DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/15/2005    Duedate: 04/28/2005

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-513

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ALBINO RAINBOW
WAR-C-KERS (345)
(11-6238) [14-13-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ALBINO RAINBOW                 KILL STEELE
WAR-C-KERS (345)               DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
(11-6238) [14-13-0,138]        (11-5726) [5-2-1,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RAINSONG                       ELIZA PIGERON
ELFQUEST (515)                 TUFT TUGGERS (305)
(11-6128) [17-19-0,72]         (11-5222) [16-15-0,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LORDS OF CHAOS (556)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BULLDOGS (157)              43
2. BALANCE OF TERROR (564)     33      COLORIFIC (511)
3. SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)    26      Unchartered Team
4. SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)       25
5. LORDS OF CHAOS (556)        24      DEAD DOC TOADS (516)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          197 102  4 65.9   1/ 9 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)      8  2 0
 2/ 3*DEAD DOC TOADS (516)      15   8  1 65.2   2/ 8 BULLDOGS (157)            8  3 0
 3/ 1 UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)    10   6  0 62.5   3/ 4 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)    7  6 0
 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        934 561 34 62.5   4/ 7 TUFT TUGGERS (305)        6  2 0
 5- 6 MANIC MARVELS (456)       68  46  2 59.6   5- 3 MANIC MARVELS (456)       6  4 0
 6/ 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)  115  83  6 58.1   6/ 1 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)  6  7 1
 7/ 7 BULLDOGS (157)           779 611 26 56.0   7/13 IMMORTALS (85)            6  9 0
 8/ 8 WAR-C-KERS (345)         148 127  5 53.8   8/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)           5  3 1
 9- 9 MANIACAL TUFTS (431)      65  56  1 53.7   9/ 6 ANIMAL FARM (510)         5  3 0
10/10 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507) 126 119  5 51.4  10/10 ERRATA (372)              4  2 0
11/11 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)   662 637 18 51.0  11/ 5 WAR-C-KERS (345)          4  3 0
12/13 TUFT TUGGERS (305)       605 593 20 50.5  12/12 NEVERWAKE (508)           4  6 2
13-12 REPTILIAN REBELS (312)    60  59  4 50.4  13/14 THE LIVING DEAD (454)     3  3 0
14/ 0*BALANCE OF TERROR (564)    2   2  1 50.0  14/18 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)  3  3 0
15/17 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)     110 115  5 48.9  15/24 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)     3  8 0
16/14 ELFQUEST (515)           205 216 10 48.7  16-17 MANIACAL TUFTS (431)      2  0 0
17/18 IMMORTALS (85)           792 864 60 47.8  17/20*DEAD DOC TOADS (516)      2  0 0
18/15 ERRATA (372)              18  20  0 47.4  18/ 0*BALANCE OF TERROR (564)   2  2 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 THE HEADCUTTERS II (412) 205 229  9 47.2  19/16 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       2 13 1
20/23 BALLAD OF THE BLAD (415)  16  18  0 47.1  20-23 REPTILIAN REBELS (312)    1  1 0
21/19 THE LIVING DEAD (454)     68  77  5 46.9  21/22 BALLAD OF THE BLAD (415)  1  1 0
22/22 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)    281 334 12 45.7  22/11 ELFQUEST (515)            1  6 0
23/21 NEVERWAKE (508)           55  66  9 45.5  23/ 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)   0  3 0
24/24 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      218 383  4 36.3  24/21 UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 255): CHAOS WARRIOR of CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 512): K. K. DOWNING of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 512): VISIGOTH of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 505): MAYBE LATER of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 501): STONEFISH of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 501): TRIMOX of OSCO INTOXICATORS (Osco, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 502): TWISTED SISTER of IT'S ALL RELATIVE (Alfredo
                           Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 494): BERTHA of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 463): DARK LENORA of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 456): THE VEAL DEAL of GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 446): KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 203): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 361): THE-SHOCKER of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 350): SHADY LADY of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 157): MORROLAN E'DRIEN of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo
                             Puerco, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 398): PEPSI of OVERWORLD from FIREHOLD (Papaiz, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 255): LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 512): THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 512): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 505): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 501): AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 501): OSCO INTOXICATORS (Osco, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 502): VENOM (Lord Fang, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 494): THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 463): BLOOD ANGELS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 456): GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 446): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 203): SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 361): SILENT WARRIORS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 350): EMPIRE OF THE SUN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 157): THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 398): THE POISON CLAN (Master Tazo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 512): K. K. DOWNING of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
                               BLUE BLAZES of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               LOWELL DARNO of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 505): MAYBE LATER of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 501): PINK of SEEING RED (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 446): KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 361): THE-SHOCKER of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
                          WILDFIRE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
                          NEWCASTLE of BEERBARIANS (The Dark One, mgr.)
              (turn 360): DEMURRER of LEGALESE (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 156): THE SADMAN of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco)
                             WHIPSNADE of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco)
                             DASKINOR of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

My thanks to Enbalmer for giving me a shot at the throne, as regardless of win or
loss (as long as I stayed a CC) I would be graduating.  I am proud to have finally
been able to sit upon the throne and watch the weeks fights from this fine vantage
point.  And I wasn't even "Breakin' the Law" to do it.  I was brought into the fold
shortly after the invasion began as a speed lunger, and unfortunately I only learned
2 DEC skills along the way so my record suffered greatly.  I am giving one last shot
to that Dark Owl fellow to see if I can manage a second win against him before I
leave this fair city for the Isle.  If I cannot match him I'm going to fight by
torchlight to see if I cannot defeat one of those big uglies.

