DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/09/2012    Duedate: 03/22/2012

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-693

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PARAGON
THE ASSEMBLY (338)
(11-3380) [10-10-2,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TAPIK                          BINKLE
THE ASSEMBLY (338)             THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
(11-3381) [14-6-0,119]         (11-7452) [2-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BERLAM FOOTE                   BENJY MOUSE
KRILL CAVALRY (374)            THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
(11-7289) [18-35-0,89]         (11-7392) [7-9-0,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLORIFIC (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANIMAL FARM (510)           47
2. THE ASSEMBLY (338)          34      COLORIFIC (511)
3. IMMORTALS (85)              24      Unchartered Team
4. THE JOKER'S WILD (599)      21
5. COLORIFIC (511)             20      THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*NICK JR. (627)            16   7  2 69.6   1/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          11  2 2
 2/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          596 295 18 66.9   2/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)           10  5 0
 3/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1376 709 46 66.0   3/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)         9  4 0
 4/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)           %1291 877 41 59.5   4/ 5 THE ASSEMBLY (338)        8  7 0
 5/ 5 THE ASSEMBLY (338)        55  45  4 55.0   5/ 9*THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    5  8 0
 6- 6 FURRY FURY (611)          57  50  3 53.3   6/ 4 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     5 10 0
 7- 7 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)  342 315 12 52.1   7/10*CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      4  9 0
 8/ 8 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    109 107  5 50.5   8/ 6 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       4 11 1
 9- 9*RAPSCALLIONS (628)         7   8  2 46.7   9- 7*NICK JR. (627)            3  1 1
10/10 IMMORTALS (85)           %1007 %1188 81 45.9  10- 8*RAPSCALLIONS (628)        3  2 0
11/11*THE JOKER'S WILD (599)     9  13  0 40.9  11-11 FURRY FURY (611)          2  2 1
12/12 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      528 955  9 35.6  12/13 IMMORTALS (85)            2  4 1
13-13*ILLMATIC (626)             1   2  0 33.3  13-12*ILLMATIC (626)            1  2 0
14/14*CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)       6  17  0 26.1  14-14*NATURAL BLADES (630)      0  2 0
15-15*NATURAL BLADES (630)       0   2  0  0.0  15-15 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 692): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 679): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 676): VINA YANCY of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 673): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 674): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 637): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 634): TORE NAYDO of THE STORM FRONT (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 625): MARCI FOOTE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 293): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 519): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 577): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 692): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 677): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 679): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 676): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 673): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 674): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 637): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 634): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 625): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 293): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 519): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 577): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 673): BUKKA WHITE of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 519): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I have little to add to what I said last time.  (Last time?!?  I've been here
twice?)  I am neither blessed, nor particularly well designed.  What I am is a
disaster waiting to happen.  I don't belong here.  I am scared.  But I will do my
best.
     Be gentle on me for I have
          A Dog's Life

P.S.  A salute to my deceased good friend, Alabaster Auk of Animal Farm.  May she
fight well in That Great Arena In The Sky.

