DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/12/2011    Duedate: 08/25/2011

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-678

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ALMIGHTY BOB
THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
(11-7354) [13-5-2,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PURPLE PASSION                 POSITION IS EMPTY
COLORIFIC (511)                
(11-7259) [28-9-0,108]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CORVO BLACK                    CORVO BLACK
KRILL CAVALRY (374)            KRILL CAVALRY (374)
(11-7257) [15-35-0,102]        (11-7257) [15-35-0,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CANNIBALZ (383)             51
2. COLORIFIC (511)             21      COLORIFIC (511)
3. THE HITCHHIKERS (619)       14      Unchartered Team
4. IMMORTALS (85)               0
5. ANIMAL FARM (510)            0      OUTSIDERS (377)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          555 276 15 66.8   1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)            8  3 0
 2- 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1342 696 44 65.8   2/ 3 CANNIBALZ (383)           8  4 0
 3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           %1246 856 38 59.3   3/ 4 COLORIFIC (511)           7  2 0
 4/ 4 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     74  69  3 51.7   4/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       6  9 0
 5- 5 FURRY FURY (611)          37  39  2 48.7   5/ 5 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     5  9 0
 6/ 6 CANNIBALZ (383)          243 271 18 47.3   6- 6 FURRY FURY (611)          2  0 1
 7- 7 IMMORTALS (85)           %1005 %1181 80 46.0   7- 7 ANIMAL FARM (510)         1  1 0
 8/ 8 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      506 904  8 35.9   8- 8 IMMORTALS (85)            1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I WILL NOT have some silly cow messing with my hair.  Bad enough having horses
blow in my ear.

                                   Harline Flete

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in ARUAK CITY this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, SENSEI fought BERLAM FOOTE 
and gained 23 points and contributed to CANNIBALZ's 3-1-0.  BLACK EYE has lost to 
DORA, falling 12 points, while helping make COLORIFIC a 4-1-0 turn.  Well done, ARUAK 
CITY, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Perhaps HARLINE FLETE 
is not as thrilled, being challenged 2 times.  ALMIGHTY BOB challenged for the 
Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone KRILL CAVALRY's warrior.  And not 
without some honor, ALMIGHTY BOB now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of 
ARUAK CITY.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources 
that The Bulldog Inn uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  CANNIBALZ has cause to stand tall, as they 
were ARUAK CITY's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided CANNIBALZ stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
COLORIFIC.  Anyone surprised?  FORD PREFECT from THE HITCHHIKERS took a risk this 
turn by bravely challenging up 26 points in a challenge against DOGMEAT.  Well, FORD 
PREFECT was bested by DOGMEAT, but FORD PREFECT gained 9 in recognition for his 
efforts.  Thank goodness for small favors.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that ARUAK CITY 
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, ARUAK CITY, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in ARUAK CITY and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen 
sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALMIGHTY BOB 7354            13   5  2   101       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHERRY CHICKEN 7316          17   1  0   111       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 PURPLE PASSION 7259          28   9  0   108       COLORIFIC (511)
 DOGMEAT 7262                 31  12  0   106       BULLDOGS (157)
 CORVO BLACK 7257             15  35  0   102       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-CANILIV KAT 7284             11   4  1   102       FURRY FURY (611)
 DORA 7346                    10   9  0   101       CANNIBALZ (383)
 HARLINE FLETE 7258           20  30  0    92       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOOF WOOF 7357                9   2  0    89       BULLDOGS (157)
 FORD PREFECT 7306            12  17  0    87       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-COWLICK 7286                 15  10  0    82       BULLDOGS (157)
-BULL MOOSE 7341              12   6  0    81       BULLDOGS (157)
 BLACK EYE 7296               17   6  0    80       COLORIFIC (511)
 SIOLAZEELA 7330              12  14  0    75       CANNIBALZ (383)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BERLAM FOOTE 7289            14  24  0    66       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293          9  10  1    64       IMMORTALS (85)
 MARVIN 7307                  14  15  0    62       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-ROSE ROOSTER 7340            12   6  1    61       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314          7   7  0    60       IMMORTALS (85)
 SENSEI 7373                   7   6  0    59       CANNIBALZ (383)
 YELLOW BELLY 7361             8   4  0    58       COLORIFIC (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALVIN 7345                   10   9  0    51       CANNIBALZ (383)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          14   7  0    49       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242             3   1  0    47       FURRY FURY (611)
 RED-EYE 7342                  6   9  1    46       COLORIFIC (511)
 COWABUNGA! 7360               9   5  0    44       BULLDOGS (157)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVER HAIR 7386              3   0  0    35       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEO GUARDSMAN 7317            9   4  0    33       IMMORTALS (85)
 SLARTIBARTFAST 7376           5   3  0    33       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILBERT FRUE 7387             3   1  0    20       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 GEORGIE BOY 7374              2  10  0    16       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-SHADOW MEERKAT 7355           1   0  1    12       FURRY FURY (611)
 BENJY MOUSE 7392              0   1  0     8       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-FLASHFLIGHT 7389              0   1  0     1       IMMORTALS (85)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SINDERELLY 7372         4  6 0 CANNIBALZ 383        RED-EYE 7342          675  REVENGED
TIMBO 7388              0  1 0 IMMORTALS 85         SHADOW MEERKAT 7355   676   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