I graduate with a master in ATT, advance experts in DEF and INI, and an expert in
Riposte.  I'm not going to give away all my goodies as I will NOT be retiring, but I
got outstanding rhythms, no tactics, and a blah weapon (my manager was sure it was
the LO but nope it's the SH), and I am +5 ATT (ambi) and +2 DEF.  Hopefully now I
will be able to make a better showing that my favorites have been revealed.  So
"Hellbent for Leather" I'm "Headed out to the Highway" "Screamin' for Vengeance" and
going to rock on the Isle.  Farewell, Aruak, I will visit you often!

K.K. Downing

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ARUAK CITY!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, THE HEADCUTTERS II 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by LORDS OF CHAOS!  Way to 
go LORDS OF CHAOS!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in ELFQUEST again!  
Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  The guys at 
SCARLET KNIGHTS like really pulled together to get a 2-1-0 this turn, moving up by 9. 
What was the name of that team who got 4-0-0 this turn for a total 779-611-26 you 
ask?  (Sure)  BULLDOGS' their name, and fighting's their game!  This new team BALANCE 
OF TERROR shows promise, and that's all I'm going to say (for now).  MVP award for 
GREEN WITH ENVY?  COLORIFIC's proud of her after beating ENBALMER and getting 24 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ELMER FUDD got smashed by VAN HELSING, and 
lost 16 points!  Like, LOWELL DARNO must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the 
Duelmaster from THE HEADCUTTERS II.  Does this guy have a death wish or what!  Was 
that a tear I saw in LOWELL DARNO's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't 
K. K. DOWNING fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  NEVERWAKE was ARUAK CITY's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why TUFT TUGGERS' been 
avoiding NEVERWAKE so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is LOWELL 
DARNO popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of ARUAK CITY!  He's got a 
24-22-0, is that good?  People were asking me did WILLIE DIXON REALLY challenge 
KALIDOR THE BOLD?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but KALIDOR THE BOLD wants me to write about it since 
he subdued WILLIE DIXON.  Satisfied?  THUD must not be a good enough fighter to get 
in fair fights.  He challenged COOKIE MONSTER.  9 is a big difference.  (Well, that's 
what they tell me.) I thought THUD showed great skill and promise when he was beat by 
COOKIE MONSTER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't 
believe how many people were snickering when GREEN WITH ENVY killed ENBALMER.  So he 
had a 16-21-2, that's no excuse!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would 
like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ARUAK CITY is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALBINO RAINBOW 6238          14  13  0   138       WAR-C-KERS (345)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARDUKE 5930                 21  20  2   115       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
 GREEN WITH ENVY 5621         13  10  1   114       COLORIFIC (511)
 ONYX OWL 5548                23  15  0   112       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-FRED WEASLEY 4956            19   7  0   109       GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
-RON WEASLEY 4500             21  10  0   107       GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
-AXIOM 3918                   12   5  0   104       ERRATA (372)
 TEDDY RUXPIN 6399            22  15  1   103       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 DRACULA 6319                  8   3  0    98       UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)
 HOT DOG 6343                 15   4  1    97       BULLDOGS (157)
 MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEBAT 6195    16  11  1    92       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
-MARCUS KUERTON 4855           7   5  0    91       MANIACAL TUFTS (431)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLUE VELVET 6248             16   6  0    89       COLORIFIC (511)
 LINI DAWNWIND 5865           13   8  0    89       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 HONEY 6368                   10   8  1    89       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
-LORD BENNETT 4974            17   3  0    87       MANIC MARVELS (456)
 VAN HELSING 6338             15   7  0    87       SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
-BIG LOU 4971                 14   7  2    87       MANIC MARVELS (456)
 REQUIEM 4472                  9   7  0    87       BALLAD OF THE BLADE (415)
 ALMOND ALBATROSS 6056        13   9  0    86       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BRANFORD HAWKE 5077          20  16  0    84       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
-BODEL 4970                   13  11  0    84       MANIC MARVELS (456)
 ELIZA PIGERON 5222           16  15  0    82       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
 THUNDERBLADE 6367            11   7  0    80       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
 SUPERBEAST 4943              15  24  1    79       THE LIVING DEAD (454)
 ELMER FUDD 6401              18  22  1    78       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 BIG DOG 6378                  9   5  0    77       BULLDOGS (157)
 RAINSONG 6128                17  19  0    72       ELFQUEST (515)
 HALO 6189                    11   4  2    69       NEVERWAKE (508)
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 6295       11  13  0    68       WAR-C-KERS (345)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUCKING BRAHMA 6372           9   4  0    63       BULLDOGS (157)
