DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/22/2011 Duedate: 05/05/2011
ARUAK CITY ARENA
DM-11 TURN-670
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PURPLE PELICAN
ANIMAL FARM (510)
(11-7311) [10-5-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PURPLE PELICAN CLOWED
ANIMAL FARM (510) CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
(11-7311) [10-5-1,107] (11-7370) [3-2-0,24]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
IRVIN FLETE DARTH DONUT
KRILL CAVALRY (374) COFFEE WARS (608)
(11-7211) [14-47-0,89] (11-7085) [12-4-0,106]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BULLDOGS (157)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BULLDOGS (157) 55
2. ANIMAL FARM (510) 34 COFFEE WARS (608)
3. COLORIFIC (511) 25 Unchartered Team
4. COFFEE WARS (608) 12
5. KRILL CAVALRY (374) 5 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 COFFEE WARS (608) 24 9 0 72.7 1/ 2 BULLDOGS (157) 11 2 0
2/ 2 COLORIFIC (511) 533 266 14 66.7 2/ 1 THE HITCHHIKERS (619) 9 6 1
3/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510) %1330 692 44 65.8 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511) 7 2 0
4/ 5 BULLDOGS (157) %1225 847 38 59.1 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510) 6 4 0
5/ 4*CRUSHING K-9'S (623) 14 11 0 56.0 5/ 5 CANNIBALZ (383) 6 9 0
6/ 6 THE HITCHHIKERS (619) 56 48 2 53.8 6/ 6*CRUSHING K-9'S (623) 5 5 0
7- 7 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459) 19 19 5 50.0 7/ 7 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 3 12 0
8- 8 FURRY FURY (611) 33 35 0 48.5 8/ 9 COFFEE WARS (608) 2 1 0
9/ 9 CANNIBALZ (383) 223 254 18 46.8 9- 8 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459) 1 0 0
10/10 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 491 879 8 35.8 10-10 FURRY FURY (611) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 669): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 654): ASP of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 651): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 614): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 669): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 654): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 651): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 614): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hail, gladiators of Aruak City! I have gotten my invite to the Isle of the Eye
and will be leaving you now. I have had a great time here but now I must join my
brethern in Talayha.
I am Deep Thought's first Parry-Striker to live to see graduation (I hear most
of the others met their fate in the Dark Arena after disappointing DT too many
times). As DT requests of all his graduates, here are my stats: 11-12-9-17-9-9-17
ambi Favs BS (which is what we thought) LO/VL Dec tactic learns ATT Bonused +1 Init,
+4 RIP, +3-4 Par (have not nailed it down yet as I have learned parry in clumps.
For the Aruak Wall of Fame I am leaving my towel; now that I am immortal I no
longer need it.
Farewell Aruak, I hope my replacement is workable and look out for Almighty Bob,
he's better than me and...well..Almighty.
Lord Protector,
Arthur Dent
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out ARUAK CITY to
see what's new. Like, THE HITCHHIKERS had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked
off #1 spot by BULLDOGS! Way to go BULLDOGS! What was the name of that team who got
3-0-0 this turn for a total 1330-692-44 you ask? (Sure) ANIMAL FARM's their name,
and fighting's their game! MVP award for YELLOW BELLY? COLORIFIC's proud of her
after beating AMBITIOUS GUARD and getting 15 points. Talk about yer major upsets!
ZEXION's match with WOOF WOOF cost him a loss of 13 points! Was that a tear I saw in
PURPLE PELICAN's eye, as she took over Duelmastership? And wasn't ARTHUR DENT fit to
be tied! Who was the wiseguy that said ARUAK CITY's Duelmaster was paying for drinks
at The Victory Tavern? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. THE
HITCHHIKERS was ARUAK CITY's most avoided team. Is there some award for that?
