DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/26/2004    Duedate: 12/09/2004

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-503

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WALL OF GLASS
SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
(11-5534) [26-23-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BILLY GIBBONS                  JAZMINE ICE
THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)       HOUSE OF PAIN (458)
(11-6251) [12-6-0,123]         (11-4998) [6-3-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OPUS X                         SKAMAKAZE
OLD BOYS CLUB (483)            SKASMONAUTS (495)
(11-5276) [15-17-1,89]         (11-5928) [10-7-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SKASMONAUTS (495)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE LIVING DEAD (454)       44
2. SKASMONAUTS (495)           43      COLORIFIC (511)
3. SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)        35      Unchartered Team
4. VIEW ASKEW (453)            33
5. BULLDOGS (157)              29      DARK WIND (509)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          175  92  3 65.5   1/11 SKASMONAUTS (495)         9  3 0
 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        914 546 33 62.6   2/10 BULLDOGS (157)            7  2 0
 3/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)           757 597 26 55.9   3/15 COLORIFIC (511)           7  2 0
 4- 6 MANIACAL TUFTS (431)      61  52  1 54.0   4/ 3 TUFT TUGGERS (305)        7  5 1
 5/ 7 WAR-C-KERS (345)         133 117  5 53.2   5/12 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)  7  5 0
 6/ 5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)     75  66  5 53.2   6/ 6 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)      7  8 1
 7/ 8 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)   644 615 18 51.2   7/ 7 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)     7  8 0
 8/ 9 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) 114 109  5 51.1   8/ 8 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)  7  8 0
 9/20 SKASMONAUTS (495)         41  40  1 50.6   9/ 5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)     6  6 1
10/11 TUFT TUGGERS (305)       579 576 20 50.1  10/ 2 ELFQUEST (515)            6  6 0
11/ 0*DARK WIND (509)            6   6  1 50.0  11/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       6  9 0
12/ 0*UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)     3   3  0 50.0  12/ 9 ANIMAL FARM (510)         5  6 0
13-13*GOTHIC MINISTRY (558)      1   1  0 50.0  13/ 4 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)    5  7 0
14/10 ELFQUEST (515)           193 194 10 49.9  14-16 NEVERWAKE (508)           4  3 1
15/15 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)      98  99  5 49.7  15/17 THE LIVING DEAD (454)     4  4 1
16-14 REPTILIAN REBELS (312)    56  57  4 49.6  16/19 IMMORTALS (85)            4 10 0
17-16 NEVERWAKE (508)           47  49  6 49.0  17/20*HOUSE OF PAIN (458)       3  3 0
18-17*DRAGON JUNKIES S.S (498)  14  15  5 48.3  18/18 OLD BOYS CLUB (483)       3  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 IMMORTALS (85)           786 850 60 48.0  19/ 0 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)      2  2 0
20/19 THE LIVING DEAD (454)     65  72  5 47.4  20/14 WAR-C-KERS (345)          2  4 0
21/22 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)    268 308 12 46.5  21/25 VIEW ASKEW (453)          2  5 0
22/21 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 178 208  8 46.1  22-21*LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)   1  0 0
23/ 0 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)      46  57  3 44.7  23-22*DRAGON JUNKIES S.S (498)  1  0 0
24/23 VIEW ASKEW (453)          86 121  4 41.5  24/ 0*DARK WIND (509)           1  0 0
25-24*LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)   11  16  4 40.7  25-23 BRAT PACK II (523)        1  0 0
26-25 BRAT PACK II (523)        27  40  3 40.3  26/ 0*UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)    1  0 0
27/26*HOUSE OF PAIN (458)       13  20  0 39.4  27-24*GOTHIC MINISTRY (558)     1  1 0
28/27 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      203 349  3 36.8  28-26 MANIACAL TUFTS (431)      0  5 0
29/28 OLD BOYS CLUB (483)       33  61  2 35.1  29-27*INGROWN TOENAIL (517)     0  4 0
30-29*INGROWN TOENAIL (517)     10  31  4 24.4  30-28 REPTILIAN REBELS (312)    0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 250): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 502): WALL OF GLASS of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 502): THE THING of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 495): SNAKE CHARMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 491): TELLER FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 491): SCARLET of SCARLET BLADES (Azereth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 492): FIRE of SEEING RED (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 484): DARK STAR of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 453): PISTON HURRICANE of AS FAR AS SIAM (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 446): PORTERHOUSE ARREST of GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 440): SILVER FURY of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 198): BEXLEY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 351): TOSSED SALAD of HIT ME WITH... (PTFT, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 340): LOCKHEART of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 152): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 388): GRAA ROCKBROW of HALL OF GIANT from MALCORN (The
