DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2010    Duedate: 04/08/2010

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-642

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KHAKI KRAIT
ANIMAL FARM (510)
(11-7238) [14-3-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KHAKI KRAIT                    POSITION IS EMPTY
ANIMAL FARM (510)              
(11-7238) [14-3-1,114]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRAY MATTER                    IRVIN FLETE
COLORIFIC (511)                KRILL CAVALRY (374)
(11-7152) [17-13-0,88]         (11-7211) [11-22-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANIMAL FARM (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANIMAL FARM (510)           36
2. IMMORTALS (85)              25      COLORIFIC (511)
3. BULLDOGS (157)              16      Unchartered Team
4. FURRY FURY (611)            12
5. SKI-BUM 11 (353)             0      OLD WEST (161)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*DREAD EMPIRE (615)         2   0  0  100   1/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)        10  3 0
 2/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          455 233 14 66.1   2/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)           8  3 0
 3/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1245 669 42 65.0   3/ 2 BULLDOGS (157)            6  5 1
 4/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)           %1134 817 36 58.1   4/ 5 FURRY FURY (611)          4  1 0
 5/ 7 FURRY FURY (611)          22  24  0 47.8   5/ 9 IMMORTALS (85)            4  9 1
 6- 5 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)      56  64  3 46.7   6/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       3 12 0
 7/ 6 IMMORTALS (85)           965 %1112 79 46.5   7- 6*DREAD EMPIRE (615)        2  0 0
 8- 8*SKI-BUM 11 (353)           2   3  0 40.0   8- 7*SKI-BUM 11 (353)          2  3 0
 9/ 9 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      451 779  8 36.7   9- 8 SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)      2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): YELLOW FEVER of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 641): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 626): DOLLYROT of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 630): THCACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 625): ANEURISM of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 625): COROT TORO of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 623): SENATOR WILEY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 586): JOFRE MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 583): FOUR PAWZ of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): RATLER of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): VALNAKORINE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 526): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 641): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 626): HENPCS (?, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 630): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 625): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 625): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 623): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 586): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 583): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 525): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): YELLOW FEVER of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 625): HATE MY LIFE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 623): AIKIDO of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 625): COROT TORO of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 624): SPITZIN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 582): RED DAWG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             HELL HOUND of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): LILY CATHERINE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     About time!  Make that two DM Titles for the Master Disaster of Colorific!  Both
have come at the infesting of Immortals.  Yo, Tom Sawyer!  And, now, har, har, har,
Cinderella Man.  And, I have been selected as a Lord Protector, making it clear to
one and all that I am WONDERFUL.  I always knew it, but I suspect there were a few
doubters.  Take that, parasites!
     I know.  I know.  You all want to know what made me so wonderful, so you can
emulate me.  Well, give it a try, peons, because here I am in all my glory:
14(+1)-11-16-17-9-13-5 basher
bonused +4 Attack, slight hose, but bumped to great damage; norm endurance
presumed favorite mace at 30/163/17
master attack, adex decise
21-10-1 in arena; 0-3-0 in tournament (cheaters!)
     Poor old Purple People Eater, who must be very sad to lose his very best
warrior.  Me?  I'm glad to dump this bunch of clunky Colorifics.  Eat your hearts
out, Folks!
          Yellow Fever, DMII

