DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/11/2004 Duedate: 06/24/2004
ARUAK CITY ARENA
DM-11 TURN-491
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BEEF BULLION
BULLDOGS (157)
(11-4501) [18-8-3,136]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BEEF BULLION DA HERETIC
BULLDOGS (157) WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535)
(11-4501) [18-8-3,136] (11-5978) [4-0-0,54]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BARK TONY MCALPINE
BULLDOGS (157) THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
(11-4177) [23-16-0,125] (11-4948) [18-22-1,86]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BULLDOGS (157)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BULLDOGS (157) 41
2. THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 39 COLORIFIC (511)
3. THE UNHOLY (550) 35 Unchartered Team
4. SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) 30
5. VIEW ASKEW (453) 24WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511) 152 79 3 65.8 1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157) 11 2 0
2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510) 888 531 32 62.6 2/ 3 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) 8 3 1
3- 3 MANIC MARVELS (456) 62 42 2 59.6 3/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) 8 6 0
4/ 4 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418) 112 79 6 58.6 4/ 6 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) 8 6 0
5/ 7 BULLDOGS (157) 729 576 25 55.9 5/ 8 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 8 7 0
6/ 6 MYTHICAL (485) 205 162 7 55.9 6/13 NOBODYS (486) 7 2 1
7/ 9 WAR-C-KERS (345) 123 102 5 54.7 7- 7 MANIC MARVELS (456) 7 3 0
8/ 8 THE BLUES (539) 228 192 10 54.3 8/23 THE UNHOLY (550) 7 3 0
9/ 5 REBIRTH (311) 34 29 3 54.0 9/ 5 MYTHICAL (485) 7 4 0
10-11 MORAL FIBER (479) 50 44 5 53.2 10/ 4*WHEN DOGMA FAILS I (535) 7 7 0
11-14 VELVET GREEN (475) 73 69 7 51.4 11/12 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) 7 8 0
12/15 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253) 619 588 17 51.3 12/ 9 COLORIFIC (511) 6 2 0
13/ 0 MENS REA (471) 22 21 2 51.2 13/10 ANIMAL FARM (510) 6 4 0
14/16 ELFQUEST (515) 173 169 8 50.6 14/14 NEVERWAKE (508) 6 9 0
15/ 0 TUFT TUGGERS (305) 548 550 18 49.9 15/26 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) 5 4 0
16/13 NEVERWAKE (508) 36 37 4 49.3 16/11 THE BLUES (539) 5 10 0
17-19 IMMORTALS (85) 774 825 60 48.4 17/22 OLD BOYS CLUB (483) 4 2 0
18-20 THE LIVING DEAD (454) 55 59 4 48.2 18/15 ELFQUEST (515) 4 5 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-21 CLUB HAMMER (491) 40 43 3 48.2 19-21 CLUB HAMMER (491) 3 2 0
20/22 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) 84 91 4 48.0 20/24 SKASMONAUTS (495) 3 2 0
21/23 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526) 43 47 3 47.8 21/19 VIEW ASKEW (453) 3 11 1
22/18 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) 21 23 0 47.7 22/28 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) 2 1 0
23-24 ABC'S (480) 40 44 2 47.6 23-16 ABC'S (480) 2 3 0
24/26 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 153 173 6 46.9 24/ 0 TUFT TUGGERS (305) 2 3 0
25/27 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375) 241 279 11 46.3 25-18 MORAL FIBER (479) 2 3 0
26/31 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465) 34 40 2 45.9 26-17 THE LIVING DEAD (454) 2 4 0
27/28 VIEW ASKEW (453) 80 96 4 45.5 27-20*KHANS OF CALAMITY (549) 2 8 0
28-30*DARK WIND (509) 5 6 1 45.5 28-32 VELVET GREEN (475) 1 0 0
29/25 ERRATA (372) 14 17 0 45.2 29/34 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 1 2 0
30/36 THE UNHOLY (550) 20 26 1 43.5 30/30 WAR-C-KERS (345) 1 3 0
31-32 SEER KING (402) 52 68 5 43.3 31-25 SEER KING (402) 1 4 0
32-33 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363) 24 32 1 42.9 32/37 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418) 1 4 0
33/29*WHEN DOGMA FAILS I (535) 12 16 0 42.9 33/36 REBIRTH (311) 1 7 0
34/35 NOBODYS (486) 14 19 1 42.4 34-27 IMMORTALS (85) 1 8 0
35/39 OLD BOYS CLUB (483) 23 37 2 38.3 35/40 ERRATA (372) 0 3 0
36-37*KHANS OF CALAMITY (549) 11 19 0 36.7 36-33*INQUISITION GC 03 (519) 0 1 0
37/38 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 180 317 3 36.2 37/ 0 MENS REA (471) 0 1 0
38/40 SKASMONAUTS (495) 16 31 1 34.0 38-43*COUNTRY FELLERS (534) 0 1 0
39-41*INQUISITION GC 03 (519) 3 7 0 30.0 39-44*HITMEN OF THE CDC (538) 0 1 0
40-42*COUNTRY FELLERS (534) 6 19 0 24.0 40-42 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363) 0 1 0
