DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/09/2011    Duedate: 09/22/2011

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-680

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PURPLE PASSION
COLORIFIC (511)
(11-7259) [29-10-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHERRY CHICKEN                 POSITION IS EMPTY
ANIMAL FARM (510)              
(11-7316) [19-1-0,115]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CORVO BLACK                    SLARTIBARTFAST
KRILL CAVALRY (374)            THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
(11-7257) [15-37-0,82]         (11-7376) [5-5-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FURRY FURY (611)            34
2. BULLDOGS (157)              30      COLORIFIC (511)
3. ANIMAL FARM (510)           28      Unchartered Team
4. KRILL CAVALRY (374)         13
5. CANNIBALZ (383)              8      OLD WEST (161)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          560 280 15 66.7   1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)            9  1 0
 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1347 697 45 65.9   2/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)           9  5 0
 3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           %1254 856 38 59.4   3/ 3 CANNIBALZ (383)           7  5 0
 4/ 5 FURRY FURY (611)          43  40  2 51.8   4/ 6 FURRY FURY (611)          6  1 0
 5/ 4 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     78  75  3 51.0   5/ 4 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     6  9 0
 6/ 6 CANNIBALZ (383)          247 275 18 47.3   6/ 7 ANIMAL FARM (510)         5  1 1
 7/ 7 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      507 912  8 35.7   7/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       2 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 507): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  ANIMAL FARM is 
no joke as it posted a 3-0-1 week advancing from 7th place to 6th place.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for SENSEI, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing 
VETERAN MERCENARY like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was DORA, who dropped 10 points after a disappointing (to say 
the least) bout with BULL MOOSE.  It's a proud day for the COLORIFIC stable, as their 
warrior, PURPLE PASSION, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ARUAK CITY arena.  Here's 
a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad FURRY FURY?  Big bad FURRY FURY.  Big 
bad FURRY FURY.  ARUAK CITY's afraid of the big bad FURRY FURY.  Tra la la la la!  
Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch COLORIFIC's act in the arena.  Those acrobats 
seem to be fairly deft at running from FURRY FURY.  Well just about everybody wants a 
piece of COWABUNGA!, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  In a touching 
display by a 'touched' warrior, SLARTIBARTFAST went after COWABUNGA!, who was higher 
by 23 points.  Well, when the dust settled, SLARTIBARTFAST was bested by COWABUNGA!.  
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ARUAK CITY have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends 
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURPLE PASSION 7259          29  10  0   110       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANILIV KAT 7284             12   4  1   120       FURRY FURY (611)
 CHERRY CHICKEN 7316          19   1  0   115       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BULL MOOSE 7341              14   6  0   107       BULLDOGS (157)
 ALMIGHTY BOB 7354            14   6  2   103       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 BLACK EYE 7296               19   6  0    99       COLORIFIC (511)
 COWLICK 7286                 17  10  0    95       BULLDOGS (157)
-WOOF WOOF 7357               10   2  0    93       BULLDOGS (157)
 ROSE ROOSTER 7340            14   6  1    91       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DORA 7346                    10  11  0    87       CANNIBALZ (383)
 FORD PREFECT 7306            13  18  0    86       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 CORVO BLACK 7257             15  37  0    82       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 SENSEI 7373                   9   6  0    82       CANNIBALZ (383)
 BERLAM FOOTE 7289            14  26  0    78       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 MARVIN 7307                  15  16  0    69       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 SIOLAZEELA 7330              13  15  0    68       CANNIBALZ (383)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TINY MEERKAT 7242             4   1  0    59       FURRY FURY (611)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COWABUNGA! 7360              11   5  0    54       BULLDOGS (157)
 YELLOW BELLY 7361             9   5  0    54       COLORIFIC (511)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          14   7  0    49       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 ALVIN 7345                   11  10  0    48       CANNIBALZ (383)
-RED-EYE 7342                  6  10  1    45       COLORIFIC (511)
 SILVER HAIR 7386              4   1  0    40       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLARTIBARTFAST 7376           5   5  0    33       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 SHADOW MEERKAT 7355           3   0  1    33       FURRY FURY (611)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391          2   0  0    22       FURRY FURY (611)
 WILBERT FRUE 7387             4   2  0    21       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 BENJY MOUSE 7392              1   2  0    20       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 GEORGIE BOY 7374              2  12  0    18       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 ALABASTER AUK 7384            1   0  1    14       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 A DOG'S LIFE 7395             1   0  0    13       BULLDOGS (157)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLUE BULLDOG 7385             0   1  0     7       ANIMAL FARM (510)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      ALABASTER AUK 7384    680  NONE
TIMBO 7388              0  1 0 IMMORTALS 85         SHADOW MEERKAT 7355   676  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to mighty Almighty Bob, repeat Duelmaster of The Heart And Soul Of
Andoria.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor
P.S.  Great DM Column, by the way.