Hhmph! What kind of warriors are BULLDOGS? THE HITCHHIKERS, an easy team to beat if
I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is DARTH DONUT
popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of ARUAK CITY! He's got a
12-4-0, is that good?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ARUAK CITY ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to
hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. ARUAK CITY is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PURPLE PELICAN 7311 10 5 1 107 ANIMAL FARM (510)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BULLETPROOF MONK 4999 6 7 1 141 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
-PURPLE PIG 7253 35 3 0 118 ANIMAL FARM (510)
DARTH DONUT 7085 12 4 0 106 COFFEE WARS (608)
-PURPLE PASSION 7259 22 8 0 104 COLORIFIC (511)
DOGMEAT 7262 25 11 0 92 BULLDOGS (157)
-CANILIV KAT 7284 8 2 0 92 FURRY FURY (611)
GOLDEN TONGUE 7287 18 5 0 91 COLORIFIC (511)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRVIN FLETE 7211 14 47 0 89 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
BLACK EYE 7296 14 3 0 87 COLORIFIC (511)
HARLINE FLETE 7258 17 25 0 81 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
CHERRY CHICKEN 7316 11 1 0 81 ANIMAL FARM (510)
CORVO BLACK 7257 12 30 0 72 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
ROSE ROOSTER 7340 9 3 1 69 ANIMAL FARM (510)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BULL MOOSE 7341 8 4 0 66 BULLDOGS (157)
COWLICK 7286 12 7 0 65 BULLDOGS (157)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FORD PREFECT 7306 9 12 0 59 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
BERLAM FOOTE 7289 12 18 0 58 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246 14 7 0 49 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242 3 1 0 47 FURRY FURY (611)
ALMIGHTY BOB 7354 8 2 2 46 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
VOGON JELTZ 7344 6 6 0 46 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
MARVIN 7307 10 11 0 45 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
YELLOW BELLY 7361 4 2 0 45 COLORIFIC (511)
SIOLAZEELA 7330 8 10 0 37 CANNIBALZ (383)
DORA 7346 5 6 0 37 CANNIBALZ (383)
COWABUNGA! 7360 5 2 0 34 BULLDOGS (157)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOOF WOOF 7357 5 2 0 33 BULLDOGS (157)
RED-EYE 7342 4 5 0 30 COLORIFIC (511)
-BRUCE ALMIGHTY 5003 4 2 2 25 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
SENSEI 7373 3 2 0 24 CANNIBALZ (383)
CLOWED 7370 3 2 0 24 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALVIN 7345 5 6 0 21 CANNIBALZ (383)
SASHER 7369 3 2 0 17 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
ROCOE 7367 3 2 0 16 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
ZEXION 7371 4 1 0 14 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
SINDERELLY 7372 2 3 0 13 CANNIBALZ (383)
-BAGEL FETT 7086 1 0 0 8 COFFEE WARS (608)
SHOMOE 7368 1 4 0 7 CRUSHING K-9'S (623)
-3XZ 6901 0 1 0 7 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
-HIGH PROTECTOR 5644 1 0 0 5 LUROCIANS EXTREME (459)
GEORGIE BOY 7374 0 4 0 4 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Congratulations to Duelmaster and Lord Protector Arthur Dent--well deserved titles.
Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor
Sinderelly -- That was one big "woof" for me. Did you like it? -- Woof Woof
Marvin -- You really put it to me, pal. The kids in The Peanut Gallery would be
proud of you. -- Cowabunga!
Khalhums Dwarf -- You were MY dogmeat! -- Dogmeat (feeling rambunctious with the win)
Luck to all! I hope your tournament warriors did well and brought great glory to The
Heart And Soul Of Andoria. -- Kennelworth
Yon rapscallion Art Dent bea Duelmaster?! Damme fine, mate! Aye. -- Mino
Berlam Foote -- That hurt! I sucked! I will never grow up to be a proper lobster!
-- Claret Crawdad
Horrors! I let that Convicted Assassin beat me. Life is not at all full of roses.
(sigh) -- Rose Rooster
Harline Flete -- The early bird gets the worm. Me bird. You worm. -- Cherry Chicken
(clucking uproarishly)
Cult Member -- Don't they teach you how to fight in that cult of yours? Man. That
was EASY! -- Yellow Belly, Proud Colorific
Darth Donut -- It only took one minute!!! Har, har, har. We can tell who had their
eye on the hole and who was intent on the donut. Yup. -- Purple Passion, Proud
Colorific
Dora -- You witch, that was MY challenge. I hope you go fall in a big canyon
somewhere! -- Red-Eye, Proud Colorific
Ford Prefect -- Now we both knew where that one was going to go before the starter
dropped his flag, didn't we? Poor you. Wonderful me! -- Golden Tongue, Proud
Colorific
Irvin Flete -- I enjoyed giving you and your record a black eye. (wink) -- Black
Eye, Proud Colorific
Red-Eye -- You worthless wench! Our only loss! Go get some Visine before I decide
to send you to The Unlit Arena. A perfect 5-0 would have sent the proper message to
that pirate, Mino, that The Colorifics are coming for his won/loss record. You
worthless wench! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager
All -- I liked the new font on turn 668...or was it just mine that was different. --
Deep Thought
No clue here, never see the physical newsletter. Anyone else notice it?
