DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/10/2012    Duedate: 02/23/2012

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-691

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

A DOG'S LIFE
BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7395) [9-1-2,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

A DOG'S LIFE                   BLUE'S CLUES
BULLDOGS (157)                 NICK JR. (627)
(11-7395) [9-1-2,106]          (11-7407) [4-1-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BERLAM FOOTE                   WOOF WOOF
KRILL CAVALRY (374)            BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7289) [18-33-0,87]         (11-7357) [16-6-0,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE HITCHHIKERS (619)       42
2. COLORIFIC (511)             34      COLORIFIC (511)
3. ILLMATIC (626)              32      Unchartered Team
4. FURRY FURY (611)            30
5. NICK JR. (627)              28      NICK JR. (627)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*NICK JR. (627)            16   7  2 69.6   1/ 1 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    10  5 1
 2/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          589 294 18 66.7   2/ 2 THE ASSEMBLY (338)        9  6 0
 3/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1370 706 46 66.0   3/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)         7  3 1
 4/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)           %1284 874 41 59.5   4/ 3*NICK JR. (627)            6  3 1
 5/ 5 THE ASSEMBLY (338)        50  40  4 55.6   5/ 4 COLORIFIC (511)           6  4 2
 6/ 6 FURRY FURY (611)          57  50  3 53.3   6/ 6 BULLDOGS (157)            6  6 0
 7/ 0 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)  342 315 12 52.1   7/ 7 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       5 10 0
 8/ 7 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    106 100  5 51.5   8/10*CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      4 10 0
 9/ 8 IMMORTALS (85)           %1005 %1186 80 45.9   9/ 9*THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    3  6 0
10-10*RAPSCALLIONS (628)         4   6  2 40.0  10/ 8 FURRY FURY (611)          2  2 1
11/ 9*THE JOKER'S WILD (599)     5   9  0 35.7  11/ 0*ILLMATIC (626)            1  2 0
12/11 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      525 948  8 35.6  12-11*RAPSCALLIONS (628)        1  4 0
13/ 0*ILLMATIC (626)             1   2  0 33.3  13/12 IMMORTALS (85)            0  4 0
14/12*CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)       4  10  0 28.6  14/ 0 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): SMIMATSU of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 677): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 517): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 677): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 517): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): WOEBRINGER of NEVERWAKE (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
              (turn 634): MARLIN KOLE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 514): SLITHER of SERPEENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Aruak City,
     I'm back again!  Only four more title defenses before you are rid of me, from
what Froot E. Bowl tells me.  But let's face it, he's not necessarily the sharpest
dagger in the armory, if you know what I mean!  So I promised another hard hitting
duelmaster's column.  Hmm... I'm not quite what you would call a very adept writer.
Been spending a little too much time with the ol' Battleaxe if you know what I mean!
Yep, she keeps making me do chores around the house. "Smimatsu, pick up your armor,
blah blah blah."  That's about the point I pretend that I got hit in the head during
the last fight.  What, you thought I was talking about an actual Battleaxe?  Well,
they are very similar in the fact that they are quite sturdy.  But one is definitely
a little duller than the other.
     So on that note, I will let all of you get back to your non-Duelmaster lives.
And hopefully I'll be back next turn to regale you with tales of love and laughter,
hope and sorrow.  Or maybe I'll just dictate some more trivialities to this joke of a
scribe that the arena provided.  Kennelworth, I have to complain about my appletinis.
They tasted much like dirty dishwater tinis.  Just because they're free doesn't mean
I expect to be treated like the normal gladiator dark arena fodder!

P.S.  I hear from the larger arenas that the War Flail is making a comeback!  Just a
suggestion, try it and see if it's true.  Good for all styles and especially
effective when challenging any of The Assembly's gladiators.