                            Sentinel, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 250): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 502): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 502): FRAG 'EM ALL! (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 495): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 491): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 491): WE ARE SC (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 492): VENOM (Lord Fang, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 484): THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 453): AS FAR AS SIAM (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 446): GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 440): RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 198): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 351): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 340): SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 152): THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 388): NATURE'S FORCE, etc. (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 502): TATIANA SEASPRITE of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Talon Warsmith)
                   (turn 501): SEGALLION SUNDANCER of TUFT TUGGERS (Tankesh Dushanbe)
                               THE GREAT SAMARITAN of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
                               Puerco, mgr.)
                               DRAGULA of THE LIVING DEAD (Dartor, mgr.)
                               DIK-DIK of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 491): FLIMSY of WARCKERS (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 440): SILVER FURY of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
                 (turn 439): BOBBI of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 350): OBITER DICTA of LEGALESE (The Judge, mgr.)
                              GUMMI GHOUL of THE UPSTARTS III (Anti, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to ARUAK CITY once again!  Biff!  Pow!  ARUAK CITY watched with 
glee as KRILL CAVALRY got knocked off top spot by SKASMONAUTS!  You know what they 
say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  COLORIFIC moved up 12 places, to 
3rd.  Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat 
myself.  I ramble.  Well BULLDOGS moved up 8, to 2nd.  What's with ENBALMER?  He 
actually beat THE HEADCUTTERS II's BONNIE RAITT, and walked away with 44 more points 
from the fight.  Laughs were big at SNUGGLEBUNNIES while they watched BLOOD MONKEY 
clobber RAINSONG.  She lost 16 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  Another fighter (STEEL 11-3-0) challenged another Duelmaster (WALL OF GLASS 
26-23-0).  Life goes on.  Try as it might, STEEL wasn't good enough at persuading 
WALL OF GLASS to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want to 
hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  ARUAK CITY thinks NEVERWAKE 
and their 47-49-6 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  The bums 
at BULLDOGS couldn't face the challenges from NEVERWAKE!  No excuse for that!  How 
well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, JAZMINE ICE!  Don't 
make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  DJANGO REINHARDT of THE 
HEADCUTTERS II knows how to pick 'em.  He challenged YELLOW STREAK of COLORIFIC who 
is up by 21.  Now was this a wise move?  DJANGO REINHARDT perhaps got his just 
desserts, seeing as he was subdued by YELLOW STREAK and ended up with 11 recognition 
points.   
     Warriors of ARUAK CITY unite.  You have only your games to lose!  We all knew it 
had to happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't stick around with a 16-16-0, and 
ENBALMER easily took care of BONNIE RAITT.  Tut, tut.  How well I know and share THE 
HEADCUTTERS II's grief over the loss of BONNIE RAITT.  How well I know ENBALMER's 
pride at killing a higher-ranked!  TEDDY RUXPIN larned his lesson (BRANFORD HAWKE 
taught it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any TUFT TUGGERS 
members with the same gusto.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger 
every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALL OF GLASS 5534           26  23  0   121       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILLY GIBBONS 6251           12   6  0   123       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
 ENBALMER 4939                15  18  2   113       THE LIVING DEAD (454)
 SYRLANIA 6107                14  11  0   106       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
 SKAMAKAZE 5928               10   7  0   100       SKASMONAUTS (495)
 NILA SUNDANCER 4872          20  39  0    99       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 SALENA WARSMITH 5524         17  17  1    99       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOWELL DARNO 4594            21  21  0    98       IMMORTALS (85)
 BLOOD MONKEY 5858            10   4  0    91       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
