DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/28/2008    Duedate: 04/10/2008

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-590

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SELIA STORM
KRILL CAVALRY (374)
(11-6953) [16-7-2,149]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ONEWOLF                        TWINK
WOLFBROTHERS (506)             TECHNO 8 (609)
(11-5505) [34-7-0,157]         (11-7092) [2-0-1,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PONY                           BAGEL FETT
KRILL CAVALRY (374)            COFFEE WARS (608)
(11-6820) [18-27-0,101]        (11-7086) [1-0-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEVERWAKE (508)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IMMORTALS (85)              45
2. KRILL CAVALRY (374)         41      COLORIFIC (511)
3. COFFEE WARS (608)           39      Unchartered Team
4. COLORIFIC (511)             20
5. TARSUS DOLPHINS (603)       18      TECHNO 8 (609)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TECHNO 8 (609)             8   2  2 80.0   1/ 3 NEVERWAKE (508)          10  2 1
 2/ 0*COFFEE WARS (608)          4   1  0 80.0   2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)         9  2 1
 3/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          347 176 12 66.3   3/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)            8  6 0
 4/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1103 630 38 63.6   4/ 4 IMMORTALS (85)            8  7 0
 5/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)           994 740 30 57.3   5/ 8*TARSUS DOLPHINS (603)     6  8 0
 6/ 7 DEADMAN'S HAND (505)      49  45  3 52.1   6/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       5 10 0
 7/ 6 WOLFBROTHERS (506)       102  95  7 51.8   7/ 0*COFFEE WARS (608)         4  1 0
 8/ 8 NEVERWAKE (508)          143 147 18 49.3   8/ 9 DEADMAN'S HAND (505)      4  3 1
 9/ 9 IMMORTALS (85)           884 991 69 47.1   9/10 WOLFBROTHERS (506)        4  5 0
10/10 ELFQUEST (515)           288 349 12 45.2  10/14*TECHNO 8 (609)            3  2 1
11/11*SINEW (602)               11  18  1 37.9  11/11 COLORIFIC (511)           3  2 0
12/12 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      353 625  8 36.1  12/12 ELFQUEST (515)            3  3 0
13/13 HELL'S BELLES (68)        35  67  2 34.3  13/ 6 HELL'S BELLES (68)        3  9 0
14/14*TARSUS DOLPHINS (603)      9  19  0 32.1  14/ 7*SINEW (602)               3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #1 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Iaye:

     Lenpro scanned the front page of the Andorian Star quickly and frowned.  On his
lean and hawk-like face, the expression was intimidating.  "I did not think it was a
good idea to allow that gadfly from the Star an interview," he said.
     Senator Sedalia, not one to be intimidated, shook his head.  "He struck just the
right note," the Lord Protector argued.  "Concern but not suspicion or alarm--yet.
After all, there may be a reasonable explanation for the king's failure to act.  We
have given them an opening to make that explanation."  He leaned back in his chair
and propped his heels on footstool.  Nowhere but at the Lenpro guildhouse was there a
chair so perfectly suited to him, and he intended to enjoy it while he could.  All
too soon, he would be headed back for Andor and the Royal Palace.  The rain drumming
on the roof did not make that an enticing prospect.  Memory of the shiftyeyed clerks
and minor ministers he'd met on the last trip was also depressing.
     "That insolent puppy of a reporter even quoted me!" Lenpro growled.
     Sedalia picked up his own copy of the tabloid and scanned the short article
quickly.

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Star #101 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Iaye:
     In an interview yesterday, Senator Sedalia stated that he had gone to Andor with
the intention of requesting the King's aid for the coastal areas battered by the
dramatic and tempestuous waves resulting from the sinking of Krael.
     "I and my colleagues felt that the devastation along the coast is properly a
matter for the King's attention," the senator and lord protector said.  "We did not
go seeking a hand-out, but only a helping hand."
     A spokesman at the Royal Palace, who declined to identify himself when queried
on Sedalia's visit, said that the matter had been "taken under advisement."  No
further development of this position could be obtained in Andor.
     Senator Sedalia's manager, Lenpro of Iaye, told this reporter that, "We will
pursue this matter."
     Anyone with information that might be of assistance is invited to communicate
with the Andorian Star office.