Your Duelmaster, Smimatsu

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ARUAK CITY?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-1 is nice, but 
don't get cocky, NICK JR., the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  Tsk, 
tsk, PARAGON beat TINY MEERKAT and TINY MEERKAT lost 19 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as A DOG'S LIFE takes the Title 
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Bulldog Inn, humph!  
I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From ARUAK 
CITY's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  THE ASSEMBLY was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in 
this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BULLDOGS.  Ha ha 
ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, GEORGIE BOY was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess I can give a little credit to 
BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS for challenging up by 21 to BERLAM FOOTE.  BENJY MOUSE 
won to get 91 points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Whoa!  I'll even buy RED-EYE a drink 
tonight!  Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on hers good 
side!  FURRY FURY has cause to pause today, as DAA was sent to the Dark Arena, and 
came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.  Well, A DOG'S LIFE, I guess 
FURRY FURY stable was just too chicken to bloodfeud you over SHADOW MEERKAT.  I guess 
cowardice is part of managing a team.  A big yahoo goes out to ARTEMIS this turn, for 
revenging CHAOS CARNIVAL's bloodfeud against THE HITCHHIKERS' warrior FENCHURCH.  
Heh, heh, heh.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the ARUAK CITY arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A DOG'S LIFE 7395             9   1  2   106       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAPIK 3381                   12   6  0   105       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 PARAGON 3380                  9   9  2   100       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 BENJY MOUSE 7392              7   7  0    91       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BERLAM FOOTE 7289            18  33  0    87       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 COWLICK 7286                 23  14  0    85       BULLDOGS (157)
 WOOF WOOF 7357               16   6  0    85       BULLDOGS (157)
 SMIMATSU 3378                10   8  1    85       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
-TALIA GREENBOLT 4882         14   4  2    82       KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)
-DANIEL JUSTICEBLADE 4688     19  15  0    80       KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)
 TINY MEERKAT 7242             6   5  0    78       FURRY FURY (611)
 COWABUNGA! 7360              17   8  0    76       BULLDOGS (157)
-THERESA FLAMESTRIKE 5033      6   5  0    74       KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLARTIBARTFAST 7376          10  11  0    66       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391          8   2  0    66       FURRY FURY (611)
 RED-EYE 7342                 10  13  2    65       COLORIFIC (511)
 SILVER HAIR 7386              9   5  1    65       COLORIFIC (511)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293          9  10  1    64       IMMORTALS (85)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          16   9  0    61       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314          7   7  0    60       IMMORTALS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JADOW 3452                    6   5  0    53       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 YELLOW BELLY 7361            14  10  0    52       COLORIFIC (511)
 BLUE'S CLUES 7407             4   1  0    51       NICK JR. (627)
 GAG HALFRUNT 7416             4   2  0    48       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 ALABASTER AUK 7384            5   1  1    40       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 WINNY 7408                    4   0  0    39       NICK JR. (627)
 BLUE BULLDOG 7385             3   1  0    39       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 GRAY AREA 7397                6   1  0    37       COLORIFIC (511)
 ESTERBROOK 3438               8   4  0    36       THE ASSEMBLY (338)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEO GUARDSMAN 7317            9   4  0    33       IMMORTALS (85)
 TANGERINE TURTLE 7398         4   4  0    33       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 DAA 7462                      1   0  1    33       FURRY FURY (611)
 GEORGIE BOY 7374              3  22  0    31       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 WILBERT FRUE 7387             6  11  0    29       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 MAYDEE QUICK 7400             5   3  0    29       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 FRANKLIN 7409                 3   2  1    27       NICK JR. (627)
 ARTEMIS 7437                  2   1  0    26       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992            3   0  0    25       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN WITH ENVY 7435          2   0  1    23       COLORIFIC (511)
-CHEEKY MADCAP 7421            2   0  1    23       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 PINK PORPOISE 7448            2   0  0    22       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FENCHURCH 7413                3   4  1    18       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 TUCK 7411                     3   2  1    17       NICK JR. (627)
 NY STATE OF MIND 7402         1   0  0    15       ILLMATIC (626)
-DETRICH WILLIAMS 5223         3   1  0    14       KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)
 CHARRO LAYNE 7455             2   0  0    11       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 5 ACES 6990                   1   2  0    11       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 DARK JESTER 7438              2   1  0     7       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-VILLAN 7420                   1   1  1     5       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 GRUNTHOS THE FLAT 7450        1   1  0     4       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUNGSTEN 7419                 1   1  0     4       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-FHAI'TUL 7417                 0   2  0     2       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 EURYMEDON 7454                0   2  0     2       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-CHRUN'CHYN 7418               0   2  0     2       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 BINKLE 7452                   0   1  0     1       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447            0   1  0     1       BULLDOGS (157)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PAW 7414                2  1 0 BULLDOGS 157         FRANKLIN 7409         688   
AZATHOTH 7440           0  2 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   FENCHURCH 7413        690  JUST REVENGED
DA3 7453                0  2 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   HIGH ELF              691  NONE
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DAA 7462              691  NONE
EX ARDVAARK 7463        0  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       SHEWISH GIANT         691  NONE
SHADOW MEERKAT 7355     6  1 1 FURRY FURY 611       A DOG'S LIFE 7395     687  NOT REVENGED
HALFTIME 7401           0  1 0 ILLMATIC 626         STONE GOLEM           691  NONE
ONE LOVE 7403           0  1 0 ILLMATIC 626         SHEWISH GIANT         691  NONE
BAZENGA 7436            0  3 0 IMMORTALS 85         DEVELLAN JARA         691  NONE
FLASHFLIGHT 7389        0  2 0 IMMORTALS 85         TUCK 7411             691   
MADAM ME 4411           2  2 0 KNIGHTS OF VIRTU 325 WURM KIN              691  NONE
COW BELL 7456           0  1 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 599 MOUNTAIN TROLL        691  NONE
JINKLE 7451             0  1 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 599 GREEN WITH ENVY 7435  691   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to Smimatsu, a great champion and repeat Duelmaster.  Duelmasters
drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Blue's Clues of Nick Jr. -- We salute your TV.  We just may avoid you! (wink) --
Kennelworth, Bulldogs