-MARCUS KUERTON 4855           7   5  0    91       MANIACAL TUFTS (431)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRONGBOW 5686               17  27  0    90       ELFQUEST (515)
 ONYX OWL 5548                15  13  0    90       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 OPUS X 5276                  15  17  1    89       OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
 PURPLE PANTHER 6057          13   8  0    86       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 STEEL 6254                   11   3  0    86       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
 WARDUKE 5930                 15  16  2    84       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
 K. K. DOWNING 5655           12  22  1    83       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
 BLUE BLAZES 6280             10   4  0    83       COLORIFIC (511)
 ELMER FUDD 6401              17  17  1    81       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
-JUGULAR 5537                 10   5  0    80       NEVERWAKE (508)
 KHAKI KANGAROO 5547          13   7  1    76       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEBAT 6195    14   6  1    73       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
 TEDDY RUXPIN 6399            19  12  1    70       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 RAINSONG 6128                14  12  0    70       ELFQUEST (515)
 BLUE VELVET 6248             10   3  0    67       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRANFORD HAWKE 5077          15  12  0    66       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
 SKATTERBRAIN 6232             9   6  0    66       SKASMONAUTS (495)
 ALMOND ALBATROSS 6056         9   7  0    64       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-DOUBLE - TAP 5535            12   6  1    63       NEVERWAKE (508)
-GREEN WITH ENVY 5621          7   8  0    63       COLORIFIC (511)
 SUPERBEAST 4943              13  22  1    62       THE LIVING DEAD (454)
 ICE 6275                     13   5  0    62       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
-2XZ 5002                      5   4  2    62       LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
 VAN HELSING 6338             10   2  0    60       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
 JAZMINE ICE 4998              6   3  0    60       HOUSE OF PAIN (458)
 ALBINO RAINBOW 6238           8   9  0    59       WAR-C-KERS (345)
 POSITIVE POLYANA 6283         8   6  0    58       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
 GLADIUS STARSTRYKE 6127       9  17  0    57       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
 TREESTUMP 6369                4   4  0    57       ELFQUEST (515)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUMDROP 5104                 12  11  1    56       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
 PUNCH GRAN CRU 5274           8  24  1    55       OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
 ELIZA PIGERON 5222           10  12  0    54       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
 THUNDERSTORM 6113            10  16  0    53       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
 BUCKING BRAHMA 6372           6   0  0    49       BULLDOGS (157)
-WILDSIDE 5829                 4  12  0    48       BRAT PACK II (523)
 FUZZBALL 5101                11  11  0    47       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
 MISMOSH 5144                 10  17  0    47       IMMORTALS (85)
 DOODLEBUG 6268                4   5  2    46       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
 CALFSKIN 6240                 7  10  1    45       BULLDOGS (157)
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 6295        6   8  0    40       WAR-C-KERS (345)
-HALO 6189                     7   2  1    39       NEVERWAKE (508)
 LINI DAWNWIND 5865            6   5  0    39       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-GUN METAL 5451                3   5  1    39       DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
 HOT DOG 6343                  7   2  1    38       BULLDOGS (157)
 AZURE ASP 6373                4   2  0    38       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 CAO BLACK 6001                4   7  0    34       OLD BOYS CLUB (483)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW STREAK 6239            5   2  0    33       COLORIFIC (511)
-ALLY SHEEDY 6250              4   3  0    33       BRAT PACK II (523)
 BIG DOG 6378                  4   2  0    32       BULLDOGS (157)
 THUNDERBLADE 6367             5   3  0    30       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
 POTATO HEAD JR 6391           5   5  0    29       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 HONEY 6368                    4   4  1    29       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLIE DIXON 6385             1   5  1    29       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
 PUMPKIN ESCOBAR 6178          2   6  0    28       VIEW ASKEW (453)
 DRACULA 6319                  2   1  0    27       UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)
-YOUR KIDZ 5868                4   8  1    26       BRAT PACK II (523)
-BRUCE ALMIGHTY 5003           4   2  2    25       LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
