DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/28/2003 Duedate: 12/11/2003
ARUAK CITY ARENA
DM-11 TURN-477
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RICK DERRIS
VIEW ASKEW (453)
(11-4932) [17-10-0,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RICK DERRIS THE CAPED COD
VIEW ASKEW (453) FISH MONGERS III (502)
(11-4932) [17-10-0,119] (11-5470) [7-0-0,50]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TONY MCALPINE SOEK
THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) CLUB HAMMER (491)
(11-4948) [14-12-1,109] (11-5646) [3-6-0,32]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BULLDOGS (157)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. U.B.O.S.M. (82) 44
2. FISH MONGERS III (502) 40 COLORIFIC (511)
3. THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 37 Unchartered Team
4. SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466) 35
5. MYTHICAL (485) 26 G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*G1 AUTOBOTS (521) 15 4 1 78.9 1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157) 10 5 0
2/ 2 COLORIFIC (511) 135 67 3 66.8 2/ 3 CANNIBALZ (383) 9 4 1
3/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510) 860 513 31 62.6 3/11 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 8 6 0
4- 4*DEAD DOC TOADS (516) 13 8 1 61.9 4/19 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) 8 7 0
5/ 5*MORAL FIBER (479) 21 14 4 60.0 5/20*MORAL FIBER (479) 7 3 1
6/ 6 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418) 104 70 3 59.8 6/ 2*G1 AUTOBOTS (521) 7 3 0
7- 7 BEAVERS ARE FOR (464) 23 16 3 59.0 7/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510) 7 4 0
8/ 8 MANIC MARVELS (456) 37 27 1 57.8 8/ 9 MANIC MARVELS (456) 7 5 1
9- 9 GIRO PELETON (436) 117 88 11 57.1 9/ 6 U.B.O.S.M. (82) 7 7 0
10/11 BULLDOGS (157) 685 556 23 55.2 10/29 ELFQUEST (515) 6 6 0
11-13 SHADOWS (380) 55 45 1 55.0 11/12 VIEW ASKEW (453) 6 9 0
12/14 MYTHICAL (485) 180 150 6 54.5 12/24 TUFT TUGGERS (305) 5 3 0
13/17*FISH MONGERS III (502) 18 15 0 54.5 13/41 CLUB HAMMER (491) 5 4 1
14/16 YOUNG JUSTICE (484) 124 105 9 54.1 14/25 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) 5 4 0
15/ 0 THE BLUES (539) 188 162 9 53.7 15/35*ABC'S (480) 5 4 0
16/15 DEEP FOREST (533) 44 40 5 52.4 16/15*FISH MONGERS III (502) 5 4 0
17-18 MENS REA (471) 22 20 2 52.4 17/10 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) 5 8 0
18/19 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) 59 54 2 52.2 18/17*COUNTRY FELLERS (534) 5 10 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-20 WOLFBROTHERS (506) 72 67 5 51.8 19/13*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) 5 10 0
20/21 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) 586 562 16 51.0 20/21 BAD HEIR DAY (463) 4 2 0
21-22 VIC'S DUNGEON (522) 27 26 0 50.9 21-16 VIC'S DUNGEON (522) 4 3 0
22/24 ELFQUEST (515) 145 140 8 50.9 22/52 IMMORTALS (85) 4 5 0
23/26*ABC'S (480) 17 17 0 50.0 23/42*OLD BOYS CLUB (483) 4 5 0
24-25*ANGLES OF DEATH (524) 15 15 3 50.0 24/33 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363) 4 6 0
25/34 ERRATA (372) 13 13 0 50.0 25/45 ERRATA (372) 3 0 0
26/28 TUFT TUGGERS (305) 542 543 18 50.0 26- 7*DEAD DOC TOADS (516) 3 1 0
27/29 VELVET GREEN (475) 60 62 6 49.2 27- 4 SHADOWS (380) 3 2 0
28/30 IMMORTALS (85) 763 795 60 49.0 28/37 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418) 3 2 0
29-31 DAMAGE, INC. (112) 179 189 11 48.6 29/23 YOUNG JUSTICE (484) 3 2 0
30-32*DRAGON JUNKIES S.S (498) 13 14 5 48.1 30/ 0 THE BLUES (539) 3 2 0
31/33 CANNIBALZ (383) 167 181 16 48.0 31/26 COLORIFIC (511) 3 5 0
32/38 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 123 134 6 47.9 32-30*NEVERWAKE (508) 3 6 1
33/36 BAD HEIR DAY (463) 22 24 2 47.8 33/22 'CROSSED UP (399) 3 6 0
34/35 'CROSSED UP (399) 166 184 6 47.4 34/18 VELVET GREEN (475) 3 7 1
35-40*NEVERWAKE (508) 16 18 3 47.1 35/47 DEEP FOREST (533) 3 7 0
36/39 VIEW ASKEW (453) 59 67 2 46.8 36/53 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 3 7 0
37/37 SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466) 22 25 0 46.8 37/48 SEER KING (402) 3 7 0
38/41 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) 210 240 10 46.7 38-44 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) 3 7 0
39/48 CLUB HAMMER (491) 20 23 2 46.5 39/27 SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466) 3 7 0
40-42 DEADMAN'S HAND (505) 19 22 1 46.3 40/28*BARHOPPERS (420) 3 9 0
41/44 U.B.O.S.M. (82) 235 282 17 45.5 41/36*SKASMONAUTS (495) 2 1 0
42/46 YA GOTTA WINCE... (497) 19 24 2 44.2 42-40 DEADMAN'S HAND (505) 2 1 0
43/43 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363) 24 31 1 43.6 43-14 WOLFBROTHERS (506) 2 1 0
44/45 SEER KING (402) 27 36 2 42.9 44/55 YA GOTTA WINCE... (497) 2 2 0
45-49 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) 18 27 1 40.0 45-43*..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513) 2 3 0
46-52*BRAT PACK II (523) 11 17 2 39.3 46- 8*ANGLES OF DEATH (524) 2 3 0
47/50*BARHOPPERS (420) 11 19 0 36.7 47/39 MYTHICAL (485) 2 5 0
48/53 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 175 303 3 36.6 48-46 GIRO PELETON (436) 1 0 0
49/51*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) 9 16 2 36.0 49-56 MENS REA (471) 1 0 0
50-56*NOBODYS (486) 6 11 0 35.3 50-51*DRAGON JUNKIES S.S (498) 1 1 1
51/55*OLD BOYS CLUB (483) 7 13 1 35.0 51-50 BEAVERS ARE FOR (464) 1 2 1
52/27*COUNTRY FELLERS (534) 5 10 0 33.3 52-38*INGROWN TOENAIL (517) 1 3 1
53/58*SKASMONAUTS (495) 7 16 1 30.4 53-57 DAMAGE, INC. (112) 1 4 0
54-57*INGROWN TOENAIL (517) 5 13 3 27.8 54/ 0*MK-ULTRA (467) 0 5 0
55-59*..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513) 9 26 1 25.7 55-58*NOBODYS (486) 0 3 0
56/ 0*MK-ULTRA (467) 0 5 0 0.0 56-59*BRAT PACK II (523) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Greetings, warriors of Aruak City. You have earned yourselves a break on this
festive day we call Thanksgiving. We'll be back next turn with a continuation of our
menacing and infamous Frothingslosh Murder By Numbers action. Use your time off
wisely and well, for it shall be the last time off you ever get.