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to BULLDOGS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the COLORIFIC 
stable.  Coming up with a solid 2-3-0 outing, THE JOKER'S WILD has advanced 4 places 
in the rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) at ANIMAL FARM had a good week as they 
went 4-1-0 to put them in 3rd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch 
out for PINK PORPOISE, who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing GAG 
HALFRUNT like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the 
top ten was GAG HALFRUNT, who dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with PINK PORPOISE.  In front of all the crowds, PARAGON took the 
Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ARUAK CITY arena.  Here's 
a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad THE ASSEMBLY?   Big bad THE ASSEMBLY.  
Big bad THE ASSEMBLY.  ARUAK CITY's afraid of the big bad THE ASSEMBLY.  Tra la la la 
la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  THE ASSEMBLY + Weapons That go 
Boom = BULLDOGS + Avoid City.  And who is this GEORGIE BOY you ask, with 33 points 
and a 3-24-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  In a touching display by a 
'touched' warrior, JADOW went after BERLAM FOOTE, who was higher by 22 points.  Well, 
when the dust settled, JADOW beat BERLAM FOOTE.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Congrats to CLARET CRAWDAD for revenging the death of hers 
teammate (but more importantly, feeding MAYDEE QUICK a bit of dirt).  Knowing when to 
use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to 
Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ARUAK CITY have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends 
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARAGON 3380                 10  10  2   115       THE ASSEMBLY (338)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAPIK 3381                   14   6  0   119       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 COWLICK 7286                 25  14  0    93       BULLDOGS (157)
 WOOF WOOF 7357               17   7  0    93       BULLDOGS (157)
 SILVER HAIR 7386             11   5  1    92       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BERLAM FOOTE 7289            18  35  0    89       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 COWABUNGA! 7360              18   9  0    89       BULLDOGS (157)
 A DOG'S LIFE 7395            10   2  2    89       BULLDOGS (157)
 JADOW 3452                    8   5  0    83       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
-TALIA GREENBOLT 4882         14   4  2    82       KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)
 BENJY MOUSE 7392              7   9  0    82       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-DANIEL JUSTICEBLADE 4688     19  15  0    80       KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)
 RED-EYE 7342                 12  13  2    79       COLORIFIC (511)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242             6   5  0    78       FURRY FURY (611)
-THERESA FLAMESTRIKE 5033      6   5  0    74       KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          17   9  0    71       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TICKLE ME TIGER 7391          8   2  0    66       FURRY FURY (611)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293          9  10  1    64       IMMORTALS (85)
 SLARTIBARTFAST 7376          11  12  0    60       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314          7   7  0    60       IMMORTALS (85)
 BLUE BULLDOG 7385             5   1  0    58       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-YELLOW BELLY 7361            15  10  0    57       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAY AREA 7397                8   1  0    57       COLORIFIC (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMIMATSU 3378                10  10  1    56       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
-BLUE'S CLUES 7407             4   1  0    51       NICK JR. (627)
 PINK PORPOISE 7448            4   0  0    51       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 MAYDEE QUICK 7400             6   4  1    46       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-WINNY 7408                    4   0  0    39       NICK JR. (627)
 GAG HALFRUNT 7416             5   3  0    38       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 WILBERT FRUE 7387             8  11  0    37       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 ESTERBROOK 3438               8   6  0    36       THE ASSEMBLY (338)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEO GUARDSMAN 7317            9   4  0    33       IMMORTALS (85)
 GEORGIE BOY 7374              3  24  0    33       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 BINKLE 7452                   2   1  0    33       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-DAA 7462                      1   0  1    33       FURRY FURY (611)
 PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992            4   1  0    32       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 FENCHURCH 7413                4   5  1    30       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-FRANKLIN 7409                 3   2  1    27       NICK JR. (627)
 TANGERINE TURTLE 7398         5   5  0    26       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-VILLAN 7420                   2   1  1    24       RAPSCALLIONS (628)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARTEMIS 7437                  2   3  0    22       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-TUCK 7411                     3   2  1    17       NICK JR. (627)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402         1   0  0    15       ILLMATIC (626)
-DETRICH WILLIAMS 5223         3   1  0    14       KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (325)
 DARK JESTER 7438              4   1  0    13       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-CHEEKY MADCAP 7421            2   1  1    13       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447            2   1  0    13       BULLDOGS (157)
 5 ACES 6990                   1   4  0    13       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 ENTRON 7473                   1   0  0    13       IMMORTALS (85)
-CHRUN'CHYN 7418               1   2  0    13       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 MCWITTLE 7474                 1   0  1    11       IMMORTALS (85)
-FHAI'TUL 7417                 1   2  0    11       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 HILDA 7464                    1   0  0     9       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-GREEN WITH ENVY 7435          2   1  1     8       COLORIFIC (511)
 CHARRO LAYNE 7455             2   2  0     8       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 GRUNTHOS THE FLAT 7450        1   3  0     6       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-TUNGSTEN 7419                 1   2  0     5       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-RAVEN 7432                    0   1  0     5       NATURAL BLADES (630)
 EURYMEDON 7454                0   4  0     4       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 NEGROT 7465                   0   1  0     2       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 YOGASH 7476                   0   1  0     1       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALABASTER AUK 7384      5  2 1 ANIMAL FARM 510      MAYDEE QUICK 7400     692  JUST REVENGED
LARKSPUR LOUSE 7472     0  1 0 ANIMAL FARM 510      MCWITTLE 7474         693   
AZATHOTH 7440           0  2 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   FENCHURCH 7413        690  REVENGED
FLASHFLIGHT 7389        0  2 0 IMMORTALS 85         TUCK 7411             691   
JINKLE 7451             0  1 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 599 GREEN WITH ENVY 7435  691  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Delarquan Spy -- I dislike spies.  I dislike Delarquans.  I really, really dislike
Delarquan Spies.  I call you "The Bone Of My Existence! -- Blue Bulldog

Blast ye, Maydee Quick, killin' me Auk!  Me only auk!  Curse on ye! -- Mino

     If you must have an Auk, how about an Amber one?