     "There is such a thing as bad publicity," the senator acknowledged, "even though
some people claim otherwise.  But this is not it.  Concerned and firm.  All cats are
still in their bags."
     Lenpro snorted laughter.  "Have you ever tried to bag a cat and keep it there?
Word that we're up to something will be all over northwestern Alastari faster than
horses can gallop."
     "I've often thought carrier pigeons should be roasted and eaten," Sedalia
agreed.  "Besides, those rumors will work in our favor.  Anyone who even thinks they
know something will be getting in touch."
     "Tchh!"  Lenpro stood suddenly.  "Are you so much of a fool, Sedalia?  The
Assassins' Guild has been dissolved--officially.  But it has long been an arm of the
King of Andoria, and I do not believe that he--or whoever is behind him--has
dispensed with it now."
     "As a Lord Protector--" Sedalia began.
     "--You are subject to the whims of the Grey Witch," Lenpro finished.  "There is
a strong possibility that she is involved in this business.  Do you think that a Lord
Protector assassinated for prying into her business would be resurrected by her
magicians?"
     Sedalia shifted uncomfortably.  As a politician, conspiracy theories came
naturally to him, but to involve the premier magician in Alastari with one did
seem... risky.  "There are powerful magicians who aren't on her payroll," he said.
"Fandil of Ardivent, Lady Adeolar of Aruak City, Master Cho--plenty of them.  And,"
now Sedalia stood, as well, "I have been involved in politics for a lifetime and
survived it.  I am no easy target for an assassin."
     Lenpro was silent for several minutes, staring past his gladiator at the rain-
curtained window.  Finally he sighed.  "The time for caution and second thoughts has
passed," he admitted.  "We have already begun, and the blades will fall where they
may.  Be careful."

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 294): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 589): SELIA STORM of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 589): MOLYNEUX of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 582): DONDRIC of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 578): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 578): KEG STAND of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 575): CAYLON MCCANN of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 571): DON FRANCIS of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 540): PARTICLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 531): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 522): NIVIX of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 241): PAS DE QUARTIER of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 424): VALNAUKAR of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 195): BENITO CHATTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 474): AXLY HIMSELF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 294): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 589): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 589): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 582): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 578): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 578): MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 575): STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 571): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 540): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 531): TEMPLARZ HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 521): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 241): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 423): THE EXILED ONES (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 195): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 474): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 589): FEAL BAG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 587): 100% of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 578): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 571): DON FRANCIS of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
                         JACK STRAW of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 239): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

      Good gods, Saffron Skunk, what were you thinking?