-WARCHANT 4470                 4   1  0    63       BALLAD OF THE BLADE (415)
 THE SINGING BANDIT 6349      11   8  0    62       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
 KALIDOR THE BOLD 6441         7   2  0    62       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
 CALFSKIN 6240                10  15  1    59       BULLDOGS (157)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TREESTUMP 6369                9   9  0    56       ELFQUEST (515)
-TITANIUM 5137                 4   2  0    56       WAR-C-KERS (345)
 YELLOW STREAK 6239            7   4  0    55       COLORIFIC (511)
 GLADIUS STARSTRYKE 6127       9  27  0    54       SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
 KILL STEELE 5726              5   2  1    52       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISMOSH 5144                 10  21  0    51       IMMORTALS (85)
 POTATO HEAD JR 6391           8   7  0    50       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 DJANGO REINHARDT 6384         8   8  1    42       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
 WILLIE DIXON 6385             6  10  1    42       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
 ROCKIE DEE 6060               8  13  0    37       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JO MOONCATCHER 6370           7  11  0    32       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 FRANK ZAPPA 6484              3   2  0    29       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
 JEB MERCLUE 6483              3   3  0    28       TUFT TUGGERS (305)
-LORD KRONOS 6111              2   1  0    28       MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
 BARGAIN BASEMENT 6388         6   5  0    27       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
-SILVER LINING 6339            4   6  0    27       COLORIFIC (511)
-DIAMONDBACK 4204              4   4  0    26       REPTILIAN REBELS (312)
-MR. B. 6249                   2   2  0    26       MANIC MARVELS (456)
 RICK DERRINGER 6463           5   5  0    25       THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
-MOLTEN METAL 5720             3   3  0    25       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VINCENT 5729                  3   0  0    23       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
 FIVALO 6345                   5   7  0    22       IMMORTALS (85)
 COOKIE MONSTER 6490           2   2  0    22       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 BOOTSTRAP RIBEYE 6465         6   2  0    20       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
 ANISHINABE 6522               1   0  0    20       BALANCE OF TERROR (564)
 FENRIS 3916                   4   3  0    19       ERRATA (372)
 JON FLEET 6415                2  13  0    19       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-CROW BAR 5721                 2   1  0    17       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
 THUD 6475                     2   3  1    16       NEVERWAKE (508)
 WINDCHASER 6469               1   7  1    16       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-DOMINGO 6313                  3   0  0    15       MANIC MARVELS (456)
-MOO MOO 6474                  2   0  0    14       BULLDOGS (157)
 HERMOINE 6302                 1   4  0    13       GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (418)
 ALINNAQ 6521                  1   0  1    11       BALANCE OF TERROR (564)
-THE MUMMY 6316                1   1  0    11       UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)
-AQUA ARACHNID 6511            1   1  0    10       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BURST 6514                    1   0  0    10       NEVERWAKE (508)
-CANTICLE 4473                 2   2  0     9       BALLAD OF THE BLADE (415)
-LEAD 5936                     2   1  0     7       DEAD DOC TOADS (516)
 DIRK DARKBLADE 6528           1   1  0     7       IMMORTALS (85)
 JEREMIAH JAY COOKE 6520       1   0  0     5       GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
-LAMENTATION 4795              1   0  0     5       BALLAD OF THE BLADE (415)
-THE WOLF MAN 6315             1   0  0     5       UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)
-FUGUE 4469                    0   5  0     5       BALLAD OF THE BLADE (415)
-19SZ3DF 3920                  0   4  0     4       ERRATA (372)
-DEATHBRINGER 3919             0   4  0     4       ERRATA (372)
-FIONA STARMANTLE 5022         0   4  0     4       MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
 TORRY FATEGIVER 6534          0   1  0     1       IMMORTALS (85)
 TSIMSHJAN 6523                0   1  0     1       BALANCE OF TERROR (564)
 CHEMSEN 6524                  0   1  0     1       BALANCE OF TERROR (564)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
TIMMORN YELLOW E 6337  8 12 1 ELFQUEST 515          DJANGO REINHARDT 6384 511         
RISE 5817              1  3 0 ERRATA 372            THUD 6475             511         
AUGUSTINE 6510         0  2 0 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 253  WINDCHASER 6469       513         
DA SCUM 3 6320         0  1 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 418 SPYMASTER 490         513 NONE    
GINNY WEASLEY 6303     0  1 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 418 DARK CHAMPION 492     513 NONE    
ENBALMER 4939         16 21 2 THE LIVING DEAD 454   GREEN WITH ENVY 5621  513         
RIBBONS 6527           0  1 0 NEVERWAKE 508         BANDIT PRINCE 493     513 NONE    
GRINDER 6536           0  1 0 NEVERWAKE 508         ALINNAQ 6521          513         
THUNDERSTORM 6113     11 24 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 375   HALO 6189             512         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

