DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2011    Duedate: 04/07/2011

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-668

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ARTHUR DENT
THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
(11-7305) [13-6-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BULLETPROOF MONK               CLOWED
LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)        CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
(11-4999) [6-7-1,141]          (11-7370) [3-1-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IRVIN FLETE                    ARTHUR DENT
KRILL CAVALRY (374)            THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
(11-7211) [14-45-0,88]         (11-7305) [13-6-0,125]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE HITCHHIKERS (619)       70
2. BULLDOGS (157)              31      COFFEE WARS (608)
3. CRUSHING K-9'S (623)        23      Unchartered Team
4. LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)     10
5. COFFEE WARS (608)            3      CRUSHING K-9'S (623)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COFFEE WARS (608)         23   8  0 74.2   1/ 2 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    11  4 1
 2- 2 COLORIFIC (511)          526 264 14 66.6   2/ 1 ANIMAL FARM (510)         9  3 0
 3/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1326 690 44 65.8   3/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)            9  4 0
 4/ 4*CRUSHING K-9'S (623)      12   8  0 60.0   4/ 3*CRUSHING K-9'S (623)      8  7 0
 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1218 846 38 59.0   5- 4 COLORIFIC (511)           5  5 0
 6/ 6 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     52  42  2 55.3   6/ 6 CANNIBALZ (383)           5 10 0
 7/ 7 FURRY FURY (611)          33  33  0 50.0   7/ 7 COFFEE WARS (608)         3  0 0
 8/ 8 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)   19  19  5 50.0   8/ 8 FURRY FURY (611)          3  4 0
 9/ 9 CANNIBALZ (383)          218 249 18 46.7   9/10 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)   2  0 0
10/10 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      488 872  8 35.9  10/ 9 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       2 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 495): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Ten it is.  The food is good.  I like this spot in the barnyard.  Life is
sooooeeeeeeyyy sweet!
     I am avoiding that Tennessean Bulletproof Monk!  He looks MEAN!  I think he must
be prepping.  I surely hope so.
     Off to do the most important thing today.  Eat!
                  Purple Pig, DMX

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to ARUAK CITY once again!  Biff!  Pow!  ARUAK CITY watched with 
glee as ANIMAL FARM got knocked off top spot by THE HITCHHIKERS!  THE HITCHHIKERS 
showed ARUAK CITY what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off 
with 5-0-1.  What's with FORD PREFECT?  He actually beat BULLDOGS' DOGMEAT, and 
walked away with 28 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at FURRY FURY.  
COWERING COYOTE lost 13 points to BULL MOOSE.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe 
COWERING COYOTE will provide more easy wins...  THE HITCHHIKERS' hatred of ANIMAL 
FARM surfaced again as ARTHUR DENT challenged ARUAK CITY's top dog.  I'm sure ARUAK 
CITY is excited about ARTHUR DENT, the new Duelmaster from THE HITCHHIKERS.  
(remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  Advice to fighters with a 1 
will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  ARUAK CITY thinks THE 
HITCHHIKERS and their 52-42-2 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up... 
Management must be dealin', as the boys at BULLDOGS ain't reelin'!  THE HITCHHIKERS' 
mad!  What do people see in DARTH DONUT?  His 11-3-0?  COFFEE WARS ain't talkin', but 
he's got 108 points.  PURPLE PELICAN of ANIMAL FARM knows how to pick 'em.  She 
challenged CANILIV KAT of FURRY FURY who is up by 23.  Now was this a wise move?  
PURPLE PELICAN perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she was beat by CANILIV KAT 
and ended up with 85 recognition points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARTHUR DENT 7305             13   6  0   125       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULLETPROOF MONK 4999         6   7  1   141       LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
 PURPLE PIG 7253              35   3  0   118       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 CANILIV KAT 7284              8   1  0   111       FURRY FURY (611)
 DARTH DONUT 7085             11   3  0   108       COFFEE WARS (608)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PURPLE PASSION 7259          21   8  0    89       COLORIFIC (511)
 IRVIN FLETE 7211             14  45  0    88       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 PURPLE PELICAN 7311           9   5  1    85       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FORD PREFECT 7306             9  10  0    85       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 DOGMEAT 7262                 23  11  0    80       BULLDOGS (157)
-BLACK EYE 7296               13   2  0    76       COLORIFIC (511)
 HARLINE FLETE 7258           16  24  0    72       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 ROSE ROOSTER 7340             8   2  1    72       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 CHERRY CHICKEN 7316           9   1  0    70       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORVO BLACK 7257             11  29  0    65       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-GOLDEN TONGUE 7287           16   5  0    64       COLORIFIC (511)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          14   6  0    60       ANIMAL FARM (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULL MOOSE 7341               7   4  0    54       BULLDOGS (157)
 COWLICK 7286                 11   7  0    53       BULLDOGS (157)
 MARVIN 7307                   9  10  0    53       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 VOGON JELTZ 7344              6   4  0    53       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 BERLAM FOOTE 7289            11  17  0    50       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242             3   1  0    47       FURRY FURY (611)
 COWERING COYOTE 7219          5   4  0    43       FURRY FURY (611)
 DORA 7346                     4   5  0    39       CANNIBALZ (383)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALMIGHTY BOB 7354             6   2  2    33       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIOLAZEELA 7330               7   9  0    30       CANNIBALZ (383)
 CLOWED 7370                   3   1  0    28       CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
-RED-EYE 7342                  3   4  0    28       COLORIFIC (511)
 ZEXION 7371                   4   0  0    27       CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
-YELLOW BELLY 7361             2   2  0    26       COLORIFIC (511)
-BRUCE ALMIGHTY 5003           4   2  2    25       LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
 COWABUNGA! 7360               4   1  0    25       BULLDOGS (157)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SENSEI 7373                   2   1  0    23       CANNIBALZ (383)
 ALVIN 7345                    4   5  0    17       CANNIBALZ (383)
 WOOF WOOF 7357                3   2  0    16       BULLDOGS (157)
 ROCOE 7367                    2   2  0    13       CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
 SASHER 7369                   2   2  0     8       CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
-BAGEL FETT 7086               1   0  0     8       COFFEE WARS (608)
 SHOMOE 7368                   1   3  0     7       CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
-3XZ 6901                      0   1  0     7       LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
 SINDERELLY 7372               1   2  0     5       CANNIBALZ (383)
-HIGH PROTECTOR 5644           1   0  0     5       LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
 GEORGIE BOY 7374              0   2  0     2       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE             0  0 0                      ALMIGHTY BOB 7354     668  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to Mino's Purple Pig on his tenth DM Title.  Duelmasters drink free at The
Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth

Alvin -- You tried, but I made the most of the situation.  Hubba, hubba. -- Bull
Moose

Sensei -- Some days you get the cow; some days the cow gets you.  Today was the
latter.  Yay! -- Cowabunga

Arthur Dent -- Yu da man!  Nicely done--even though it hurt! -- Dogmeat

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits. -- Kennelworth

Yo ho ho!  Me Pig done it agin!  Champeen!  Aye! -- Mino

Berlam Foote -- I gave it all the pluck I had and it worked. -- Cherry Chicken

Well, now, Darth Donut; I was pretty easy pickin's, wasn't I? -- Purple Pelican
(Thinking about flying high and dropping smelly pellets on DD)

Vogon Jeltz -- Mit had me worried; how about you? -- Rose Rooster (glad he/she didn't
continue with the death intent)

Ye go, critters!  Ye got me yon 3-1!  Aye.  Gotta stay ahead 'o that Purple People
Eatin' thang.  Aye. -- Mino  of Animal Farm

Colorifics!  Only a 3-2!?  Heads will fly! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific
manager

Hey, Boss!  Don't hold it against us that Golden Tongue and Purple Passion lost.  We
didn't! -- Black Eye, Red-Eye, and Yellow Belly, Proud Colorifics

Aruak City -- MY K-9'S ARE 9-6!!!  You could call us "The Hunter of the Shadows"
because your shadow... is our darkness.  Oh shoot my owner wants his computer...
gotta run!

Dogmeat -- In various ways, aren't we all. -- Irvin Flete

Purple Pig -- Huh, so I got nominated to take Tirla's place?  I suppose it wouldn't
be bad, if I get to take graduation as she did. -- Irvin Flete

Black Eye -- You're out to get me, aren't you?  You always have been. -- Corvo Black

Cowering Coyote -- Doesn't seem to me, and I've tried it myself, that cowering ever
helps much. -- Harline Flete

Cherry Chicken -- It's the flying bit that got me.  I know people say that chickens
don't fly, but they don't know. -- Berlam Foote

Sasher -- Is that any way to welcome me to a life in the arena? -- Georgie Boy

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARTHUR DENT viciously subdued PURPLE PIG in a 7 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
PURPLE PELICAN was overcome by CANILIV KAT in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CHERRY CHICKEN luckily beat CORVO BLACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
COWLICK bested BERLAM FOOTE in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
CLOWED demolished ALVIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
IRVIN FLETE was vanquished by BULLETPROOF MONK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DARTH DONUT devastated HARLINE FLETE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DOGMEAT was viciously subdued by FORD PREFECT in a 3 minute expert's melee.
ROSE ROOSTER overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VOGON JELTZ overpowered SIOLAZEELA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COWERING COYOTE was overcome by BULL MOOSE in a popular 1 minute bout.
MARVIN subdued DORA in a 2 minute match.
ALMIGHTY BOB butchered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WOOF WOOF subdued SASHER in a popular 1 minute amateur's match.
COWABUNGA! overcame SHOMOE in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
ROCOE won victory over SINDERELLY in a 4 minute gruesome amateur's bout.
GEORGIE BOY was handily defeated by ZEXION in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SENSEI devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  1      76  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  15 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  30 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  25 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  23 -  2      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        22 -  30 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 668 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         4  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     ARTHUR DENT 7305           13   6  0  125 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
TOTAL PARRY      PURPLE PIG 7253            35   3  0  118 ANIMAL FARM (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  CANILIV KAT 7284            8   1  0  111 FURRY FURY (611)
LUNGING ATTACK   DARTH DONUT 7085           11   3  0  108 COFFEE WARS (608)
BASHING ATTACK   PURPLE PELICAN 7311         9   5  1   85 ANIMAL FARM (510)
AIMED BLOW       VOGON JELTZ 7344            6   4  0   53 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IRVIN FLETE 7211.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ARTHUR DENT 7305.  The ten other most popular fighters were FORD PREFECT 
7306, CORVO BLACK 7257, BERLAM FOOTE 7289, ROCOE 7367, BULLETPROOF MONK 4999, DORA 
7346, SHOMOE 7368, PURPLE PIG 7253, BULL MOOSE 7341, and WOOF WOOF 7357.

The least popular fighter this week was GEORGIE BOY 7374.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SIOLAZEELA 7330, IRVIN FLETE 7211, ALVIN 7345, PURPLE PELICAN 
7311, SINDERELLY 7372, COWABUNGA! 7360, SASHER 7369, ALMIGHTY BOB 7354, COWERING 
COYOTE 7219, and ROSE ROOSTER 7340.