 PAINFIRE 5541                 4   2  1    25       DARK WIND (509)
 SKABBA THE HUTT 6417          2   0  0    25       SKASMONAUTS (495)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMMORN YELLOW EYES 6337      5   7  1    23       ELFQUEST (515)
-BULLOMIA 6342                 3   6  0    23       BULLDOGS (157)
 SILVER LINING 6339            2   5  0    23       COLORIFIC (511)
-ICY TROUSERS 5741             4   4  2    22       INGROWN TOENAIL (517)
-INFERNAL 6421                 1   2  1    22       NEVERWAKE (508)
 ROCKIE DEE 6060               5   6  0    21       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 THE SINGING BANDIT 6349       5   4  0    19       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
-JOLITH DARKSTEEL 5021         2   2  0    19       MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
 MAGILLA GORILLA 6430          2   1  0    19       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
-BULLETPROOF MONK 4999         1   6  0    17       LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
 FIVALO 6345                   4   4  0    16       IMMORTALS (85)
-PALE STRIDER 5454             4   1  0    14       DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
 JO MOONCATCHER 6370           3   5  0    14       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 BIG POPPA PUMP 4995           3   5  0    14       HOUSE OF PAIN (458)
 MEPHISKAPHALES 6438           2   0  0    14       SKASMONAUTS (495)
-HELENA HANDBASKET 6016        1   0  1    14       DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
 BARGAIN BASEMENT 6388         3   3  0    13       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 TAMPA 6440                    1   1  0    12       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
 DJANGO REINHARDT 6384         2   4  0    11       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
 HI-JINX 6454                  1   0  0    11       SKASMONAUTS (495)
-THIEVING SOUL 5752            1   1  0    11       DARK WIND (509)
-DOMINOE 5453                  2   3  1    10       DRAGON JUNKIES S.S. (498)
 JON FLEET 6415                2   3  0     9       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 SERENDIPITY 6375              1   4  0     9       VIEW ASKEW (453)
-DARK WARLOCK 6435             1   0  0     7       GOTHIC MINISTRY (558)
-ACE VENTURA 5816              0   1  0     7       LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
 RANCID 5009                   1   3  0     6       HOUSE OF PAIN (458)
-HIGH PROTECTOR 5644           1   0  0     5       LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
 GANGREL 6456                  1   0  0     5       HOUSE OF PAIN (458)
-THE WOLF MAN 6315             1   0  0     5       UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)
-VOID SMOKE 5545               1   1  0     4       DARK WIND (509)
-ROB LOWE 6374                 1   1  0     4       BRAT PACK II (523)
-FIONA STARMANTLE 5022         0   4  0     4       MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
-DIAMONDBACK 4204              0   2  0     2       REPTILIAN REBELS (312)
-INCUBUS 6434                  0   1  0     1       GOTHIC MINISTRY (558)
 FOXXY LOVE 6447               0   1  0     1       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (526)
 LORTAM 6446                   0   1  0     1       IMMORTALS (85)
-THE MUMMY 6316                0   1  0     1       UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)
-TITANIUM 5137                 0   1  0     1       WAR-C-KERS (345)
 SIMBA 6445                    0   1  0     1       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
-DEVIL'S KNUCKLE 5544          0   1  0     1       DARK WIND (509)
-DR. MIRAKLE 6318              0   1  0     1       UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)
-RINUS 5543                    0   1  0     1       DARK WIND (509)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BONNIE RAITT 5790     16 16 0 THE HEADCUTTERS I 412 ENBALMER 4939         503         
YES IM BAD 6455        0  1 0 HOUSE OF PAIN 458     DARK CHAMPION 492     503 NONE    
TORRIDOR 6348          2  5 0 IMMORTALS 85          HIGH ELF 487          503 NONE    
ROBIN U. BLIND 6396    6  6 0 LORDS OF CHAOS 556    KALIDOR THE BOLD 5244 500 REVENGED
DININ DHUU'NYL 5023    2  2 0 MANIACAL TUFTS 431    HOT DOG 6343          500         
CYCLONE 6237           5  5 1 NEVERWAKE 508         WILLIE DIXON 6385     499 REVENGED
GOLEM PROTOTYPE 6436   0  1 0 TUFT TUGGERS 305      SPYMASTER 490         503 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
KALIDOR THE BOLD 5244 11 10 1 TUFT TUGGERS 305      TEDDY RUXPIN 6399     502 JUST REV
JUSSY 6383             2  3 0 VIEW ASKEW 453        HIGH ELF 487          503 NONE    
FORLANI 6376           2  3 0 VIEW ASKEW 453        WURM KIN 495          503 NONE    
DANTE 6452             0  1 0 VIEW ASKEW 453        DEVELLAN JARA 491     503 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tankesh -- You are a cross between a gremlin and a grinch, except they are a little
nicer. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Tankesh -- And, hah!  Post tournament my Colorifics are starting slowly, but back at
it, with a 2-0.  Hah! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Fivalo -- I feel good!  Now I'm on a streak!  You ain't! -- Yellow Streak, Proud
Colorific