K.K. Downing -- Duelmaster and Lord Protector all in one turn.  A big salute from The
Bulldogs.  Come on over to The Bulldog Inn and celebrate with free DM drinks. --
Kennelworth, Proprietor

Lady Adie -- Smart move avoiding those dangerous Bulldogs.  A tuft is a painful thing
to lose! -- Kennelworth

Well, well, we see that Halo has finally found a way to start winning again.
Downchallenge when you cannot beat the good guys.  Seems only appropriate for a loser
of a leader.  We will pray that Halo and his manager find courage and honor some day.
Until then, they will have to live with the size small pink jock straps holding their
tidbits together. -- Kennelworth

Eliza -- I don't know really what I want.  I guess to find a way to keep from getting
skinned each fight! -- Calfskin

Jolith -- I have been fighting like I have already taken the "fifth" and subsequently
guzzled it preflight!  Just ask Big Lou! -- Big Dog (hiccup!)

Gladius Starstryke -- Thank the gods I found you again or my whole record would have
become "bull". -- Bucking Brahma

Rainsong -- A foot long hotdog takes a looooooooong time to engulf, and many cannot
get it all down.  Know what I mean? -- Hot Dog

Avast ye maties!  Me Asp hiss done been buried at yon sea.  Me Owl n' Arachnid done
gathered 'nother W.  Aye.  Life be bloody fine! -- Mino

Congratulations to KK Downing, Duelmaster!  And to his immortality and that of Blue
Blazes and Lowell Darno!  Well done!  Drinks at the Bulldog. -- Adie

Puerco -- Yeah, one moment I was too busy saving the world, and the next, my author
was lost on the great plains.  Then I was busy at the Bulldog, and before you know
it, Tankesh is complaining about no money for the turn...aye yai yai....  So, they
missed a turn. -- Adie

Scribe -- Excuses, excuses.... :) -- Tankesh

Django Reinhardt -- I may be a skinny French girl, but you were 'handily defeated'.
One down. -- Eliza

Willie Dixon -- Oh!  Look at that!  Somebody learned their lesson.  Two down. --
Kalidor

Warduke -- You...are evil.  Go find somebody else to whup on. -- Branford

Persistent Beggar -- I guess it doesn't pay to be persistent. -- Jeb

Vilnius Shillington decided to change careers at the tourney.  Maybe he'll be back,
maybe he won't. -- Tuft Tuggers

Fivalo -- May I have just one more taste? -- Lord Kronos

Dartor -- Now that you've (or Enablmer, anyway) announced the phasing-out of your
second team, you're sure to get a fabulous roll-up for it.  It's just the way things
work--I don't have to tell you.... -- Generalissimo Puerco

Tank-boy -- Nice job in the tourney, old boy.  I'll bet you were sore the next
morning! -- Generalissimo Puerco
P.S.  RIP Vilnius and Jolith.

Tankesh -- Don't waste my time. -- Syrlania

Big Dog -- Oh, man, now you have a TV?  That's just great....  Well, anyway,
congratulations. -- The Singing Bandit

Jolith's Ghost -- I never said I wanted to KILL anybody!  Anyway, weren't we talking
about Hot Dog?  Why am I talking to your ghost, for that matter? -- The Singing
Bandit
P.S.  I'm not the paradoxical one.  I believe you're thinking of The Screaming Mime,
which shows just how long you had been following the Aruak City action (prior to your
untimely demise, of course).

All -- Good grief!  Scum, scum, and more scum!  If they weren't so docile in their
winning ways, I'd be complaining. -- Generalissimo Puerco

Armalias -- Best of luck in the bloodfeud!  I was saying to Adie that it is too bad
Warduke can't do the job for you. -- Generalissimo Puerco

New Protectors -- Congratulations!  That goes double for the venerable Lowell, I
should say. -- Generalissimo Puerco

28 March 2005
Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order
to continue playing?  Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with
case law or legal advice?  The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from
us once (though I recently had that decision overturned).  I believe it's only a
matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need
be.  I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated!  I
can be contacted at:
     Danny Warren
     #28341
     P.O. Box 250
     Draper, UT  84070
     or:
     Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47

28 March 2005
Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest
contest ever to grace the arena sands!  Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got
it going on!  What is this contest?  It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!!
This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up
some of the slack.  Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?).  It's an
"alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time.
Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. --
Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances

28 March 2005
Contest Announcement
====================
It's finally here!  ScumFest 2005!  The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are
formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest
scum in all of Alastari!

Who:  All Scum in Alastari
What:  Scum Fest 2005!
Where:  Talahya
When:  May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499

Rules
======
The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at
the end of the 10th round.

Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order):
- Head to Head Record
- Win/Loss Percentage
- Average Fight Length
(We'll go into overtime if they're still tied)

There are no other rules.  A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to
accomplish his goal.  Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc.
Anything goes!

To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter,
declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com

Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants.  You may enter the
competition up until Turn 494.

Prizes will be announced after the competition begins.  The point of the contest is
to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize.