41-44*HITMEN OF THE CDC (538) 0 2 0 0.0 41-41*DARK WIND (509) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 244): MISS STEP of LADIES IN WAITING (Crip, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 490): DOG-TIRED of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 490): I ATE MY WORM of I BENT MY WOOKIE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 483): RUMSFELD of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 479): CROCONAW of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 479): SQUYER of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 480): AMEE of HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 475): THE ROCK of WRESTLMANIACS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 441): LEADFOOT of TACO GODS (The Oracle, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 434): TORA HAMLIN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 427): ZACK of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 192): STRING BEAN JEAN of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 60 LOOPHOLES (turn 339): TRIPLICATE THUNDER of WILD CARDS (Snotman, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 328): ERICKA BEARICKA of MONSTER CHILD (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 146): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 375): MONICA VIRTUESHIELD of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE from ARUAK CITY
(JRK, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 244): TEN TON TOGAS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 490): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 490): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 483): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 479): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 479): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 480): WARCKERS (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 475): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 441): THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 434): GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 427): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 192): ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 60 LOOPHOLES (turn 339): WILD CARDS (Snotman, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 328): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 146): CASTLE BLACK (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 375): RISEN FROM THE DEAD (LHI, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 243): NIGHT BLACK of PHANTOM FORCES 2 (The Catalyst, mgr.)
RANCID WAIF of HAPLESS WAIF (Berylstar, mgr.)
TAISHO of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 490): DOG-TIRED of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
(turn 491): CRISSY of VIEW ASKEW (Angus, mgr.)
BLACK OUT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 483): RUMSFELD of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 478): SOVEREYN of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 441): TERIS of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
(turn 440): FRY GUY of TACO GODS (The Oracle, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 434): TORA HAMLIN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 427): ZACK of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 191): GRIM GLADIOLA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 LOOPHOLES (turn 339): TRIPLICATE THUNDER of WILD CARDS (Snotman, mgr.)
LORD OF THE O RINGS of WILD CARDS (Snotman, mgr.)
BRAK of THE UNDERWORLD (Proximo, mgr.)
NEWCASTLE of BEERBARIANS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 327): ELENA of SITTIN' ON ACES (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 146): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I love this throne. A little luck; some fine management; a little skill; etc.
Life is sweet. Life is really, really sweet!
I'd like to tell you all about me, since I am now a Lord Protector. I don't
know my faves, since my formal paperwork is being sent (purposefully) where I am not.
However, I was born a 15-16-10-6-19-8-10 total Parry. I guess I am pretty mode, and
I may (hope, hope) like the battle axe. My only expertise is an adex in parry.
(What else does one need?)
My 18-7-1 arena record is much worse in tournament play at 12-15. That's
unusual for Kennelworth, but then, I have been pretty hard to manage. My 6-6 record
against TP's sort of validates my mediocrity and my dog-tired condition. I love
lungers, going 10-2 in the career, and hate those aimers who have me at an 0-2
disadvantage. (I know how to use my avoids!) I do OK when challenged, at 4-2, and
about the same--7-3--when I challenge.
Like all Bulldogs, I am true to the Andorian beliefs. Health! Humility!
