am welcome and your servers are not
instructed to do something "funny" with the refreshments I am served, I would be
happy to take you up on your offer.  You are welcome at the Frothingslosh Brewery as
well. -- Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr. of Since You're Gone

Tankesh -- It does seem true that we have hit a wall regarding the number of teams in
Aruak.  It is not surprising considering that Alastari as a whole is not as large a
community as it once was.  I still feel that the size of this arena as it is to be
rather impressive, and at least the number is not dropping fast.  I expect Aruak to
remain quite prosperous for quite some time. -- Alfredo

Mr. Purple D. Mildred People Frothingslosher Steele Eater -- Welcome to Andorak! --
Alfredo

SOLAPALOOZA -- "Rillion -- You, my friend, are an idiot..."  LOL.  You get right to
the point, that's for sure! -- Alfredo

Doc Steele -- Correct.  You will notice that I did not waste that much space on him
and left it at that. -- Alfredo

Doc Steele -- 8 WT and 10 WL?  That's not on the same warrior is it?  Actually I'm
pretty sure I know the warrior with the 10 WL of which you speak.  Geez we talked
about his potential...how many years ago was it?  Regardless, you have certainly
become the master of patience.  I used to give that title to Carapace, but you have
far surpassed him by now, that is for sure. -- Alfredo

Generalissimo Puerco -- Absolutely.  Many many years ago I killed the warrior of a
manager who ran a one-warrior team.  It was not specifically intentional; I did so
just using a normal strategy (as I always do).  Fearing that the manager would quit
due to the death, I sent him a diplomatic message in hopes that he would keep playing
and offering my help if he required any.  Alas, as I had feared, the manager did
indeed quit.  It is too bad that some managers take the death of a warrior so
seriously to heart; this could very well be one of the problems with the "Andorian
Way" as I see it. -- Alfredo

Sungod -- I must admit I was at a loss as to how exactly I wanted to reply to Leeta's
long missive, and then as it turned out I didn't reply at all.  However, I must say
you put if very well in your response on our behalf.  Very well put, friend, and
thanks. -- Alfredo

Kennelworth -- What on earth are you talking about, dog-man?  Teams were
"eliminated?"  How so?  I don't run 80 teams and had no teams in closed arenas, so I
know not of what you speak.  Managers actually had teams that were forced into
deletion due to arenas closing?  I find that hard to believe, but if it is so, I
would agree that that would not be fair to the managers in question.  Also, even if
that were the case, I would bet dimes to donuts that the deleted teams would still be
able to be retrieved. -- Alfredo

Umbrella Man -- LOL.  You've got to be kidding.  I try to be diplomatic in my
writings, but if you read my observations regarding running multiple teams as a stab
to Doc Steele or anyone else for that matter, you, sir, are a complete blathering
idiot. -- Alfredo

Youngblood -- Be careful who you threaten, little one.  Rillion has alliance mates to
watch his back, too. -- TigToad, mgr. Dead Doc Toads

Youngblood -- This isn't about the invaders versus the defenders to me.  This is
about a group of managers trying to enforce a style of play on an arena that doesn't
wish that style.  There are dozens and dozens of arenas, many of which thrive on
killing and downchallenges.  Why does this need to be one of them?  Because some
managers can't resist ruining another manager's fun.  I'm sorry you're one of them.
-- TigToad

Doc Steele -- Fair enough.  You can be opposed to any attitude you would like to be.
It is perhaps unfair, despite what I believe I posted in an earlier personal ad, to
lump you with the Sloshers.  Their rampage is mindless and egocentric.  Yours is a
rationalized, thought out rampage.  I am strongly against what you are doing here,
but I am not against you being here. -- TigToad

Youngblood -- You are brainless because you come to prove a point that is not being
disputed.  You claim you came here because someone told you that you could not play a
certain way.  That is false.  No one says anyone can not play a certain way.  The
Defenders let people know what the traditions and credo of the arena are.  If anyone
chooses not to follow those traditions that is fine, they just lose the protections
those traditions offer to those that follow them.  You are brainless because you
don't understand that.  Also thanks for letting me know that you fell the need the
entire Firm backing you up in order to try to threaten me. -- Rillion

Tankesh -- Mordraith is not a lemming.  He is more of a lemming cheerleader, standing
off to the side spouting inane blather to cheer on the lemmings while not actually
joining in. -- Rillion

