DUE1MASTERS NEWSLETTER Date : 04/30/2004 Duedate: 05/13/2004 ARUAK CITY ARENA DM-11 TURN-488 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS NIXIE SEASPRITE SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) (11-4992) [19-15-0,103] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader BODEL GLADIATORZ MANIC MARVELS (456) INQUISITION GC 03 (519) (11-4970) [11-9-0,116] (11-5771) [3-4-0,32] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite BARK BARK BULLDOGS (157) BULLDOGS (157) (11-4177) [20-16-0,86] (11-4177) [20-16-0,86] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 75 2. WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535) 49 COLORIFIC (511) 3. MYTHICAL (485) 41 Unchartered Team 4. MORAL FIBER (479) 39 5. SKASMONAUTS (495) 32 KHANS OF CALAMITY (549) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511) 146 77 3 65.5 1/ 4 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) 9 3 0 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510) 882 527 32 62.6 2/ 1 BULLDOGS (157) 9 5 2 3/ 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418) 111 75 6 59.7 3/ 5 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) 9 6 0 4/ 4 MANIC MARVELS (456) 55 39 2 58.5 4/ 2 THE BLUES (539) 9 6 0 5- 5 SHADOWS (380) 58 46 1 55.8 5/ 8 MYTHICAL (485) 8 2 1 6/ 7 MYTHICAL (485) 198 158 7 55.6 6/ 9 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) 7 4 0 7/ 6 BULLDOGS (157) 718 574 25 55.6 7/ 6 ELFQUEST (515) 7 5 0 8/ 9 WAR-C-KERS (345) 122 99 5 55.2 8/19 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 7 7 0 9/ 8 THE BLUES (539) 223 182 10 55.1 9/ 7 MORAL FIBER (479) 7 7 0 10/11 MORAL FIBER (479) 48 41 5 53.9 10/12 ANIMAL FARM (510) 6 1 0 11/ 0 YOUNG JUSTICE (484) 127 109 9 53.8 11/ 3 BRAT PACK II (523) 6 8 1 12/16 ASIAN LANCEHEADS (457) 9 8 0 52.9 12/10 ABC'S (480) 6 8 0 13/12 NEVERWAKE (508) 30 28 4 51.7 13/29*WHEN DOGMA FAILS I (535) 5 5 0 14/13 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) 611 582 17 51.2 14/13 SEER KING (402) 5 9 1 15-14 VELVET GREEN (475) 72 69 7 51.1 15/24 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) 4 3 0 16/15 ELFQUEST (515) 169 164 8 50.8 16/18*KHANS OF CALAMITY (549) 4 6 0 17/17 BAD HEIR DAY (463) 34 34 2 50.0 17/11 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) 4 9 1 18/20 THE LIVING DEAD (454) 53 55 4 49.1 18-21 SHADOWS (380) 3 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/19 IMMORTALS (85) 773 817 60 48.6 19/22 THE LIVING DEAD (454) 3 3 1 20/22 ABC'S (480) 38 41 2 48.1 20/16 MANIC MARVELS (456) 3 3 0 21/18 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) 79 87 4 47.6 21-14 CLUB HAMMER (491) 3 5 1 22/ 0 VIEW ASKEW (453) 77 85 3 47.5 22/23 IMMORTALS (85) 3 6 0 23-21 CLUB HAMMER (491) 37 41 3 47.4 23/26 ASIAN LANCEHEADS (457) 2 1 0 24/26 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 145 166 6 46.6 24/15 BAD HEIR DAY (463) 2 1 0 25-24*DRAGON JUNKIES S.S (498) 13 15 5 46.4 25-17 VELVET GREEN (475) 2 1 0 26/25 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) 234 271 11 46.3 26/31 WAR-C-KERS (345) 2 1 0 27/29 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) 35 41 3 46.1 27/ 0 VIEW ASKEW (453) 2 2 0 28/ 0 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) 19 23 0 45.2 28/33 SKASMONAUTS (495) 2 4 0 29/23*KHANS OF CALAMITY (549) 9 11 0 45.0 29/30 NEVERWAKE (508) 2 4 0 30/28 SEER KING (402) 51 64 5 44.3 30/28 OLD BOYS CLUB (483) 2 6 0 31-30 BARHOPPERS (420) 19 25 0 43.2 31-20 BARHOPPERS (420) 1 1 0 32/27 BRAT PACK II (523) 22 30 3 42.3 32/ 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418) 1 2 1 33/31 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) 26 37 1 41.3 33/35 COLORIFIC (511) 1 2 0 34/32 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 179 315 3 36.2 34/32*INQUISITION GC 03 (519) 1 2 0 35/37*WHEN DOGMA FAILS I (535) 5 9 0 35.7 35/25 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 1 2 0 36/34 OLD BOYS CLUB (483) 19 35 2 35.2 36/ 0*NOBODYS (486) 1 2 0 37/36*INQUISITION GC 03 (519) 3 6 0 33.3 37/ 0 YOUNG JUSTICE (484) 1 4 0 38/35 SKASMONAUTS (495) 13 29 1 31.0 38/34*HEART OF THE GODS (482) 0 7 0 39/ 0*NOBODYS (486) 7 17 0 29.2 39-37*DRAGON JUNKIES S.S (498) 0 1 0 40/38*HEART OF THE GODS (482) 0 7 0 0.0 40/ 0 