All hail Biff --
The Fronthingslosh Syndicate
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Andorians Abroad #19 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Skaithvarn:
The Lord Dankilvan had given them temporary quarters in his mansion. A suite
among the servants, but that was okay, the decor was less overpowering.
Berdan looked around at the nearly plain hangings that covered the walls of the
central room in the suite and scowled. "I don't like this," the ex-assassin growled.
"Sequestering us! This Dankilvan is up to something."
Raoul shrugged, took off his hat and looked at it, then put it back again. The
gesture didn't mean anything, but it gave him time to think about his answer without
being rude. And he was really tempted to be rude. Berdan was repeating himself.
And the gladiator was getting tired of repeating his answer. But one more time...
maybe it would get through this time. "Lord Dankilvan is trying to keep Skaithvarn
out of Alastarian politics. Can't blame him for that! We don't want that
entanglement, either."
"He's sending a Delarquan spy with us--"
"A Delarquan gladiator who may or may not be a spy. So?"
"She'll be a spy. Everything we do will be reported to this--"
"Are you planning to do something you want to hide?" Jeri Northwind asked.
Berdan jumped a little, having forgotten that she was there. "No, but--"
"Then it isn't a problem. In fact," she exchanged a glance with Raoul, who
nodded slightly, "in fact, it's a good thing. It means the S'varni won't have to
worry about what we might be up to, because they'll know what we ARE up to."
"Right, doll. And besides, better the spy we know and can see than one we
don't. Surely you realize that, Berdan?"
The ex-assassin sighed and shrugged. "I suppose so."
*** ***** *** ***** ***
Hallie O'Dene turned out to be an elf. A southern elf, a dark-skinned Shagornan
elf, an elf of the kind deeply distrusted by the northern elves who figured in the
ancestry of all Fratsfan nobles.
Berdan refused to have anything to do with her. "And how Dankilvan, himself of
the High Blood, could actually employ her, trust her--!" He stormed around their
sitting room, not quite throwing things but looking as though he wanted to.
Hallie O'Dene watched quietly, showing no offense, nor any other reaction except
mild interest. Leaning just a little toward Jeri, she asked, "Does he have a strong
heart? Because he's a prime candidate for apoplexy right now."
Jeri put a hand over her mouth to hold back a snort of laughter. "I don't know
him that well," she admitted, "but fortunately, we can do this without him if we have
to."
The Delarquan's eyebrows rose. "You think he might abandon the mission just to
avoid working with me?"
"He might, doll," Raoul said, coming to sit between the two of them on the
room's long couch as Berdan continued to rage up and down the room, cursing Hallie,
Raoul and Jeri, Peranis, Dankilvan, and other people they'd never heard of
comprehensively and bitterly. "That doesn't worry me so much as that he might quit
us and try to go on without us--go into competition with us over it. How much can we
trust him? The man used to be a spy and an assassin, after all."
"Well, it's as good as a play," Hallie said, "but Lord Dankilvan wants us to get
ON with things. Maybe we should try to stop him?"
Raoul shook his head. "He's got to get through it, doll. But maybe we should
get on with it ourselves. Jeri and I are ready to go--we didn't unpack when we got
here."
"Leave Berdan to follow when he calms down?" Jeri asked.
"Or go back to Andor, if that's what he wants to do." Raoul shrugged. He
glanced at Jeri, who jumped up and grabbed a backpack.
"I'm ready," she said. As soon as Raoul and Hallie had picked up their packs,
she added, "What's the matter with this Leemith place that Lord Dankilvan mentioned?
He didn't seem to like them at all."
Hallie led the way out the door. "I've got horses waiting for us," she said.
"The Leemin, well, they're all vampires. Generally good neighbors, but still, you
just don't trust a town full of vampires, do you?"
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 237): MELTDOWN of X-FORCE (Savant, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 476): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 476): ATROPHY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 469): HOMELESS PRINCE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellubmo)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 465): KID ROCK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 465): MONKEY WRENCH of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 466): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 462): SONIC TACO of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 427): SUSAN STO HELIT of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 420): BARNEE of THE FLINTSTONES (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 413): ANASTASIA of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 185): VIOLENT VIOLET of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 325): BLACK CAT of SHADOW SIGNS (Shadowgate, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 314): GORDIAN of WHY KNOT (Clove-Hitch, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 139): BATTLEMAGE of SHADOW MAGIC (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 361): DEMONFANG of DARK PANTHEON from TRANSEL (Doc Steele)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 237): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 476): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 476): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 469): CONSPIRACY INC. (?, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 465): THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 465): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 466): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 462): TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 427): TACO GODS (The Oracle, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 420): THE FLINTSTONES (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 413): HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 185): MIDDLE WAY 8 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 325): I'M WITH STUPID (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 314): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 139): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 361): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 476): HUSHPUPPY of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
(turn 475): DREIHDENSMURF of U.B.O.S.M. (Dreihdenflahg, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 469): HOMELESS PRINCE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellubmo)
EDWIN MEESE of CONSPIRACY INC. (?, mgr.)
HOW--LITE of ROCK ETTS (Pie-Rite, mgr.)
(turn 468): GUANTANAMO BAY of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
PISHTUSH of ANDORIAN WIMPS (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 464): APE WILD of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 465): OMNIBOOK 6000 of AT WORK (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 411): COURIER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 185): VIOLENT VIOLET of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
SQUASH BUTT of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
PYROTECHNICIAN of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 325): THE LIMELIGHT of CLUB CULTURE (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 139): BATTLEMAGE of SHADOW MAGIC (Shadowgate, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Hail ARUAK CITY! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for
your deeds. I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Bulldog
Inn, seeing as SCARLET KNIGHTS II's 59-54-2 has earned them 4th place in the ranks.
I understand that The Bulldog Inn is buying the drinks for MORAL FIBER tonight, to
honor their rise to 5th after this turns 3-2-1. Hmmm. Now, what did these guys have
for breakfast this morning? ELFQUEST has turned a 2-2-0 into 10th place from 29th.
Give me the recipe! I understand that The Bulldog Inn is buying the drinks for TUFT
TUGGERS tonight, to honor their rise to 12th after this turns 2-2-0. Hmmm. I want
to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Bulldog Inn, seeing as CLUB
HAMMER's 20-23-2 has earned them 13th place in the ranks. Now, what did these guys
have for breakfast this morning? SCARLET KNIGHTS has turned a 2-1-0 into 14th place
from 25th. Give me the recipe! I understand that The Bulldog Inn is buying the
drinks for ABC'S tonight, to honor their rise to 15th after this turns 2-2-0. Hmmm.