Alabaster Auk, bless her soul, was a beautiful 13-6-12-21-9-12-11, +2 Init, +2
Riposte, good damage, very little endu striker.  She will be greatly missed. -- The
Aminal Farm Chronicle

Villan -- I salute you on a fine challenge and a great win. -- Tangerine Turtle
(going in for an alignment and a check for a cracked shell)

Cheeky Madcap -- I salute you on a fine fight.  I am proud to be the flippin' winner.
-- Pink Porpoise

Avast ye, Critters, yon 2-2-0-1 bea hurtin'.  Yon varmint PPE done be ahead.  Best
bea gittin' 'im. -- Mino

All us Animal Farm Critters congratulate A Dog's Life on The Duelmastersip. -- Us
Critters

Joker's Wild -- MY team deserved Best Team On The Move, not yours! -- Purple People
Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Hah, Dangerous Criminal, take that!  This Commission does not really know who the
dangerous criminals are.  Har har har. -- Gray Area, Proud Colorific

Artemis -- I love a good win.  It keeps me in good stead with Purple People Eater and
it makes me feel GREAT! -- Yellow Belly, Proud Colorific

Captured Orc -- I wanted the kill.  (shrug)  I guess the win will suffice, for now.
-- Red Eye, Proud Colorific

Binkle -- You rapscallion, I did not like that!  Not for one minute.  You didn't have
to bloodfeud; who cares about a Jinkle that had a big tinkle?! -- Green With Envy,
Proud Colorific

     I'm sure a mother could love one.

Smimatsu -- How'd you like that challenge?!  You know what they say, "A Smimatsu a
day keeps the Colorific Okay."  Just ask your wife. -- Silver Hair, Proud Colorific

Four-1, Colorifics.  Good job.  If that punk Green With Envy would have just done his
job!  Take that, Mino.  WE are the best team in Aruak City. -- Purple People Eater,
Proud Colorific Manager
P.S.  Good thing we are not in The Turf Wars.  We would kill 'em all!

Congratulations to our own Bulldog teammate, A Dog's Life, Duelmaster of The Heart
And Soul Of Andoria.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn.  (And with a life
like his, he will probably drink a lot!) -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Berlam Foote -- Nice fight; lucky me.  Now will you please quit trying to shampoo my
hair? -- Cowlick

Paragon -- All I can say is "You've got to be kidding me!".  I was sooo lucky.  How
do I do that?!  I am one big disaster just waiting to happen. -- A Dog's Life

Eurymedon -- When one is purple, and a mere poodle, one has to plan one's challenges
exceptionally well.  I guess I did. -- Purple Poodle (proud to be a Bulldog, but
could have been a Critter)

Tapik -- It was my challenge, but you fought best.  Salute.  Now we are 2-2. --
Cowabunga!  (promising to do better for The Peanut Gallery next time)

Benjy Mouse -- Whew!  Slimly! -- Woof Woof

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits. --
Kennelworth

Cowabunga! -- I think you were trying to keep me from getting at A Dog's Life!  If
so, well played!  If not, well... -- Tapik

Silver Hair -- You Scoundrel!  Picking on a former Duelmaster!  (sheds a tear) --
Smimatsu

Slarti -- Man, you have a long name....  This one was definitely a war of attrition.
-- Jadow

Gagged Runt -- What can I say?  I must stoop to insults outside of the arena to taunt
you. -- Esterbrook

A Dog's Life -- Congrats on retaining the throne!  Next time--I bring the Battleaxe!
(No, not Smimatsu's wife, even though one sight of her and you might run from the
arena in fright.) -- Paragon

Kennelworth -- Thanks for the welcome, and while our stay thus far has been less than
prosperous, it's been an enjoyable learning experience.  May we cross blades often!
-- Nurgle, mgr. of Chaos Carnival