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 242): CLOSED MIND of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 487): B.B. KING of THE BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 487): HYDE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 480): SKEEMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): KID ROCK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): XYLZ AREE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 477): SAPPER of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 472): CHERKO of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 438): SUSAN STO HELIT of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 431): TORA HAMLIN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): DODGER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 190): GRIM GLADIOLA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 335): GUMMI GHOUL of THE UPSTARTS III (Anti, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 325): FREAN of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 145): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 372): MONICA VIRTUESHIELD of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE from ARUAK CITY (JRK, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 242): LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 487): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 487): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 480): none DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 477): WARCKERS (Papaiz, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 472): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 438): WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 431): MEMPHIS MAFIA (Bookie, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 190): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 335): LOCK-OUT (Elephant, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 325): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 145): CASTLE BLACK (Shadowgate, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 372): SUNNYDALE, etc. (LHI, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 242): CLOSED MIND of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.) (turn 241): MELTDOWN of X-FORCE (Savant, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 485): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 487): HYDE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.) (turn 486): BLACK HEART SEEKER of CEASE TO EXIST (Sceptre, mgr.) 10% VIGORISH of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 480): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): KID ROCK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): XYLZ AREE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.) (turn 475): LANCE of POWER AND FATE (Sceptre, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 477): SAPPER of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.) OMNIBOOK 500 of AT WORK (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 472): CHERKO of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.) BLOODY MOUTH of BLOOD OATH (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.) (turn 471): DUMB, DUMB of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.) HELL'S WHISPER of PERFECT HARMONY (Sceptre, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 437): CMOT DIBBLER of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.) JOPHAN of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): DODGER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.) (turn 423): PURPLE SASH of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 335): WINKER X of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.) (turn 334): LIGHTNING IX of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 144): LOKI of ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Well here I am for another cycle as your duelmaster. Steel Monkey showed up this cycle but unfortunately T-Bone was unable to best him so the bloodfeud will continue for one more cycle. Unfortunatley our options are rather limited so he will be trying again. Bark, good try. Perhaps you should try coffee. This cycle I will be challenging Nixie Seasprite and avoiding Velvet Green for the same reason as last