Skatterbrain -- Wow!  A difficult and fine warrior you are.  A lucky lady am I. --
Blue Velvet, Proud Colorific

Billy Gibbon -- Well shazam!  Down right quick and dirty!  I can only salute. --
Purple Panther

Avast ye landlubbers.  This'n old pirate done bea bloody proud ta git yon critter
Ebony Emu back from yon tournee!  Aye! -- Mino

Gladius Starstryke -- Water, water everywhere, nor ary drop to drink. (for you) --
Almond Albatross

Thunderblade -- An asp a day brings your doctor into play. -- Azure Asp (hissing all
the way to the bank)

Wall Of Glass -- Congratulations!  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn.  Tell
Adie none of that cheap stuff for The Duelmaster! -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Detective Kellumbo -- Indeed, honor is a very personal thing; one must satisfy thy
god, fulfill thyself, and stand as an example for thy people. -- Kennelworth

Jolith Darksteel -- Thank you for the pleasure.  My catsup and mustard were
apparently a little too much for your buns. -- Hot Dog

Virginia's Secret -- Obviously you know the secret and I don't.  A tip of the non-
leather hat to you. -- Calfskin

Tankesh -- Well your top-avoider title was stolen.  The culprit tends to have a quiet
bark. -- Kennelworth

Infernal and Doc Steele -- Now make sure you count 'em all. -- Bucking Brahma

Torridor -- Today my bite was as big as my bark. -- Big Dog

Lini Dawnwind -- You are better and prettier and nicer and well-liked and I, well, I
just plain suck! -- Bullomia

Wall of Glass -- That is the first time I can remember that a warrior has lost and
still picked up the throne.  That sure must be bittersweet. -- Steel

Van Helsing -- My, my, my!  That challenge strategy worked like a charm.  Don't worry
though, I am sure that you will get back to your winning ways next turn.  Hang in
there, I know you can do it! -- Positive Polyana

The Great Samaritan -- Heck of a way to leave the arena.  Like in a wooden box. --
Dik-Dik

Cao Black -- Coffee is no match for Ice. -- Ice

Mephaskaphales -- You just keep yourself away from the warm shores of Tampa from now
on. -- DK

Kennelworth -- Thanks for the free drink.  Heck, you're not nearly as bad as Kellumbo
says.  As long as you're buying that is.... -- Dik-Dik

Tankesh -- Keep telling yourself that bit about the avoids if it makes you sleep
better at night.  We all know that you are just scared. -- Kellumbo

Well I do declare.  It appears that ole' Street Legal had another losing turn.  Gotta
hate that. -- DK

Adie -- 0-4!  Ouch...that's gotta hurt as well.  Just in case you thought no one
noticed. -- DK

Tuft Tuggers/Adie -- Big apologies on Kalidor.  I sent Ruxpin on the DC bloodfeud
because I thought he was the only one in my stable who could win.  (I do believe it's
ok to DC on BFs if it's your only chance to win--I hope that isn't too much against
the ethos of this arena.)  He was trying to scum out a victory, like BB the turn
before, but Kalidor hit him enough to send him into an offensive desperation
strategy, alas. -- Huckle Cat, LOC