                                     Selia Storm

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  NEVERWAKE now holds the crown and 
they are betting they can keep it.  For every winner there is a loser.  Speaking of 
losers, lets take a look at HELL'S BELLES, who went down to 6th from 13th.  Life is 
tough.  Coming up with a solid 3-2-1 outing, TECHNO 8 has advanced 4 places in the 
rankings.  Advancing in the rankings was ANIMAL FARM who went from last turn's 
1100-629-38, to this week's record of 1103-630-38.  Call it luck at the right time or 
bribes in the right hands, but the new team COFFEE WARS scored a 4-1-0 record this 
week.  Hey everybody, watch out for SLY APPARITION, who flew up 24 points in the 
rankings after mashing ECRU ELEPHANT like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was ECRU ELEPHANT, who dropped 20 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with SLY APPARITION.  What does the Duelmaster 
and Piltdown Man have in common?  They are both the most challenged apes in human 
history!  Heyheyhey!  ONEWOLF got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he 
was more than anxious to kick SELIA STORM's tail out of the throne!  Our battling 
duelmaster SELIA STORM has managed to hold the title, fending off ONEWOLF's none too 
subtle advances.  Better luck next time, WOLFBROTHERS.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ARUAK CITY arena.  Here's 
a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad DEADMAN'S  HAND?  Big bad DEADMAN'S 
HAND.  Big bad DEADMAN'S HAND.  ARUAK CITY's afraid of the big bad DEADMAN'S HAND.  
Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  DEADMAN'S HAND + 
Weapons That go Boom = BULLDOGS + Avoid City.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ARUAK CITY have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it 
(boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SELIA STORM 6953             16   7  2   149       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONEWOLF 5505                 34   7  0   157       WOLFBROTHERS (506)
 SAFFRON SKUNK 6910           14   6  0   113       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 CHIEF SITTING BULL 6872      23   8  0   106       BULLDOGS (157)
 SLEDGE 6917                  15   6  3   106       NEVERWAKE (508)
 WALK THE LINE 6708           23  33  0   102       ELFQUEST (515)
 PONY 6820                    18  27  0   101       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 KORO CLOUD 6618              17  48  0    99       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 LILAC LIZARD 6964            15   2  0    99       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BLACK EYE 6946               11   4  0    98       COLORIFIC (511)
 DELIA'S GONE 6707            19  37  0    94       ELFQUEST (515)
 GALLOWS POLE 5496            16   7  0    93       DEADMAN'S HAND (505)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMUSH 6916                   12   2  0    88       NEVERWAKE (508)
 JON FLUTE 6922               12  18  0    83       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-LITTLE CROW 6007             11   2  1    83       DEADMAN'S HAND (505)
 BARK 6915                    16  13  0    78       BULLDOGS (157)
-BROWN NOSE 6939               5   0  0    78       COLORIFIC (511)
-SILVER SNAIL 7006             8   2  1    75       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILET MIGNON 6981            15   4  1    64       BULLDOGS (157)
 HORSEFLY 6860                12  25  0    61       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 SLY APPARITION 7000          10   6  1    59       IMMORTALS (85)
 SNOW WHITE 7010               7   2  0    58       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YELLOW FEVER 6978             6   0  0    58       COLORIFIC (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOEBRINGER 7049               4   0  1    56       NEVERWAKE (508)
-HARLIN DOBBS 5486            10   8  1    55       DEADMAN'S HAND (505)
 SLAG 6947                     6   2  0    42       NEVERWAKE (508)
-PIGSTICKER 7035               4   0  0    42       DEADMAN'S HAND (505)
 CAT RIO 597                   7  15  1    37       HELL'S BELLES (68)
 ECRU ELEPHANT 7005            7   2  0    36       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-GREEN THUMB 6830              9   8  0    35       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIN WHITEBLADE 7027           4   4  1    32       IMMORTALS (85)
 TWINK 7092                    2   0  1    29       TECHNO 8 (609)
 TRUFFLE 7091                  2   0  0    27       TECHNO 8 (609)
 PUPPY LOVE 7026               4   4  0    25       BULLDOGS (157)
 GLORF 7043                    2   4  0    25       TARSUS DOLPHINS (603)
 SHADOWCUB 7032                3   2  0    24       WOLFBROTHERS (506)
-WINTER DAWN 7014              2   0  0    24       WOLFBROTHERS (506)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WORKING MAN 7087              2   0  0    20       IMMORTALS (85)
 JAX 7039                      4   1  0    19       SINEW (602)
 SARAH BELLUM 7003             3   6  0    19       HELL'S BELLES (68)
 THUNK 7090                    2   0  1    19       TECHNO 8 (609)
 ARWEN 7042                    2   4  0    17       TARSUS DOLPHINS (603)
 BUTTER BURRO 7062             3   0  0    14       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TRIPPER 7093                  1   1  0    14       TECHNO 8 (609)
 DARTH DONUT 7085              1   0  0    13       COFFEE WARS (608)
 KAI 7040                      3   3  0    12       SINEW (602)
 TREMOR 7038                   2   4  1    11       SINEW (602)
 JAVA THE HUTT 7084            1   0  0    11       COFFEE WARS (608)
 VIXEN LA RUE 7063             2   2  0     8       HELL'S BELLES (68)
 BAGEL FETT 7086               1   0  0     8       COFFEE WARS (608)
 HATARI 7041                   1   5  0     8       SINEW (602)
 VARDEN 7037                   1   5  0     8       SINEW (602)
 CORTEZ II 7069                2   1  0     7       TARSUS DOLPHINS (603)
 COFFBACCA 7082                1   0  0     6       COFFEE WARS (608)
 ZARTIBUS 7044                 0   6  0     6       TARSUS DOLPHINS (603)
 TWEEDLE 7094                  1   1  0     4       TECHNO 8 (609)
 YODEL 7083                    0   1  0     1       COFFEE WARS (608)
 BOWIE-KNIFE 7071              0   1  0     1       DEADMAN'S HAND (505)
 DOUCEZ WYLDE 7089             0   1  0     1       HELL'S BELLES (68)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WHEAT WILDEBEAST 6942   7  5 3 ANIMAL FARM 510      JOE THE SPLICE 6938   586  REVENGED
MORTICIA ADDAMS 678     8  7 1 HELL'S BELLES 68     FILET MIGNON 6981     586  NOT REVENGED
TINA MOPOLIS 7058       1  1 0 HELL'S BELLES 68     TREMOR 7038           587  REVENGED
VENUS V. DIVINCI 827    6  4 0 HELL'S BELLES 68     WOEBRINGER 7049       589   
DROPPED 7096            0  1 0 IMMORTALS 85         SPYMASTER             590  NONE
JAK SILVERFLAME 7060    2  3 0 IMMORTALS 85         TWINK 7092            590   
JOE THE SPLICE 6938    10 14 1 IMMORTALS 85         SILVER SNAIL 7006     588   
CORTEZ 7046             0  2 0 TARSUS DOLPHINS 603  DIN WHITEBLADE 7027   586  NOT REVENGED
NAHUM 7045              3  2 0 TARSUS DOLPHINS 603  HARLIN DOBBS 5486     589   
BOOTHILL 7098           0  1 0 WOLFBROTHERS 506     SHEWISH GIANT         590  NONE
SPIKE 7070              0  1 0 WOLFBROTHERS 506     HIGH ELF              590  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