cycle. Why I Sing the Blues You all have been wonderin', Wonderin' why I sing the blues You all have been wonderin', Wonderin' why I sing the blues Yeah you just listen And say you're me instead of you Ah you won't to or you do get married To someone for the rest of your life Ah you won't to or you do get married To someone for the rest of your life Yes and there is always someone else Whenever you out of sight You get the affection of a servant The kindness of a slave You get the affection of a servant The kindness of a slave Yeah you get the love of a dog That can't even hear a word you say I try to say something people Something just to pacify I try to say something people Something just to pacify I might not have lived right all of my life But people please believe me I've tried B.B. King SPY REPORT Welcome ARUAK CITY. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Bein' on top is great while it lasts, BULLDOGS. But how many friends do you have now? Who can explain it? Not you, not me, not THE HEADCUTTERS II's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 19th to 8th. You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge... WHEN DOGMA FAILS II moved up 16 places, to 13th. It seems so recently people were saying ANIMAL FARM was washed up, finished. But 3-1-0 moved them up 2. I guess they're washed no more... What's with K. K. DOWNING? He actually beat THE BLUES' MEMPHIS MINNIE, and walked away with 28 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at THE HEADCUTTERS II while they watched K. K. DOWNING clobber MEMPHIS MINNIE. She lost 19 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. See how the Duelmaster challenged SCARLET KNIGHTS' NIXIE SEASPRITE? That sort of initiative is how he got where he is now. I'm sure ARUAK CITY is excited about NIXIE SEASPRITE, the new Duelmaster from SCARLET KNIGHTS. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners. No matter the time or place, men will always duel. The most avoided team was SEER KING. Management must be dealin', as the boys at BULLDOGS ain't reelin'! SEER KING's mad! What do people see in GLADIATORZ? His 3-4-0? INQUISITION GC 03 ain't talkin', but he's got 32 points. Fighting is a better craft than farming, TENDERLOIN, but you have to pay your dues. Being challenged by DOG FASHION, 22 points above you, is dues. I have to get this off my chest. What a low dog, DOG FASHION! He can't set himself up in a real match. I was sorry to see TENDERLOIN lose. FUZZBALL expects the easy win by going 17 points down. ALBINO RAINBOW will find this a hard lesson! FUZZBALL left the match looking worse than when he went in, after ALBINO RAINBOW, with a 2-3-0, walked all over him. PERNAK of SEER KING knows how to pick 'em. He challenged STRONGBOW of ELFQUEST who is up by 21. Now was this a wise move? PERNAK perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he lost to STRONGBOW and ended up with 68 recognition points. A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters don't accept this. The best do. Who will dare fight DA SCUM, after it returned from the Dark Arena? (For the record 2-0-2 is 53, and has it points) DOG-TIRED killed FRUITY VIRTUES, and expects revenge from MORAL FIBER. The dead are better off dead--they have no worries. CLEARBROOK, with hers forgettable 8-12-0, was killed by HERMES in a forgettable match. ELFQUEST didn't seem to mind very much. We all knew it had to happen sooner or later. A warrior can't stick around with a 15-19-1, and DRAGULA easily took care of PRISM EYESBRITE. WARDUKE was plum wore out after BIG JOE TURNER pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud. SCARLET KNIGHTS II'll have to get a little better before going after BIG JOE TURNER again! How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go... Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt. The end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NIXIE SEASPRITE 4992 19 15 0 103 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -STEEL MONKEY 5196 15 7 2 151 VELVET GREEN (475) BODEL 4970 11 9 0 116 MANIC MARVELS (456) DOG-TIRED 4467 16 7 1 110 BULLDOGS (157) BEEF BULLION 4501 15 8 3 110 BULLDOGS (157) TONY MCALPINE 4948 17 20 1 109 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) -THE GREAT SAMARITAN 4782 18 22 0 108 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) -RON WEASLEY 4500 21 10 0 107 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418) SUPERBEAST 4943 12 13 1 100 THE LIVING DEAD (454) LONNIE JOHNSON 4965 19 16 0 97 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) DRAGULA 4942 17 8 1 97 THE LIVING DEAD (454) -EVENING 4015 14 4 0 97 SHADOWS (380) -SPIRAL 5440 10 5 0 96 VELVET GREEN (475) K. K. DOWNING 5655 8 11 1 96 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) STRONGBOW 5686 12 17 0 94 ELFQUEST (515) B.B. KING 6072 17 16 3 92 THE BLUES (539) -LORD BENNETT 4974 14 2 0 91 MANIC MARVELS (456) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -INGRATE WHITE CREEP 4377 10 6 0 90 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) T-BONE WALKER 6068 19 9 0 89 THE BLUES (539) WALL OF GLASS 5534 18 16 0 88 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) SKYWISE 5687 14 18 0 88 ELFQUEST (515) TATIANA SEASPRITE 4951 19 18 0 87 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) CRISSY 4993 18 12 1 87 VIEW ASKEW (453) BARK 4177 20 16 0 86 BULLDOGS (157) -BLACK OUT 5623 20 8 0 86 COLORIFIC (511) STRATEGERY 5093 9 9 0 86 BAD HEIR DAY (463) CHINESE HABU 4986 9 6 0 84 ASIAN LANCEHEADS (457) -DARKMANE 4097 9 6 0 84 SHADOWS (380) -FRED WEASLEY 4956 16 6 0 83 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418) JUGULAR 5537 10 2 0 83 NEVERWAKE (508) CHERRY CHEETAH 5549 15 6 0 82 ANIMAL FARM (510) -IRON MAGRU 5397 15 8 0 82 CLUB HAMMER (491) PERSIANA JONES 5427 9 5 0 82 SKASMONAUTS (495) MEMPHIS MINNIE 6067 19 8 0 76 THE BLUES (539) LOWELL DARNO 4594 17 15 0 73 IMMORTALS (85) NILA SUNDANCER 4872 14 30 0 72 KRILL CAVALRY (374) VIRTUE PUFFS 5233 12 6 1 71 MORAL FIBER (479) GANYMEDES 5800 10 6 0 71 MYTHICAL (485) DOUBLE - TAP 5535 9 3 1 71 NEVERWAKE (508) DOG FASHION 5240 8 5 2 71 ABC'S (480) -BACK-DOOR ANGEL 5198 12 7 1 70 VELVET GREEN (475) -HADES 5338 12 6 0 70 MYTHICAL (485) DIK-DIK 5850 11 5 1 69 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) PERNAK 4333 13 11 1 68 SEER KING (402) SALENA WARSMITH 5524 9 10 1 68 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SYRLANIA 6107 7 4 0 66 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) HERMES 5318 7 4 1 63 MYTHICAL (485) PRESIDENT CHIMP 5091 10 7 1 62 BAD HEIR DAY (463) GRANITE IRONBEARD 5929 8 8 1 61 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) -RUM RUNNER 4529 10 3 0 60 BARHOPPERS (420) -LAND OF FLUSH 4373 7 10 0 60 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) -KHAKI KANGAROO 5547 10 4 1 59 ANIMAL FARM (510) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OPUS X 5276 8 9 1 59 OLD BOYS CLUB (483) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SUPERFICIAL HITMAN 5905 10 7 0 56 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) BIG LOU 4971 11 6 2 55 MANIC MARVELS (456) LAISH 4352 9 14 1 54 SEER KING (402) LINERGES 4334 10 12 1 53 SEER KING (402) DA SCUM 6149 2 0 2 53 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418) TITAN 5799 12 4 0 52 MYTHICAL (485) VIRTUE CHARMS 5232 12 6 0 52 MORAL FIBER (479) -MUSTY KOBOLD 5400 6 3 0 52 CLUB HAMMER (491) -ANGEL EYES 3781 6 5 1 51 WAR-C-KERS (345) CONEY ISLAND 5236 9 8 0 50 ABC'S (480) ONYX OWL 5548 9 9 0 50 ANIMAL FARM (510) SALVODELI'S DAD 5867 5 4 1 50 BRAT PACK II (523) IVY 4972 10 13 0 49 MANIC MARVELS (456) BIG JOE TURNER 6066 6 6 0 49 THE BLUES (539) ENBALMER 4939 11 12 1 48 THE LIVING DEAD (454) MOONLIGHT 6174 5 3 0 47 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) -SOEK 5646 8 10 1 46 CLUB HAMMER (491) DAMASTES 4331 10 13 1 44 SEER KING (402) -SLIP STREAM 3800 5 4 0 44 WAR-C-KERS (345) GUMDROP 5104 9 6 1 43 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) MISMOSH 5144 8 9 0 43 IMMORTALS (85) WILDSIDE 5829 3 10 0 43 BRAT PACK II (523) -EMILIO ESTEUEZ 6031 4 0 1 42 BRAT PACK II (523) STONEFACE 5100 9 7 0 41 IMMORTALS (85) -TWO FINGERS 5789 5 8 0 41 VELVET GREEN (475) TENDERLOIN 6141 5 5 0 41 BULLDOGS (157) PURPLE PANTHER 6057 4 3 0 40 ANIMAL FARM (510) ATHENA 5320 4 3 0 40 MYTHICAL (485) VIRTUE FLAKES 5234 9 9 0 36 MORAL FIBER (479) GREEN WITH ENVY 5621 6 7 0 35 COLORIFIC (511) -TOTALION 5648 7 11 2 34 CLUB HAMMER (491) -TAKEEYLA 6049 6 4 