Commission -- We are lobbying for the graduation of Caniliv Kat, a well-deserved Lord
protector.  Fie on Grimmy's enemy who posted the following false ad last turn!
"Gladiatorial Commission -- I am not ready for the Isle, so don't go giving me an
invite. -- Caniliv Kat" -- Kennelworth and The Bulldogs
P.S.  Welcome back, Grimm. (wink)

For anyone silly enough to be interested in 17-15-18-4-15-10-5 TP Dogmeat's faves,
they were SM, LOW/MOD, learns Parry. -- Kennelworth

Ford Prefect -- Me moose and me was perfect!  Git it?????! -- Bull Moose

Please welcome my newest recruit, A Dog's life, who will be a something or other
dependent on what measly grub The RUGS dish out. -- Kennelworth

Harline Flete -- Back at you. -- Cowlick

Dangerous Criminal and Veteran Mercenary -- Thanks for being there.  We hope you got
paid for all the pain you took. -- Cowabunga! and Woof Woof

     Not enough.  Tips would be good. -- D. Crimminy and Veteran Kag'griss

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Kennelworth

     And tips.

Purple Passion -- You let that mangy Caniliv Kat beat you?!  Well, that's bread and
water only for you this week!  Dunce! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

And you, Red-Eye, losing to Sensei?!  You are nothing but DA meat!  Scumball! --
Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Colorifics -- Thanks to these two worthless winkies, we only went 3-2 and Mino and
his Animal Farm critters edged us out in w/l percentage with a 2-1.  This is UNCALLED
FOR!  Get with it or this team WILL change. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific
Manager

But, boss, I handle Corvo Black.  Don't yell at ME! -- Black Eye, Proud Colorific
(Wanting to give PPE one!)

We did our share, PPE.  We did.  Why do we have to be berated when Purple Passion and
Red-Eye are the culprits? -- Yellow Belly and Silver Hair, proud Colorifics

All -- Fear my Colorifics for we are THE BEST! -- Purple People Eater, Proud
Colorific Manager

Yo ho ho!  This'n ole pirate done promised.  He be back!  Aye. -- Mino, Animal Farm

Tickle Me Tiger -- You fought the good fight and clearly were my better.  Kudos. --
Blue Bulldog

Venomous Concubine -- You laid an egg! -- Cherry Chicken

     Perhaps, but it's Faberge'. -- Vicky

Siolazeela -- It was my day to crow. -- Rose Rooster

Dogmeat -- Bees have knees? -- Harline Flete the Surprised

Silver Hair -- Excuse me?  You need glasses, old man!  I'm a guy. -- Georgie Boy

Cowlick -- Euwh!  I wish you wouldn't do that.  It leaves my hair such a mess. --
Harline Flete, going off to wash her hair again
P.S.  I've heard (incredulously) of putting moose spit on hair, but cow spit?

Black Eye -- I can't believe you did that AGAIN.  Ouch. -- Corvo Black

Marvin -- Oh, oops.  I was expecting Swervin' Irvin, not ready for you. -- Berlam
Foote

Benjy Mouse -- I don't like mouses.  They run around in the kitchen and make messes.
I prefer to have a kitchen all to myself. -- Georgie Boy the Ever-Hungry

Shadow Meerkat -- I didn't even SEE you!  Next time, I'll bring a flashlight--  Ah!
No, next time, I'll wait till high noon to fight. -- Wilbert Frue

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BULL MOOSE devastated DORA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
YELLOW BELLY was vanquished by FORD PREFECT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SLARTIBARTFAST was luckily beaten by COWABUNGA! in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
BENJY MOUSE was bested by SHADOW MEERKAT in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
ALMIGHTY BOB was bested by PURPLE PASSION in a popular 4 minute expert's Title brawl.
CORVO BLACK was bested by ROSE ROOSTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
COWLICK narrowly defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 12 minute melee.
BLACK EYE vanquished MARVIN in a crowd boring 6 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
CHERRY CHICKEN luckily beat BERLAM FOOTE in a action packed 4 minute veteran's fight.
SIOLAZEELA overpowered SILVER HAIR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SENSEI demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
ALVIN was subdued by TINY MEERKAT in a 1 minute master vs. novice upset match.
WILBERT FRUE overcame CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory conflict.
GEORGIE BOY was vanquished by TICKLE ME TIGER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ALABASTER AUK executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
A DOG'S LIFE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  13 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   6 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   8 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        21 -  26 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  31 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 680 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PURPLE PASSION 7259        29  10  0  110 COLORIFIC (511)
BASHING ATTACK   BULL MOOSE 7341            14   6  0  107 BULLDOGS (157)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMIGHTY BOB 7354          14   6  2  103 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
SLASHING ATTACK  ROSE ROOSTER 7340          14   6  1   91 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LUNGING ATTACK   SENSEI 7373                 9   6  0   82 CANNIBALZ (383)
STRIKING ATTACK  TINY MEERKAT 7242           4   1  0   59 FURRY FURY (611)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN 7345                 11  10  0   48 CANNIBALZ (383)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CORVO BLACK 7257.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLARTIBARTFAST 7376.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALMIGHTY BOB 
7354, BERLAM FOOTE 7289, ROSE ROOSTER 7340, FORD PREFECT 7306, SHADOW MEERKAT 7355, 
BULL MOOSE 7341, SENSEI 7373, TICKLE ME TIGER 7391, SIOLAZEELA 7330, and TINY MEERKAT 
7242.

The least popular fighter this week was COWLICK 7286.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MARVIN 7307, BLACK EYE 7296, ALVIN 7345, SILVER HAIR 7386, BENJY MOUSE 
7392, DORA 7346, A DOG'S LIFE 7395, ALABASTER AUK 7384, GEORGIE BOY 7374, and CHERRY 
CHICKEN 7316.