SOL -- Ah yes, another brave member of the Firm saying how great you are then needing
to call upon the rest of your allies to back you up.  Perhaps the firm needs a little
blue pill to grow a backbone.  Come one, come all, you trouble me not.  As for the
styles I choose to run, you are an idiot for questioning it, there are 43 lungers in
this arena as of last turn, I chose my styles based on the roll-ups and the
environment of the arena.  As long as there are so many lungers around to scum, I
will create defensive styles out of the appropriate roll-ups.  MY goal isn't to kill
but to win and I will chose my warriors accordingly. -- Rillion

Doc Steele -- Back to normal will be when all this talk of invaders and defenders
dies down and the arena returns to some semblance of what it was like before this
latest incident 'erupted'.  There have always been a few teams in Aruaki that did not
follow the traditions and if you remain the arena can still return back to normal.
We never tell anyone how they HAVE to fight and we never tell anyone that HAVE to
leave.  Also, you can pretty much ignore any posts made by one of my warriors.  Those
are done only when I have too much time on my hands.  If I do them I usually do it
regardless of the outcome of the fight, win or lose.  So of course when they win they
brag and when they lose they either make excuses, whine, or congratulate their
opponent (it all depends on the personality of the fictional/mythical character after
which the warrior is named).  And yes, I expect it to be a long war, but that doesn't
mean I still can't celebrate my victories whenever I achieve them.  Be they many or
be they few, I will revel in them all. -- Rillion

Sungod -- Ah yes another member of the Firm.  Seems you guys need to do things
together, guess you can't take anyone on by yourself.  There is no hypocrisy in the
defender position.  We don't tell people how they have to conduct themselves.  We say
how we will conduct ourselves and how we wish everyone would conduct themselves.  If
people chose not to conduct themselves in the same way, we will conduct ourselves
differently towards them.  The enforcement part of the credo is simply, if you
downchallenge and/or try to kill our warriors, we will return the favor.  That is not
very different from how things are done in most arenas.  That is why the invaders are
hypocrites. -- Rillion

All -- In regards to Sungod's contention that there are quite a few deaths in Aruaki.
As for not many warriors dying in Aruaki despite the Invaders best efforts, I stand
by my position.  I even have data to back it up.  As of writing this, 7 warriors were
killed outside the Dark Arena out of 207 non-Dark Arena warriors fighting.  That's
3.3% of warriors that fought in the regular arena dying.  For Sunset that percentage
was 5.2%, Talcama was 4.5%, Dwes Eg was 3.8%, Chimlevtal was 3.3%, Morya was 2.6%,
and Aradi was 2.4%.  I only calculated this number for arenas with over 80 non-Dark
Arena warriors fighting since the larger number of fights compensates for 'fluke'
kill or no kill turns (the smaller arenas varied widely between 0% and over 10%).  So
there were three arenas where killing was more common, two were it was less common,
and one that was even.  So for all this talk of MBN and Invaders coming to kill,
Aruaki is still not particularly a bloody arena. Perhaps Sungod just means that 7 is
a lot, well yeah, it's more than 1 or 2, but if we had 140 teams instead of 70, I'd
expect more deaths then we have now and if it were under 15 I'd still say its just a
few for the size of the arena. -- Rillion

Razorback -- I must apologize, as I've been meaning to give you a personal "welcome
back" message, but I kept forgetting!  So, welcome back, it has been a few years (or
a few more than a few, maybe?)  Your timely arrival during all this activity makes me
think that you have been watching over us here all along....  Best of luck! --
Generalissimo Puerco

Doc Steele -- I remember the early days, when the Dark Circle was represented in
Aruak.  I learned much from Merlin and the Dealer, and I was honestly disappointed
when they left.  Maybe you can bring back that feeling. -- Generalissimo Puerco

Angus -- I find the revelation that you've been among us interesting, because I was
very enthused by your DM column in Iaye after Vallisneria (my warrior) graduated.  At
the time I told myself it was a shame you weren't in Aruak to write such columns, but
in my ignorance I stand corrected! -- Generalissimo Puerco

Carny -- Hurry back, we'll miss you! -- Generalissimo Puerco

Big Beaver, Beavers are for -- Don't think I don't see what you're doing.... --
Generalissimo Puerco

All -- Two sides, both alike in dignity and nobility, war within Aruak City.  A
grudge has broken to mutiny, and blood has made the once civil sands unclean.  As
foes, ill-fated lions prepare for war and look for those that will stand with them...
we have seen the dangers of fighting without honor, and feel that Aruak City must
return to what it once was, a noble arena free from the politics and domination of
those who call themselves the Invaders.  We take up our arms and stand with the
Defenders, if they will have us. -- Skasmonauts (Rude Battalion)