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning? IMMORTALS has turned a
2-1-0 into 22nd place from 52nd. Give me the recipe! I want to know who's buying
the drinks for who tonight at The Bulldog Inn, seeing as OLD BOYS CLUB's 7-13-1 has
earned them 23rd place in the ranks. I understand that The Bulldog Inn is buying the
drinks for ERRATA tonight, to honor their rise to 25th after this turns 1-0-0. Hmmm.
It doesn't rain, but it pours for 'CROSSED UP this turn, a 1-4-0 causing a 11 flight
drop in the team rankings. Hand that team a dry towel. VELVET GREEN must be either
in pain, or numb, having dropped from 18th to 34th this turn, with a 1-1-0 acting as
the weight. Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning? DEEP FOREST
has turned a 1-4-0 into 35th place from 47th. Give me the recipe! I want to know
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Bulldog Inn, seeing as KRILL CAVALRY's
175-303-3 has earned them 36th place in the ranks. I understand that The Bulldog Inn
is buying the drinks for SEER KING tonight, to honor their rise to 37th after this
turns 1-4-0. Hmmm. Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to SINCE
YOU'RE GONE for their drop to 39th from 27th. A 2-3-0 can do that. BARHOPPERS must
be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 28th to 40th this turn, with a 1-4-0
acting as the weight. Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning? YA
GOTTA WINCE... has turned a 1-0-0 into 44th place from 55th. Give me the recipe!
The ANIMAL FARM guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.
You never know where this kind of thing can lead. Our condolences go out to one of
ARUAK CITY's new teams, MK-ULTRA, who unfortunately went 0-5-0. Don't worry, things
have got to get better. And let's see, THE CAPED COD fought BIG LOU and gained 22
points and contributed to FISH MONGERS III's 3-2-0. B.B. KING has lost to BODEL,
falling 17 points, while helping make THE BLUES a 3-2-0 turn. And not without some
honor, RICK DERRIS now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of ARUAK CITY. By
the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at
The Bulldog Inn?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. VELVET GREEN has cause to stand tall, as
they were ARUAK CITY's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And avoiding VELVET GREEN more than any other team we find MANIC MARVELS.
ARUAK CITY, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports
fans, take notice that PUNCH GRAN CRU from OLD BOYS CLUB was ARUAK CITY's most
challenged warrior this turn. Tsk, tsk, tsk. DIK-DIK, does your manager know you're
challenging down 28 points to fight FROSTED MUG from BARHOPPERS? We're not surprised
to hear that DIK-DIK beat FROSTED MUG, but I bet it would be interesting to hear why
KELLUMBO'S KIDS made such a challenge. In a brave attempt, TONY MCALPINE from THE
HEADCUTTERS II challenged up 22 points to fight CRISSY from the VIEW ASKEW stable.
TONY MCALPINE perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he subdued CRISSY and ended up
with 109 recognition points. RICK DERRIS of VIEW ASKEW had better have a good reason
for challenging down 12 points in a challenge which he won. I thought RICK DERRIS
showed great skill and promise when he subdued SKYWISE. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. You gotta do what you gotta do.
COLORIFIC has sent PURPLE PASSION to the Dark Arena. The deed is done. Lift the
ale, and toast the memory. A farewell moment, if you please, WILL O' THE WISP of
DEEP FOREST has been sent to the Dark Arena, and was carried out on hers shield.
Will BULLDOGS get away with B.S. having killed KAHVI of ELFQUEST? One more turn, and
the bloodfeud's over, at least officially. Is it really true that ARUAK CITY has
more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, ARUAK CITY, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in ARUAK CITY, but never good to
wear out my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my
pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RICK DERRIS 4932 17 10 0 119 VIEW ASKEW (453)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TONY MCALPINE 4948 14 12 1 109 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
-RON WEASLEY 4500 21 10 0 107 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
CONNOR MACLEOD 5532 14 9 0 104 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
-SEGALLION SUNDANCER 4600 14 12 1 101 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
HARRY POTTER 4497 19 11 0 100 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
BARK 4177 14 11 0 100 BULLDOGS (157)
SKYWISE 5687 11 10 0 100 ELFQUEST (515)
T-BONE WALKER 6068 12 5 0 99 THE BLUES (539)
-EVENING 4015 14 4 0 97 SHADOWS (380)
-ONEWOLF 5505 13 1 0 95 WOLFBROTHERS (506)
B.S. 4301 20 7 2 91 BULLDOGS (157)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLDEN MOMENT 5622 19 4 1 88 COLORIFIC (511)
-BLACK OUT 5623 18 6 0 88 COLORIFIC (511)
THE HORNED KING 5965 10 6 1 87 DEEP FOREST (533)
AXIOM 3918 9 1 0 87 ERRATA (372)
CRISSY 4993 13 9 1 86 VIEW ASKEW (453)
-DARKMANE 4097 9 6 0 84 SHADOWS (380)
GUARDIAN 3791 15 5 0 83 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363)
BODEL 4970 7 6 0 83 MANIC MARVELS (456)
-WIND RUNNER 5510 10 4 0 81 WOLFBROTHERS (506)
-CHERRY CHEETAH 5549 9 3 0 81 ANIMAL FARM (510)
TREEMAN 5963 10 8 2 79 DEEP FOREST (533)
FRED WEASLEY 4956 14 5 0 77 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
ANN GRANDE 4991 13 6 0 75 'CROSSED UP (399)
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 4856 13 17 0 75 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
LONNIE JOHNSON 4965 14 10 0 74 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
POLYESTER 5107 7 2 0 74 SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
