DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/28/2011    Duedate: 02/10/2011

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-664

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PURPLE PIG
ANIMAL FARM (510)
(11-7253) [32-2-0,141]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PURPLE PIG                     POSITION IS EMPTY
ANIMAL FARM (510)              
(11-7253) [32-2-0,141]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IRVIN FLETE                    ALVIN
KRILL CAVALRY (374)            CANNIBALZ (383)
(11-7211) [14-41-0,112]        (11-7345) [2-3-0,9]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CANNIBALZ (383)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KRILL CAVALRY (374)         59
2. COLORIFIC (511)             16      COLORIFIC (511)
3. BULLDOGS (157)              11      Unchartered Team
4. THE HITCHHIKERS (619)       11
5. CANNIBALZ (383)              8       (153)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          518 257 14 66.8   1/ 2 CANNIBALZ (383)           9  6 0
 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1314 685 44 65.7   2/ 1 ANIMAL FARM (510)         8  3 0
 3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           %1207 840 38 59.0   3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)            8  5 0
 4/ 4 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     37  37  1 50.0   4/ 6 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       8  7 0
 5- 5*SHINING STARS (620)        6   6  0 50.0   5/ 5 COLORIFIC (511)           7  5 0
 6/ 6 CANNIBALZ (383)          211 236 18 47.2   6/ 4 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     6  9 0
 7- 7 IMMORTALS (85)           %1001 %1171 80 46.1   7- 8 IMMORTALS (85)            2  3 0
 8/ 8 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      486 854  8 36.3   8- 7*SHINING STARS (620)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 663): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 648): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 647): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 647): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 645): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 608): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 663): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 648): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 647): THE MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 647): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 645): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 608): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): UDDER of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
                          FABLE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ARUAK CITY?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, ANIMAL FARM, since CANNIBALZ 
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see HARLINE FLETE win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, HARLINE FLETE beat CLARET CRAWDAD and CLARET CRAWDAD lost 18 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, ARUAK CITY may be 
getting bland, as PURPLE PIG stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, ARUAK 
CITY?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  THE HITCHHIKERS was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like BULLDOGS avoided them the most this 
turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  IRVIN FLETE was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, DOGMEAT 
challenged up 29 to take on IRVIN FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY.  And, oof!  DOGMEAT saw 
stars around his helmet, after losing the fight, and disappointing the crowds, I 
might add.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the ARUAK CITY arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURPLE PIG 7253              32   2  0   141       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIRLA DANCER 7228            18  29  0   118       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 IRVIN FLETE 7211             14  41  0   112       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 PURPLE PASSION 7259          19   7  0   109       COLORIFIC (511)
 GOLDEN TONGUE 7287           15   3  0    92       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARTHUR DENT 7305             10   5  0    90       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 HARLINE FLETE 7258           15  21  0    86       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 BLACK EYE 7296               11   1  0    74       COLORIFIC (511)
 DOGMEAT 7262                 21   9  0    72       BULLDOGS (157)
 CORVO BLACK 7257             10  26  0    68       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          14   5  0    61       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-PURPLE PELICAN 7311           7   3  1    59       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-ROSE ROOSTER 7340             5   1  1    57       ANIMAL FARM (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOGON JELTZ 7344              4   2  0    56       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 BERLAM FOOTE 7289            11  13  0    55       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 BULL MOOSE 7341               5   2  0    47       BULLDOGS (157)
-LEO GUARDSMAN 7317            8   2  0    43       IMMORTALS (85)
-TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314          6   5  0    39       IMMORTALS (85)
 FORD PREFECT 7306             5  10  0    39       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 DORA 7346                     3   2  0    35       CANNIBALZ (383)
 COWLICK 7286                  9   7  0    34       BULLDOGS (157)
 CHERRY CHICKEN 7316           5   1  0    34       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIOLAZEELA 7330               6   6  0    32       CANNIBALZ (383)
-SIRIUS 7335                   3   0  0    32       SHINING STARS (620)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293          7   9  1    31       IMMORTALS (85)
 MARVIN 7307                   6   9  0    27       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMMA 7348                     4   1  0    21       CANNIBALZ (383)
 ALMIGHTY BOB 7354             3   1  1    21       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-POLARIS 7334                  2   1  0    21       SHINING STARS (620)
-WOOF WOOF 7357                1   1  0    21       BULLDOGS (157)
 LIBBY 7347                    3   2  0    15       CANNIBALZ (383)
 COWABUNGA! 7360               1   0  0    12       BULLDOGS (157)
-SILVIO GREEN 7331             2   5  0    11       IMMORTALS (85)
 ALVIN 7345                    2   3  0     9       CANNIBALZ (383)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RED-EYE 7342                  2   2  0     8       COLORIFIC (511)
-RIGEL 7336                    1   1  0     8       SHINING STARS (620)
-BETELGEUSE 7332               0   2  0     2       SHINING STARS (620)
 YELLOW BELLY 7361             0   1  0     1       COLORIFIC (511)
-ARCTURUS 7358                 0   1  0     1       SHINING STARS (620)
-SLUGGER 7359                  0   1  0     1       IMMORTALS (85)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mino and I have gone on a Special Consortium vacation, so please forgive us for no
ads. -- Kennelworth