0 34 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) PUNCH GRAN CRU 5274 5 12 1 34 OLD BOYS CLUB (483) ROBIN 5984 5 1 0 34 YOUNG JUSTICE (484) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BONNIE RAITT 5790 8 9 0 33 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) RAINSONG 6128 7 4 0 33 ELFQUEST (515) IMPULSE 5797 4 4 0 33 YOUNG JUSTICE (484) -BLACK OAK 5979 4 0 0 33 SHADOWS (380) ALBINO RAINBOW 6238 3 3 0 33 WAR-C-KERS (345) GLADIATORZ 5771 3 4 0 32 INQUISITION GC 03 (519) WARDUKE 5930 6 10 1 29 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) -EON MAGUS 5980 3 1 0 29 SHADOWS (380) BLOOD MONKEY 5858 2 3 0 29 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) BILLY GIBBONS 6251 2 1 0 29 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) FUZZBALL 5101 7 7 0 28 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) LARRY 6220 4 0 0 28 KHANS OF CALAMITY (549) ALMOND ALBATROSS 6056 3 4 0 27 ANIMAL FARM (510) MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEBAT 6195 6 1 1 25 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BOILER 6228 3 0 0 23 BAD HEIR DAY (463) CAPSTER 5071 4 7 0 22 IMMORTALS (85) STEEL 6254 4 0 0 22 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) CALFSKIN 6240 3 2 1 22 BULLDOGS (157) -GUN METAL 5451 2 5 1 22 DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498) -ROYAL OZ 4375 2 6 0 22 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) THUNDERSTORM 6113 5 6 0 21 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) LEATHER DADDY 6229 1 5 0 20 ABC'S (480) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HALO 6189 4 1 1 19 NEVERWAKE (508) JERSEY GIRL 6225 3 1 1 19 VIEW ASKEW (453) FLYING NUN 6277 2 1 0 19 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535) SKATTERBRAIN 6232 2 3 0 19 SKASMONAUTS (495) SEIZURE 6115 1 0 0 19 NOBODYS (486) YOUR KIDZ 5868 3 6 1 18 BRAT PACK II (523) GLADIUS STARSTRYKE 6127 2 9 0 15 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) ICE 6275 2 1 0 15 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) PONY GIRL 6294 1 0 0 15 ABC'S (480) DA HERETIC 5978 1 0 0 15 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535) DAMNUALL 6278 1 0 0 15 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535) -PALE STRIDER 5454 4 1 0 14 DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498) -HELENA HANDBASKET 6016 1 0 1 14 DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498) -SKAMAKAZE 5928 1 5 0 14 SKASMONAUTS (495) MIS-MANAGER 6114 0 2 0 14 NOBODYS (486) TYLER DURDEN 6226 3 1 0 13 VIEW ASKEW (453) PUMPKIN ESCOBAR 6178 1 4 0 13 VIEW ASKEW (453) POSITIVE POLYANA 6283 1 0 0 13 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) BURN DA WITCH 5975 0 3 0 13 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535) -WEATHERCOCK 6109 2 1 0 12 VELVET GREEN (475) HERNE 6203 2 6 0 12 SEER KING (402) DOODLEBUG 6268 1 0 0 11 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) ALLY SHEEDY 6250 3 1 0 10 BRAT PACK II (523) -DOMINOE 5453 2 3 1 10 DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498) INFIDELICIOUS 6052 2 3 0 10 BAD HEIR DAY (463) LEATHER BOY 6230 2 4 0 10 ABC'S (480) SLAG 6157 1 1 0 10 NEVERWAKE (508) JOE 6290 1 0 0 10 KHANS OF CALAMITY (549) -EL SCORCHO 5430 1 3 1 7 SKASMONAUTS (495) -CAO BLACK 6001 0 1 0 7 OLD BOYS CLUB (483) WALL OF ILLUSION 5267 0 2 0 6 HEART OF THE GODS (482) JIHAD 6276 1 2 0 5 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535) -MELEE 5778 0 1 0 5 INQUISITION GC 03 (519) COBRA SKAMMANDER 6279 0 1 0 5 SKASMONAUTS (495) CYCLONE 6237 0 1 0 5 NEVERWAKE (508) BRICK 6281 0 2 0 2 KHANS OF CALAMITY (549) KEB' MO' 6289 0 1 0 1 THE BLUES (539) YUM-YUM 6292 0 1 0 1 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) -TITANIUM 5137 0 1 0 1 WAR-C-KERS (345) THE GOOD BEER 4374 0 1 0 1 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 473 0 1 0 1 CALFSKIN 6240 488 NONE PONY GIRL 6204 4 2 0 ABC'S 480 SOEK 5646 487 GRAND MARNIER 4525 9 5 0 BARHOPPERS 420 PERNAK 4333 486 BLIND LEMON 6070 17 11 0 THE BLUES 539 STEEL MONKEY 5196 484 NOT REVE ETTA JAMES 6252 2 1 0 THE BLUES 539 WARDUKE 5930 487 JUST REV WHITE HEAT 6140 3 2 0 COLORIFIC 511 DOG FASHION 5240 485 BLACK ORC 488 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 DA SCUM 