Skywise -- You pretty elfthing, you!  I really enjoyed that battle.  I like to win.
-- Black Out, Proud Colorific

Roark -- You lucky piece of angleiron, you!  Lucky!  Lucky!  Lucky! -- Green With
Envy, Proud Colorific

Oh, my, Ricky D.!  That was really just so bad, wasn't it.  We can do anything we
want in this tepid arena, and we chose you.  Ha, ha, ha. -- Red Hot, Proud Colorific

Congratulations to the top unchartered team!  Us!  What do you think of that,
defenders?! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific

Colorific, Colorific, Colorific, Colorific...what a sight to see. -- Purple People
Eater

Iron Magru -- Well done, Hammerific!  You got me, Bud. -- Beef Bullion

Darkmane -- What?  I have defense?  Who designed me, anyway. -- Magenta Manticore

Fruity -- Owls have a lot of fiber too, Buster! -- Onyx Owl

Neville -- A salute to you!  Tell Harry, Hagrid and I send our regards. -- Orange
Osprey

Crissy -- Ah, shucks, now.  That random matchup was just too unlucky for you Puppy
Packers. -- B.S.

Bondage -- You showed your mettle.  Well done! -- Dog-Tired

Congratulations to a fine Duelmaster, Vajra.  Well fought. -- Hushpuppy

Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn, Vajra.  See you there. -- Kennelworth,
Proprietor

Yo, ho, ho, Adie!  Blimey Howdy-Do Ta Yer Khazakh!  Gal, me hooves be summit special,
Bloody Fine! -- Mino, Animal Farm

     You sound as though you've been talking to the Creepster! *grin* -- Ed.

TigToad, my boy.  It was not appropriate for you to refer to The Frothingsloshers as
Doc's minions.  I think Mr. Steele is trying to tell you it is vice versa. --
Kennelworth, Bulldogs

Indeed, Doc Steele, a toast to those who died for the cause, Salute! -- Kennelworth

Generalissimo, my friend, you and Bob The Russian are welcome anytime at The Bulldog.
A spot behind the bar it is!  I look forward to a visit to your "Farm." --
Kennelworth

Tankesh -- Dude, put a sock in it already, would ya?  Your babbling annoys me.  I
grow tired of hearing you rattle off the same ole' bull turn after turn and getting
nothing accomplished on the sands.  If you used new material each cycle, it might
even be a bit humorous, otherwise, it's just irritating. -- SunGod

All -- Speaking of getting nothing done on the sands, I must apologize for my far
less than adequate performance here in Aruak.  My warriors aren't doing near as well
as I had hoped and to say the replacements have sucked would be an understatement!  I
hope to have a solid stable put together within 4 or 5 turns. -- SunGod

Erithe Endiredre -- Hope I've spelled your name correctly.  I do not consider the
disparity in our visible records to be the whole story, since you have a TV challenge
to use (congratulations, by the way), so I will not be terribly embarrassed by that
loss.  Annoyed, perhaps, but not embarrassed. -- Nila Sundancer

Keeper of Secrets -- Gosh, that's impressive!  Secrets, huh?  What secrets?  You can
tell ME. -- Dumb Rocky

President Chimp -- How can you be president if you weren't most challenged?  I
thought there was some firm connection between those two conditions. -- Kedro

Gi Bluestreak -- That was some of the most creative blasphemy I've heard in a long
time.  I salute you (with a bar of soap...). -- Kip Hardee

Ed. -- That would ruin perfectly good iced tea.  Why drink beer at all? -- Leeta

     I meant instead, not mixed together.  Ick. -- Ed.

Adie -- Proposing?  Me?  This is so sudden!  I didn't realize you felt that way....
-- Leeta
P.S.  Right now, I'm proposing to finish these personals as soon as I find my
magnifying glass, because I can barely read the newsletter and if I weren't a touch
typist, I'd be driving Ed. nuts with my spelling.  Of course, there's spellcheck, but
if I can't see the suggested changes, how can tell which ones are good?  I hate bad
eye days.  I think it's the defoliant they're cropdusting onto the cotton.