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
Strikers
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
Pikers
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
Plungers
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
Bashers
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
Wastes
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
Aimers
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JUSSY was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FORLANI was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TORRIDOR was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DANTE was butchered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
GOLEM PROTOTYPE was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
YES IM BAD was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
BRANFORD HAWKE devastated TEDDY RUXPIN in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
BILLY GIBBONS handily defeated SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
STEEL was outwaited by WALL OF GLASS in a 28 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
SYRLANIA vanquished NILA SUNDANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KHAKI KANGAROO was savagely defeated by SKAMAKAZE in a 11 minute Challenge match.
ONYX OWL luckily beat K. K. DOWNING in a 5 minute master's Challenge match.
PURPLE PANTHER was subdued by TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ICE was viciously subdued by OPUS X in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge conflict.
ALBINO RAINBOW was unbelievably bested by BLUE VELVET in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
JAZMINE ICE devastated VIRGINIA'S SECRET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CALFSKIN defeated CAO BLACK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
SKATTERBRAIN narrowly defeated POSITIVE POLYANA in a 6 minute Challenge bout.
WILLIE DIXON was bested by HOT DOG in a popular 6 minute Challenge contest.
DJANGO REINHARDT was luckily beaten by YELLOW STREAK in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
BIG DOG demolished THE SINGING BANDIT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SKABBA THE HUTT won victory over JO MOONCATCHER in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
STRONGBOW was defeated by LOWELL DARNO in a 3 minute veteran's match.
BONNIE RAITT was assassinated by ENBALMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ELMER FUDD overpowered THUNDERSTORM in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAINSONG was demolished by BLOOD MONKEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
WARDUKE overpowered SUPERBEAST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLUE BLAZES vanquished GUMDROP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALMOND ALBATROSS luckily beat FUZZBALL in a popular 3 minute brutal expert's duel.
TREESTUMP demolished DELARQUAN SPY in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
MISMOSH was beaten by DOODLEBUG in a exciting 1 minute fray.
GLADIUS STARSTRYKE viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 2 minute duel.
ELIZA PIGERON subdued AZURE ASP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
PUNCH GRAN CRU was savagely defeated by VAN HELSING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BUCKING BRAHMA overcame LINI DAWNWIND in a action packed 1 minute match.
TIMMORN YELLOW EYES was beaten by PUMPKIN ESCOBAR in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ROCKIE DEE was beaten by SILVER LINING in a exciting 1 minute competition.
THUNDERBLADE handily defeated BIG POPPA PUMP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HONEY savagely defeated BARGAIN BASEMENT in a action packed 5 minute gruesome battle.
FIVALO was devastated by DRACULA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SERENDIPITY was vanquished by PAINFIRE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
POTATO HEAD JR devastated JON FLEET in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RANCID was handily defeated by TAMPA in a 5 minute one-sided conflict.
MAGILLA GORILLA overpowered SIMBA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEPHISKAPHALES defeated LORTAM in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
FOXXY LOVE was outwaited by GANGREL in a 7 minute gruesome amateur's bout.
HI-JINX savagely defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY       60 -  46 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         WALL OF STEEL     49 -  42 -  3      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  20 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-LUNGE       30 -  31 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  46 -  2      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  53 -  4      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         AIMED BLOW        35 -  40 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  23 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    54 -  70 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  45 -  2      42  |

Turn 503 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  9         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  8         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WALL OF GLASS 5534         26  23  0  121 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
STRIKING ATTACK  BILLY GIBBONS 6251         12   6  0  123 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
SLASHING ATTACK  SYRLANIA 6107              14  11  0  106 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
LUNGING ATTACK   SKAMAKAZE 5928             10   7  0  100 SKASMONAUTS (495)
BASHING ATTACK   PURPLE PANTHER 6057        13   8  0   86 ANIMAL FARM (510)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 6399          19  12  1   70 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
WALL OF STEEL    BLUE VELVET 6248           10   3  0   67 COLORIFIC (511)
AIMED BLOW       BRANFORD HAWKE 5077        15  12  0   66 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
PARRY-LUNGE      SKATTERBRAIN 6232           9   6  0   66 SKASMONAUTS (495)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OPUS X 5276.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SKAMAKAZE 5928.  The ten other most popular fighters were OPUS X 5276, SKATTERBRAIN 
6232, POSITIVE POLYANA 6283, HONEY 6368, K. K. DOWNING 5655, FUZZBALL 5101, WILLIE 
DIXON 6385, GLADIUS STARSTRYKE 6127, BUCKING BRAHMA 6372, and PUMPKIN ESCOBAR 6178.

The least popular fighter this week was WALL OF GLASS 5534.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STEEL 6254, TAMPA 6440, KHAKI KANGAROO 5547, HOT DOG 6343, 
GANGREL 6456, SIMBA 6445, JON FLEET 6415, SERENDIPITY 6375, FIVALO 6345, and BIG 
POPPA PUMP 4995.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WALL OF GLASS (11-5534) SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
NILA SUNDANCER (11-4872) KRILL CAVALRY (374)
SALENA WARSMITH (11-5524) SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TATIANA SEASPRITE (11-4951) SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)