Date   : 11/06/2009    Duedate: 11/19/2009


DM-11    TURN-632

This Weeks Top Honors


(11-7134) [18-13-1,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOM SAWYER                     POSITION IS EMPTY
IMMORTALS (85)                 
(11-7101) [15-16-2,123]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PUP TENT                       DRAYTON FLASHSTONE
BULLDOGS (157)                 IMMORTALS (85)
(11-7134) [18-13-1,108]        (11-7166) [9-11-0,50]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IMMORTALS (85)              52
2. ANIMAL FARM (510)           40      COLORIFIC (511)
3. COLORIFIC (511)              1      Unchartered Team
4. BULLDOGS (157)              -3
5. KRILL CAVALRY (374)        -10      NOW ON VIDEO (450)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          430 219 14 66.3   1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          11  4 0
 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1218 658 42 64.9   2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        10  1 0
 3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           %1104 803 35 57.9   3/ 4 IMMORTALS (85)            9  6 0
 4/ 4 IMMORTALS (85)           946 %1083 75 46.6   4/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)            5  4 0
 5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      435 745  8 36.9   5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       4 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #37 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

South of Andor:

     Outcast Orchid looked at her companion.  He had given his name as though it
should mean something to her, but she'd never heard of him.  "Herlas of Zensu?"
     "Yes, to my shame, I am."
     She shook her head.  "That doesn't mean a thing to me, but I can tell you that
as far as I'm concerned, saving my life makes up for a lot."  She looked ahead.  The
farm track they were following wandered into a field and stopped.  "Where do we go
from here?  How long before we can get back on the main roads?  I don't like being
     "We aren't lost," Herlas said.  "I know where we are, and how to get to Fratsfa
from here--if the Chaos monsters haven't gotten there ahead of us."  He guided her to
the left, into an overgrown woodlot.  "If they have... no reason to go there at all.
Or not to, of course."
     "Well, at least you aren't suggesting that we flee Andoria to escape the
     "What would be the point?  Once they've conquered Andoria, which is their goal,
I think, they will go on to the rest of Alastari, and from there the rest of Ghea."
     "Lady Greywand might have something to say about that."
     "Or she might not.  She's insane, after all."
     The woodlot was small, and on the other side of it was another overgrown track.
     "How can you say that?" Orchid demanded, pulling a twig from her hair.
     "Based on the available evidence," Herlas answered quietly, "but let's not go
into that now."  He gestured slightly, indicating something ahead of them.  "We're
about to have trouble."
     Orchid looked.  One of the monsters was waiting in the middle of the field.  She
drew her sword, unwilling to give up without a fight.  A limb of the thing
transformed into a sort of blade in response.  She foresaw difficulty with an
opponent who could change forms at will.
     Beside her, heat and flickering lights and a smell of ozone as her companion
cast a spell.  Herlas said, "I think I can hold it to one shape, but be quick."
     She nodded and danced forward, her sword beginning to trace the dangerous
patterns of her style.  Sunlight flared along the edge of the blade, clean as
morning, and the monster shied back.  She whirled past it, moving constantly without
pause, slicing and dicing methodically.  Ichor flowed thickly.
     It made a sound.  Why should a Chaos monster that looked a little bit like a
person on a horse make a sound like wind chimes and sea gulls?  Well, why not, it was
chaos, right?  Anything goes, that's what chaos was all about.  Except that she got
the feeling it was upset.  Good!  It should BE upset.  Coming here and trying to take
over HER world--the very idea!  She spun back twoard it, she had a second sword now
in her other hand, didn't know where she'd gotten it, but that didn't matter.  She
hit it like a veritable wall of blades, and every gobbet of flesh she hacked off
burst into flames before it could hit the ground and was destroyed.
     Destroyed utterly.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 631): STABLEBOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 631): PITCH of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 617): HOTL MUSCHEL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 620): WILD FIRE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 616): WORKER BEE of WEE BEE BAD (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 615): KETTELMAN of GOLDEN CHANYON (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 613): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 580): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 573): LUCKY DAWG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 534): SIS of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 262): NOVERCAPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 463): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 516): DEATH FOG of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 631): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 631): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 617): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 620): DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 616): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 615): FIRST LADIES (?, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 613): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 580): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 573): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 563): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 262): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 463): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): DARK AS DAY (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 516): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 616): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 616): WORKER BEE of WEE BEE BAD (Dartor, mgr.)
                              SAML ULRON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 614): SERGEANT 23 of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (The Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 612): BROTHER DOBBIN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 580): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 573): BREAK STUFF of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 262): NOVERCAPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.)
                            OUTCAST ORCHID of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 462): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, if I've got to clean a stable, I suppose one that hasn't been used much is
better than a busy one.  But a busy one's more fun.
     Raging Bull, you need to work on that temper.  It is NOT your friend in the