NIXIE SEASPRITE 4992 14 9 0 70 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
-BACK-DOOR ANGEL 5198 12 7 1 70 VELVET GREEN (475)
-HADES 5338 12 6 0 70 MYTHICAL (485)
-STEEL MONKEY 5196 10 7 1 68 VELVET GREEN (475)
THE GREAT SAMARITAN 4782 16 19 0 67 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
WALL OF GLASS 5534 13 10 0 67 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEEF BULLION 4501 8 5 3 66 BULLDOGS (157)
DARIUSZ GIL 5028 9 3 0 63 'CROSSED UP (399)
SPIRAL 5440 7 3 0 63 VELVET GREEN (475)
B.B. KING 6072 10 12 2 61 THE BLUES (539)
DOG-TIRED 4467 9 4 0 61 BULLDOGS (157)
SALENA WARSMITH 5524 5 3 0 61 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
TATIANA SEASPRITE 4951 13 13 0 60 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
NILA SUNDANCER 4872 10 23 0 60 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
SERENITY 4449 15 9 1 59 CANNIBALZ (383)
KEDRO 4871 13 20 0 59 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
70 MPH ROAD RASH 5447 9 4 1 59 YA GOTTA WINCE... (497)
-BONDAGE 5819 8 4 0 59 VIC'S DUNGEON (522)
-MAKING HATS 5096 5 1 0 59 BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)
-LOWELL DARNO 4594 15 12 0 58 IMMORTALS (85)
REND 5050 10 8 0 57 U.B.O.S.M. (82)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRESIDENT CHIMP 5091 6 5 1 55 BAD HEIR DAY (463)
PRISM EYESBRITE 5531 11 12 1 54 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
-GALLOWS POLE 5496 6 1 0 53 DEADMAN'S HAND (505)
LORD BENNETT 4974 10 1 0 51 MANIC MARVELS (456)
IRON MAGRU 5397 9 5 0 51 CLUB HAMMER (491)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MORIAN 5839 6 0 2 51 ANGLES OF DEATH (524)
BLIND LEMON 6070 11 10 0 50 THE BLUES (539)
THE CAPED COD 5470 7 0 0 50 FISH MONGERS III (502)
-FUZZBALL 5101 6 4 0 50 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
CREATURE 4532 8 8 1 49 CANNIBALZ (383)
CORINE DORLAND 5374 5 3 0 49 'CROSSED UP (399)
-GUMDROP 5104 7 3 1 47 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
PERSIANA JONES 5427 5 2 0 47 SKASMONAUTS (495)
-ANDRIS NAUDUZS 5118 6 2 0 46 GIRO PELETON (436)
-KILL STEELE 5726 3 2 1 46 DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
T.S. QUINT 5020 9 12 0 45 VIEW ASKEW (453)
-LOOKING AT 5094 6 3 0 45 BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)
-ON THE RACK 5824 7 7 0 43 VIC'S DUNGEON (522)
-THE IRON YUPPIE 3954 7 5 0 43 DAMAGE, INC. (112)
TITAN 5799 6 1 0 42 MYTHICAL (485)
SUPERFICIAL HITMAN 5905 5 1 0 42 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
BIG LOU 4971 9 4 1 40 MANIC MARVELS (456)
STRONGBOW 5686 5 13 0 40 ELFQUEST (515)
-STAR CRUSHER 5154 5 5 0 40 MENS REA (471)
MEMPHIS MINNIE 6067 11 5 0 38 THE BLUES (539)
STRATEGERY 5093 6 6 0 38 BAD HEIR DAY (463)
-JUGULAR 5537 6 1 0 38 NEVERWAKE (508)
EQUALIZER 5835 5 3 0 38 CANNIBALZ (383)
GRAND MARNIER 4525 5 4 0 38 BARHOPPERS (420)
TOTALION 5648 5 4 2 37 CLUB HAMMER (491)
GOURMET COWBOY 5224 5 6 0 36 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
-WILDSIDE 5829 2 6 0 36 BRAT PACK II (523)
-FUR 5098 7 2 2 35 BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)
MOONSHADOW 5680 4 6 0 35 ELFQUEST (515)
WANDA GOBY 5471 4 3 0 35 FISH MONGERS III (502)
OPUS X 5276 3 3 0 35 OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRANFORD HAWKE 5077 7 5 0 33 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
CONEY ISLAND 5236 4 3 0 33 ABC'S (480)
KIP HARDEE 5842 4 4 0 33 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-SALVODELI'S DAD 5867 3 1 1 33 BRAT PACK II (523)
K. K. DOWNING 5655 3 5 1 33 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
OLD MAN WILLOW 5962 3 1 0 33 DEEP FOREST (533)
EDDY DEVOS 5856 4 2 0 32 'CROSSED UP (399)
SOEK 5646 3 6 0 32 CLUB HAMMER (491)
-HERMES 5318 3 2 0 32 MYTHICAL (485)
DIK-DIK 5850 5 0 1 31 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
LINERGES 4334 5 8 0 31 SEER KING (402)
IMPULSE 5797 4 3 0 31 YOUNG JUSTICE (484)
RUM RUNNER 4529 6 2 0 30 BARHOPPERS (420)
VIRTUE PUFFS 5233 5 2 1 30 MORAL FIBER (479)
IVY 4972 5 9 0 30 MANIC MARVELS (456)
FLOYDIAN CONQUEROR 4845 4 7 1 30 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363)
-NIPPLE CLAMP 5861 3 1 0 30 VIC'S DUNGEON (522)
PERNAK 4333 8 5 0 29 SEER KING (402)
-EXECUTE 5668 5 2 0 29 ..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)
-FETISH 5821 4 4 0 29 VIC'S DUNGEON (522)
G1 HUBCAP 5807 3 0 0 28 G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
-GREEN WITH ENVY 5621 3 3 0 27 COLORIFIC (511)
-#1 STUNNA 5152 5 4 1 26 MENS REA (471)
MISMOSH 5144 5 5 0 26 IMMORTALS (85)
-DOUBLE - TAP 5535 4 3 1 26 NEVERWAKE (508)
CLEARBROOK 5678 3 6 0 26 ELFQUEST (515)
DOG FASHION 5240 4 3 0 25 ABC'S (480)
GANYMEDES 5800 4 3 0 25 MYTHICAL (485)
-VORTEX 4000 3 3 1 25 DAMAGE, INC. (112)
-MOLTEN METAL 5720 3 3 0 25 DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NATIONAL BRAND 5275 2 4 0 25 OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
-BLACK OAK 5979 2 0 0 25 SHADOWS (380)
ONYX OWL 5548 5 7 0 24 ANIMAL FARM (510)
G1 IRON HIDE 5808 3 1 0 24 G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
WARDUKE 5930 2 3 0 24 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STILL LIFE 3953 5 7 1 23 DAMAGE, INC. (112)
KILLER DEAL 5261 4 6 0 23 U.B.O.S.M. (82)
-VINCENT 5729 3 0 0 23 DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
VIRTUE CHARMS 5232 6 1 0 22 MORAL FIBER (479)
-HARLIN DOBBS 5486 5 5 0 22 DEADMAN'S HAND (505)
-GARZELLI 5119 3 5 0 22 GIRO PELETON (436)
-MUSTY KOBOLD 5400 2 2 0 22 CLUB HAMMER (491)
BRI 5996 2 0 0 22 MANIC MARVELS (456)
SUMTHING DIFFERENT 6025 2 0 0 22 U.B.O.S.M. (82)
-EON MAGUS 5980 2 0 0 22 SHADOWS (380)
STONEFACE 5100 6 3 0 21 IMMORTALS (85)
LAISH 4352 4 8 1 21 SEER KING (402)
ELIZA PIGERON 5222 3 4 0 21 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
KHAKI KANGAROO 5547 3 2 0 21 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-GUN METAL 5451 2 4 1 21 DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
