DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/27/2009    Duedate: 03/12/2009

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-614

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LILAC LIZARD
ANIMAL FARM (510)
(11-6964) [26-6-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LILAC LIZARD                   SHY MEERKAT
ANIMAL FARM (510)              FURRY FURY (611)
(11-6964) [26-6-0,108]         (11-7140) [2-4-0,26]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JON FLUTE                      JAVA THE HUTT
KRILL CAVALRY (374)            COFFEE WARS (608)
(11-6922) [17-37-0,88]         (11-7084) [9-1-0,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLORIFIC (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COLORIFIC (511)             39
2. BULLDOGS (157)              19      COFFEE WARS (608)
3. TECHNO 8 (609)              16      Unchartered Team
4. COFFEE WARS (608)           16
5. ANIMAL FARM (510)           12      FURRY FURY (611)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*B.C.'S FINEST (605)        3   1  0 75.0   1/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)           9  4 0
 2/ 3 COFFEE WARS (608)         16   7  0 69.6   2/ 1 TECHNO 8 (609)            9  6 0
 3- 2 ARMED & GREGARIOUS (580)  18   8  1 69.2   3/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)            6  2 0
 4/ 4 COLORIFIC (511)          380 198 13 65.7   4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)         5  0 0
 5/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1160 647 39 64.2   5/ 7 COFFEE WARS (608)         5  1 0
 6/ 6 BULLDOGS (157)           %1051 786 33 57.2   6/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       5 10 0
 7/ 7 TECHNO 8 (609)            72  58  4 55.4   7- 6 IMMORTALS (85)            3  6 0
 8-11 IMMORTALS (85)           930 %1059 74 46.8   8- 9 ARMED & GREGARIOUS (580)  1  0 0
 9/12 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      398 697  8 36.3   9/12*PHILANTHROPISTS (576)     0  2 0
10/ 0*FURRY FURY (611)           6  19  0 24.0  10/ 0*FURRY FURY (611)          0  1 0
11/13*PHILANTHROPISTS (576)      0   3  0  0.0  11-13*B.C.'S FINEST (605)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 613): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 613): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 602): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): KNEE BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 595): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 564): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 555): RAISE THE ABYSS of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 546): TANK of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 253): PULLED HAMSTRING of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 445): BILLY JOHNSON of 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.0
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 468): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 613): TECHNO 8 (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 613): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 602): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 595): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 564): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 555): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 546): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 253): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 445): MEDAL OF HONOOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 498): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 Dm  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 612): DICKY V GOES POSTAL of ARMED & GREGARIOUS (?, mgr.)
                               THUNK of TECHNO 8 (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): HEART BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 555): RAISE THE ABYSS of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 546): TANK of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                 (turn 545): BIG DOPE of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 552): SIZZLING SUNFLOWER of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt ARUAK CITY will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as TECHNO 8 is pushed out of top team by COLORIFIC, who came from 2nd 
with a 4-1-0 this turn.  PHILANTHROPISTS stable has parlayed this turn's 0-1-0 into a 
3 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 9th place.  Good work, guys!  
The ANIMAL FARM guild has had a 3-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  
You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, SNOW WHITE fought 
KHALHUMS DWARF and gained 16 points and contributed to COLORIFIC's 4-1-0.  BROWN NOSE 
has lost to TWOFLOWER, falling 10 points, while helping make COLORIFIC a 4-1-0 turn.  
And not without some honor, LILAC LIZARD now claims the title and throne of 
Duelmaster of ARUAK CITY.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Bulldog Inn uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the TECHNO 8 stable was the most avoided 
team this turn.  Come on ARUAK CITY, what are you afraid of?  And guess who avoided 
TECHNO 8 stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was COLORIFIC.  Anyone surprised?  
Well, sports fans, take notice that JON FLUTE from KRILL CAVALRY was ARUAK CITY's 
most challenged warrior this turn.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILAC LIZARD 6964            26   6  0   108       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHOTGUN GANDHI 6760           7   0  0   109       ARMED & GREGARIOUS (580)
 MOCHA MONKEY 7107            13   4  0   104       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BUTTER BURRO 7062            15   2  0   100       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 PUPPY LOVE 7026              19  12  0    96       BULLDOGS (157)
 FILET MIGNON 6981            27  11  1    95       BULLDOGS (157)
 GREEN THUMB 6830             18  10  0    93       COLORIFIC (511)
 SNOW WHITE 7010              16  11  0    92       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JON FLUTE 6922               17  37  0    88       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 TWOFLOWER 7120               13   7  0    84       TECHNO 8 (609)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAVA THE HUTT 7084            9   1  0    65       COFFEE WARS (608)
 BROWN NOSE 6939               8   4  0    62       COLORIFIC (511)
 YELLOW FEVER 6978             9   3  1    61       COLORIFIC (511)
-DRAYTON FLASHSTONE 7166       7   5  0    58       IMMORTALS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STABLEBOY 7118                8  13  0    53       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-TOM SAWYER 7101              10  13  2    51       IMMORTALS (85)
 GRAY MATTER 7152              4   2  0    51       COLORIFIC (511)
 DARTH DONUT 7085              5   3  0    48       COFFEE WARS (608)
 SONG OF SUMMER 7119          13   8  0    47       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-CINDERELLA MAN 7102           8  15  0    39       IMMORTALS (85)
 PUP TENT 7134                 6   9  1    39       BULLDOGS (157)
 TWEED 7198                    7   2  1    35       TECHNO 8 (609)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STICKY ICKY 7066              3   1  0    32       B.C.'S FINEST (605)
 TWILL 7197                    5   4  0    30       TECHNO 8 (609)
 WOODROW BILLIT 7151           6   8  0    28       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-MIXED BREED 7135              5   9  1    28       BULLDOGS (157)
 TONK 7163                     5   8  0    27       TECHNO 8 (609)
 SHY MEERKAT 7140              2   4  0    26       FURRY FURY (611)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE ANALOG KID 7165           5   7  1    23       IMMORTALS (85)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRVIN FLETE 7211              2   3  0    22       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 TONI 7222                     1   0  0    15       TECHNO 8 (609)
 AGRAEDUS 6721                 0   3  0    14       PHILANTHROPISTS (576)
-PAPRIKA PUMA 7204             1   0  0    12       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-BAGEL FETT 7086               1   0  0     8       COFFEE WARS (608)
 RAGING BULL 7205              0   4  0     4       BULLDOGS (157)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jon Flute -- You were simple to cultivate, and easy to plant. -- Green Thumb, Proud
Colorific