                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ARUAK CITY.  One team deserves special 
mention 'cause they moved up 0 after going 4-0-0.  Keep it up, ANIMAL FARM!  MVP 
award for TOM SAWYER?  IMMORTALS' proud of him after beating GREEN THUMB and getting 
16 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  HOUND got smashed by DRAYTON FLASHSTONE, 
and lost 8 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all 
ARUAK CITY.  He got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) Like, PUP TENT 
must be pretty gutsy!  It challenged the Duelmaster from KRILL CAVALRY.  Does this 
beast have a death wish or what!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's 
habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome PUP TENT.  Aren't BULLDOGS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was 
the wiseguy that said ARUAK CITY's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory 
Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of IMMORTALS must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys 
know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why ANIMAL FARM's been 
avoiding IMMORTALS so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  For sure, I was 
holding my breath when I found out CAUTIONARY ORC challenged TIRLA DANCER.  After 
all, haven't IMMORTALS and KRILL CAVALRY had a long standing duel in ARUAK CITY?  It 
wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but TIRLA DANCER wants me to write about it 
since she subdued CAUTIONARY ORC.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  ARUAK CITY is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUP TENT 7134                18  13  1   108       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOM SAWYER 7101              15  16  2   123       IMMORTALS (85)
 GREEN THUMB 6830             29  14  0   101       COLORIFIC (511)
 YELLOW FEVER 6978            18   7  1    98       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAY MATTER 7152             12   9  0    88       COLORIFIC (511)
 PAPRIKA PUMA 7204            11   3  1    87       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 STABLEBOY 7118               18  21  0    86       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 RAGING BULL 7205             10  10  0    80       BULLDOGS (157)
 KHAKI KRAIT 7238              6   2  1    76       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CINDERELLA MAN 7102          11  20  0    61       IMMORTALS (85)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246           5   0  0    57       ANIMAL FARM (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRAYTON FLASHSTONE 7166       9  11  0    50       IMMORTALS (85)
 BLACK BEE 7245                8   2  0    47       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-DOGMATIC 7255                 4   0  2    45       BULLDOGS (157)
 IRVIN FLETE 7211             10  13  0    43       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 RED HEAD 7231                 9   4  0    40       COLORIFIC (511)
-MINUTE STEAK 7252             4   1  0    36       BULLDOGS (157)
 HOUND 7230                    6   1  0    34       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIRLA DANCER 7228             7   8  0    30       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURPLE PIG 7253               5   0  0    21       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 PURPLE PASSION 7259           3   0  0    21       COLORIFIC (511)
 MILO PICKERING 7256           3   1  0    20       IMMORTALS (85)
 HARLINE FLETE 7258            1   3  0    12       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 CAUTIONARY ORC 7261           1   1  0     6       IMMORTALS (85)
 CORVO BLACK 7257              0   4  0     4       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Stableboy!  Stableboy!  You whipped Raging Bull fair and square for the crown.  Well
done.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

You had too much for me Stableboy.  I was all rage and no finesse.  Salute. -- Raging

I'm Back!  I hope I did well at The mailer. -- Hound

I finally lose one to go 4-1 and it is to a Dangerous Criminal?!  I should fry
myself! -- Minute Steak

Drayton -- I sense I was very, very lucky.  Persistent, but lucky. -- Dogmatic

Convicted Assassin -- That'll show you!  Don't mess with my stakes or my site! -- Pup

Health; humility; honor.  The Heart And Soul of Andoria is calling. -- Kennelworth

Hey guys, I am back to fighting.  I know I did not do so well in The Mailer, but I
hope I earned some skills and stats.  Oink.  Oink. -- Purple Pig

Buzz. buzz.  Userous Merchant, you were nothing against my stinger. -- Black Bee

Hah, Userous Merchant, you were nothing against my sting either! -- Claret Crawdad
P.S.  Oh!  I don't have a sting?  Sooooooo?