Honor! Sportsmanship is king.
I'd like to wish you all well in your endeavors. And good luck to the next
Duelmaster.
Dog-Tired, Duelmaster (and retired after the last arena fight)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ARUAK CITY? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. If The Victory Tavern is buying drinks
for THE UNHOLY's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 4-0-0
makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Victory Tavern and join
SCARLET KNIGHTS II's celebration over their good record this turn. 15th place, not
bad. If this keeps up, THE LIVING DEAD, you'll have to shine swords instead of use
them. A drop of 9 in the rankings? Now let's all watch THE HEADCUTTERS II's heads
swell from their 4-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of
course, we're all terribly impressed to see CHERRY CHEETAH win a fight and gain 27
points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SALENA WARSMITH beat SEGALLION SUNDANCER and SEGALLION
SUNDANCER lost 21 points. You're breakin' my heart. LONNIE JOHNSON challenged ARUAK
CITY's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the spice of life,
ARUAK CITY may be getting bland, as DOG-TIRED stays top dog in the city. I'm not in
a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new,
don't you, ARUAK CITY?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
ARUAK CITY, I am losing what little hope I had in you. MANIC MARVELS the most
avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like BULLDOGS
avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.
Hmph. DAMNUALL was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the
DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this
one, but T-BONE WALKER has challenged up by 29 in an attempt against NIXIE SEASPRITE.
Not that I'm surprised or anything, but T-BONE WALKER lost to NIXIE SEASPRITE,
leaving the latter lower for recognition points. And we have ICE in a challenge,
going down 15 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought ICE showed great skill
and promise when he subdued VIRGINIA'S SECRET. All right, so I slept through it!
Big deal!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Gee, KELLUMBO'S KIDS, ain't it past due
for sending TAKEEYLA Dark Arena? What took ol' '6-6-0' so long? Hope? Ha ha aha
ha! Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless
cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of ARUAK CITY. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEEF BULLION 4501 18 8 3 136 BULLDOGS (157)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BODEL 4970 13 9 0 131 MANIC MARVELS (456)
BARK 4177 23 16 0 125 BULLDOGS (157)
NIXIE SEASPRITE 4992 21 16 0 119 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
DIK-DIK 5850 14 5 1 112 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
THE GREAT SAMARITAN 4782 19 23 0 110 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
-RON WEASLEY 4500 21 10 0 107 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
-LORD BENNETT 4974 16 2 0 104 MANIC MARVELS (456)
SKYWISE 5687 16 19 0 103 ELFQUEST (515)
SYRLANIA 6107 9 5 0 103 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
SALENA WARSMITH 5524 11 11 1 102 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
LONNIE JOHNSON 4965 21 17 0 101 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 4856 15 18 0 99 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