Good luck and Happy Scumming!

-- Manager

6 April 2005
                                SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE

     I would like to make a formal announcement to all the managers of Alastari that
the inaugural/memorial challenge put forth by Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest (Richard
Hammes) has been approved by the commission.  The contest will be held in TROCAR,
arena 54, beginning on the turn that starts around June 2nd.  Keep in mind that this
is a slow arena.  Before I go on, I would like to personally thank the commission for
procuring an outstanding top prize for this contest.  This announcement follows my
last and entry into the contest will be a minimum $5 donation, which I will pool and
give to a charity in the San Diego area in Richard Hammes' name and memory.  My
address is at the end.  Once the donation is made, I intend to notify RSI of the
charity and amount we donated as a matter of pride for them and us in this game!  I
will notify everyone in an all arena ad as well.
     The contest is pretty simple.  Any team may enter, there are no restrictions on
fight experience!  There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed
and only one single use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins.  To
help eliminate any interference, I am going to allow avoids of non-contest teams in
case they are there to manipulate and affect the winner of the contest.  Scoring is
as follows:

1 point for winning
1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill)
1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of
     personals beyond one you still only get one point).  Make sure it is written
     from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will
     not get the point.
-1 point for losing
-1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed)

     The contest will last for 12 turns, again beginning roughly June 2nd.  May I
point out that if you use your Dark Arena fight you will get either 2 points, for
winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights count in the scoring.  It matters not if
you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-in; they still count as much as fighting a
contest warrior.  This will be a test of basic strategy with a touch of luck added in
as well.
     If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each
warrior entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in
death, cannot score points!  Break the no DA, challenge, or avoid rules (except
avoids of non-contest teams) and you will be DQ'd as soon as the transgression is
discovered.  To keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no
messing with these rules.  Of course you may DA the one time, just as a
clarification, but the second time gets you DQ'd.  This also counts if it is found
you bring a second team in for the purpose of making challenges.  You can bring a
second team, just don't think they can challenge to give you an advantage.  This
means DQ to your contest team.  A second team may also enter the contest with its own
donation of $5 and adherence to the rules.  Well, enough of that, I'm sure you'd like
to see the prizes so here they are:

1st place - +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1
     favorite knowledge
2nd place - +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge
3rd place- +1 bonus for one warrior
Iron Manager - Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion

     The resurrection potion may be used on any FE warrior, however the favorites and
+1 bonus potions must be used on a warrior with at least 5 FE.  These prizes also
must be used within 2 turns of the ending of the contest.  Even those rookie level
teams can figure out a way to use that resurrection potion if you think night fight
;), after the contest of course, so don't think this is only good for experienced
teams!  Check your rosters and unused RU's and see if you can't find a reason to come
and test your mettle!
     Again, entry fee is a minimum $5 donation, money order preferred method but if
that doesn't work for you we can figure alternate means.  If a hopeful entrant
happens to be incarcerated and the only real means of making the donation is an
account transfer, please make sure you let me know where the transfer came from and
which team it is for.  I prefer that this only be used as donation method by
incarcerated players unless otherwise discussed with me.  Please drop me an email, or
diplo my team in Tobir(14), letting me know you are sending a donation for entry and
the amount so I can be on the lookout for it in the mail.  Thanks to all who have
sent their sympathies regarding our game's loss of a kind and admirable soul and my
best wishes to all!

Street Legal
Jeff Bura
193 Pepperidge Dr.
Wixom, MI 48393
triumph1971@hotmail.com
THE DEATH SQUAD (63) in Tobir, arena 14

12 April 2005
                               A Question of Contests
                               by Hammer the WordSmith