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt ARUAK CITY will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as COLORIFIC is pushed out of top team by ANIMAL FARM, who came from 3rd 
with a 4-0-0 this turn.  IMMORTALS stable has parlayed this turn's 2-1-0 into a 4 
space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 5th place.  Good work, guys!  The 
ANIMAL FARM guild has had a 4-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You 
never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, UDDER fought BERLAM 
FOOTE and gained 15 points and contributed to BULLDOGS' 1-2-0.  TIRLA DANCER has lost 
to TOM SAWYER, falling 13 points, while helping make KRILL CAVALRY a 0-5-0 turn.  The 
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and YELLOW FEVER remains ARUAK 
CITY's top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the 
top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Victory Tavern until they win.  
Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  IMMORTALS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were ARUAK CITY's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And avoiding IMMORTALS more than any other team we find ANIMAL FARM.  ARUAK 
CITY, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take 
notice that IRVIN FLETE from KRILL CAVALRY was ARUAK CITY's most challenged warrior 
this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KHAKI KRAIT 7238             14   3  1   114       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHY MEERKAT 7140             11   5  0   116       FURRY FURY (611)
 PAPRIKA PUMA 7204            16   6  1    93       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TOM SAWYER 7101              18  23  3    91       IMMORTALS (85)
-DRAYTON FLASHSTONE 7166      14  15  1    91       IMMORTALS (85)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOOD MONKEY 5858            12   5  0    89       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
 GRAY MATTER 7152             17  13  0    88       COLORIFIC (511)
-CINDERELLA MAN 7102          16  24  1    88       IMMORTALS (85)
-HOUND 7230                   13   2  0    77       BULLDOGS (157)
 PURPLE PIG 7253              11   1  0    73       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TIRLA DANCER 7228            12  13  0    70       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED HEAD 7231                15   8  0    63       COLORIFIC (511)
-GUMDROP 5104                 14  13  1    60       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
 BLACK BEE 7245               15   5  0    59       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-FUZZBALL 5101                13  13  0    57       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORVO BLACK 7257              4  10  0    57       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRVIN FLETE 7211             11  22  0    55       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-DOODLEBUG 6268                7   6  2    52       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
-MINUTE STEAK 7252             8   5  0    46       BULLDOGS (157)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246           6   3  0    38       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 COWERING COYOTE 7219          3   0  0    38       FURRY FURY (611)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PURPLE PASSION 7259           5   2  0    28       COLORIFIC (511)
 CAUTIONARY ORC 7261           6   6  0    27       IMMORTALS (85)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242             2   0  0    27       FURRY FURY (611)
 HARLINE FLETE 7258            5   9  0    24       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 UDDER 7278                    2   2  1    24       BULLDOGS (157)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOGMEAT 7262                  7   2  0    23       BULLDOGS (157)
-KIKI 3633                     1   0  0    21       SKI-BUM 11 (353)
-WIN UGLY 7269                 2   0  0    18       DREAD EMPIRE (615)
 CANILIV KAT 7284              2   1  0    15       FURRY FURY (611)
-TYSMEARIOUS 3635              1   0  0    13       SKI-BUM 11 (353)
-SMOOSH 6650                   1   0  0    10       SNUGGLEBUNNIES (465)
-BORG IRONJAW 3631             0   1  0     7       SKI-BUM 11 (353)
 BERLAM FOOTE 7289             1   1  0     4       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 COWLICK 7286                  0   1  0     1       BULLDOGS (157)
-ARDENT PAIN 3632              0   1  0     1       SKI-BUM 11 (353)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DOGMATIC 7255           9  3 2 BULLDOGS 157         DRAYTON FLASHSTO 7166 640   
DELETE 7290             0  1 0 IMMORTALS 85         BLACK ORC             642  NONE
ARNALT FOOTE 7285       0  2 0 KRILL CAVALRY 374    UDDER 7278            640   
STABLEBOY 7118         19 26 0 KRILL CAVALRY 374    TOM SAWYER 7101       638  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cinderella Man -- You forgot to keep your hands up.  I must say that you were mighty
tasy. -- Yellow Fever, Proud Colorific Duelmaster

Tom Sawyer -- I think it should be coming imminently clear that you don't want to
mess with me.  I am just too smart for you, Bud. -- Gray Matter, Proud Colorific

Irvin Flete -- That's as close as you will ever come to getting a red head.  Enjoy
the action, and thanks for the win. -- Red Head

Corvo -- Oh, I'm hot for you all right.  You give me that warm, hot, flashy feeling.
I want you! -- Red Head

Well, well, well, only three wins.  I guess a 3-0 and the Duelmaster is O.K.  Hyuck,
hyuck!  You did fine, Colorifics. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Ahoy, me mates.  Gotta send yon 'grats ter Yaller Fever, Duelmaster.  Aye. -- Mino of
Animal Farm

Irvin Flete -- Well, you were there. -- Purple Pig (still enjoying the wallowing in
slop)
P.S.  Those flowers are NOT pink. They are fuschia!