6149 488 NONE CLEARBROOK 5678 8 12 0 ELFQUEST 515 HERMES 5318 488 BIG DUMMIE 6175 0 1 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 418 HIGH ELF 487 488 NONE ELEVEN WILD 6176 0 1 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 418 STONE GOLEM 494 488 NONE DISCARD ME! 6286 0 1 0 HEART OF THE GODS 482 STONE GOLEM 494 488 NONE EBONIQUE 6150 4 2 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 526 VIRTUE NUTS 5904 484 REVENGED SAM 6224 2 2 0 KHANS OF CALAMITY 549 SHEWISH GIANT 489 488 NONE DA BAITE 6291 0 1 0 KHANS OF CALAMITY 549 WURM KIN 495 488 NONE DEAD VIRTUE 6293 0 1 0 MORAL FIBER 479 DEVELLAN JARA 491 488 NONE FRUITY VIRTUES 5235 11 7 1 MORAL FIBER 479 DOG-TIRED 4467 488 VIRTUE NUTS 5904 3 10 2 MORAL FIBER 479 EMILIO ESTEUEZ 6031 487 SCHWARTZNEGGER 6243 0 1 0 NOBODYS 486 MOUNTAIN TROLL 486 488 NONE PRISM EYESBRITE 5531 15 19 1 SCARLET KNIGHTS I 507 DRAGULA 4942 488 THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? T.S. QUINT 5020 13 15 0 VIEW ASKEW 453 SALENA WARSMITH 5524 484 NOT REVE WONDER GIRL 6062 0 1 0 YOUNG JUSTICE 484 SPYMASTER 490 488 NONE SECRET 6061 0 1 0 YOUNG JUSTICE 484 SHEWISH GIANT 489 488 NONE HARM 6029 0 1 0 YOUNG JUSTICE 484 DEVELLAN JARA 491 488 NONE PERSONAL ADS ALL -- Okay, what's going on around here? Sure my purse is empty, sure I have to spend time managing the Bulldog Inn (Kennelworth gets all the profits, unfortunately for me), and now there are local issues that affect all Alastari to contend with (Krael is back!). But just because Tankesh can't run my teams doesn't mean everybody should follow suit and go quiet and disappear! Come on Aruak, speak up, and show everybody why we're the best! -- Adie, looking to make ends meet. B.B. King -- Congratulations and kudos! Here's to a talkative duelmaster with high values! -- Adie Kennelworth -- I'm certainly glad you're back, I don't have the time to manage the Bulldog completely any longer. I have been spending a lot of time trying to relearn to master the chaotic nature of the arcanum, without tapping into something like blood magic. I don't have much time for the Bulldog or making ends meet in the arena. -- Adie Adie -- I think the lack of our presence in the arenas we've run in has had a demoralizing effect. I mean look, you leave and then everybody leaves, and the arenas shrink. Look at Andorak! And now Aruak is shrinking a lot from its high. Not that I care that the invaders are being the wusses they are and fleeing, but they were such great targets and added some extra spice in the personals! -- Tankesh Nila Sundancer -- Hang in there, sister, you can do it. This gladiator's life is better than the one that awaited us before we arrived. -- Segallion Sundancer Nunzio F. -- You (and Kellumbo) are the type of invader all the Aruaki love to hate. But you get my kudos for opening your big mouth and filling the personals! ;) -- Tankesh Ivy & Chinese Habu -- It's great to see you active and in town. It's even better to hear your voice! Good luck! -- Tankesh Kennelworth -- I'm shocked that my old buddy would think that I would retaliate, just because you've challenged me a few times. Sorry your avoids went to waste last turn, had to re-coupe a little after the mail-in. I'm back this turn though, although not at full strength till I see how my guys did in the tourney. See ya around. -- Barnabas Virtue Puffs -- Does this mean that I am virtuous because I have mastered you, or lack virtue because I did not allow you to dominate? -- Nila Sundancer B.B. King -- You are the man! I tried. You won! A salute to you. -- Bark B.B. King -- Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. Come and celebrate your great victory! -- Kennelworth, Proprietor Tony Mcalpine -- Naughty, naughty, naughty. Perhaps you thought you were challenging Chicken Bullion? Thanks for the learns and the great big "W." -- Beef Bullion Virtue Flakes -- Oh my! You have a very tender loin, and hip, and chest and arm and... -- Tenderloin Prism Eyesbrite -- A great battle. A lucky win. -- Dog-Tired We hope all you defenders did well in The Mailer. A toast to the good guys. -- Kennelworth Dog Fashion -- I give you all the credit in the world. Great fight. Well done! But I still think you're a jerk! Nunzio -- I noticed the "shakin in my boots", you mentioned. It was quite obvious. I won't mention the wet leggings from about your jockstrap down to anyone. By the way, where do you get those size small pink jockstraps? Adie and the rest of you -- Sorry not to get an episode written in time for this turn, but being Temp Ed. is taking up an amazing amount of my time. Or something is. -- the Scribe 8 April 2004 CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it. Chaos is coming.... 