So!  Finally we have the Properly Labeled tourney results.  And we salute everyone
listed there. -- Jorja and the Krill Cavalry
P.S.  Gotta do things RIGHT, you know.

Ford Prefect -- Aha!  A win for me!  I hardly know what to do with it. -- Corvo Black

Bull Moose -- Are you allowed to use your antlers that way? -- Berlam Foote

Ah, an Embezzling Scribe and a Convicted Thief.  A relief, you know? -- Georgie Boy
and Wilbert Frue

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALMIGHTY BOB bested HARLINE FLETE in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
FORD PREFECT was unbelievably bested by DOGMEAT in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
MARVIN defeated ALVIN in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
PURPLE PASSION unbelievably bested CORVO BLACK in a 4 minute veteran's contest.
BLACK EYE was viciously subdued by DORA in a action packed 7 minute gory brawl.
BERLAM FOOTE was viciously subdued by SENSEI in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SIOLAZEELA handily defeated COWABUNGA! in a action packed 3 minute uneven melee.
SLARTIBARTFAST was savagely defeated by RED-EYE in a 4 minute gruesome duel.
YELLOW BELLY savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. beginner fight.
SILVER HAIR demolished GEORGIE BOY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BENJY MOUSE was overcome by WILBERT FRUE in a exciting 1 minute novice's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  15 -  0      72  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  17 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  31 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        17 -  30 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   6 -  0      33  |

Turn 678 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ALMIGHTY BOB 7354          13   5  2  101 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
TOTAL PARRY      PURPLE PASSION 7259        28   9  0  108 COLORIFIC (511)
BASHING ATTACK   DORA 7346                  10   9  0  101 CANNIBALZ (383)
LUNGING ATTACK   SENSEI 7373                 7   6  0   59 CANNIBALZ (383)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN 7345                 10   9  0   51 CANNIBALZ (383)
SLASHING ATTACK  SILVER HAIR 7386            3   0  0   35 COLORIFIC (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CORVO BLACK 7257.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CORVO BLACK 7257.  The ten other most popular fighters were SENSEI 7373, 
FORD PREFECT 7306, DORA 7346, SIOLAZEELA 7330, YELLOW BELLY 7361, DOGMEAT 7262, ALVIN 
7345, SLARTIBARTFAST 7376, RED-EYE 7342, and WILBERT FRUE 7387.

The least popular fighter this week was BLACK EYE 7296.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GEORGIE BOY 7374, COWABUNGA! 7360, BENJY MOUSE 7392, BERLAM FOOTE 7289, 
PURPLE PASSION 7259, MARVIN 7307, HARLINE FLETE 7258, SILVER HAIR 7386, ALMIGHTY BOB 
7354, and WILBERT FRUE 7387.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DOGMEAT (11-7262) BULLDOGS (157)
HARLINE FLETE (11-7258) KRILL CAVALRY (374)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.