Purple Poodle -- Ours was one of the most boring fights I've ever witnessed, but I
was glad to eke out the win.  Well done getting the loss back from Eury. -- Dark
Jester

Maydee Quick -- Considering I have fought almost exclusively other women, there are
MANY others ogling the men in the arena... no need to single me out!  Great job
crushing me a few turns ago, maybe someday a rematch may be in order?  (Let me get a
few more fights under my belt?) -- Artemis

Yellow Belly -- Not the most fair match-up, TWICE my recognition?  Twenty-four fights
to 3 fights?  Ugh.  I promise I am better than it seemed... -- Artemis

Eurymedon -- ZERO and three?  The bottom of the standings?  This just won't do.  Sure
we have had a parade to the Dark Arena, but you promised me that you would turn it
around.  So if you don't want to join them... winning might be in order... -- Nurgle
(Your boss)

Pair-O-Sevens -- Wow, my momma told me that cards were nothing but trouble, and she
was RIGHT. -- Georgie Boy

5 Aces -- You won't get me with THAT trick, boy. -- Wilbert Frue

Cowlick -- You're so disgusting!  Have you got a hair fetish or something? -- Berlam
Foote

Mino -- I'm sorry about the Alabaster Auk.  I didn't realize she was so fragile.
Eggshell bones, I suppose. -- Maydee Quick

Chrun'chyn -- Ouch.  I suppose that was... well, it wasn't FAIR, but I can see that
your need was greater than mine.  And while philanthropy isn't really my style, I
guess I can do it once. -- Charro Layne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLARET CRAWDAD devastated MAYDEE QUICK in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
WOOF WOOF lost to TAPIK in a 1 minute expert's Challenge battle.
COWABUNGA! luckily beat BENJY MOUSE in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
JADOW bested BERLAM FOOTE in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
SMIMATSU was demolished by RED-EYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
PAIR-O-SEVENS was overpowered by BLUE BULLDOG in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
ARTEMIS was bested by WILBERT FRUE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
5 ACES was vanquished by TANGERINE TURTLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PURPLE POODLE unbelievably bested CHARRO LAYNE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BINKLE defeated GEORGIE BOY in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge match.
A DOG'S LIFE was overpowered by PARAGON in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
COWLICK outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a monotonous 18 minute mismatched conflict.
SILVER HAIR demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SLARTIBARTFAST overcame ESTERBROOK in a popular 1 minute conflict.
GAG HALFRUNT lost to PINK PORPOISE in a 2 minute master vs. beginner upset bout.
GRAY AREA viciously subdued FENCHURCH in a 1 minute bloody bout.
DARK JESTER bested NEGROT in a exciting 6 minute novice's brawl.
GRUNTHOS THE FLAT was subdued by HILDA in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
EURYMEDON was overpowered by ENTRON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LARKSPUR LOUSE was butchered by MCWITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YOGASH was viciously subdued by MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  11 -  3      66  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  14 -  1      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  24 -  5      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   6 -  2      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  23 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        20 -  25 -  0      44  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  42 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  36 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 693 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  4     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   TAPIK 3381                 14   6  0  119 THE ASSEMBLY (338)
TOTAL PARRY      COWLICK 7286               25  14  0   93 BULLDOGS (157)
SLASHING ATTACK  SILVER HAIR 7386           11   5  1   92 COLORIFIC (511)
WALL OF STEEL    JADOW 3452                  8   5  0   83 THE ASSEMBLY (338)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        17   9  0   71 ANIMAL FARM (510)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUE BULLDOG 7385           5   1  0   58 ANIMAL FARM (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GAG HALFRUNT 7416           5   3  0   38 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BERLAM FOOTE 7289.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BENJY MOUSE 7392.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHARRO LAYNE 
7455, NEGROT 7465, BINKLE 7452, GEORGIE BOY 7374, JADOW 3452, BERLAM FOOTE 7289, PINK 
PORPOISE 7448, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, COWABUNGA! 7360, and RED-EYE 7342.

The least popular fighter this week was COWLICK 7286.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DARK JESTER 7438, YOGASH 7476, EURYMEDON 7454, FENCHURCH 7413, A DOG'S 
LIFE 7395, 5 ACES 6990, PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992, WOOF WOOF 7357, MAYDEE QUICK 7400, and 
MCWITTLE 7474.