Congratulations to Purple Pig, Duelmaster.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog
Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

A great big welcome out to The Crushing K-9's, led by the formidable football and
wrestling pro, Bulldog.  May your stay in Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria,
be fruitful and lengthy. -- Kennelworth, Bulldog Manager
P.S.  Bulldog and his K-9's are not "related" to Kennelworth's Bulldogs nor The
Consortium.

Aye, me mateys; yo, ho, ho, and yon welcome ta me young mate, Bulldog o' Crushing K-
9's.  Blimey fine lad!  Aye. -- Mino, Animal Farm

Cannibalz -- Please tell Libby that biting is not allowed in this arena.  I give her
absolution for this. -- Almighty Bob

Rose Rooster -- Before our next fight, please allow me to read to you a poem of my
own creation.  Possibly "Ode to the piece of wax that fell out of my ear", it is a
personal favorite and only 3 volumes long.  See if you're so decisive after that. --
Vogon Jeltz

Toby Bloodspike -- I knew you would beat me, I don't know why I even try.  I have the
fastest positronic brain on this planet and they use me for a tackling dummy, what a
waste. -- Marvin the clinically depressed robot

Colorific -- Nice job on that 10-1 warrior, I'm glad to be the only Black Eye on his
record.  Where's my towel? -- Arthur Dent

     You left it hanging over the back of your chair, and a dolphin ran off with it.

Dora -- Nice job on beating me, now go exploring somewhere else. -- Ford Prefect
P.S.  I'm just glad Mos Def played me in the movie, he's not a bad actor.

Purple Pig -- You're just so improbable.  I think it's the feathers that are most
confusing and off-putting. -- Tirla Dancer

Purple Passion -- As usual, you wore me out.  Gotta love it. -- Irvin Flete

Claret Crawdad -- Could you maybe stop with the pinching?  Despite being an official
golem (and that's only superificial), I have sensitive skin. -- Corvo Black

Golden Tongue -- Amazing breath control. -- Harline Flete
P.S.  To fight and talk constantly at the same time.

Nasty Elemental -- I've been wondering about that.  Is there some kind of elemental
Nastiness that you represent? -- Berlam Foote

Cowlick -- Yeah, and it took me DAYS to wash that stuff out of my hair. -- Berlam
Foote