     The familiar figure of a veteran manager clad in an Elven War Cloak at a lone
outpost somewhere near the cross roads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen sorted through his
vast disarray of DM papers and notes.
     Hammer pondered upon the recent dispatches that he had received regarding the
upcoming contests that he had been invited to participate in; after all, most contest
managers enjoyed having a HAMMERZ stable on the sands, due to the fact that they were
usually comprised of dues paying gladiators who were just a cut above the average RSI
Stand Ins.
     The Scum Fest in ADM sponsored by the veteran manager named Manager looked like
an entertaining offer, but alas, Hammer had NO candidates worthy enough to warrant
spending the cycle fees for their fleeting participation in such a contest.
     Perhaps sometime in the future, when Hammer succeeded in graduating some Aimers
and a promising candidate from one of his slow arena stables, would be the proper
time.
     TW4 in DM 47 was already on Hammer's list of contests to participate in,
especially with the convening of the Clown Circus in North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena,
along with all the other zany personalities and alliances that promised to make this
the greatest ever Turf War contest that Alastari had ever witnessed upon the bloody
arena sands!
     Those same Clowns had sent Hammer an invitation to participate in a contest that
their Dark Knighties were sponsoring in an Andorian slow arena, but Hammer also had
an invitation to send a stable to DM 54 for a contest being held in the memory of
Slaughter Priest, one of Hammer's former alliance mates who had met with an untimely
and violently unexpected death while doing a good deed for a friend off world in San
Diego.
     Also added into the mix was an intriguing contest being sponsored by Zalgor
Prigg that was to be staged in a few months in the currently closed DM 13 Dullens
Regular Arena.
     Zalgor had contacted Hammer earlier in the year to inform the veteran manager
that his newest contest would feature a first round Dark Arena Challenge to level the
playing field.  Also, each gladiator would have a hyphenated Style listing after
their name for the Style Masters competition.
     An All Arena Ad Announcement was expected to be filed by Zalgor sometime before
the Summer 2005 Tourney, thus allowing the DM 13 Dark Arena Replacement Warriors from
the Dullens Contest to enter the Rookie Fall Mailer Tourney to prep for the contest.
     Hammer had been considering sponsoring such a Dark Arena First Round Type
Contest, but it would be much better to just enter the Zalgor sponsored contest,
rather than to be subjected to all the current Contest Host Harassment that was
plaguing the many contest arenas throughout Alastari.
     A grim smile crossed the lips of Hammer as he thought about the possibility of
the Clowns getting a taste of their own medicine while sponsoring their Andorian
contest.
     Hammer quickly took a pen and paper, writing instructions to his gladiator
trainer GrimmDorr at his Hammerz Flower Garden Morya Manor Estate on the Lake on the
outskirts of the DM 28 Morya Arena, to assemble a Cast of Cast Offs to enter the
upcoming contest being sponsored by Zalgor Prigg.
     Hammer jotted down a note to file the following stable with the Gladiatorial
Commission once Zalgor Prigg had announced the contest in Dullens DM 13 Arena:
     ASTONISH HAMMERS stable to register DARK ARENA HAMMER--SL, DARK ARENA HAMMER--
ST, DARK ARENA HAMMER--AB, DARK ARENA HAMMER--BA and DARK ARENA HAMMER--PS for the
Zalgor Prigg sponsored contest in Dullens DM 13 whenever the Gladiatorial Commission
was ready.
     Hammer then turned his attention to the two slow arena contest invitations that
tugged at his emotions for full participation.
     However, there was only room for one more stable addition in the current plans
of the veteran manager, who had deactivated his SNOW CALL HAMMERZ in DM 50 to devote
his attention to entering a new stable in a promising slow arena contest.
     Street Legal had recently cleared the air with the Gladiatorial Commission in
regards to sponsoring SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE in DM 54, which would begin in Trocar
around the first week of June.
     As yet, there seemed to be NO OFFICIAL ALL ARENA ANNOUNCEMENT from the Clowns
regarding their contest in an Andorian slow arena.
     These Clowns had a lot to learn about sponsoring and advertising contests!
     Hammer thought back to two years ago when Maximillian had convinced the veteran
manager to Co-Sponsor Maximillian's Morya Madness in the DM 28 slow arena.
     Abarsis the Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades in the
Madness by entering a stable named LEE FAMILY.
     LEE FAMILY had NOT missed a single fight during the Madness until Slaughter
Priest's life was snuffed out one dark night in San Diego while helping a friend.
     When the Delarq Death Fest was sponsored by Hammer in the DM 59 Illis slow
arena, Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades by sending a stable
named FASCIST DROOL to compete for the Ten Death Fest Prize Categories.
     Abarsis the Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes had been a true DM friend and
a fine competitor among many, not to mention a close comrade in arms while Hammer had
been a member of the Vendetta Cartel.
     As was written by Street Legal a.k.a. Jeff Bura in a recent All Arena Ad Eulogy
to the Memory of Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes:
     "On November 10, 2004, Richard Hammes was taken from us in a senseless act of
violence during a robbery attempt at a friend's store where he sometimes worked.  He
was watching the store so his friend could go home to tend to his son who had taken
ill."
     Now the DM Community who either knew Rich personally from the RT and VC Emails,
or from crossing blades on the sands with this avid DM competitor; now have the
opportunity to Honor His Memory by competing in a DM 54 contest held in his Honor.
     Could Hammer do no less?
     This was an opportunity to set aside personal goals and allocate the necessary
funds to enter a stable in SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE to Honor the Memory of Rich Hammes!
     Hammer quickly filled out an entry form to dispatch to the Gladiatorial
Commission to register the following stable in DM 54 Trocar for SLAUGHTER'S
CHALLENGE:
     Be it known that MEMORIAL HAMMERZ are hereby registering SLAUGHTER HAMMER, FASC
DROOL HAMMER, LEE FAMILY HAMMER, HONOR RICH HAMMER and GRUNGE GRL HAMMER in DM 54
Trocar for the Street Legal sponsored contest in Honor of Richard Hammes a.k.a.
Abarsis the Slaughter Priest.
     GRUNGE GIRL was one of Slaughter Priest's warriors from his FASCIST DROOL.
stable that was entered in the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59 Illis Arena, so it was only
fitting to name one of the MEMORIAL HAMMERZ gladiators after one of Rich's warriors
that had competed in a Hammer Sponsored Contest.
     Hammer leaned back in his chair and reflected upon the memories of his fallen
comrade from his days in the Vendetta Cartel. Tears moistened the veteran manager's
eyes upon every remembrance of his fallen VC comrade in arms.
     Hopefully the odd assortment of veteran and newbie managers would answer the
call to cross blades in Honor of the fallen Slaughter Priest in the type of contest
that Rich had envisioned to one day Sponsor and Participate with some of Alastari's
Finest Managers!
     This One's for YOU Rich/Slaughter Priest; May You Rest in Peace!