TigToad -- I have always found you to be an asset when we've shared arenas. -- Leeta

Generalissimo Puerco -- You're welcome. -- Leeta

Sungod -- If it made you think, that is all I ask.  Whatever conclusions you come to
must be your own.  I have no wish to dictate. -- Leeta

Ed. -- Up and down and round and round?  (slightly ill look)  I hope NOT. -- Leeta

     You don't have to ride in it, you know, but they are cool to look at when
     they're all lit up. -- Ed.

Branford Hawke -- While a blade across your throat is preferable, easy wins will
suffice. -- Pandemic

Tankesh -- Some of your fellow patriots issued some interesting challenges last turn.
39, 11, and 86 point downchallenges.  Indeed, the moral trash bin of Aruak City grows
fatter by the turn. -- Cosmo. F

Rillion, Tigtoad, Street Legal -- Excellent DCs last turn.  I'm glad to see you are
assimilating nicely to the new and improved Aruak City. -- Cosmo. F

Manager of Colorific -- Has the Jerk Of The Week resurfaced? -- Cosmo "Helter
Skelter" Frothingslosh

Tatiana -- Good to get one back after that bout with Ukarian. -- Serenity

All -- Does armor really slow you down all that much? -- Hanibal Q.O.W.

Doc -- Of course I know who you are; you seem to brag about it every time you write
personals.  I look forward to having you around.  Hell, I might even learn something.
I will give you the respect you deserve.  I hope in time you will give this arena the
same. -- Hanibal

Gun Metal -- Speed is so easily nullified. -- Equalizer

Coup -- Someday, someday! -- Earth

Kyla -- Finally a win, although I don't feel I deserved that one. -- Fire
P.S.  Swap your weapons and you'll be fine.

Tankesh -- I appreciate the welcome back.  It's been a few years.  It's good to see
some familiar faces, especially in these times of adversity. -- Razorback

Doc Steele -- I agree with a couple of points in your retort to Adie.  As long as you
play within the rules of the game, everything else is a matter of personal
preference.  One of my problems with the invasion is that, and correct me if I'm
wrong, is that you have a group of players setting up a carnage match that as far as
I can tell doesn't include a single one of their warriors as part of the targets.  I
may be wrong about this because of time constraints.  Next you have a group of
experienced players setting up a game where they don't ask if you want to be a
participant.  Also, I've experienced and seen downchallenges.  Cherry picking is
definitely something that I do not agree with.  I'm not accusing you of any of this,
just pointing out a clash between my personal preference and the "invaders".  Now, I
may be running my mouth out of turn in this hierarchy, but I've always been told that
I have a problem with authority.... -- Razorback

9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS!  If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU!  The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In.  It's not too late for you to sign up.  I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit.  For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com.  We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
     I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance.  The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
     The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership.  It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman

29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks.  The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOOK ECHO was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
KYLA was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BODY BAG was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
EARTH was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DARK HOME was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOO MUCH VIRTUE was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
AWAITING REPLACEMENT was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SKABBE THE HUT was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
FREAK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
TANKESH was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a action packed 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
KARIN was slaughtered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA 675 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BRITNEY #1 was slaughtered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
RYJA WAJACH was executed by BLACK ORC in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
VALUES ADDED was luckily killed by  MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BIG was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
ROBIN was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CARUTH was narrowly killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
LEMMING was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
IT'S HONOR-IFIC! was slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
SECRET vanquished SILENCE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fray.
IRON MAGRU outwaited BEEF BULLION in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gory Bloodfeud brawl.
THE IRON YUPPIE luckily beat SALVODELI'S DAD in a 4 minute Bloodfeud match.
AXIOM handily defeated TOTALION in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
STAR CRUSHER overpowered THE WHOLE ARENA in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
GOURMET COWBOY was savagely defeated by FUR in a 3 minute Bloodfeud bout.
ERITHE ENDIREDRE handily defeated STRONGBOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
GOLDEN MOMENT savagely defeated RICK DERRIS in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
NEVILLE was overpowered by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RED HOT was viciously subdued by ONEWOLF in a 80 minute uneven Challenge Title bout.
B.S. overcame NUBIAN GOD in a 4 minute gruesome master's Challenge bout.
ORANGE OSPREY was beaten by KAHVI in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
PURPLE PASSION was handily defeated by CRISSY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TALKHIS defeated KEDRO in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
LETHANDER was savagely defeated by BIG LOU in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fray.
ANDRIS NAUDUZS unbelievably bested ON THE RACK in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
STEEL MONKEY demolished SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
PERNAK was outwaited by DOG-TIRED in a monotonous 23 minute Challenge fight.
POLYESTER narrowly defeated NILA SUNDANCER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge conflict.
LINERGES lost to GANYMEDES in a 3 minute veteran vs. beginner upset Challenge bout.
GARZELLI was handily defeated by WANDA GOBY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GUMDROP dispatched CHARLIE WEASLEY in a 3 minute gory Challenge match.
PANDEMIC was demolished by STILL LIFE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MORIAN butchered OXLY RHINCUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KILL STEELE lost to TAI-CHIHUAHUA in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
DAMASTES was luckily beaten by SUPERFICIAL HITMAN in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
ONYX OWL unbelievably bested PERSIANA JONES in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
DUGMO was executed by #1 STUNNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ARUAKI TRAITOR defeated KILLER DEAL in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
FIRE was beaten by THE CAPED COD in a 1 minute bloody novice's Challenge fray.
ENRON lost to T.S. QUINT in a 3 minute brutal novice vs. master Challenge match.
DERANGED subdued DEATH JESTER in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge battle.
FROTHINGSLOSH BOOBS was handily defeated by BLOODLUST in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
NERF KILLIN' was beaten by MOLTEN METAL in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
YOUR KIDZ viciously butchered THUNDERSTORM in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
DOG FASHION savagely defeated IMPULSE in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge contest.
SACCHI lost to CANDY MAKER in a 3 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
PROBLEM CHILD was slain by 70 MPH ROAD RASH in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
EDDY DEVOS overcame ABE LINCOLN in a 3 minute novice's Challenge contest.
SEPHIROTH overpowered DUMB ROCKY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HERMES demolished FREEDOM HOLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
BELLATRIX was handily defeated by DONT KILL ME in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BANG! defeated NATIONAL BRAND in a exciting 3 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
JACKAL vanquished POOFIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TITAN luckily beat EXECUTE in a 3 minute gruesome novice's Challenge fight.
DREIHDENSMURF was unbelievably bested by HUSHPUPPY in a 17 minute veteran's match.
MAGENTA MANTICORE was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute fight.
SUMTHING PAINFUL devastated EVENING in a 2 minute bloody uneven match.
BLACK OUT overpowered PRISM EYESBRITE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DARKMANE was overpowered by CONNOR MACLEOD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARIUSZ GIL luckily beat FRED WEASLEY in a dull 14 minute bloody brawl.
WALL OF GLASS beat FUZZBALL in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
NIXIE SEASPRITE was demolished by THE GREAT SAMARITAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SERENITY was subdued by LOOKING AT in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
SKYWISE overcame ANN GRANDE in a 1 minute master's match.
BARK was vanquished by SAVOLDELLI in a 1 minute uneven match.
TATIANA SEASPRITE defeated WILDSIDE in a 4 minute bout.
CORINE DORLAND viciously subdued ODROS in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
ROARK won victory over KOGRUHN in a 1 minute match.
ANJA NOBUS was beaten by REND in a exciting 1 minute contest.
MORPHEUS was devastated by SNOOCHIE BOOCHIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EQUALIZER defeated MOONSHADOW in a 1 minute fray.
SPIRAL overpowered CREATURE in a 1 minute uneven match.
FUNK-SHUI was demolished by BODEL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
IVY was demolished by STRATEGERY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FETISH vanquished MUSTY KOBOLD in a 1 minute uneven match.
PROTOGENES overcame DRACO in a 1 minute match.
BUDDHA-BELCHES vanquished TIMID PUPPY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MISMOSH luckily beat CONEY ISLAND in a exciting 3 minute gory brawl.
LAISH overpowered SILASH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BAD OMEN handily defeated CLEARBROOK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOOPIE PIE overpowered HOSTILE PACIFIST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHNOOGIEWOOGUMS won victory over SOEK in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
CHOPSTICK SURGEON beat INVADING WARRIOR #1 in a action packed 2 minute amateur's duel.
MORENO DI BAISE defeated OPUS X in a popular 3 minute gory amateur's duel.
NADINE was overcome by VIRTUE CHARMS in a action packed 3 minute novice's struggle.
SPIRIT CHASER overpowered WARDUKE in a action packed 1 minute uneven brawl.
ALYOSHA lost to VINCENT in a exciting 1 minute novice's competition.
HOT PANTS was viciously subdued by ATHENA in a 5 minute beginner's fight.
ICY TROUSERS narrowly killed STRIPEY in a 2 minute brutal amateur's competition.
BOB HOPE subdued BALARK in a 2 minute bloody novice's competition.
JUGULAR won victory over BROWNIE QUEEN in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
DOUBLE - TAP savagely defeated SKOAL VIR-CHEW TM in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
DIAZINON was viciously subdued by STRATEGIC REPOSITION in a 2 minute beginner's match.
KEEPER OF SECRETS vanquished SPICY VIRTUE SNAK in a 2 minute uneven duel.
BRIN SAUGER was overpowered by TECHNO-POP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EL SCORCHO was overpowered by VIRT-U-MATIC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KIP HARDEE was viciously subdued by CROW BAR in a 1 minute amateur's fray.
VORTEX easily killed WIGGLE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
STONEFACE was savagely defeated by CRUEL INTENTIONS in a 10 minute novice's match.
DISCO overpowered VERMINAARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PUNCH GRAN CRU was viciously subdued by POINTS OF THE LOTUS in a 3 minute fray.
NIPPLE CLAMP viciously subdued GRANITE IRONBEARD in a 3 minute novice's brawl.
CTENO POMA was vanquished by FRUITY VIRTUES in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
VIRTUE PUFFS savagely defeated SCUMMIN DOWN THE MTN in a 6 minute novice's contest.
VIRTUE FLAKES luckily beat BLOOD MONKEY in a 3 minute bloody beginner's conflict.
T.U.M. demolished DONDAS in a 2 minute mismatched match.
VIRTUE NUTS was overcome by LEAD in a 2 minute beginner's battle.
AANADIEN was handily defeated by NIGHTEYES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
LODELL was executed by DIK-DIK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOUVEAU NECRON defeated SNAGGLES in a 1 minute novice's battle.
WOODWORKING bested SKAMAKAZE in a 2 minute novice's battle.
SCARY GHOST luckily beat DRACO in a 3 minute gory beginner's conflict.
WONDER GIRL was murdered by DIRTY SANCHEZ in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KHAKI KANGAROO won victory over SCRUMTRILESCENT in a 2 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  50         TOTAL PARRY      143 -  86 -  2      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 33         PARRY-LUNGE       49 -  47 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 33         WALL OF STEEL     63 -  61 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     32         LUNGING ATTACK   185 - 202 - 15      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  25         STRIKING ATTACK  115 - 160 - 13      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  42 -  1      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         SLASHING ATTACK   91 - 136 -  9      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  48 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    10         BASHING ATTACK    56 - 103 -  6      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         AIMED BLOW        38 -  76 -  4      33  |