HERMES 5318 9 5 1 99 MYTHICAL (485)
-IRON MAGRU 5397 16 8 0 98 CLUB HAMMER (491)
-MR. DOOMSDAY 6263 10 8 1 98 THE UNHOLY (550)
-DRAGULA 4942 18 9 1 97 THE LIVING DEAD (454)
-SPIRAL 5440 10 5 0 96 VELVET GREEN (475)
INGRATE WHITE CREEP 4377 11 7 0 95 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
CHERRY CHEETAH 5549 16 7 0 94 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-VIRTUE PUFFS 5233 13 6 1 94 MORAL FIBER (479)
WALL OF GLASS 5534 19 18 0 93 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRED WEASLEY 4956 17 7 0 92 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRONGBOW 5686 13 19 0 89 ELFQUEST (515)
TONY MCALPINE 4948 18 22 1 86 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
-LAND OF FLUSH 4373 8 10 0 85 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
T-BONE WALKER 6068 19 12 0 84 THE BLUES (539)
-SUPERBEAST 4943 12 15 1 84 THE LIVING DEAD (454)
AXIOM 3918 10 5 0 82 ERRATA (372)
TATIANA SEASPRITE 4951 20 20 0 80 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
SEGALLION SUNDANCER 4600 14 13 1 80 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
PERSIANA JONES 5427 10 6 0 80 SKASMONAUTS (495)
JUGULAR 5537 10 5 0 80 NEVERWAKE (508)
-GUARDIAN 3791 15 6 0 79 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363)
NILA SUNDANCER 4872 15 32 0 77 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-TITAN 5799 14 4 0 77 MYTHICAL (485)
OPUS X 5276 10 10 1 77 OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
K. K. DOWNING 5655 9 13 1 75 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
DOUBLE - TAP 5535 10 5 1 74 NEVERWAKE (508)
-LOWELL DARNO 4594 17 17 0 71 IMMORTALS (85)
-JELLO 3062 10 3 0 71 REBIRTH (311)
MEMPHIS MINNIE 6067 20 10 0 70 THE BLUES (539)
-BACK-DOOR ANGEL 5198 12 7 1 70 VELVET GREEN (475)
-HADES 5338 12 6 0 70 MYTHICAL (485)
-KHAKI KANGAROO 5547 11 4 1 69 ANIMAL FARM (510)
GRANITE IRONBEARD 5929 10 9 1 67 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PERNAK 4333 13 12 1 66 SEER KING (402)
GANYMEDES 5800 11 8 0 66 MYTHICAL (485)
-GUMDROP 5104 11 6 1 64 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
WARDUKE 5930 8 11 1 64 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
-SOEK 5646 9 10 1 60 CLUB HAMMER (491)
-GREEN WITH ENVY 5621 7 7 0 60 COLORIFIC (511)
-BIG LOU 4971 12 7 2 59 MANIC MARVELS (456)
-LINERGES 4334 11 12 1 58 SEER KING (402)
TENDERLOIN 6141 6 6 0 58 BULLDOGS (157)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ENBALMER 4939 12 13 1 56 THE LIVING DEAD (454)
-VIRTUE CHARMS 5232 13 6 0 54 MORAL FIBER (479)
DA HERETIC 5978 4 0 0 54 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535)
PUNCH GRAN CRU 5274 7 13 1 53 OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
BILLY GIBBONS 6251 4 2 0 53 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
BIG JOE TURNER 6066 8 7 0 52 THE BLUES (539)
-LAISH 4352 9 15 1 51 SEER KING (402)
-ANGEL EYES 3781 6 5 1 51 WAR-C-KERS (345)
BLOOD MONKEY 5858 5 3 0 51 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
BRANFORD HAWKE 5077 9 6 0 50 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
-ONYX OWL 5548 9 10 0 49 ANIMAL FARM (510)
BONNIE RAITT 5790 10 10 0 48 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
-DOG FASHION 5240 8 6 2 48 ABC'S (480)
MOONLIGHT 6174 6 5 0 47 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
-DAMASTES 4331 10 14 1 45 SEER KING (402)
-SPUNGE 3060 7 5 1 45 REBIRTH (311)
ATHENA 5320 6 4 0 45 MYTHICAL (485)