Welcome to The Heart And Soul Of Andoria, Chaos Carnival.  Glad to have you in our
fine Aruak City.  Stop on over at The Bulldog Inn for a drink on the house. --
Kennelworth, Bulldoga

Tapik -- Shucks!  Well done.  I have nothing to crow (or moo) about. -- Cowabunga!

Benjy Mouse -- It was my day to howl.  (With pleasure, that is!) -- Woof Woof

Khalhum's Dwarf -- I loved making a waste of your day. -- A Dog's Life

Paragon -- It took effort and time, and now your hair looks just as sloppy as mine!
-- Cowlick

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Kennelworth

Blimey!  Yon Blue's Clues done TV'd.  Aye. -- Mino of Animal Farm

DA3 -- I do not know who you are, or what I did, but I savor the win. -- Pink
Porpoise

Dark Jester -- I am both pleased and sorry to make your day blue.  May you find a
good bone and an unmarked tree. -- Blue Bulldog

Fuschia Frog?????  On me list.  Aye.  Thankee. -- Mino

Jadow -- You must be too fast for me. -- Tangerine Turtle

Georgie Boy -- You sing; I fly; I win. -- Alabaster Auk

Shiver me timbers!  Gratters ta yon Smimatsu-- Champeen! -- Mino

Wouldn't let my fine Colorifics fight, would they?!  Discrimination, I say!
Discrimination against purple and people eaters!  I protest and will SUE! -- Purple
People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Easterbrook -- Up you know what and your flowers! -- Yellow Belly, Proud Colorific

We want your spot, Smimatsu.  We want you dead at the same time.  Beware, Chump! --
The Colorifics

Cowabunga! -- I was thinking one of you cows might challenge, so I tried a new
plan... bigger weapons! -- Tapik

Slartibartfast -- I really don't know why Froot E. Bowl keeps trying to get me to use
an Epee.  For some reason, for me they just lead to a loss.  We'll have to see how
this fight goes with a different weapon next time.  Nice fight! -- Esterbrook

Berlam Foote -- I was thinking we might match up.  Duelmaster once again!  I'll make
sure to give you another shot soon. -- Smimatsu

Cowlick -- Eleven minutes!  Froot E. Bowl said that he left after about 5 minutes
muttering something about "those cows are doing it again."  I'm not sure why, it was
a pretty exciting fight for those who stuck it out.  Thanks for all the moves you
taught me, I'll be more than happy to try this one again soon just to see if anything
changes with the result. -- Paragon

Tangerine Turtle -- Nice fight!  I'm vglad you didn't hit me, you could seriously
injure someone with all that swinging and carrying on! -- Jadow