Turn 473 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       21 - 11     STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 17         6  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  7     LUNGING ATTACK    24 - 26         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 21         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  7     
                              AIMED BLOW         4 - 10     
                              BASHING ATTACK     7 - 18     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      RED HOT 5625               28  12  0  120 COLORIFIC (511)
WALL OF STEEL    SUMTHING PAINFUL 4735      19  18  0  115 U.B.O.S.M. (82)
SLASHING ATTACK  GOLDEN MOMENT 5622         17   2  1  113 COLORIFIC (511)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK OUT 5623             17   4  0   90 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-LUNGE      CONNOR MACLEOD 5532        12   7  0   87 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
BASHING ATTACK   ORANGE OSPREY 5550         12   5  2   86 ANIMAL FARM (510)
STRIKING ATTACK  SAVOLDELLI 4967             7   3  1   76 GIRO PELETON (436)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FRED WEASLEY 4956          11   5  0   54 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SUMTHING PAINFUL 4735.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BIG LOU 4971.  The ten other most popular fighters were CORINE DORLAND 
5374, TANKESH 5938, CRUEL INTENTIONS 5899, IT'S HONOR-IFIC! 5888, SALVODELI'S DAD 
5867, LINERGES 4334, POINTS OF THE LOTUS 5950, BEEF BULLION 4501, FUR 5098, and 
GOLDEN MOMENT 5622.

The least popular fighter this week was ONEWOLF 5505.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RED HOT 5625, PERNAK 4333, DOG-TIRED 4467, HUSHPUPPY 4045, DARIUSZ GIL 
5028, DREIHDENSMURF 4821, FRED WEASLEY 4956, STONEFACE 5100, IRON MAGRU 5397, and 
SCUMMIN DOWN THE MTN 5917.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

RED HOT (11-5625) COLORIFIC (511)
SUMTHING PAINFUL (11-4735) U.B.O.S.M. (82)

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)