-SLIP STREAM 3800 5 4 0 44 WAR-C-KERS (345)
PURPLE PANTHER 6057 6 4 0 42 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-TWO FINGERS 5789 5 8 0 41 VELVET GREEN (475)
-MUSTY KOBOLD 5400 6 4 0 40 CLUB HAMMER (491)
ALMOND ALBATROSS 6056 5 5 0 40 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-STONEFACE 5100 10 8 0 38 IMMORTALS (85)
RAINSONG 6128 8 6 0 38 ELFQUEST (515)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VIRTUE FLAKES 5234 9 10 0 37 MORAL FIBER (479)
STAR CRUSHER 5154 5 6 0 37 MENS REA (471)
-CONEY ISLAND 5236 9 9 0 36 ABC'S (480)
RABID SHREW 3058 7 5 2 36 REBIRTH (311)
DAMNUALL 6278 3 1 0 36 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535)
-MISMOSH 5144 8 11 0 35 IMMORTALS (85)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FUZZBALL 5101 8 8 0 32 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
-ALBINO RAINBOW 6238 3 4 0 32 WAR-C-KERS (345)
SKAMAKAZE 5928 2 5 0 32 SKASMONAUTS (495)
FORREST GUMP 3061 6 6 0 31 REBIRTH (311)
MIS-MANAGER 6114 3 2 1 31 NOBODYS (486)
-LEATHER DADDY 6229 2 5 0 31 ABC'S (480)
MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEBAT 6195 8 2 1 30 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
HALO 6189 6 2 1 30 NEVERWAKE (508)
-LARRY 6220 5 1 0 30 KHANS OF CALAMITY (549)
-FLOYDIAN CONQUEROR 4845 4 7 1 30 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363)
KALIDOR THE BOLD 5244 5 5 0 29 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
SCREWDRIVER 3059 4 10 0 28 REBIRTH (311)
-GLADIATORZ 5771 3 5 0 28 INQUISITION GC 03 (519)
-DOODLEBUG 6268 2 1 1 28 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
THUNDERSTORM 6113 6 8 0 27 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
GLADIUS STARSTRYKE 6127 3 11 0 27 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
EYE I. AYE 6259 3 1 0 27 THE UNHOLY (550)
-#1 STUNNA 5152 5 4 1 26 MENS REA (471)
TYLER DURDEN 6226 4 3 0 26 VIEW ASKEW (453)
-STEEL 6254 5 1 0 24 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
-SEIZURE 6115 2 0 0 24 NOBODYS (486)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLUE VELVET 6248 2 0 0 23 COLORIFIC (511)
ATOMIC TURTLE 6260 2 2 0 22 THE UNHOLY (550)
-ROYAL OZ 4375 2 6 0 22 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
-JOE 6290 2 1 0 22 KHANS OF CALAMITY (549)
ICE 6275 5 1 0 21 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
-CAPSTER 5071 4 9 0 21 IMMORTALS (85)
-CALFSKIN 6240 4 3 1 20 BULLDOGS (157)
-PANDEMIC 5151 4 4 0 20 MENS REA (471)
BURN DA WITCH 5975 2 4 0 20 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535)
-HOSS 5971 2 2 0 19 COUNTRY FELLERS (534)
-SKATTERBRAIN 6232 2 3 0 19 SKASMONAUTS (495)
-COBRA SKAMMANDER 6279 1 1 0 19 SKASMONAUTS (495)
ELIZA PIGERON 5222 4 6 0 18 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
-PAINFIRE 5541 3 2 1 18 DARK WIND (509)
-PONY GIRL 6294 2 0 0 18 ABC'S (480)
POSITIVE POLYANA 6283 2 2 0 18 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
-FLOYDIAN KING 4980 3 3 0 17 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (363)
-MR. B. 6249 1 1 0 16 MANIC MARVELS (456)
-G.W. 6244 1 0 0 16 NOBODYS (486)
-PUMPKIN ESCOBAR 6178 1 6 0 15 VIEW ASKEW (453)
-YUM-YUM 6292 1 2 0 15 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
-ARUAKI TRAITOR 5795 3 2 0 14 MENS REA (471)
FLYING NUN 6277 2 4 0 14 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535)
DOC STEAL 6296 2 0 0 14 NOBODYS (486)
-HERNE 6203 2 7 0 13 SEER KING (402)
BLUE BLAZES 6280 1 2 0 13 COLORIFIC (511)
