DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/11/2011 Duedate: 03/24/2011
ARUAK CITY ARENA
DM-11 TURN-667
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PURPLE PIG
ANIMAL FARM (510)
(11-7253) [35-2-0,154]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PURPLE PIG ZEXION
ANIMAL FARM (510) CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
(11-7253) [35-2-0,154] (11-7371) [3-0-0,22]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
IRVIN FLETE ARTHUR DENT
KRILL CAVALRY (374) THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
(11-7211) [14-44-0,97] (11-7305) [12-6-0,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ANIMAL FARM (510)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LUROCIANS EXTREME (459) 73
2. THE HITCHHIKERS (619) 23 COFFEE WARS (608)
3. FURRY FURY (611) 20 Unchartered Team
4. COFFEE WARS (608) 18
5. KRILL CAVALRY (374) 7 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 COFFEE WARS (608) 22 8 0 73.3 1/ 1 ANIMAL FARM (510) 10 3 0
2/ 3 COLORIFIC (511) 526 264 14 66.6 2/ 3 THE HITCHHIKERS (619) 10 5 0
3/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510) %1324 688 44 65.8 3/ 4*CRUSHING K-9'S (623) 9 6 0
4/ 2*CRUSHING K-9'S (623) 9 6 0 60.0 4/ 2 COLORIFIC (511) 8 7 0
5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157) %1214 845 38 59.0 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157) 7 5 0
6/ 6 THE HITCHHIKERS (619) 47 42 1 52.8 6/ 6 CANNIBALZ (383) 6 9 0
7/ 7 FURRY FURY (611) 32 32 0 50.0 7/ 8 COFFEE WARS (608) 3 0 0
8/ 0 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459) 18 19 5 48.6 8/ 9 FURRY FURY (611) 2 3 0
9/ 8 CANNIBALZ (383) 217 245 18 47.0 9/ 7 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 2 13 0
10/ 9 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 488 867 8 36.0 10/ 0 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 332): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 666): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 666): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 651): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 653): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 650): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 648): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 611): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 608): NPYD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 599): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 494): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 551): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 332): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 666): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 666): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 651): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 653): DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 650): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 611): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 608): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 599): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 494): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 551): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): TIRLA DANCER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 651): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 647): MOONDOG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I guess I have to say something, so I will confirm that this is my ninth title.
Better to be a Purple Pig than a Purple Passion, I think.
Purple People Eater (the worst purple I know) is going wild of late, it seems.
His Colorifics don't have it, and he has always been jealous of Our Animal Farm w/l
percentage. He thinks he is a far better manager than Mino. Pshaw!
The young Crushing K-9 manager continues to show his stuff. I wonder if we can
get him to play on the office football team?
Enough. Valentine's Day has passed. (No one sent me a card.) April Fool's Day
is soon. (I will pay them back.)
Purple Pig, Duelmaster IX
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in ARUAK CITY! I still haven't told Mom I'm
writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for
BULLETPROOF MONK? LUROCIANS EXTREME's proud of him after beating GOLDEN TONGUE and
getting 73 points. Talk about yer big time losers! GOLDEN TONGUE got smashed by
BULLETPROOF MONK, and lost 26 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause
he's Number One! IRVIN FLETE knows this. He was challenged by the Duelmaster. This
Duelmaster is like something else! PURPLE PIG stopped IRVIN FLETE dead in his
tracks! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They
want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? THE HITCHHIKERS was ARUAK CITY's most avoided team.
Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are ANIMAL FARM? THE
HITCHHIKERS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! Can COLORIFIC's PURPLE PASSION be more popular than me? She was
challenged the most, but is that really the same?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. ARUAK CITY is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PURPLE PIG 7253 35 2 0 154 ANIMAL FARM (510)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BULLETPROOF MONK 4999 5 7 1 131 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
CANILIV KAT 7284 7 1 0 107 FURRY FURY (611)
DARTH DONUT 7085 10 3 0 105 COFFEE WARS (608)
ARTHUR DENT 7305 12 6 0 100 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
IRVIN FLETE 7211 14 44 0 97 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PURPLE PASSION 7259 21 8 0 89 COLORIFIC (511)
PURPLE PELICAN 7311 9 4 1 84 ANIMAL FARM (510)
DOGMEAT 7262 23 10 0 82 BULLDOGS (157)
BLACK EYE 7296 13 2 0 76 COLORIFIC (511)
HARLINE FLETE 7258 16 23 0 73 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
CORVO BLACK 7257 11 28 0 70 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSE ROOSTER 7340 7 2 1 66 ANIMAL FARM (510)
GOLDEN TONGUE 7287 16 5 0 64 COLORIFIC (511)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246 14 6 0 60 ANIMAL FARM (510)
CHERRY CHICKEN 7316 8 1 0 60 ANIMAL FARM (510)
FORD PREFECT 7306 8 10 0 57 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COWERING COYOTE 7219 5 3 0 56 FURRY FURY (611)
MARVIN 7307 8 10 0 51 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
BERLAM FOOTE 7289 11 16 0 49 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242 3 1 0 47 FURRY FURY (611)
-COWLICK 7286 10 7 0 46 BULLDOGS (157)
VOGON JELTZ 7344 5 4 0 45 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
DORA 7346 4 4 0 40 CANNIBALZ (383)
BULL MOOSE 7341 6 4 0 38 BULLDOGS (157)
SIOLAZEELA 7330 7 8 0 37 CANNIBALZ (383)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED-EYE 7342 3 4 0 28 COLORIFIC (511)
ALMIGHTY BOB 7354 5 2 1 26 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
YELLOW BELLY 7361 2 2 0 26 COLORIFIC (511)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRUCE ALMIGHTY 5003 4 2 2 25 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COWABUNGA! 7360 3 1 0 23 BULLDOGS (157)
ZEXION 7371 3 0 0 22 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
ALVIN 7345 4 4 0 18 CANNIBALZ (383)
CLOWED 7370 2 1 0 18 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
SENSEI 7373 1 1 0 14 CANNIBALZ (383)
SASHER 7369 2 1 0 10 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
SINDERELLY 7372 1 1 0 9 CANNIBALZ (383)
-WOOF WOOF 7357 2 2 0 8 BULLDOGS (157)
-BAGEL FETT 7086 1 0 0 8 COFFEE WARS (608)
-3XZ 6901 0 1 0 7 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
SHOMOE 7368 1 2 0 5 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
ROCOE 7367 1 2 0 5 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
-HIGH PROTECTOR 5644 1 0 0 5 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
GEORGIE BOY 7374 0 1 0 1 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Congratulations again, Purple Pig. Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. --
Kennelworth, Proprietor
And, Jorja, no worry about Purple Pig getting sloshed (or slopped) and giving a bad
name to The Bulldog Inn. Mino keeps him on a tight leash. (A BIG, but short,
leash.) -- Kennelworth
Sensei -- I am saying "woof woof" but I want to make sure it comes out "ouch ouch."
Kudos. -- Woof Woof
Shomoe -- Your partner whipped me last time, but turnaround is fair play, don't you
think? -- Cowabunga
P.S. I'll just bet you don't know where "cowabunga" was made famous? Ask your Dad,
that famous Florida football defensive coach. But, then, maybe even he is too young?
On TV many years ago, Buffalo Bob was the human host of The Howdy Doody Hour and
Buffalo Bob's favorite exclamation was "cowabunga!"
Volgon Jeltz -- Maybe you aren't getting it? That was MY challenge. Or maybe I'm
just not getting it and you are faster and better than I am? (sigh) -- Bull Moose
(and if you have never heard a moose sigh, it is a loud noise!)
Hey, hey, hey. A Furry Fury sighting. Welcome back, Grimm. Glad to see you again.
-- Kennelworth
And, speaking of that, it looks like Coffee Wars is doing some "prepping". Good luck
to them. -- Kennelworth
Berlam -- Well, I enjoyed it! -- Cowlick
Irvin Flete -- I just have to take them any way I can get them. Otherwise, I would
be... Dogmeat
Well done, young Manager Bulldog. Keep those Canines a'crushing. Kudos on your fine
start. -- Kennelworth and The Bulldogs
Health. Humility. Honor. The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits. -- Kennelworth
Ahoy ye, young Bulldog o' Crushin' K-9's. Aye. This'n ole minataur bea pirate,
bloody straight. Careful, now, ye don't hafta walk yon plank. -- Mino of Animal Farm
Dora -- Ha, ha. That was cluck, cluck, cluck, not pluck, pluck, pluck. I needed
that win. -- Cherry Chicken
Damme fine! Me pig! Duelmaster champeen agin! Aye. -- Mino
Marvin -- Now tht was either a lucky or a fine win for me. Let's call it both. --
Rose Rooster
Arthur Dent -- Well, however I did that, I will take it. Wow! I'm flying high. --
Purple Pelican
Tirla -- I had fun. With you gone, who will dance with me in the slop? -- Pirple
Pig, DM IX
A 2-3! An embarassingly worthless 2-3?! You Colorifics are trying my patience! 8-6
in the last three rounds while that cheap pirate and his critters goes 9-3?! 2-3!?