Drayton Flashstone -- I am very pleased with that.  I wasn't sure.... -- Khaki Krait

Tirla Dancer -- I guess I will just never learn, will I? -- Black Bee (the one with
the bent stinger)

Kung-Fu Master -- What the heck?!  I am so embarrassed.  Sheesh! -- Paprika Puma

Congratulations to Yellow Fever, Duelmaster of Aruak City.  Duelmasters drink free at
The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Tirla -- Thanks.  You won't be hearing me until after The Mailer.  Kennelworth has me
"resting."  Something about timing, he said. -- Hound

Canaliv Kat -- I enjoyed chomping a little furry!  Life cannot all be dog meat, can
it? -- Dogmeat

Win Ugly -- Well, I tried.  I wanted an ugly win, but instead, you milked me. --
Udder

Ambitious Guard -- Thanks for being there.  I need all the cheap wins I can get. --
Minute Steak

All -- Good luck in The Mailer.  Bring home the glory to The Heart And Soul Of
Andoria.  Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Kennelworth, Bulldogs

Yellow Fever -- There you go, nice job on ascending to the peak of Aruak City.
Meerkat sends his congrats, he has left for the Grande Tourny.  He will do his best
to not disappoint the great city. -- Grimm

Cautionary -- Love the name, but don't fear I say go all in and throw Caution to the
wind. -- Cowering Coyote

Dogmeat -- Odd name, a face a mother couldn't even love? -- Caniliv

Good pt move Krill, congo rats!!! -- Grimm

Purple Pig -- Those are amazing bruises.  Looks like a stone barn fell on you. --
Corvo Black

Black Bee -- Shouldn't you be out gathering honey or something? -- Tirla Dancer

Red Head -- I'll be glad when the ranks fill out and you can find other people to
challenge. -- Irvin Flete

Tiny Meerkat -- I sincerely hope the adjective in your name is ironic, because if it
isn't, well, I didn't know meerkats came so big, and I don't want to meet any! --
Harline Flete

Why would a scribe, embezzling or otherwise, be in the arena? -- Berlam Foote

Kennelworth -- It happens.  We get used to it. -- Jorja and Krill Cavalry

Our congratulations to Yellow Feber. -- Jorja and Krill Cavalry

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DELETE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOM SAWYER demolished TIRLA DANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
RED HEAD narrowly defeated CORVO BLACK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
BLACK BEE bested IRVIN FLETE in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
UDDER devastated BERLAM FOOTE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
YELLOW FEVER overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KHAKI KRAIT handily defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
GRAY MATTER lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome expert's duel.
PAPRIKA PUMA overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PURPLE PIG luckily beat M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 11 minute fight.
COWERING COYOTE overcame DOGMEAT in a 1 minute bout.
CAUTIONARY ORC luckily beat HARLINE FLETE in a 3 minute match.
CANILIV KAT savagely defeated COWLICK in a 3 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -   6 -  1      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  12 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  25 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  34 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  26 -  1      24  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 642 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  KHAKI KRAIT 7238           14   3  1  114 ANIMAL FARM (510)
BASHING ATTACK   PAPRIKA PUMA 7204          16   6  1   93 ANIMAL FARM (510)
TOTAL PARRY      PURPLE PIG 7253            11   1  0   73 ANIMAL FARM (510)
WALL OF STEEL    RED HEAD 7231              15   8  0   63 COLORIFIC (511)
AIMED BLOW       COWERING COYOTE 7219        3   0  0   38 FURRY FURY (611)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRAY MATTER 7152.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IRVIN FLETE 7211.  The ten other most popular fighters were CORVO BLACK 
7257, CANILIV KAT 7284, HARLINE FLETE 7258, GRAY MATTER 7152, TOM SAWYER 7101, RED 
HEAD 7231, KHAKI KRAIT 7238, PAPRIKA PUMA 7204, COWERING COYOTE 7219, and BLACK BEE 
7245.

The least popular fighter this week was PURPLE PIG 7253.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COWLICK 7286, DOGMEAT 7262, BERLAM FOOTE 7289, TIRLA DANCER 7228, 
CAUTIONARY ORC 7261, DELETE 7290, UDDER 7278, BLACK BEE 7245, COWERING COYOTE 7219, 
and PAPRIKA PUMA 7204.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

YELLOW FEVER (11-6978) COLORIFIC (511)