-BAD OMEN 3960 5 5 0 20 DAMAGE, INC. (112)
DAMASTES 4331 4 8 0 20 SEER KING (402)
-ROARK 5841 4 2 0 20 ANGLES OF DEATH (524)
-PANDEMIC 5151 4 4 0 20 MENS REA (471)
HOSS 5971 2 1 0 19 COUNTRY FELLERS (534)
ANSORGII 5990 2 0 0 19 FISH MONGERS III (502)
PROTOGENES 5250 5 3 0 18 SEER KING (402)
PUNCH GRAN CRU 5274 2 4 1 18 OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
CANDY MAKER 5237 5 2 0 17 ABC'S (480)
ANJA NOBUS 5249 4 5 0 17 'CROSSED UP (399)
FLOYDIAN KING 4980 3 3 0 17 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363)
ATHENA 5320 2 3 0 17 MYTHICAL (485)
-CROW BAR 5721 2 1 0 17 DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
FRUITY VIRTUES 5235 4 3 1 16 MORAL FIBER (479)
KALIDOR THE BOLD 5244 4 3 0 15 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
VIRTUE FLAKES 5234 4 3 0 15 MORAL FIBER (479)
G1 BLUESTREAK 5809 3 1 0 15 G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
-YOUR KIDZ 5868 2 2 1 15 BRAT PACK II (523)
METAL GUN 6015 2 0 0 15 CANNIBALZ (383)
-PALE STRIDER 5454 4 1 0 14 DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
-DERANGED 5538 3 4 1 14 NEVERWAKE (508)
-ARUAKI TRAITOR 5795 3 2 0 14 MENS REA (471)
-WOODWORKING 5921 2 0 0 14 BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)
-HELENA HANDBASKET 6016 1 0 1 14 DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
BIG JOE TURNER 6066 1 0 0 14 THE BLUES (539)
TWO FINGERS 5789 3 4 0 13 VELVET GREEN (475)
-MORENO DI BAISE 5633 3 3 0 13 GIRO PELETON (436)
-MORNING MIST 5934 2 0 0 13 WOLFBROTHERS (506)
BILLY JIM BOB 5973 2 1 0 13 COUNTRY FELLERS (534)
BONNIE RAITT 5790 3 3 0 12 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
-FENRIS 3916 2 2 0 12 ERRATA (372)
-TIMID PUPPY 5740 1 3 0 12 INGROWN TOENAIL (517)
DREIHDENBEAST 6112 1 0 0 12 U.B.O.S.M. (82)
G1 WINDCHARGER 5810 3 1 1 11 G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
G1 SIDESWIPE 5811 3 1 0 11 G1 AUTOBOTS (521)
GRANITE IRONBEARD 5929 2 3 0 11 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
BROWNIE QUEEN 5239 2 5 0 11 ABC'S (480)
CLACKERS 6047 1 0 0 11 SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
CARP 6102 1 0 0 11 FISH MONGERS III (502)
-ICY TROUSERS 5741 2 2 2 10 INGROWN TOENAIL (517)
-DOMINOE 5453 2 3 1 10 DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAPSTER 5071 2 2 0 10 IMMORTALS (85)
CTENO POMA 5864 2 4 0 10 FISH MONGERS III (502)
-P.O. BOX 22400 6023 1 0 0 10 ..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)
PURPLE PANTHER 6057 1 0 0 10 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-SACCHI 5634 2 3 0 9 GIRO PELETON (436)
VIRTUE NUTS 5904 1 3 1 9 MORAL FIBER (479)
SMEAGOL 6019 1 2 0 9 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
-MASOCHIST 5933 2 0 0 8 VIC'S DUNGEON (522)
-BLUNDER DASH 5981 1 1 1 8 INGROWN TOENAIL (517)
DOOM 5997 1 1 0 8 CANNIBALZ (383)
-LEAD 5936 2 1 0 7 DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
ROBIN 5984 2 1 0 7 YOUNG JUSTICE (484)
-EL SCORCHO 5430 1 3 1 7 SKASMONAUTS (495)
-SKULL MASTER 5452 1 4 0 7 DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
-SUBSUGATOR 5999 1 0 0 7 DAMAGE, INC. (112)
-DOC STEAL 5953 0 1 0 7 NOBODYS (486)
FLOYD OF TOPEKA 5871 1 1 0 6 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363)
-BUCKSHOT ROBERTS 5818 1 2 0 5 DEADMAN'S HAND (505)
-SKAMAKAZE 5928 1 2 0 5 SKASMONAUTS (495)
BUMPKIN 5969 1 2 0 5 COUNTRY FELLERS (534)
ALMOND ALBATROSS 6056 1 0 0 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)
PAT TRAVERS 6108 1 0 0 5 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
-ALYOSHA 5737 1 1 0 4 INGROWN TOENAIL (517)
-RISE 5817 1 1 0 4 ERRATA (372)
-19SZ3DF 3920 0 4 0 4 ERRATA (372)
-DEATHBRINGER 3919 0 4 0 4 ERRATA (372)
-HOT PANTS 5739 0 4 0 4 INGROWN TOENAIL (517)
FROSTED MUG 6028 0 2 0 4 BARHOPPERS (420)
-BLOOD MONKEY 5858 0 3 0 3 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
TAKEEYLA 6049 0 2 0 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
-DISMEMBERS ONLY 5788 0 3 0 3 YA GOTTA WINCE... (497)
DEAD 5972 0 3 0 3 COUNTRY FELLERS (534)
CINTRON SYVOK 6050 0 2 0 2 IMMORTALS (85)
-ATOMIC ORANGE 5429 0 2 0 2 SKASMONAUTS (495)
QUADRA SHOT 6027 0 2 0 2 BARHOPPERS (420)
-POOKIE 6043 0 1 0 1 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
BORG ELFSLAYER 5114 0 1 0 1 MK-ULTRA (467)
-HAYABUSA 6022 0 1 0 1 ..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)
FALCO THE SWIFT 5115 0 1 0 1 MK-ULTRA (467)
-I.K.R.S. 6021 0 1 0 1 ..*..SUNGOD..*.. (513)
-VERMINAARD 5948 0 1 0 1 CLUB HAMMER (491)
VANESA SKARR 5112 0 1 0 1 MK-ULTRA (467)
TES BLADESINGER 5116 0 1 0 1 MK-ULTRA (467)
LEATHERNECK 5113 0 1 0 1 MK-ULTRA (467)
-LIQUOR GOOD 6020 0 1 0 1 BEAVERS ARE FOR (464)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ABE LINCOLN 5238 2 4 0 ABC'S 480 TOTALION 5648 475
JAGERMEISTER 6048 0 1 0 BARHOPPERS 420 SHEWISH GIANT 489 477 NONE
PROBLEM CHILD 5863 2 1 0 BRAT PACK II 523 70 MPH ROAD RASH 5447 473 NOT REVE
PURPLE PASSION 5624 18 18 1 COLORIFIC 511 WURM KIN 495 477 NONE
FEELIN' BLUE 6012 0 1 0 COLORIFIC 511 VIRTUE NUTS 5904 477
JOE DIRT 6058 0 2 0 COUNTRY FELLERS 534 SHEWISH GIANT 489 477 NONE
WILL O' THE WISP 5960 7 9 2 DEEP FOREST 533 BANDIT PRINCE 493 477 NONE
GREY SQUIRREL 5961 0 2 0 DEEP FOREST 533 SHEWISH GIANT 489 477 NONE
KAHVI 5690 12 7 0 ELFQUEST 515 B.S. 4301 474
BRIN SAUGER 5472 0 5 0 FISH MONGERS III 502 MORIAN 5839 474
OXLY RHINCUS 5473 2 2 0 FISH MONGERS III 502 MORIAN 5839 473 NOT REVE
DEAD WEAKLING 6101 0 1 0 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB 363 SPYMASTER 490 477 NONE
SOCIAL ENGINEER 6032 0 3 0 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 253 WURM KIN 495 477 NONE
CHOPSTICK SURGEO 5649 3 2 0 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 253 SERENITY 4449 474
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHARLIE WEASLEY 5801 2 2 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 418 GUMDROP 5104 473 NOT REVE