Black Eye, Golden Tongue, Red-Eye, you are all bums! -- Purple People Eater, Proud
Colorific Manager (checking the phone number and address of The Dark Arena)
Hah, PPE! You called me a coward the last two turns, but I challenged and beat that
mean Sasher. I did. -- Yellow Belly, Proud Colorific
Hey, boss, that Kung-Fu Master weren't no problem fer me. Nah. -- Purple Passion,
Proud Colorific
Now my K-9's are 73. :) WOOF, Great start! -- Bulldog, Manager of Crushing K-9's
Bulldog -- If your dogs chase my cavalry horses, they're going to get kicked!
Cavalry horses aren't known for their patience, you know. -- Jorja, manager Krill
Cavalry
P.S. They aren't anti-dog, but no barking and nipping at the heels!
P.P.S. The gladiators on this team, however, are not horses. They just ride 'em.
Dogmeat -- Yeah, but knowing cats and how cussed picky they are, they might decline.
-- Irvin Flete
Kennelworth -- Thanks. -- Tirla Dancer
P.S. And Mino.
Purple Pig -- Actually, I think I'll go home to Krill and raise horses. -- Tirla
Dancer
Black Eye -- No, you're all on the surface. Heart of gold, most likely. It's the
Black HEART that I'd worry about. -- Corvo Black
Golden Tongue -- Augh! You should be pulled out by your roots! -- Harline Flete
Purple Passion -- It was a game? Then, no. I'm not into games at all. -- Irvin
Flete
Purple Pig -- It isn't your victory that was unbelievable, it's that it took you four
minutes to achieve it. -- Tirla Dancer
P.S. Or maybe that it took ONLY four minutes? I'm not clear on which angle is
appropriate here.
Dogmeat -- Huh, is that what it was? I thought it was ground beef. -- Irvin Flete
Darth Donut -- It was the powdered sugar. I'm a sucker for that. -- Harline Flete
Cowlick -- The only reason that fight lasted three minutes is that you wouldn't get
your sloppy tongue off me long enough for me to surrender! -- Berlam Foote
Cringing Coyote -- I never did like elves. You guys make me feel inadequate. --
Corvo Black
P.S. Of course, so do humans, dwarves, orcs, werewolves.... Being a golem is hard.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PURPLE PIG bested IRVIN FLETE in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
DARTH DONUT vanquished PURPLE PELICAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BLACK EYE luckily beat CORVO BLACK in a 2 minute bloody expert's Challenge fight.
COWERING COYOTE was bested by HARLINE FLETE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MARVIN defeated DORA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ROSE ROOSTER devastated VOGON JELTZ in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
BULL MOOSE devastated ALVIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RED-EYE overcame CLOWED in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
COWABUNGA! unbelievably bested SENSEI in a 5 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
PURPLE PASSION was viciously subdued by CANILIV KAT in a action packed 3 minute fight.
DOGMEAT was savagely defeated by ARTHUR DENT in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
GOLDEN TONGUE was overpowered by BULLETPROOF MONK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHERRY CHICKEN overcame BERLAM FOOTE in a 2 minute contest.
FORD PREFECT demolished DELARQUAN SPY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SIOLAZEELA beat ALMIGHTY BOB in a 1 minute conflict.
YELLOW BELLY handily defeated ROCOE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHOMOE was defeated by SINDERELLY in a action packed 3 minute beginner's struggle.
SASHER beat GEORGIE BOY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's brawl.
ZEXION overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 14 - 0 76 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 4 - 1 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 28 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 24 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 21 - 29 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 26 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 667 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY PURPLE PIG 7253 35 2 0 154 ANIMAL FARM (510)
SLASHING ATTACK CANILIV KAT 7284 7 1 0 107 FURRY FURY (611)
LUNGING ATTACK DARTH DONUT 7085 10 3 0 105 COFFEE WARS (608)
PARRY-STRIKE ARTHUR DENT 7305 12 6 0 100 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
BASHING ATTACK PURPLE PELICAN 7311 9 4 1 84 ANIMAL FARM (510)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK GOLDEN TONGUE 7287 16 5 0 64 COLORIFIC (511)
AIMED BLOW COWERING COYOTE 7219 5 3 0 56 FURRY FURY (611)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is IRVIN FLETE 7211. The most popular warrior this
turn was ARTHUR DENT 7305. The ten other most popular fighters were SHOMOE 7368,
CANILIV KAT 7284, IRVIN FLETE 7211, CORVO BLACK 7257, DORA 7346, BULLETPROOF MONK
4999, BERLAM FOOTE 7289, SINDERELLY 7372, SASHER 7369, and ROSE ROOSTER 7340.
The least popular fighter this week was COWABUNGA! 7360. The other ten least popular
fighters were ROCOE 7367, PURPLE PELICAN 7311, ZEXION 7371, GEORGIE BOY 7374,
ALMIGHTY BOB 7354, CHERRY CHICKEN 7316, GOLDEN TONGUE 7287, DOGMEAT 7262, PURPLE
PASSION 7259, and ALVIN 7345.