There you go again, Onewolf!  Avoiding me!  Poor little old me.  Can't take the
smell? -- Saffron Skunk

Selia Storm -- I was no match for a storm.  You ignored the whiffs I was sending your
way, didn't you?  I look forward to your DM Column, Champ. -- Saffron Skunk

Horsefly -- Wow!  With all that experience you really, really had me worried!  I
musta slugged you.  (snicker) -- Silver Snail

Delia's Gone -- All's well that ends well, no matter how long it takes. -- Lilac
Lizard

     Ah, but some things, if they take too long, don't go at all.

Pony -- Glad you like my purple and my tongue.  I little tongue go's a long way, they
say! -- Lilac Lizard

Selia Storm, champeen!  Aye! -- Mino

Selia Storm -- Congratulations on your Duelmaster Title.  DMs drink free at The
Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

     Is this a subtle plot to get them so drunk they can't hold onto the title?

Sledge -- It was all your doing!  You propelled me to The Big Time!  Send my regards
to the quiet Doc. -- Flea Bag

Tremor -- You looked just perfect for me. -- Puppy Love

Dartor -- With that new size three of yours (congrats on the first) there is NO way
you will beat me to the 1000 you proposed.  Your luck has finally turned.  Besides,
after that lucky 5-0 last turn, I have a 3 count head start!  (wink) -- Kennelworth

Cat Rio -- Any time.  Any time at all.  I understand completely. -- Filet Mignon

Koro Cloud -- Me be lucky squaw.  How. -- Chief Sitting Bull

Jon Flute -- A one minute win for me?  I wonder what I did wrong? -- Bark

Selia -- Ha, ha.  Go ahead and put that collar on me now.  I'm OUTTA here! -- Flea
Bag

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Kennelworth

Walk The Line -- Et tu, brute? -- Black Eye, Not-So-Proud Colorific

Chief Sitting Bull, again -- You may be the one who gets to sit down on the job, but
the view from up here is still better. -- Koro Cloud

Bark -- Ah... a little horse, are you? -- Jon Flute

Onewolf -- Change your training. -- Pony
P.S.  Much is now explained.