-FENRIS 3916 2 2 0 12 ERRATA (372)
-WEATHERCOCK 6109 2 1 0 12 VELVET GREEN (475)
SLAG 6309 2 0 0 11 NEVERWAKE (508)
-LEATHER BOY 6230 2 5 0 11 ABC'S (480)
-YELLOW STREAK 6239 1 0 0 11 COLORIFIC (511)
-THIEVING SOUL 5752 1 1 0 11 DARK WIND (509)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DOMINGO 6313 1 0 0 11 MANIC MARVELS (456)
CYCLONE 6237 1 3 0 10 NEVERWAKE (508)
DESIGNATED SLACKER 6322 1 0 0 10 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
-GEEAMOS 6284 1 0 0 10 CLUB HAMMER (491)
NEXUS CRAWLER 6257 2 0 0 9 THE UNHOLY (550)
SEATHE 6321 1 0 0 9 THE UNHOLY (550)
-CAO BLACK 6001 0 1 0 7 OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
KEB' MO' 6289 1 3 0 6 THE BLUES (539)
VIRGINIA'S SECRET 6295 1 2 0 5 WAR-C-KERS (345)
-STUMPJUMPER 6147 1 1 0 5 COUNTRY FELLERS (534)
-MELEE 5778 0 1 0 5 INQUISITION GC 03 (519)
TAJ MAHAL 6310 1 1 0 4 THE BLUES (539)
-RISE 5817 1 1 0 4 ERRATA (372)
-VOID SMOKE 5545 1 1 0 4 DARK WIND (509)
-19SZ3DF 3920 0 4 0 4 ERRATA (372)
-DEATHBRINGER 3919 0 4 0 4 ERRATA (372)
-HEBERT 6158 0 2 0 2 COUNTRY FELLERS (534)
-AMY 6307 0 2 0 2 KHANS OF CALAMITY (549)
HERMOINE 6302 0 2 0 2 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
-SHREDDED VIRTUE 6304 0 1 0 1 MORAL FIBER (479)
FINGERCUFFS 6326 0 1 0 1 VIEW ASKEW (453)
-RINUS 5543 0 1 0 1 DARK WIND (509)
-TITANIUM 5137 0 1 0 1 WAR-C-KERS (345)
-DEVIL'S KNUCKLE 5544 0 1 0 1 DARK WIND (509)
-VIRTUE O'S 6305 0 1 0 1 MORAL FIBER (479)
-DA ME 7 6233 0 1 0 1 HITMEN OF THE CDC (538)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PONY GIRL 6204 4 2 0 ABC'S 480 SOEK 5646 487 NOT REVE
ETTA JAMES 6252 2 1 0 THE BLUES 539 WARDUKE 5930 487 REVENGED
CLEARBROOK 5678 8 12 0 ELFQUEST 515 HERMES 5318 488
TAKEEYLA 6049 6 7 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 526 HIGH ELF 487 491 NONE
LISA 6308 0 2 0 KHANS OF CALAMITY 549 MIS-MANAGER 6114 490
FRUITY VIRTUES 5235 11 7 1 MORAL FIBER 479 DOG-TIRED 4467 488 NONE
VIRTUE NUTS 5904 3 10 2 MORAL FIBER 479 EMILIO ESTEUEZ 6031 487 NONE
PRISM EYESBRITE 5531 15 19 1 SCARLET KNIGHTS I 507 DRAGULA 4942 488
MALLRAT 6325 0 1 0 VIEW ASKEW 453 BLACK ORC 488 491 NONE
VULGAR 6327 0 1 0 VIEW ASKEW 453 SHEWISH GIANT 489 491 NONE
JERSEY GIRL 6225 3 3 1 VIEW ASKEW 453 DOODLEBUG 6268 490
PERSONAL ADS
Eye I Aye -- I am humiliated! I spoke too soon. Pox on me! -- Blue Blazes,
Humiliated Colorific
Yum-Yum -- You were, indeed, very, very tasty! -- Blue Velvet, Proud Colorific
Blazes -- Now; you get your hiney in gear! No apologies! Kill the "eyes"! -- One-
eyed, one-horned, flying Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager
Dik Dik -- A shot? Come on over to The Bulldog. The shot's on me! It'll be a
blast! -- Dog-Tired, Duelmaster
Dog-Tired -- Congrats again. Duelmasters drink free--even diet mild--at The Bulldog.
-- Kennelworth, Proprietor
The Great Samaritan -- It was a great battle. Man, you tired this ole dog! In the
end, you were "ever the giving sort". -- Dog-Tired
Superbeast -- Well, well. And here I am mere bullion. -- Beef Bullion
Hebert -- Your day will come. -- Calfskin
Critters bea 7-1?! Avast, me landlubbers done might slippin". Damme! -- Mino
Dik Dik -- Cheetah be fast. Yeah. Cat nappin, you know? -- Cherry Cheetah
Takeelya -- Your challenge; both our blood; but mostly yours! -- Almond Albatross
(with "water, water, everywhere")
Screwdriver -- What a twist! Panther power! -- Purple Panther
Blue Blazes -- Looks like it's an aye for and eye. -- I.