Song Of Summer -- I enjoyed listening to MY song. -- Brown Nose, Proud Colorific

Hey Tom Sawyer -- Anytime you want to dump that Betty, I am ready to get down and
dirty.  I like seeing you sweaty on that arena floor.  (wink) -- Snow White, Proud
Colorific

Stableboy -- What kind of cheap fighting was that, Buster?  Your jaundiced actions
cost The Colorifics a perfect 4-0 and are making me the laughingstock of my
teammates.  Grrrrr. -- Yellow Fever, Proud Colorific

     Ah, but everyone needs a good laugh sometimes, so you did them a favor.

Hardihar, Aruak City.  A big 3-1 for my Colorifics.  Eat that!  Yellow Fever, you
klutz, I always knew you were the weak spot on this brilliant team.  Do or die,
golem! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Egads, no Duelmaster!  Til next time, I guess.  At least in these dire economic
conditions, it saves me some cash!  (wink)  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog
Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

     Glass half full, huh?

Woodrow Billit -- I thought you had me there with that secondary weapon.  Whew!  I
was so lucky. -- Mixed Breed

Irvin -- Wait a minute!  Who said you could go first? -- Raging Bull

     It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to go first.

Red Dog Gang and Jon Flute and Inquiring Minds -- I guess money speaks. -- Puppy Love
(a REAL dog)

     But does it listen?

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  These epitomize Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of
Andoria. -- Kennelworth, Bulldogs

Ahoy, Mates!  This'n old Pirate missed ye, last'n.  Bloody shame! -- Mino, Animal
Farm

Green Thumb -- Damn, now I've got lichen growing on my shield! -- Jon Flute

     Very decorative.

Brown Nose -- Fairly disgusting.  But my time is coming. -- Song of Summer

Raging Bull -- Too much rage, not enough calm consideration.  Or maybe the problem is
the "bull" part?  But I'm not a china shop. -- Irvin Flete

Yellow Fever -- Nothing like insect repellant! -- Stableboy

Mixed Breed -- I don't think we fought anyone but Consortium gladiators this time.
Ouch. -- Woodrow Billit
P.S.  What were you mixed with, an alligator?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GREEN THUMB unbelievably bested JON FLUTE in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
JAVA THE HUTT viciously subdued STABLEBOY in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
YELLOW FEVER devastated SONG OF SUMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PUP TENT overpowered TONK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RAGING BULL was devastated by IRVIN FLETE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MOCHA MONKEY overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BUTTER BURRO outwaited VETERAN MERCENARY in a 8 minute duel.
PUPPY LOVE viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a slow 10 minute gruesome duel.
FILET MIGNON outwaited VETERAN MERCENARY in a 7 minute one-sided fight.
LILAC LIZARD beat KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's Title melee.
TWOFLOWER overpowered BROWN NOSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SNOW WHITE devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GRAY MATTER devastated TWILL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARTH DONUT overpowered SHY MEERKAT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TWEED bested AGRAEDUS in a 2 minute duel.
WOODROW BILLIT overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute master vs. amateur bout.
TONI overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  21 -  1      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  31 -  4      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  24 -  0      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  13 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  26 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 614 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         5  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      LILAC LIZARD 6964          26   6  0  108 ANIMAL FARM (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  MOCHA MONKEY 7107          13   4  0  104 ANIMAL FARM (510)
STRIKING ATTACK  SNOW WHITE 7010            16  11  0   92 COLORIFIC (511)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TWOFLOWER 7120             13   7  0   84 TECHNO 8 (609)
BASHING ATTACK   BROWN NOSE 6939             8   4  0   62 COLORIFIC (511)
AIMED BLOW       SONG OF SUMMER 7119        13   8  0   47 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
WALL OF STEEL    TWEED 7198                  7   2  1   35 TECHNO 8 (609)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JON FLUTE 6922.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JAVA THE HUTT 7084.  The ten other most popular fighters were JON FLUTE 6922, 
SNOW WHITE 7010, GREEN THUMB 6830, IRVIN FLETE 7211, MOCHA MONKEY 7107, GRAY MATTER 
7152, AGRAEDUS 6721, WOODROW BILLIT 7151, YELLOW FEVER 6978, and TWOFLOWER 7120.

The least popular fighter this week was PUPPY LOVE 7026.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BUTTER BURRO 7062, FILET MIGNON 6981, SHY MEERKAT 7140, BROWN NOSE 
6939, LILAC LIZARD 6964, TONK 7163, SONG OF SUMMER 7119, TONI 7222, TWILL 7197, and 
RAGING BULL 7205.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SNOW WHITE (11-7010) COLORIFIC (511)