Hammer
WordSmith
WeaponSmith
Minister of War
kLk Knight
Illuminati Ice Pick

12 April 2005
                           FRATSFA'S QUEST FOR THE BEST!!!

     Rollup certs aplenty!  Need to know favorites for warriors initiate or above?
SURE!  Renaming of both the arena and the D.A. Monsters?  Why not!  Skill bonus
potions?  Of course!  This and more is all possible for the top 10 (ten) teams in:
Fratsfa's Quest for the Best!
     What does it cost you ask?  NOTHING!  Who is running the contest and putting up
the total of 30 rollup certs as prizes to be split up amongst the top 6 (six) teams?
Dark Knight Wasby, Dark Knight Goat and Dark Knight Toker of the Desolate Empire of
vendett@UNITED!  The gaming commission is also going to supply prizes for the top 10
(ten) teams.  Where?  FRATSFA DM-52!  When?  The month of July, T-207.
     Rules!  We, of the Desolate Empire, do not like the word Rules!  So, we use the
term requirements.  Here they are:

1.  One team per manager entered in the contest.
2.  Only (1) Total Parry on your team at a time.
3.  You must declare (1) warrior as your team's scout.
4.  Managers that have teams established in Fratsfa must have 3 (three) warriors in
    the initiates class by the contest's 3rd turn.  (If they wish to compete, or can
    send in new team!)
5.  If you bloodfeud, you must use a different warrior each time to score the
    bloodfeud points.
6.  You must declare your team in the p-ads to be entered.

7.  A declared champion and scout cannot be the same warrior.
8.  Champions are not required (manager's choice)!  Champions must be declared on the
    first fight.

     We are also offering 25 bonus points to managers that submit a brief history (5
paragraph minimum) including your manager and team name by the contest's 3rd turn.
These points will be added to the scores on turn 211.
     Now, on to the scoring:  Wins + Kills - Losses = base score
                                     Base score + Variants = Total Score

BASE SCORE POINTS
WIN = +1 point
KILL = +1 point
LOSS = -1 point

VARIANT SCORES
SCOUT WIN = +2 points
SCOUT LOSS = -2 points
SCOUT DEATH = -5 points
CHAMPION WIN = +3 points
CHAMPION LOSS = -3 points
STYLE MASTER FOR TURN = +1 point
MOST AVOIDED TEAM = +2 points
SUCCESSFUL BLOODFEUD = +2 points
FAILED BLOODFEUD = -2 points

     Let's say (a) team goes 3-2-2 = 3 wins + 2 kills - 2 losses = +3 base score.
His champion won (+3 pts) and is style master for this turn (+1 pt).  His scout lost
(-2), for a total turn score of +5 points.
     Now, let's say (b) team goes 1-4-1 = 1 win + 1 kill - 4 losses = -2 pts.  His
fighting marvel of a scout won (+2 pts) and the scout's win was a successful
bloodfeud (+2 pts).  So, the total points for the turn would be +2 points.  (There
was no champion on this team.)

Now on to the prizes:

1ST PLACE "FRATSFA'S BEST":
     1)  12 (Twelve) rollup gift certificates transferred to "Fratsfa's Best"
         ultimate victor.
     2)  Renaming of Fratsfa's arena for 6 (six) months.
     3)  Renaming of D.A. monsters: Wurmkin', Bandit Prince and Black Orc.
     4)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     5)  1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.**
2ND PLACE
     1)  8 (eight) rollup gift certificates transferred to 2nd place manager.
     2)  Rename the D.A. monsters:  Dark Champion and High Elf.
     3)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     4)  1 (one) +1 bonus potion.*
3RD PLACE
     1)  4 (four) rollup gift certificates transferred to 3rd place manager.
     2)  Renaming of D.A. monsters Mountain Troll and Shewish Giant.
     3)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     4)  1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.**
4TH PLACE
     1)  3 (three) rollup gift certificates
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     3)  Rename D.A. Monster Stone Golem
5TH PLACE
     1)  2 (two) rollup gift certificates
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     3)  Rename D.A. monster Spy Master
6TH PLACE
     1)  1 (one) rollup gift certificate
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
7TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
8TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
9TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
10 PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
STABLE STAMINA AWARDS:
     All teams that fight at least 67 of the possible 75 fights will get 1 (one) FREE
tournament entry for a warrior of that team in the first tournament after the
completion of "Fratsfa's Quest for the Best"!