Domingo -- Looks like I had a meltdown. -- Atomic Turtle
Street -- My boys are active now. Let's roll. -- Paradox23
Purple Panther -- Bad kitty. Bad! -- Screwdriver
Dog-Tired -- Congrats! Wish I could have seen you and Jello duke it out once before
you left. -- Paradox23
T-Bone Walker -- Well...what did you think would happen? -- Dik-Dik
Almond Albatross -- Enough is enough, off to the Dark Arena with me. -- Takeeyla
Da Heretic -- I guess steel is no match for a blasphemous heretic like yourself. --
Steel
Burn Da Witch -- Hmmmm...something didn't go as planned. You sure don't look like
what I thought you would be.... Ah well, I am sure I'll get a win this next turn! --
Positive Polyana
Tyler Durden -- Ahhhhh...a long sloooooowwwwww dance. Just like I like it. -- Ice
Crissy -- Way to show that Bandit Prince who's boss! -- Detective Kellumbo
Congratulations are in order! To Dog-Tired! Duelmaster! Go get'em, tiger. --
Tankesh
All -- Well, I find my boss, Adie, a bit more occupied than usual...what with having
to contend with new threats to Andoria and the Aruaki, not to mention all of
Alastari. Actually, we might as well make that all of Ghea. That's a tall order,
but then again, she's always done well dealing with more than she should be able to
chew. So, given that, what shall I do with her...I mean MY teams? Whup some invader
butt! THAT'S what I'm talkin' about. Come get some you yellow bellied maggots! --
Tankesh
P.S. The best part about smacking talk is the karma comes around and bites you in
the ass. Then again, I might just be looking for some new gladiators....
Nila Sundancer -- It is time Sun-sister. I am back on the sands. My sword will
watch over thee and we will reach our ultimate goal of freedom and break the fear of
having ever to return to, or live in fear of, those whom we escaped. -- Segallion
Sundancer
Kennelworth -- So how about it? Do we get to add Carris Fallstar to the Bulldog Wall
of Fame? -- Tankesh
Calfskin -- Are you related to Ms. Calfskin? I remember her, another one of the
great Bulldog, NON-scum. -- Tankesh
Hmm...I noticed the ads are pretty quiet for the number of teams here. What's going
on? Have all the invaders lost their huff and puff, and the defenders lost the need
to respond? Well, whatever. I'll just run my own mouth, that'll fill the ads
enough.... -- Tankesh
Fandil the Wise -- Are you coming to town to visit? That'd be nice. Although, I'm
looking more forward to seeing if I can dig up a bit more money and reopen the shop
in Ardivent. How about that? -- Tankesh
All -- Oh, by the way, if you hadn't already noticed, the Tuft Tuggers are back. Let
the scalping begin! -- Tankesh, Mgr. Tuft Tuggers
Memphis Minnie -- Now you've got me singing the blues. The black-and-blues. -- Nila
Sundancer
25 May 2004
TEN TURNS OF HELL:
The KLK Capture The Flag Competition
In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition. The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:) We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.
Rules:
-- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
-- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
-- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
-- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
-- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
-- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
-- Scoring as follows for each turn:
2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
1 pt -- possession any other flag
1 pt -- for each win
1 pt -- for each kill
1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
-- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
-- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
-- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills. (It's the Delarq way.)
-- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)
Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*
* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.
How's that for paying out? (grin) Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in. (You know who you are.)
I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans. Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite. Can you win? Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
Note: Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible. Thanks
guys!
Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAKEEYLA was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MALLRAT was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
VULGAR was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLOOD MONKEY viciously subdued RAINSONG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
LONNIE JOHNSON was narrowly defeated by DOG-TIRED in a 8 minute Challenge match.
AXIOM was vanquished by DIK-DIK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TONY MCALPINE viciously subdued TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 6 minute Challenge competition.
HERMES won victory over WALL OF GLASS in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
SYRLANIA overpowered PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
T-BONE WALKER was savagely defeated by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FRED WEASLEY overpowered NILA SUNDANCER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BIG JOE TURNER was demolished by OPUS X in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
TENDERLOIN demolished DAMNUALL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FORREST GUMP was overpowered by BILLY GIBBONS in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PURPLE PANTHER was vanquished by WARDUKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
RABID SHREW lost to BONNIE RAITT in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
ICE unbelievably bested VIRGINIA'S SECRET in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FLYING NUN was devastated by GLADIUS STARSTRYKE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SLAG savagely defeated HERMOINE in a 3 minute brutal novice's Challenge bout.