14 April 2004 CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke. He becomes the seventh brother of Chaos. We shall indeed be better for his joining. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DA SCUM unbelievably slew BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Dark Arena fight. SAM was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. SCHWARTZNEGGER was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. WONDER GIRL was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest. SECRET was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. HARM was murdered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition. DISCARD ME! was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel. BIG DUMMIE was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle. DEAD VIRTUE was butchered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition. ELEVEN WILD was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. DA BAITE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena duel. BIG JOE TURNER overpowered WARDUKE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel. CHINESE HABU overpowered NILA SUNDANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. PERSIANA JONES overcame DIK-DIK in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout. BLOOD MONKEY savagely defeated GLADIUS STARSTRYKE in a 2 minute Challenge competition. B.B. KING was bested by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 1 minute Challenge Title battle. PERNAK was savagely defeated by STRONGBOW in a 2 minute master's Challenge conflict. FRUITY VIRTUES was slain by DOG-TIRED in a action packed 5 minute Challenge struggle. DOG FASHION overpowered TENDERLOIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. SALVODELI'S DAD was devastated by VIRTUE PUFFS in a 1 minute Challenge fight. HERMES murdered CLEARBROOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. TITAN was savagely defeated by DOUBLE - TAP in a 2 minute Challenge fight. BIG LOU was devastated by GANYMEDES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. GUMDROP was viciously subdued by OPUS X in a popular 2 minute Challenge match. HALO lost to GLADIATORZ in a 2 minute Challenge fray. FUZZBALL was devastated by ALBINO RAINBOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. BONNIE RAITT was overpowered by LINERGES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. PURPLE PANTHER savagely defeated VIRTUE FLAKES in a 3 minute Challenge fight. ALMOND ALBATROSS luckily beat YOUR KIDZ in a action packed 4 minute Challenge match. STEEL won victory over WALL OF ILLUSION in a 4 minute Challenge fray. SLAG was overpowered by LEATHER DADDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. BILLY GIBBONS handily defeated THUNDERSTORM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. FLYING NUN overpowered HERNE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fight. INFIDELICIOUS was overpowered by RAINSONG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. BEEF BULLION defeated LOWELL DARNO in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight. CHERRY CHEETAH was overpowered by TONY MCALPINE in a 1 minute one-sided fray. SKYWISE was devastated by BODEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel. MEMPHIS MINNIE was viciously subdued by K. K. DOWNING in a 2 minute veteran's battle. LONNIE JOHNSON handily defeated SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided fight. SUPERBEAST demolished CRISSY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. TATIANA SEASPRITE unbelievably bested BARK in a action packed 5 minute veteran's bout. DRAGULA put to death PRISM EYESBRITE in a 1 minute master's match. JUGULAR lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute brutal