Kung-Fu Master -- But I just beat you?!  Now you turned the tide and spracked me?
Shucks! -- Paprika Puma

Irvin Flete -- Wow!  I did not expect that, but I had to try.  I am stoked! -- Khaki

Me Critters bea sailin' 3-1!  Beware yon Animal Farm.  Aye! -- Mino

Milo Pickering -- Your passion could not beat my passion.  Hah! -- Purple Passion,
Proud Colorific

Tom Sawyer -- You dirty, no-good, rotten little Immortal Boy.  You are but a pesky
weed! -- Green Thumb, Proud Colorific

Green Thumb -- You lost to a mere weed?  Perhaps the DA is next, Loser! -- Purple
People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Veteran Mercenary, Venomous Concubine, and Delarquan Spy -- You were all unworthy of
our time.  Worthless crumbs! -- Yellow fever, Gray Matter, and Red Head, All Proud

Kennelworth -- Thank you for the welcome back.  We will try to be more talkative in
the personals.  This arena is getting too small.  We need Adie, Gen. Puerco, Doc
Steele, and others to come back. -- Dartor

     This would be good.

Green Thumb -- I think I painted your thumb by accident.  Sorry. -- Tom Sawyer

Tirla -- Just like magic, I'm suddenly showing a little skill out of thin air. --
Cinderella Man

Khaki Krait -- I just don't LIKE snakes.  Even lissome female snakes.  They give me a
grue. -- Irvin Flete

Cinderella Man -- You look weird with ashes all over like that.  Makes me sneeze. --
Tirla Dancer

Cautionary Orc -- Too bad they couldn't get a real orc to take your role. -- Corvo

That Embezzling Scribe is SNEAKY.  He gets you feeling all sorry for him, can't quite
use his weapons and all, and then he CLOBBERS you.  Ouch. -- Harline Flete

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PUP TENT devastated STABLEBOY in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge Title fight.
BLACK BEE luckily beat IRVIN FLETE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
CAUTIONARY ORC was savagely defeated by TIRLA DANCER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PURPLE PASSION luckily beat HARLINE FLETE in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
GRAY MATTER lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute master's fight.
GREEN THUMB was viciously subdued by TOM SAWYER in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
YELLOW FEVER won victory over VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
PAPRIKA PUMA vanquished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAGING BULL was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute match.
KHAKI KRAIT viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
CINDERELLA MAN savagely defeated RED HEAD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
DRAYTON FLASHSTONE savagely defeated HOUND in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory match.
PURPLE PIG unbelievably bested CORVO BLACK in a 3 minute gory conflict.
MILO PICKERING won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  13 -  0      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  19 -  4      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  16 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 632 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         5  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   PUP TENT 7134              18  13  1  108 BULLDOGS (157)
TOTAL PARRY      GREEN THUMB 6830           29  14  0  101 COLORIFIC (511)
STRIKING ATTACK  KHAKI KRAIT 7238            6   2  1   76 ANIMAL FARM (510)
WALL OF STEEL    RED HEAD 7231               9   4  0   40 COLORIFIC (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PUP TENT 7134.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DRAYTON FLASHSTONE 7166.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRAY MATTER 
BULL 7205.

The least popular fighter this week was CAUTIONARY ORC 7261.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PURPLE PIG 7253, GREEN THUMB 6830, PURPLE PASSION 7259, BLACK 
7230, and MILO PICKERING 7256.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PUP TENT (11-7134) BULLDOGS (157)