Caniliv Kat -- I got a little fur stuck to my scimitar; you want that back? -- Arthur
Dent
Cowlick -- That was not my intention. -- Berlam Foote
Our congratulations to Arthur Dent. That must be a powerful towel you have. -- the
Krill Cavalry
Cherry Chicken -- Hmm, tastes like something chinese, or maybe japanese. I don't
know that it's much better--if any!--than lemon chicken. -- Harline Flete
P.S. Have you had a Lemon Linnet on your team?
P.P.S. You'd think, with a master in attack, I'd DO some attacking, wouldn't you?
Oh, well.
Black Eye -- And luck is ALL it was. Remember that. -- Irvin Flete
Vogon Jeltz -- Not HERE! I'm sure we could find a better location. -- Corvo Black
Claret Crawdad -- Very tasty. -- Berlam Foote
A;vom -- Drat. -- Georgie Boy
P.S. Don't you dare go biting me! I know what you cannibalz are like!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DOGMEAT bested IRVIN FLETE in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
BLACK EYE was viciously subdued by DARTH DONUT in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
COWLICK unbelievably bested BERLAM FOOTE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
COWABUNGA! defeated SENSEI in a 5 minute Challenge match.
CLOWED was bested by SIOLAZEELA in a 2 minute beginner vs. veteran Challenge brawl.
ARTHUR DENT was devastated by PURPLE PELICAN in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
GOLDEN TONGUE handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FORD PREFECT was vanquished by HARLINE FLETE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CORVO BLACK lost to CHERRY CHICKEN in a action packed 2 minute expert's fight.
ROSE ROOSTER overpowered VOGON JELTZ in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BULL MOOSE handily defeated MARVIN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
DORA was bested by ALMIGHTY BOB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
RED-EYE subdued ALVIN in a 4 minute match.
YELLOW BELLY devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ZEXION was handily defeated by WOOF WOOF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ROCOE defeated GEORGIE BOY in a 1 minute beginner's struggle.
SHOMOE slimly lost to SINDERELLY in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.
SASHER devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 43 - 16 - 0 73 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 27 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 19 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 28 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 31 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 670 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 4 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK PURPLE PELICAN 7311 10 5 1 107 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LUNGING ATTACK DARTH DONUT 7085 12 4 0 106 COFFEE WARS (608)
TOTAL PARRY DOGMEAT 7262 25 11 0 92 BULLDOGS (157)
STRIKING ATTACK GOLDEN TONGUE 7287 18 5 0 91 COLORIFIC (511)
SLASHING ATTACK ROSE ROOSTER 7340 9 3 1 69 ANIMAL FARM (510)
WALL OF STEEL ALMIGHTY BOB 7354 8 2 2 46 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is IRVIN FLETE 7211. The most popular warrior this
turn was DARTH DONUT 7085. The ten other most popular fighters were BERLAM FOOTE
7289, CORVO BLACK 7257, IRVIN FLETE 7211, SIOLAZEELA 7330, ALVIN 7345, SHOMOE 7368,
SINDERELLY 7372, BLACK EYE 7296, CHERRY CHICKEN 7316, and BULL MOOSE 7341.
The least popular fighter this week was COWABUNGA! 7360. The other ten least popular
fighters were GEORGIE BOY 7374, ZEXION 7371, VOGON JELTZ 7344, FORD PREFECT 7306,
WOOF WOOF 7357, DORA 7346, MARVIN 7307, ROSE ROOSTER 7340, SENSEI 7373, and COWLICK
7286.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FANGS 3066 (178-136-5) 0 5 0 REPTILIAN REBELS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BART WELLENS 4848 (55-31-0) 1 4 0 INQUISITION GC 03
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHY MEERKAT 7140 (18-9-0) 1 3 0 FURRY FURY
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AXIOM 3918 (12-5-0) 4 3 0 ERRATA
BLOOD MONKEY 5858 (12-5-0) 4 3 0 SNUGGLEBUNNIES
BULLETPROOF MONK 4999 (6-7-1) 4 3 0 LUROCIANS EXTREME
WOEBRINGER 7049 (4-0-1) 3 3 0 NEVERWAKE
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CANILIV KAT 7284 (8-1-0) 8 3 0 FURRY FURY
COWERING COYOTE 7219 (5-4-0) 1 2 0 DEAD FURRY FURY
GRAVETWIST 5253 (5-5-0) 1 3 0 ETHEREAL ANGELS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
IS THAT TODAY? 6769 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS. HUSBAND
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHADOW MEERKAT 7355 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 FURRY FURY
ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHOTGUN GANDHI 6760 (31-11-0) 2 3 0 ARMED & GREGARIOUS
ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHERRY CHICKEN 7316 (9-1-0) 2 3 0 ANIMAL FARM
SIRIUS 7335 (3-0-0) 0 3 0 SHINING STARS