FERONA HEARTFUL 5099 1 3 0 IMMORTALS 85 HELENA HANDBASKE 6016 475
JUDGE 6105 0 1 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 526 DEVELLAN JARA 491 477 NONE
WIMPY 6106 0 1 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 526 WURM KIN 495 477 NONE
DIRTY SANCHEZ 5848 1 1 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 526 ICY TROUSERS 5741 474 REVENGED
DRACO 5849 1 3 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 526 BIG LOU 4971 476
STRIPEY 5851 0 1 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 526 ICY TROUSERS 5741 473 REVENGED
DUMB ROCKY 5257 0 9 0 KRILL CAVALRY 374 FUR 5098 475
DUGMO 5372 3 3 0 MANIC MARVELS 456 #1 STUNNA 5152 473 REVENGED
JACKAL 5366 3 1 0 NOBODYS 486 KILL STEELE 5726 474
THUNDERSTORM 5879 1 2 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 375 YOUR KIDZ 5868 473 NOT REVE
ENRON 5213 4 4 0 SINCE YOU'RE GONE 466 WURM KIN 495 477 NONE
RUBIX CUBE 6045 0 1 0 SINCE YOU'RE GONE 466 BANDIT PRINCE 493 477 NONE
BOB HOPE 6046 0 1 0 SINCE YOU'RE GONE 466 WURM KIN 495 477 NONE
WIGGLE 5243 2 1 0 SNUGGLEBUNNIES 465 VORTEX 4000 473 REVENGED
SNOOKIE 6014 0 1 0 SNUGGLEBUNNIES 465 BLUNDER DASH 5981 475
SUMTHING AWFUL 6054 0 2 0 U.B.O.S.M. 82 HIGH ELF 487 477 NONE
JERSEY 6104 0 1 0 VIEW ASKEW 453 HIGH ELF 487 477 NONE
GILI 6103 0 1 0 VIEW ASKEW 453 HIGH ELF 487 477 NONE
SNOOCHIE BOOCHIE 5540 4 4 0 VIEW ASKEW 453 STEEL MONKEY 5196 476
PERSONAL ADS
Big Lou -- Riiiiigggghhhhttttt. That was a fair matchup. -- Detective Kellumbo
Dead -- Well, almost. Maybe next time. -- Smeagol
Khaki Kangaroo -- Hey now, I looked pretty good there if I do say so myself! -- Dik-
Dik
Bri -- Sigh. -- Takeeyla, your African Princess Warrior
Position? Position, Tankesh? Do I have a "... position on the whole thing here in
Aruak ...?" of course I have a position; I have one on everything. My position--
insignificant competition, silly defenders, stupid invaders, blase' neutrals, yada,
yada, yada. So what's YOUR position--on something important--like freedom of speech,
or war, or the death penalty, or aliens from outer space (especially purple ones), or
politics, or blondes, etc, etc. -- One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flyin' Purple People Eater,
Proud Colorific Manager
Crissy, you lucky Bimbo. Pulled that one out of your hefty bottom, did you? Watch
your back, you underdeveloped soccer mom. -- Golden Moment, Proud Colorific
Convicted Assassin? Sure, I'll take a tough fight any day. Beats easy victories
over the fluffball defenders and invaders. I LIKE a challenge. -- Black Out, Proud
Colorific
Tankesh -- Insignificant describes a whole lot of what is going on in this burg.
Looks like it may have used to be a pretty classy place, but there sure has been an
influx of riff-raff. A booming economy isn't always a great thing for everyone. --
Black Out, Proud Colorific
Kennelworth -- You pansy manager of pups and calves, we are coming after you. --
Purple People Eater & The Colorifics
Bark -- Wow!! What a great warrior you are. I mean, I know how much effort it took
for you to beat another warrior that has less than half of your FE. That must have
been some challenge. Of course, from the looks of your record, you aren't really
that good, or you'd be winning a lot more than 50% of your fights. What do you have
to do? Pay off someone at the commission in order to make sure you "randomly"
matchup with glads that you think you can beat? I'm sure if you put out the effort
it requires to train well, then you wouldn't have to result to such things. Of
course, you're probably just lazy and don't want to take the time, so you do it the
easiest way possible. -- Grand Marnier
Tankesh -- I don't think it's a lack of bragging, I think it's more of a annoying
silence. I mean, you all expect for the "invaders" to talk smack, so why do it? Why
give in to what the "majority" of the arena wants? That would be too easy. It'll
come, just not when you expect it. -- Apex
Mino and Animal Farm -- Condolences on your losses. Good luck with your
replacements. -- Adie
No Duelmaster! Oh no, does that mean no free beer the next two weeks at the Bulldog
Inn? Hey, Kennelworth, how about one round on the house for all gladiators? -- Adie
B.S. -- I think you're right! Suddenly, our teams hardly ever match against each
other, and with so many other easier targets, we never challenge each other. Talk
about easy. My record has actually stayed steady as my puds fight at 50%. If the
RUGS bless me, watch out! -- Tankesh
Rillion -- You're taking a lot of heat, buddy. Maybe you could get Godric to give
you a break and talk down to the invaders. Then again, perhaps you thrive on
throwing it back in their faces. Go get'em, bro! -- Tankesh
All -- We're down to 60 teams now. Where are you all fleeing to? -- Tankesh
Snaggles -- I'm the wuss, when I beat you? What world are you from! In a few turns,
perhaps I will still be the better. Don't make promises you aren't sure you can
keep. -- Kalidor
Youngblood -- I am sure you told me your team, and you're right I could look up your
alliance mates. I just haven't bothered. If it's any consolation, I do now remember
your team name from one of the emails you sent me. Happy now? BTW, I'm sorry you
wasted your challenges but I didn't run last turn or this one either. I will be
back, but I hate to be obvious about when your challenges might go through and when
they'd fall on empty space. -- TigToad
Tankesh -- Why thank you, sir. Unfortunately, my warriors are finding the personal
ads to be a less dangerous place to fight. I'll kick their behinds here and be back
quite soon. -- TigToad
Apex -- I do humbly apologize then if I had your intentions wrong. -- TigToad
Hushpuppy & Dreihdensmurf -- Congratulations on getting your invite and immortality.