-- NOTE --
* -- All potions must be used within 2 (two) turns of the contest and on initiate
(tournament class) or higher character on the same team that competed in Fratsfa,
non-transferable.
*  1 (one) favorites potion gives all faves:  Rhythm, Tactic and Weapon.
** 1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion gives +1 to 1 (one) skill.

    Our thanks go to RSI for their cooperation with us on the prizes they have
sponsored to make this contest of ours a reality.
     Any questions can be addressed to Toker, mgr. Vincere Aut Mori in DM 18 or by
email:  darkknighttoker@yahoo.com!  OR to Goat, mgr. Desolate Ones DM 47 or to Wasby,
mgr. Soul Forge in DM 47.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RIBBONS was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA SCUM 3 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
GINNY WEASLEY was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLUE BLAZES was vanquished by ALBINO RAINBOW in a 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.
LOWELL DARNO luckily beat K. K. DOWNING in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
TEDDY RUXPIN slimly won victory over MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEBAT in a 6 minute fight.
DRACULA was bested by ONYX OWL in a popular 4 minute Challenge competition.
GREEN WITH ENVY put to death ENBALMER in a 1 minute expert's Challenge melee.
REQUIEM vanquished VIRGINIA'S SECRET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ELIZA PIGERON viciously subdued RAINSONG in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
BIG DOG handily defeated TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
YELLOW STREAK subdued DJANGO REINHARDT in a 3 minute Challenge match.
WILLIE DIXON was bested by KALIDOR THE BOLD in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
BUCKING BRAHMA devastated GLADIUS STARSTRYKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
JEB MERCLUE devastated JON FLEET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THUD was handily defeated by COOKIE MONSTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FRANK ZAPPA savagely defeated FENRIS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge struggle.
AUGUSTINE was executed by WINDCHASER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
WARDUKE viciously subdued BRANFORD HAWKE in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
LINI DAWNWIND was luckily beaten by HOT DOG in a 3 minute veteran's match.
ELMER FUDD was bested by VAN HELSING in a action packed 1 minute veteran's bout.
SUPERBEAST was subdued by HONEY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THUNDERBLADE won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute fray.
HALO was viciously subdued by ALMOND ALBATROSS in a 5 minute brutal bout.
POTATO HEAD JR overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
CALFSKIN overpowered JO MOONCATCHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROCKIE DEE was savagely defeated by KILL STEELE in a 2 minute gruesome match.
THE SINGING BANDIT overpowered MISMOSH in a 3 minute gory uneven duel.
BARGAIN BASEMENT unbelievably bested FIVALO in a 7 minute bout.
RICK DERRINGER handily defeated HERMOINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOOTSTRAP RIBEYE defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute fight.
DIRK DARKBLADE viciously subdued CHEMSEN in a 2 minute brutal novice's fray.
BURST demolished TSIMSHJAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANISHINABE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALINNAQ easily killed GRINDER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JEREMIAH JAY COOKE unbelievably bested TORRY FATEGIVER in a 2 minute amateur's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  29 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  26 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  34 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  47 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  26 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        43 -  45 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  27 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  44 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  30 -  1      39  |

Turn 513 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ALBINO RAINBOW 6238        14  13  0  138 WAR-C-KERS (345)
SLASHING ATTACK  WARDUKE 5930               21  20  2  115 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (507)
PARRY-STRIKE     GREEN WITH ENVY 5621       13  10  1  114 COLORIFIC (511)
TOTAL PARRY      ONYX OWL 5548              23  15  0  112 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRACULA 6319                8   3  0   98 UNIVERSAL HORROR (552)
WALL OF STEEL    MONTEZUMA WHIFFLEBAT 6195  16  11  1   92 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (253)
STRIKING ATTACK  HONEY 6368                 10   8  1   89 SCARLET KNIGHTS (375)
BASHING ATTACK   BUCKING BRAHMA 6372         9   4  0   63 BULLDOGS (157)
PARRY-LUNGE      POTATO HEAD JR 6391         8   7  0   50 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RAINSONG 6128.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ELIZA PIGERON 5222.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAINSONG 6128, 
WARDUKE 5930, LINI DAWNWIND 5865, DRACULA 6319, FRANK ZAPPA 6484, MONTEZUMA 
WHIFFLEBAT 6195, VAN HELSING 6338, THUNDERBLADE 6367, HALO 6189, and KILL STEELE 
5726.

The least popular fighter this week was BARGAIN BASEMENT 6388.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GRINDER 6536, TSIMSHJAN 6523, CHEMSEN 6524, BOOTSTRAP RIBEYE 
6465, HERMOINE 6302, MISMOSH 5144, ROCKIE DEE 6060, JO MOONCATCHER 6370, SUPERBEAST 
4943, and AUGUSTINE 6510.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) WAR-C-KERS (345)
TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) LORDS OF CHAOS (556)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LOWELL DARNO (11-4594) IMMORTALS (85)
K. K. DOWNING (11-5655) THE HEADCUTTERS II (412)
BLUE BLAZES (11-6280) COLORIFIC (511)