match. WALL OF GLASS was viciously subdued by STRATEGERY in a 2 minute master's duel. T-BONE WALKER unbelievably bested SYRLANIA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. ENBALMER was luckily beaten by SUPERFICIAL HITMAN in a 3 minute competition. ONYX OWL narrowly defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 4 minute match. DAMASTES was defeated by MISMOSH in a 1 minute battle. LAISH overpowered WILDSIDE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. CONEY ISLAND was narrowly defeated by GRANITE IRONBEARD in a 2 minute fray. MOONLIGHT defeated IMPULSE in a action packed 4 minute competition. VIRTUE CHARMS subdued IVY in a 2 minute match. STONEFACE was viciously subdued by PRESIDENT CHIMP in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout. ROBIN defeated MIS-MANAGER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout. GREEN WITH ENVY bested PUMPKIN ESCOBAR in a exciting 3 minute conflict. ATHENA devastated PUNCH GRAN CRU in a 1 minute one-sided battle. CALFSKIN delivered the death blow upon EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute fight. BURN DA WITCH was devastated by JERSEY GIRL in a 1 minute one-sided match. CAPSTER bested LEATHER BOY in a popular 1 minute brawl. MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEBAT defeated SKATTERBRAIN in a 2 minute duel. LARRY devastated ALLY SHEEDY in a 3 minute one-sided fight. TYLER DURDEN bested YUM-YUM in a 2 minute amateur's conflict. BRICK was outlasted by SEIZURE in a slow 17 minute gruesome match. ICE outlasted KEB' MO' in a crowd pleasing 11 minute gory novice's conflict. JIHAD was devastated by PONY GIRL in a 7 minute bloody one-sided fight. DOODLEBUG demolished THE GOOD BEER in a 1 minute uneven duel. DAMNUALL overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. COBRA SKAMMANDER was overpowered by POSITIVE POLYANA in a 2 minute uneven melee. DA HERETIC overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle. CYCLONE was vanquished by JOE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 28 TOTAL PARRY 141 - 96 - 7 59 | |LUNGING ATTACK 23 AIMED BLOW 30 - 26 - 2 54 | |SLASHING ATTACK 19 STRIKING ATTACK 56 - 55 - 4 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 12 SLASHING ATTACK 93 - 94 - 5 50 | |AIMED BLOW 11 WALL OF STEEL 36 - 37 - 3 49 | |BASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 18 - 1 49 | |WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 27 - 1 46 | |PARRY-LUNGE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 25 - 0 43 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 92 - 131 - 7 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 69 - 2 36 | Turn 488 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 3 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 7 2 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 13 1 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 11 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 14 - 14 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL NIXIE SEASPRITE 4992 19 15 0 103 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK BODEL 4970 11 9 0 116 MANIC MARVELS (456) TOTAL PARRY DOG-TIRED 4467 16 7 1 110 BULLDOGS (157) PARRY-STRIKE LONNIE JOHNSON 4965 19 16 0 97 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) PARRY-RIPOSTE DRAGULA 4942 17 8 1 97 THE LIVING DEAD (454) SLASHING ATTACK B.B. KING 6072 17 16 3 92 THE BLUES (539) STRIKING ATTACK DOG FASHION 5240 8 5 2 71 ABC'S (480) BASHING ATTACK DIK-DIK 5850 11 5 1 69 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is BARK 4177. The most popular warrior this turn was BARK 4177. The ten other most popular fighters were PURPLE PANTHER 6057, ENBALMER 4939, FRUITY VIRTUES 5235, YOUR KIDZ 5868, OPUS X 5276, JUGULAR 5537, DOUBLE - TAP 5535, STRATEGERY 5093, IMPULSE 5797, and STRONGBOW 5686. The least popular fighter this week was SEIZURE 6115. The other ten least popular fighters were BRICK 6281, ICE 6275, JIHAD 6276, CYCLONE 6237, THE GOOD BEER 4374, ALLY SHEEDY 6250, BURN DA WITCH 5975, PUNCH GRAN CRU 5274, WILDSIDE 5829, and DAMASTES 4331. The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUE1MASTERS after next turn: STEEL MONKEY (11-5196) VELVET GREEN (475) B.B. KING (11-6072) THE BLUES (539)