Cowlick -- No, I'm unlickable.  Not the same thing as despicable at all. -- Berlam
Foote

We congratulate Woebringer of Neverwake, long not-seen here. -- Jorja and the Krill
Cavalry

And, of course, we salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Krill Cavalry,
still

Gag Halfrunt -- Bleh. -- Wilbert Frue, not feeling at all witty

Artemis -- You show up to make eyes at the local pool of bachelors, you BET I
devastate you. -- Maydee Quick

Smimatsu -- Works for me.  I have no desire to be duelmaster.  So long as I don't get
DEAD, I'm fine with this. -- Berlam Foote

Alabaster Auk -- For some reason, I feel like an aukward stone bird fell on me. --
Georgie Boy
P.S.  But you surely don't look like one!  Nothing awkward about your looks at all.

Bazenga -- Ah!  Will all the fights go like this?  I wouldn't mind. -- Charro Layne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RED-EYE butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MADAM ME was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA3 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
BAZENGA was slaughtered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
EX ARDVAARK was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
COW BELL was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
ONE LOVE was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HALFTIME was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena match.
DAA viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
ARTEMIS vanquished FENCHURCH in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
PARAGON vanquished TINY MEERKAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BENJY MOUSE vanquished BERLAM FOOTE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
YELLOW BELLY was handily defeated by TICKLE ME TIGER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BLUE'S CLUES demolished MAYDEE QUICK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JADOW overcame ALABASTER AUK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
WINNY demolished WILBERT FRUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BLUE BULLDOG viciously subdued FRANKLIN in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
TANGERINE TURTLE vanquished GEORGIE BOY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
PINK PORPOISE devastated 5 ACES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SMIMATSU was overpowered by A DOG'S LIFE in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
TAPIK savagely defeated COWLICK in a 2 minute gory veteran's bout.
WOOF WOOF viciously subdued SLARTIBARTFAST in a popular 2 minute master's competition.
COWABUNGA! viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute gory match.
ESTERBROOK was overcome by GAG HALFRUNT in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SILVER HAIR devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
GRAY AREA overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TUCK assassinated FLASHFLIGHT in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
PAIR-O-SEVENS overpowered EURYMEDON in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHARRO LAYNE beat BINKLE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
DARK JESTER outlasted PURPLE POODLE in a unpopular 19 minute novice's fray.
GREEN WITH ENVY viciously butchered JINKLE in a 1 minute gory novice's bout.
GRUNTHOS THE FLAT was vanquished by NY STATE OF MIND in a 2 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  16 -  6      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  13 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  13 -  2      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  24 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        23 -  25 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  34 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  31 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 691 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  A DOG'S LIFE 7395           9   1  2  106 BULLDOGS (157)
BASHING ATTACK   TAPIK 3381                 12   6  0  105 THE ASSEMBLY (338)
TOTAL PARRY      COWLICK 7286               23  14  0   85 BULLDOGS (157)
STRIKING ATTACK  TINY MEERKAT 7242           6   5  0   78 FURRY FURY (611)
AIMED BLOW       TICKLE ME TIGER 7391        8   2  0   66 FURRY FURY (611)
WALL OF STEEL    JADOW 3452                  6   5  0   53 THE ASSEMBLY (338)
LUNGING ATTACK   YELLOW BELLY 7361          14  10  0   52 COLORIFIC (511)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GAG HALFRUNT 7416           4   2  0   48 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BERLAM FOOTE 7289.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HALFTIME 7401.  The ten other most popular fighters were WOOF WOOF 7357, 
TAPIK 3381, CHARRO LAYNE 7455, BLUE BULLDOG 7385, SLARTIBARTFAST 7376, NY STATE OF 
MIND 7402, COW BELL 7456, BENJY MOUSE 7392, BLUE'S CLUES 7407, and TANGERINE TURTLE 
7398.

The least popular fighter this week was PURPLE POODLE 7447.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARK JESTER 7438, GRUNTHOS THE FLAT 7450, JINKLE 7451, 
EURYMEDON 7454, FLASHFLIGHT 7389, SMIMATSU 3378, 5 ACES 6990, GEORGIE BOY 7374, 
FRANKLIN 7409, and WILBERT FRUE 7387.