-- TigToad
Lonnie Johnson -- Remind me to get shoes without leaden soles for the next fight. I
don't care what the salesman says this time. -- Kedro
P.S. Last time, he told me the lead soles would help me avoid knockdowns. Maybe so,
but that's not the only way to lose a fight!
Grand Marnier -- Are you sure it's a good idea to get sloshed right before the fight?
Even on such classy stuff. -- Nila Sundancer
Floydian King -- Any relation to Floydada? It's a place, but it was a couple of
people first. -- Kip Hardee
B.S. -- I dunno, maybe the influx is good for Aruak City and maybe it isn't, but from
my point of view, it's gotten boring here. Which is why I'm not replacing deaths--
just let the team fade away, you know. -- Leeta
P.S. Oh, sure, there are plenty of FIGHTS, but I can see FIGHTS anywhere.
The Umbrella Man -- Don't know if the questions were addressed generally, but:
blathering has a lot of soap in it, blithering is very cold, and blethering is just
pathetic. Incomplete blathering is soapy but does not work well in hard or alkaline
water. Complete blathering works anywhere. -- Leeta
Adie -- For s'mores, yes. Count on me. -- Leeta
P.S. I think I may be booked to bring oatmeal cookies to the next winter FtF,
though. Less wheat and no marshmallows is also good. Raisins and pecans, yes!
To whom in concerns -- The jeer is "You couldn't hit the broad side of a Unicron."
Big planet sized robot. -- All G1 Autobots
Tankesh -- My perspective comes from my research, several months ago, of where I
would start a new team. I've been reading the Duelmaster turn posts on the website
for quite some time. I chose this arena first when a friend said he had a team here.
Second because it seemed it would be less costly to try and reach the Isle. The last
reason is when this "contest" nonsense started. I believed at first it would be fun
to defend Aruak. But the more that is written each turn the less I think of both
sides. I've tried to abide by the "house rules" and have managed to notch up a kill.
I read my turn statements and notice a lot of vital hits when there should be less.
So I wonder if some random accidental kill could have started some past feuds.
Therefore, I will not choose sides. They seem to be alike. Filtered down they both
seem to say "conform or else." Your statements about weeds and respect and warnings
help illustrate this. -- TelatranOne
Two Fingers -- Talk about momentum change. I wasn't sure that lucky shot would pay
off. -- G1 Hubcap
Social Engineer -- Don't worry your gears teethless. I'm sure your manager wouldn't
dark arena you...yet. -- G1 Iron Hide
Mismosh -- Good luck on your way to the Isle. Next time we meet, may you at least
attack me. -- G1 Bluestreak
Dreihdensmurf -- Salute! You beat me fair and square. You are the man! (Er ah,
werecat, I mean). -- B.S.
Indeed, congratulations to Dreihdensmurf, the real Duelmaster. Drinks are on me at
the Bulldog, U.B.O.S.M., before your Lord Protector heads off to the isle. --
Kennelworth, Proprietor
Fuzzball -- You cute little snuggle bunny, you, I had a terrific time showing what a
real warrior thinks. I wish we both had learned more. -- Beef Fullion
On The Rack -- You've got that tired look. Oh, I did that to you? Well, maybe you
need some viagra or something. And maybe some prune juice for your boss? -- Dog-
Tired
Connor Macleod -- A salute to you for your victory. I bow to your great skill and
talent. Give my regards to your manager. -- Hushpuppy
Serenity -- It was my day. Luck was with me. "Some days you get the dog; some days
the dog gets you." Send my cheeriest bow wows to your teammates and boss. -- Bark
All, the final stats on Hughpuppy are: 15(+2)-21(+2)-13-11(+2)-20(+2)-5(+1)-10(+2)
TP; Low/Mod/Medium Shield Parry Tactic/Initiative routines, 22-15-0 arena; 18-12
tournaments with one T.V. -- Kennelworth of Bulldogs
Tankesh -- Why thank you for the comments. Things do seem to be flowing well (for
now) for Mino and me and our teams. -- Kennelworth
Rillion/Godric -- I thought your personal to Spirit Chaser/Doc Steele was crass. I
must admit that I enjoyed every minute of it. -- Kennelworth
Dik-Dik -- Naughty, naughty. Perhaps I will not always be that easy. -- Khaki
Kangaroo
Hey, Vic's Dungeon, that bondage thing was neat fun. I loved being the one on top.
-- Cherry Cheetah
Gourmet Cowboy -- I don't believe I was ever in that fight. You gourmeted my
feathers with ease, champ. Salute. -- Onyx Owl
QOW -- Is a triple 15 on any character's stats a "cursed" thing to do? I was told
that any character would be severely cursed if they had three fifteens. -- Dagan
Lifegiver
QOW -- What kind of team should you have if you want it to be a tournament training
team? What type of stats, etc.? Also, where is a good place to train them? -- Dagan
Lifegiver
QOW -- Does anyone know where I can find a copy of the legendary Enchiridion produced
by Pagan if I don't have access to a computer? If so, please diplo me in DM 93, 45
or 52. -- Dagan Lifegiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (93), Pop Star (45), D Team (52)
Killer Deal -- Such little work for me to add a mark in the "W" column. I think it
was a bargain. Some might even say it was a killer deal. -- Hoss
Warduke -- You beat me down and still the crowd was booing you. Tough crowd. --
Bumpkin
Cteno Pomo -- I didn't mean to hit you while you were down. What I meant to do
was.... OK, I did mean to hit you while you were down. -- Billy Jim Bob
31 October 2003
Come one, come all, to the greatest contest in Alastari! The Third Annual Turf
War will be in North Fork (DM 47) starting in about 6-7 turns.... C'mon and get your
team some experience, and get declared!
More info available in North Fork's newsletter.
Bloody Sands. -- Asmo Dius, TCB
13 November 2003
Let it be known far and wide, that the Warrior TUM 18-7380, the Champions Runner-Up
for the recent Tournament, is managed by none other than Shocking Toad. I named this
fabulous warrior after my friend and mentor, TUM, a.k.a. Don! Sorry TUM didn't get
me my first TC; however, a runner-up with all those sandbaggers is pretty impressive,
if I do say so myself. -- Shocking Toad, The Manager
13 November 2003
All -- This is to announce that I am no longer a member of the Vendetta Cartel
Alliance. I have enjoyed my time there, and I've made some great friends. Their
company will be missed, but they will endure. I wish them well. -- Apex
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PURPLE PASSION was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WILL O' THE WISP was dispatched by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ENRON was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JOE DIRT was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SOCIAL ENGINEER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUMTHING AWFUL was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
GREY SQUIRREL was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JERSEY was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
JUDGE was easily killed by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
WIMPY was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
GILI was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a action packed 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DEAD WEAKLING was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
RUBIX CUBE was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute Dark Arena bout.
BOB HOPE was murdered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena match.
JAGERMEISTER was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
GANYMEDES was devastated by LINERGES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
RICK DERRIS defeated SKYWISE in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
HUSHPUPPY viciously subdued HARRY POTTER in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
TONY MCALPINE devastated CRISSY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BARK savagely defeated THE HORNED KING in a 2 minute gory veteran's Challenge bout.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA was viciously subdued by GUARDIAN in a 2 minute competition.