Silver Snail -- You certainly wound me around your finger, or possibly toe. --
Horsefly

Lilac Lizard -- You aren't a crustacean, you're a reptile.  Even I know that. -- Pony

Our congratulations to Flea Bag. -- Jorja and Krill Cavalry

Harlin Dobbs -- Why? -- Nahum's Ghost

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOOTHILL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DROPPED was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SPIKE was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CAT RIO was vanquished by WOEBRINGER in a 2 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
ONEWOLF was overpowered by SELIA STORM in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
CHIEF SITTING BULL outwaited WALK THE LINE in a 21 minute master's Challenge fight.
BARK was devastated by PONY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
FILET MIGNON unbelievably bested HORSEFLY in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
VARDEN lost to SARAH BELLUM in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
ZARTIBUS was overpowered by THUNK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
GLORF overpowered TWEEDLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BUTTER BURRO subdued TREMOR in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
VIXEN LA RUE was handily defeated by DIN WHITEBLADE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
TWINK murdered JAK SILVERFLAME in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SHADOWCUB handily defeated CORTEZ II in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
BLACK EYE viciously subdued DELIA'S GONE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
SLEDGE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's fray.
SMUSH was devastated by SAFFRON SKUNK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KORO CLOUD was luckily beaten by LILAC LIZARD in a 7 minute veteran's bout.
GALLOWS POLE beat JON FLUTE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's fight.
SLAG viciously subdued PUPPY LOVE in a 3 minute gory bout.
SLY APPARITION vanquished ECRU ELEPHANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SNOW WHITE handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KAI was viciously subdued by TRUFFLE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
HATARI was overpowered by ARWEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRIPPER was luckily beaten by WORKING MAN in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
JAX subdued YODEL in a 4 minute novice's melee.
DOUCEZ WYLDE lost to COFFBACCA in a 1 minute gruesome novice's fray.
BAGEL FETT savagely defeated BOWIE-KNIFE in a 3 minute beginner's competition.
DARTH DONUT overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JAVA THE HUTT defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         AIMED BLOW        36 -  20 -  2      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       73 -  43 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  13 -  2      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  20 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  30 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  46 -  3      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  15 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  24 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  11 -  0      21  |

Turn 590 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         5  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  7     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SELIA STORM 6953           16   7  2  149 KRILL CAVALRY (374)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ONEWOLF 5505               34   7  0  157 WOLFBROTHERS (506)
AIMED BLOW       SAFFRON SKUNK 6910         14   6  0  113 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LUNGING ATTACK   SLEDGE 6917                15   6  3  106 NEVERWAKE (508)
WALL OF STEEL    BARK 6915                  16  13  0   78 BULLDOGS (157)
STRIKING ATTACK  SNOW WHITE 7010             7   2  0   58 COLORIFIC (511)
BASHING ATTACK   ECRU ELEPHANT 7005          7   2  0   36 ANIMAL FARM (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PONY 6820.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BAGEL FETT 7086.  The ten other most popular fighters were SARAH BELLUM 7003, JON 
FLUTE 6922, TRIPPER 7093, HORSEFLY 6860, SLEDGE 6917, TRUFFLE 7091, WOEBRINGER 7049, 
BLACK EYE 6946, KORO CLOUD 6618, and YODEL 7083.

The least popular fighter this week was WALK THE LINE 6708.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHIEF SITTING BULL 6872, LILAC LIZARD 6964, DOUCEZ WYLDE 7089, 
JAX 7039, HATARI 7041, PUPPY LOVE 7026, SMUSH 6916, SHADOWCUB 7032, JAK SILVERFLAME 
7060, and VIXEN LA RUE 7063.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SELIA STORM (11-6953) KRILL CAVALRY (374)
SAFFRON SKUNK (11-6910) ANIMAL FARM (510)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FLEA BAG (11-6804) BULLDOGS (157)