DOC STEAL defeated CYCLONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ATOMIC TURTLE devastated KEB' MO' in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA unbelievably bested STRONGBOW in a 2 minute veteran's match.
THE GREAT SAMARITAN won victory over INGRATE WHITE CREEP in a 1 minute master's fray.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER was demolished by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKYWISE vanquished GANYMEDES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARK vanquished JUGULAR in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BEEF BULLION vanquished DOUBLE - TAP in a 1 minute uneven Title bout.
CHERRY CHEETAH handily defeated MEMPHIS MINNIE in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
K. K. DOWNING vanquished BRANFORD HAWKE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
GRANITE IRONBEARD slimly won victory over MOONLIGHT in a exciting 4 minute fight.
PUNCH GRAN CRU overpowered SCREWDRIVER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ATHENA narrowly defeated STAR CRUSHER in a 2 minute bout.
MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEBAT was handily defeated by DA HERETIC in a 2 minute match.
ALMOND ALBATROSS savagely defeated THUNDERSTORM in a 3 minute brutal struggle.
BURN DA WITCH was demolished by SKAMAKAZE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ELIZA PIGERON slimly lost to TYLER DURDEN in a exciting 7 minute brutal fight.
HALO was overcome by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
MIS-MANAGER overpowered BLUE BLAZES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
POSITIVE POLYANA was demolished by KALIDOR THE BOLD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
NEXUS CRAWLER beat FINGERCUFFS in a 1 minute novice's fight.
TAJ MAHAL lost to DESIGNATED SLACKER in a 5 minute brutal amateur's duel.
EYE I. AYE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SEATHE defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 WALL OF STEEL 47 - 33 - 2 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 TOTAL PARRY 122 - 105 - 4 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 STRIKING ATTACK 57 - 55 - 4 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 13 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 82 - 83 - 4 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 20 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 32 - 37 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 LUNGING ATTACK 98 - 117 - 7 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 29 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 68 - 1 36 |
Turn 491 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 3 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 6 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 8 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BEEF BULLION 4501 18 8 3 136 BULLDOGS (157)
SLASHING ATTACK BARK 4177 23 16 0 125 BULLDOGS (157)
WALL OF STEEL NIXIE SEASPRITE 4992 21 16 0 119 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
BASHING ATTACK DIK-DIK 5850 14 5 1 112 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
PARRY-STRIKE LONNIE JOHNSON 4965 21 17 0 101 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
TOTAL PARRY WALL OF GLASS 5534 19 18 0 93 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FRED WEASLEY 4956 17 7 0 92 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANCER 4600 14 13 1 80 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
STRIKING ATTACK GRANITE IRONBEARD 5929 10 9 1 67 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
AIMED BLOW DA HERETIC 5978 4 0 0 54 WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (535)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BARK 4177. The most popular warrior this turn was
TONY MCALPINE 4948. The ten other most popular fighters were GRANITE IRONBEARD 5929,
LONNIE JOHNSON 4965, ELIZA PIGERON 5222, NIXIE SEASPRITE 4992, SLAG 6309, HALO 6189,
TAJ MAHAL 6310, BLOOD MONKEY 5858, TATIANA SEASPRITE 4951, and HERMES 5318.
The least popular fighter this week was DESIGNATED SLACKER 6322. The other ten least
popular fighters were POSITIVE POLYANA 6283, BURN DA WITCH 5975, MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEBAT
6195, SCREWDRIVER 3059, BRANFORD HAWKE 5077, MEMPHIS MINNIE 6067, DOUBLE - TAP 5535,
JUGULAR 5537, GANYMEDES 5800, and SEGALLION SUNDANCER 4600.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BEEF BULLION (11-4501) BULLDOGS (157)
SKYWISE (11-5687) ELFQUEST (515)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DOG-TIRED (11-4467) BULLDOGS (157)