ANN GRANDE overpowered PRESIDENT CHIMP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DARIUSZ GIL was savagely defeated by TREEMAN in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
POLYESTER bested THE GREAT SAMARITAN in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
T.S. QUINT defeated OPUS X in a action packed 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
DOG-TIRED luckily beat KEDRO in a popular 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
SPIRAL demolished PRISM EYESBRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CORINE DORLAND lost to 70 MPH ROAD RASH in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
ANJA NOBUS was overpowered by STRATEGERY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DIK-DIK viciously subdued FROSTED MUG in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge bout.
PERSIANA JONES vanquished STRONGBOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
IVY was beaten by GRAND MARNIER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
BRANFORD HAWKE overpowered PERNAK in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
IMPULSE handily defeated LAISH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TWO FINGERS was viciously subdued by WARDUKE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
ONYX OWL was savagely defeated by SOEK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match.
SMEAGOL was unbelievably bested by PUNCH GRAN CRU in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DEAD was demolished by ANSORGII in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
HOSS lost to GOURMET COWBOY in a 4 minute novice vs. expert Challenge bout.
BILLY JIM BOB was overpowered by TOTALION in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
TAKEEYLA was unbelievably bested by METAL GUN in a 5 minute novice's Challenge duel.
BUMPKIN was vanquished by KILLER DEAL in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge duel.
CONNOR MACLEOD handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
B.S. was outlasted by T-BONE WALKER in a unpopular 29 minute gruesome veteran's brawl.
B.B. KING was handily defeated by BODEL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
FRED WEASLEY savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a popular 8 minute veteran's duel.
GOLDEN MOMENT overpowered NILA SUNDANCER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BEEF BULLION was luckily beaten by LONNIE JOHNSON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
AXIOM demolished REND in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SERENITY was beaten by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's conflict.
MEMPHIS MINNIE was overpowered by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLIND LEMON subdued WANDA GOBY in a 1 minute brawl.
OLD MAN WILLOW was luckily beaten by SUPERFICIAL HITMAN in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
LORD BENNETT bested FLOYDIAN CONQUEROR in a 2 minute brawl.
BIG LOU was beaten by THE CAPED COD in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TATIANA SEASPRITE devastated EQUALIZER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
EDDY DEVOS was outwaited by IRON MAGRU in a unpopular 14 minute brutal conflict.
CREATURE overpowered NATIONAL BRAND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RUM RUNNER was outlasted by TITAN in a monotonous 17 minute bloody conflict.
G1 WINDCHARGER was overpowered by KIP HARDEE in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DAMASTES was bested by MISMOSH in a 2 minute match.
G1 BLUESTREAK was vanquished by CONEY ISLAND in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOONSHADOW overpowered PROTOGENES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FRUITY VIRTUES was vanquished by K. K. DOWNING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VIRTUE PUFFS subdued KALIDOR THE BOLD in a 2 minute battle.
BONNIE RAITT was unbelievably bested by VIRTUE CHARMS in a slow 14 minute fight.
CLEARBROOK demolished BROWNIE QUEEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
KHAKI KANGAROO outlasted CANDY MAKER in a tiring 20 minute match.
ATHENA was savagely defeated by BRI in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
CTENO POMA lost to DOG FASHION in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
VIRTUE FLAKES was viciously subdued by G1 IRON HIDE in a 7 minute brutal match.
ELIZA PIGERON viciously subdued GRANITE IRONBEARD in a exciting 8 minute gory brawl.
STONEFACE defeated FLOYD OF TOPEKA in a 2 minute duel.
FLOYDIAN KING was unbelievably bested by G1 HUBCAP in a 2 minute bloody match.
DOOM was viciously subdued by BIG JOE TURNER in a popular 4 minute beginner's match.
ROBIN was handily defeated by SUMTHING DIFFERENT in a 6 minute uneven match.
QUADRA SHOT was demolished by CARP in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VIRTUE NUTS savagely slew FEELIN' BLUE in a 1 minute brutal novice's struggle.
G1 SIDESWIPE defeated LEATHERNECK in a 3 minute brutal novice's fray.
CINTRON SYVOK was handily defeated by DREIHDENBEAST in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PURPLE PANTHER demolished VANESA SKARR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ALMOND ALBATROSS won victory over BORG ELFSLAYER in a 3 minute beginner's match.
CLACKERS handily defeated TES BLADESINGER in a 1 minute uneven match.
FALCO THE SWIFT was beaten by PAT TRAVERS in a 3 minute novice's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 29 TOTAL PARRY 165 - 104 - 2 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 28 WALL OF STEEL 74 - 66 - 2 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 21 PARRY-LUNGE 54 - 51 - 3 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 18 LUNGING ATTACK 201 - 239 - 18 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 STRIKING ATTACK 119 - 155 - 10 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 SLASHING ATTACK 113 - 165 - 11 41 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 BASHING ATTACK 78 - 115 - 7 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 PARRY-STRIKE 36 - 54 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 42 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 AIMED BLOW 33 - 81 - 4 29 |
Turn 477 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 10 5 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 9 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 3 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 8 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 14 - 14 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 20 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 7
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY RICK DERRIS 4932 17 10 0 119 VIEW ASKEW (453)
LUNGING ATTACK TONY MCALPINE 4948 14 12 1 109 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
PARRY-LUNGE CONNOR MACLEOD 5532 14 9 0 104 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
WALL OF STEEL HARRY POTTER 4497 19 11 0 100 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
SLASHING ATTACK BARK 4177 14 11 0 100 BULLDOGS (157)
BASHING ATTACK AXIOM 3918 9 1 0 87 ERRATA (372)
STRIKING ATTACK TREEMAN 5963 10 8 2 79 DEEP FOREST (533)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FRED WEASLEY 4956 14 5 0 77 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
PARRY-STRIKE LONNIE JOHNSON 4965 14 10 0 74 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
AIMED BLOW BLIND LEMON 6070 11 10 0 50 THE BLUES (539)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TONY MCALPINE 4948. The most popular warrior this
turn was SOEK 5646. The ten other most popular fighters were ELIZA PIGERON 5222,
HARRY POTTER 4497, GRANITE IRONBEARD 5929, DIK-DIK 5850, FRED WEASLEY 4956, BIG JOE
TURNER 6066, THE GREAT SAMARITAN 4782, OPUS X 5276, BRANFORD HAWKE 5077, and TAKEEYLA
6049.
The least popular fighter this week was T-BONE WALKER 6068. The other ten least
popular fighters were B.S. 4301, CANDY MAKER 5237, KHAKI KANGAROO 5547, IRON MAGRU
5397, TITAN 5799, VIRTUE CHARMS 5232, RUM RUNNER 4529, EDDY DEVOS 5856, BONNIE RAITT
5790, and VIRTUE FLAKES 5234.
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
HUSHPUPPY (11-4045) BULLDOGS (157)