Purple Pig -- Your tastes are so un-pig-like.  They're rather neat creatures, when
you come down to it.  The mud is a human addition. -- Tirla Dancer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARTHUR DENT was devastated by TIRLA DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DOGMEAT was vanquished by IRVIN FLETE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
VOGON JELTZ vanquished COWLICK in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
CHERRY CHICKEN savagely defeated MARVIN in a 11 minute Challenge competition.
PURPLE PIG overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute one-sided Title struggle.
PURPLE PASSION overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute expert's fight.
GOLDEN TONGUE vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLACK EYE outwaited M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 13 minute fight.
CLARET CRAWDAD was vanquished by HARLINE FLETE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CORVO BLACK overpowered DORA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BERLAM FOOTE overpowered ALMIGHTY BOB in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BULL MOOSE devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FORD PREFECT was subdued by SIOLAZEELA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ALVIN was luckily beaten by COWABUNGA! in a popular 3 minute amateur's conflict.
LIBBY won victory over YELLOW BELLY in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
EMMA won victory over PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   1 -  1      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  17 -  0      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  23 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  19 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        24 -  27 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  26 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 664 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PURPLE PIG 7253            32   2  0  141 ANIMAL FARM (510)
STRIKING ATTACK  GOLDEN TONGUE 7287         15   3  0   92 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-STRIKE     ARTHUR DENT 7305           10   5  0   90 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        14   5  0   61 ANIMAL FARM (510)
BASHING ATTACK   BULL MOOSE 7341             5   2  0   47 BULLDOGS (157)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IRVIN FLETE 7211.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ALVIN 7345.  The ten other most popular fighters were IRVIN FLETE 7211, 
VOGON JELTZ 7344, SIOLAZEELA 7330, TIRLA DANCER 7228, GOLDEN TONGUE 7287, CORVO BLACK 
7257, FORD PREFECT 7306, YELLOW BELLY 7361, EMMA 7348, and HARLINE FLETE 7258.

The least popular fighter this week was CHERRY CHICKEN 7316.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLACK EYE 7296, PURPLE PIG 7253, MARVIN 7307, PURPLE PASSION 
7259, COWABUNGA! 7360, ALMIGHTY BOB 7354, DORA 7346, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, DOGMEAT 
7262, and ARTHUR DENT 7305.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FANGS 3066 (178-136-5)                 2  3  0         REPTILIAN REBELS     

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BART WELLENS 4848 (55-31-0)            1  4  0         INQUISITION GC 03    

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIONIC BUFFALO 6570 (58-59-0)          4  3  0         DO IT AGAIN          
SHOTGUN GANDHI 6760 (26-11-0)          0  3  0         ARMED & GREGARIOUS   

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAND OF FLUSH 4373 (30-19-0)           5  3  0         CONSORTIUM CRAP      
OPUS X 5276 (17-17-1)                  1  3  0         OLD BOYS CLUB        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JAVA THE HUTT 7084 (10-2-0)            7  3  0         COFFEE WARS          
WOEBRINGER 7049 (4-0-1)                6  3  0         NEVERWAKE            
BLOOD MONKEY 5858 (12-5-0)             7  4  0         SNUGGLEBUNNIES       
CHARGING BUFFALO 5764 (7-7-3)          3  3  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       
AXIOM 3918 (12-5-0)                    0  3  0         ERRATA               

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FORD PREFECT 7306 (5-9-0)              5  3  0         THE HITCHHIKERS      
ARTHUR DENT 7305 (10-4-0)              1  3  0         THE HITCHHIKERS      
WIN UGLY 7269 (4-1-0)                  0  3  0         DREAD EMPIRE         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHERRY CHICKEN 7316 (4-1-0)            4  3  0         ANIMAL FARM          
SIRIUS 7335 (3-0-0)                    1  3  0         SHINING STARS        
VOGON JELTZ 7344 (3-2-0)               0  3  0         THE HITCHHIKERS      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALMIGHTY BOB 7354 (3-0-1)              5  3  0         THE HITCHHIKERS      
RED-EYE 7342 (2-2-0)                   3  3  0         COLORIFIC            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SETZER 7350 (0-0-0)                    3  3  0         TEAM ALLEGRO         
GAU 7351 (0-0-0)                       2  3  0         TEAM ALLEGRO         
CYAN 7349 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0  DEAD   TEAM ALLEGRO